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[Rye]

What is your mythological creature? :kaobeg2:

[Shlup]

YOUR MOM!

[Jojee]

I loooooove this song. My mythological creature would be Puff the dragon, of course! It's so sad, though. x_x

<i>Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.</i>

[Madame Adequate]

The Archangel Michael.

For clear reasons (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael.html).

[Rye]

Hux, is that crazy painting of the guy who chopped off the bird's wing to kidnap that girl a mythical being? Because I think he might be my favorite.

Him or Benny Lava. :3

[Madame Adequate]

Hux, is that crazy painting of the guy who chopped off the bird's wing to kidnap that girl a mythical being? Because I think he might be my favorite.

Him or Benny Lava. :3

No, that was just me after I got a tan during my vacation to India.

[mooglebunni608]

Does Bill Kaulitz count?

[Chemical]

http://www.rodin-web.org/works/pix/draper_odysseus_sirens.jpg

Long afloat on shipless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'Til your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle
And you sang
Sail to me
Sail to me
Let me enfold you
Here I am
Here I am
Waiting to hold you

Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you hare when I was fox?
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks,
For you sing, "Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow:
O my heart, O my heart shies from the sorrow"

I am puzzled as the newborn child
I am troubled at the tide:
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Should I lie with Death my bride?
Hear me sing, "Swim to me, Swim to me, Let me enfold you:
Here I am, Here I am, Waiting to hold you

[NeoTifa]

XD wtf are you guys talking about

i think merlin owns

[Madame Adequate]

THAT WAS PRONZ

BAN HER NAO

[Rye]

No, stop it Huxley, I get my jollies from Greek Mythological art. ;D

[Madame Adequate]

I'd say "That's just proof that it's smutty" but you can get jollies from a plank of wood with a couple of bent nails hammered into it*, so...

* Because you are a pervert.

[Chemical]

<s>It's not porn if you can't see a place to stick it</s>
<s>It's not porn if she's from a thirdworld country</s>

It's not porn if people pay to see it... in a museum

[Madame Adequate]

Three women crawling lasciviously over a big piece of wood and it's NOT porn?

[Chemical]

It's not porn if they're trying to drown you?

[Psychotic]

You're BOTH porn. Now stfu.

[Madame Adequate]

You're BOTH porn. Now stfu.

Very kind of you to say, but not the topic at hand. This is an official unofficial warning from a Ci'd Sknight.

Edit: Chemical clearly hasn't seen the porn I've seen.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Leviathan, of course.

[Madame Adequate]

Social Contract > Leviathan

Alternative answer:

Scylla & Charybdis > Leviathan

Alternative answer2:

Kraken > Leviathan

[XxSephirothxX]

Puff the Magic Dragon is such a depressing song. I think I'd rather have Pete's dragon.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Social Contract > Leviathan

Alternative answer:

Scylla & Charybdis > Leviathan

Alternative answer2:

Kraken > Leviathan

Clearly you have never encountered Leviathan, have you?

[yanis]

Pyramid Head...but no pics!;)

[theundeadhero]

The Yellow Submarine

[Candle Jack]

Care to join us?

[Iceglow]

Do angels count as mythological creatures...they're the messengers of god I know but well whatever.

I'd have to be a dragon, they had piles of treasure, plenty of fire breath, nasty fangs to rip pesky knights to shreds and talons so long and vicious that people sacrificed maidens to them. If only I could be a WoW style dragon and turn in to a human :P

[Breine]

I loooooove this song. My mythological creature would be Puff the dragon, of course! It's so sad, though. x_x

<i>Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.</i>

This song is so sad.. I remember singing it quite a lot as a kid.

Anyway, thread: Whoever thought of these bad puppies should get a prize! Cerberus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus)

Three heads is always a win.

[Heath]

Chimeras are pretty insane. I mean it takes two dangerous animals (snake and lion), adds a goat in for good measure and then gives it the ability to breath fire, just in case it's ability to kick ass and chew bubblegum was in question.