Hello, boys.

[Candle Jack]

Care to join us?

[Jojee]

It's... CANDLE JACK!

(repeat aft

[Awrini]

OMGZ look, I'm stealing teh Jojoeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *theftage*

[edczxcvbnm]

I care to join you Candle Ja

[Awrini]

Repeat after me:
"In eoff, we do not capitalize the letter e."

[Marshall Banana]

I have to ask Daddy first, Mr. Candlejack.

[yanis]

I'm a real boy...but who's that Candle Jack...

[Rase]

There's no way I'm wearing a dress, absolutely not, no dress.

[Deborah]

Marshall Banana had CandleBERRY not Candlejack! THATS JU

[Candle Jack]

Why, thank you.

[Old Manus]

Candlejack is all one word, by the w

[Misfit]

What is going on in this here thread!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Lets find out.

[smittenkitten]

*strips*? :D

[Cookie]

Candlejack is serious bu

[Raebus]

To those who are left in the dark, its quite simple. Say Candle jack and somethi

[smittenkitten]

This is a very strange thre

[Candle Jack]

SCREAM

[Raebus]

Now we present the following thread in SCREAM-O-VISION.

[Misfit]

Very strange indeed... I'm hungry. :3

[Raebus]

SCREAM

[smittenkitten]

SCREAM? :eek:

[Rase]

Let me state unequivocally, and with absolute certainty, that is it physically impossible for such a bogeyman to come and get yo

[41-Inches-Wide]

Moar Candle Jack For Grea

[Sergeant Hartman]

Dog Soldiers represent!

[Misfit]

Moar Candle Jack For Grea

moar candle jack for GREAT JU

[smittenkitten]

Moar Candle Jack For Grea

moar candle jack for GREAT JU
I don't get i

[Flying Mullet]

Silly kids. Candle Jack isn't re

[Resha]

what the...hell???

[prayzer]

Dude, this is messed up!

[Ashi]

Candle Jack? O

[prayzer]

So.......who is Candle Jack?

[CimminyCricket]

I know what a candle jack is, just not wh

[Sergeant Hartman]

Candle Jack for the wi

[Bunny]

Hey, Mr. Jack. Do you have anymore Candles?

[Shauna]

Candlejack? What the he

[Jess]

Oh no, what is happening? :jess:

[Rye]

Don't say it, Freakazoid!

[f f freak]

I'm guessing if you come into this thread, then you get kidnapped, hence why I'm leaving be

[demondude]

Levian is to blame.

[I Took the Red Pill]

‫‬:skull::skull:‪‫‬:skull::skull:҉CandleJack.

[theundeadhero]

CANDLE JACK DOESN'T EXI

[Madame Adequate]

I'm guessing if you come into this thread, then you get kidnapped, hence why I'm leaving be

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

[Flying Mullet]

I...I escaped, but I don't know how...

[Quindiana Jones]

This reminds me of <s>rape</s> surprise sex.

[Peegee]

haX05s 0n teh yu0r pC???

[Levian]

Levian is to blame.

I am not! Liar!

[Flying Mullet]

Mr. Candle Jack is just scared of me!
http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/trufflesig.gif

[cloud21zidane16]

EDIT :eek: WTF is happening:p

[Jess]

Hello, girls.

[Denmark]

Candle Jack is epic w

[Flying Mullet]

You aren't supposed to cut your own posts short. That happens when you go missing.

I tell ya, some people...

[blackmage_nuke]

Candle Jack i command you to edit my po

[Bowser]

theses snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[Yahoo! Slurp Spider]

Candle Jack is no match for the swarm!

[Jess]

spider! ahh! :(

[Peegee]

I'm immune to all forms of Candle Jack of m

[Iceglow]

I'd wondered what the candle jack thing was all about...oh smur

[Freya]

I'm so lost with this candlejack thing... he's like a ghost, jack thing! Is there ra

[Jessweeee♪]

How come whenever someone says Candlejack the

[Flying Mullet]

Everyone keeps leaving me. Why must you take everyone away Candle Jack! :cry:

[Baloki]

Candle Jack

[~*~Celes~*~]

Candlejack, zomg hai

[oddler]

Dude, Mulley, you're so unwanted. :eek:

[McLovin']

Uh hi CandleJack.

[Mogi]

Wait, Jesswee told me NOT to say Candle Jack.

I have no clue what

[Flying Mullet]

Dude, Mulley, you're so unwanted. :eek:
That's the problem with escaping on your own, there's no one left on the other side. :cry:

[Bowser]

For what Candle Jack did not know, what he could not know, is that Freakazoid had

[Jess]

:o I'm freeeeee!

[Evastio]

Join you?

I don't think so.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, This goes to show that we have nothing better to do but kidnap each other on Halloween. Too bad one of the Mods here scolded me for the raep jokes. Otherwise, I'll be having fun about now son...


Edit: "And, if you say CandleJack, He'll kid

[leader of mortals]

So, Candle Jack. Is it hard to be a Cand

[Vikeve]

Everyone keeps leaving me. Why must you take everyone away Candle Jack! :cry:

Candle Jack, didn't take me. I'me one of the survi

[Agrias]

WHY DONT YOU TAKE CARE OF OUR BABY ANYMORE!@?!?!? DONT YOU LOVE ME!?!?! :cry:

[mooglebunni608]

Wut?

Explain?

[snacks]

Hmm that's interesting guys.

[Agrias]

Hmm that's interesting guys.

i love you skt
yes candle whats your name, i'm now cheating on you! AND I'M TAKING THE BABY!

[snacks]

I love you to aggie.

[Agrias]

I love you to aggie.

<33

[snacks]

haha our own thread.
NO MORE SPAM FROM ME.

[Goldenboko]

I do not approve of this thread.

[Xaven]

I do not approve of this thread.
Candle Jack does not appr

[Ouch!]

I do not approve of--*sniped*

[NeoCracker]

Boko fails at life. This thread rocks.

[mooglebunni608]

This Candle Jack person is scaring me ><

Mommy ><

[NeoCracker]

What, Mooglebunnie is still here?

Did Candle Jack stop Kidna

[mooglebunni608]

NeoCracker is still here too?

Are we safe ye

[NeoTifa]

wtf is going on?! this thread sux!

[Jowy]

Gimme spam forum access now.

[stalpho slayer]

*strips*? :D

i like this thread :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

i worship you nobody will get in my way

you must be mine :mwahaha:

[41-Inches-Wide]

BoB will strangle you foo'!

EDIT: OMG IM NOT MISSING ANYMOARR! ;--;

[Shauna]

We are all crushed, Aicha. :(

[Cookie]

Candlejack, take me ba

[Raebus]

Too late guys, candle jacks gone already. D=

[Sergeant Hartman]

Free at last!

[Jessweeee♪]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[smittenkitten]

FREEDOM! :)

I miss being in the cage now. :cry:

[NeoCracker]

*Puts Smittenkitten in a cage*

[cloud21zidane16]

FREE:bigbiggri :pinkelephant:

[smittenkitten]

Yay! *licks paws* :spin:

[mooglebunni608]

But... but...that was so much fun!
I WANNA BE MISSING AGAIN!

[Denmark]

Maybe if they delete the last page or so, this thread would be archive-worthy.

[Miriel]

Maybe if they delete the last page or so, this thread would be archive-worthy.

Maybe. Let's try it.

[Iceglow]

I miss the cage too it was fun! :D

PS. why are TTP and Loki still missing? what fun could Candle Jack be having with them?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Maybe if they delete the last page or so, this thread would be archive-worthy.

Maybe. Let's try it.

*watches as all comments that critique staff are systematically deleted*

Any excuse to quell any insurgence, right Miriel? :p

For those who missed it, this thread originally held posts by me, NeoCracker and smittenkitten that critiqued the staff, then Bunny asked to join the Revolution. It's all been censored now.

I seem to remember last time I did something like this, I said watch this be censored in my Rebellion thread. I think it was you, Miriel, who said "are you being censored? no." Then the thread was closed for no real reason when staff were complained about, and so IT WAS censored.

Now this has been censored.

Listen Eoffians! Any attempt to critique the Eoff administration, even fully within rules, WILL be censored. This is yet more proof of that fact.

If we work together, we can stop the unjust cencorship. Since this thread literally has no topic, and our discussion was as close as we could come to being on-topic, I don't see what was wrong with it.

[XxSephirothxX]

The majority of this thread was about Candle Jack and our Halloween Event. You started an argument over, what, a sarcastic comment by smittenkitten that we don't care about our forum, and now you're crying censorship because we aren't adhering to the original vision of our forum? Man, that doesn't even make sense.

[demondude]

Maybe if they delete the last page or so, this thread would be archive-worthy.

Maybe. Let's try it.

*watches as all comments that critique staff are systematically deleted*

Any excuse to quell any insurgence, right Miriel? :p

For those who missed it, this thread originally held posts by me, NeoCracker and smittenkitten that critiqued the staff, then Bunny asked to join the Revolution. It's all been censored now.

I seem to remember last time I did something like this, I said watch this be censored in my Rebellion thread. I think it was you, Miriel, who said "are you being censored? no." Then the thread was closed for no real reason when staff were complained about, and so IT WAS censored.

Now this has been censored.

Listen Eoffians! Any attempt to critique the Eoff administration, even fully within rules, WILL be censored. This is yet more proof of that fact.

If we work together, we can stop the unjust cencorship. Since this thread literally has no topic, and our discussion was as close as we could come to being on-topic, I don't see what was wrong with it.

Please take me out of your revolution it sucks.

[smittenkitten]

The majority of this thread was about Candle Jack and our Halloween Event. You started an argument over, what, a sarcastic comment by smittenkitten that we don't care about our forum, and now you're crying censorship because we aren't adhering to the original vision of our forum? Man, that doesn't even make sense.
No it doesn't. :confused:

[Tallulah]

i dun like candeljak

[smittenkitten]

I think it is ok to say his name now. Halloween is over. :)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

The majority of this thread was about Candle Jack and our Halloween Event. You started an argument over, what, a sarcastic comment by smittenkitten that we don't care about our forum, and now you're crying censorship because we aren't adhering to the original vision of our forum? Man, that doesn't even make sense.
No it doesn't. :confused:

I had a feeling that might be sarcastic, but I was hoping that someone actually affiliated with the staff might at some level agree that this has gone too far. Besides, I thought that if she was being sarcastic, it would be amusing to pretend she wasn't.

I didn't start "an argument." I don't know why you would call it that. At no point did I debate people's views. I agreed with them.

My original statement was that you guys really don't care anymore. I find flaming has increased, spam has increased, and you guys just don't have the will to deal with it anymore. And I can understand that - I can really understand it, and sympathize. When you've asked people not to do something for so long and they persist at it forever, no matter what, yeah, it gets REALLY tiring. But if you're at that point, why not bring in some more new people who are going to be more active? You have done that quite a bit, and those staff generally are more active in keeping the rules.

Every once in a while I find flaming increases, and usually the staff will compensate and bring things back to normal. But now - it seems you're actually becoming a lot more lenient, and I find staff members flaming on a regular basis just because they can. I won't name names.

Sure, if you've worked hard to keep rules for so long, you feel the freedom to bend them a bit. Fine. I understand that. But this is ridiculous. It's a parody of what the staff have constantly attempted to root out, flaming in particular. Flaming newbies tended to get banned in mere weeks.

Now, you're not even trying to be hypocrites like before, allowing yourselves to break rules while you enforced them strictly. Now, it seems anyone can break rules, because let's face it, a lot of people look up to you guys. I was one of those people, until I returned to this state of affairs. Like I said, I can understand loosening up rules over time, but this is getting extreme.

[demondude]

You join the staff and work all day on a site that does not pay you.

[Freya]

Wow you make GC boring. Cjs place he took us too was less boring.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Well now several regular users seem to dislike me for taking a stand against the staff, after years of everyone complaining about them.

I guess most people enjoy complaining but not committing, and when their rep is on the line, they'll abandon what they believe in.

Well, it just goes to show how fickle forum popularity is. In some ways I'm glad I took this stand. I spoke out when I saw something that I thought was unjust, and even though the consequences may have been difficult to deal with, I can say that I made that tough decision. I can't back down now. My destiny on these forums is now set. I will have to stick by what I believe in, even if it may not be popular with some. I found that the people cried out about this issue time and time again. I ignored it, I supported the staff, I did my share of sucking up to avoid being banned.

Well that time is passed. If people are going to go back on what they wanted, fine. It's their choice not to try to actively make this more of a democracy, to ensure it's always the great place it'll always been, to ensure it's not just in the hands of a select few. It's their loss if they choose that.

I truly respect those that are ready to stand by me and stay true to their complaints, and do something about it.

[Freya]

Well now several regular users seem to dislike me for taking a stand against the staff, after years of everyone complaining about them.

I guess most people enjoy complaining but not committing, and when their rep is on the line, they'll abandon what they believe in.

Well, it just goes to show how fickle forum popularity is. In some ways I'm glad I took this stand. I spoke out when I saw something that I thought was unjust, and even though the consequences may have been difficult to deal with, I can say that I made that tough decision. I can't back down now. My destiny on these forums is now set. I will have to stick by what I believe in, even if it may not be popular with some. I found that the people cried out about this issue time and time again. I ignored it, I supported the staff, I did my share of sucking up to avoid being banned.

Well that time is passed. If people are going to go back on what they wanted, fine. It's their choice not to try to actively make this more of a democracy, to ensure it's always the great place it'll always been, to ensure it's not just in the hands of a select few. It's their loss if they choose that.

I truly respect those that are ready to stand by me and stay true to their complaints, and do something about it.
HAHA the reason you are boring is for this comment and the previous comment. This particular thread was about a fun little event that happened and you are making it a little boring. Spaming it up with seriousness. Everyone knows the internet is serious buisness but still!

[Miriel]

The posts were deleted not because you were criticizing the staff, but because you were sucking the fun out of the WORLD. My god. Now quit trying to turn every thread into posts promoting your own personal agenda or I'm gonna ban your face off.

To the rest of you, I hope y'all had fun. I know the staff did. :)

Also, if y'all are looking to blame anyone... Levian. Blame Levian. It's all his fault.

Continue any further discussion about the MISSING in Pureghetto's thread. 'kay thanks.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Blame Necro too. Blame him HARD.