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Rengori
11-02-2007, 04:07 AM
I like to call people doo doo head (or insert other stupid creative insult). What about you? Keep it PeeGee!

Rostum
11-02-2007, 04:10 AM
Rengori, you douche!

(Note: Just an example.) :P

Jojee
11-02-2007, 04:18 AM
I like to call people dopes XD!! Maybe it originated from the word dop, which I used to call them all the time.

NeoTifa
11-02-2007, 04:31 AM
doop......thats also my band name on guitar hero lol

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-02-2007, 05:13 AM
My creative insults are usually spur of the moment things of a sarcastic nature. It is more of a response to what someone says than actual names or anything.

Lynx
11-02-2007, 05:14 AM
well instead of calling someone a jackass i changed it too jackF***

rubah
11-02-2007, 05:20 AM
You guys are all a bunch of dumbs.

^--- for example

41-Inches-Wide
11-02-2007, 05:23 AM
Douche as well.

escobert
11-02-2007, 07:16 AM
We used ot cal a buddy of my BB as that's what he wanted to be called when we were vey little, an he mad e the name "gay john for some reaons :x" but then everyone started calling himm BB and it turned into an insult liek "don't be a fucking BB!"a nd people would ask him if it stoof for stupid things like baby balls :It stud fot Buddy baptistella as that's his last name. Once I said to him "don't be a fuckign BB BB!!" and he didn't talk to me for like a month xD

Deborah
11-02-2007, 08:00 AM
I sadly am bad at any type of witty remarks...so I usually go with meanie or you smell, Oh well....I feel bad if I use words like douche.

blackmage_nuke
11-02-2007, 08:23 AM
You couldnt (verb) your way out of a paper bag!

Bunny
11-02-2007, 01:37 PM
Bucking Fitch =(

Loony BoB
11-02-2007, 01:45 PM
'dingdong', 'dumbdumbhead' (also, 'dumdumhead') and then there are the things I can't really post here which I call Dan.

Ouch!
11-02-2007, 01:56 PM
Rengori, you douche!

(Note: Just an example.) :P
That's about right.

Iceglow
11-02-2007, 02:30 PM
I use several, some too rude to post but a common one being "c&*k smoker"

Zeldy
11-02-2007, 03:01 PM
I call people "dipstick" alot xD

Shauna
11-02-2007, 03:04 PM
I called someone a "moronface" once. It was an odd moment. And that's about the extent of my "creativeness".

Old Manus
11-02-2007, 03:28 PM
Tit

Vermachtnis
11-02-2007, 04:08 PM
You giblethead!

Fatal Impurity
11-02-2007, 04:11 PM
I like to call people retarded monkeys...;)

No.78
11-02-2007, 04:13 PM
Idiot is my most common insult.

The most creative is probably ":skull::skull::skull::skull:bitch" or "bitchtits" or "scatwhore" or "titbitch" or... yeah... ":skull::skull::skull::skull:fluck" "twallock" "fucksmungle" "flinge" "wench" "foul wench" "cur" ":skull::skull::skull::skull:"

Heath
11-02-2007, 05:42 PM
Face ache.

Jess
11-02-2007, 05:43 PM
It changes. I have stages of what insult I use.

Right now it's jerk. :jess:

Resha
11-02-2007, 06:48 PM
"You little piece of wank/fuck/:skull::skull::skull::skull:." Very...very fulfilling. And I made this awesome curse up; it's SHIETTENBOLLOCKS. It sounds German if you say it, but actually it's just...

The Ceej
11-02-2007, 06:56 PM
I usually just make something up on the spot. If not, I'll just say, "I hate you," or "smurf you." I'm especially proud of one I never said.

In a short story of mine, 17-year-old Tucker was upset because his brother was probably dead. He was at work and felt powerless. He told his boss the situation and asked if he could leave. The boss said, "If you leave before 9:00, don't bother coming back."

Then Tucker threw his work vest at his boss and said, "Keep the smurfing vest. I hope your wife gets diphtheria."

That's the insult of which I'm the most proud, but I've never gotten the opportunity to use it in real life.

black orb
11-02-2007, 07:10 PM
>>> Stupido bastardo..

NeoTifa
11-02-2007, 07:34 PM
twat or tardo. also renard, @#$%tard, douchemongrel, @$$mongrel, and other such varieties

:monster:

Ouch!
11-02-2007, 08:50 PM
I forgot that I frequently call people fucktards as well as douches.

scrumpleberry
11-02-2007, 08:54 PM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Seriously, I call people dolts. I tend to be more subtle than outright insults. I only ever directly insult myself.

smittenkitten
11-02-2007, 09:07 PM
I don't insult people since i'm so nice, unless it's BoB. Then again I don't really insult him I just hit him, then he hits me back. :(

The Unknown Guru
11-03-2007, 01:33 AM
I usually just maneuver the conversation so that I don't need to call people names to portray them as idiots; they do it themselves.

That being said, I'm rather partial to ho-bag. Heehee!

MKusanagi
11-03-2007, 02:09 AM
Usually I try to make jokes that they usually never notice which makes it even more hilarious but if I am out for punches (which does happen) then I impart these words to you:
"I only know two languages: good english and bad english." - Bruce Willis

There is no creativity. If you are a %@#*!& than you are a %@#*!&.

Woodinator
11-03-2007, 02:21 AM
I usually don't insult people in front of their face...but when I drive I combine random curses to create a more powerful one to insult other drivers...usually my windows are up so it doesn't even matter haha ;D

NeoTifa
11-03-2007, 03:58 AM
man i mess w/ people so bad in the car. haha lol

i like jerk!

Spammerman
11-03-2007, 04:00 AM
your mom.

Jimsour
11-03-2007, 04:47 PM
"bellend" and "pleb" work for me, always have, always will.

cloud21zidane16
11-03-2007, 04:49 PM
I use d**k head a lot:p or just idiot.

Shiny
11-03-2007, 04:50 PM
You're like Rengori.

Best. Insult. Ever!

Giga Guess
11-03-2007, 05:42 PM
My personal DIRECT favorite insult is "Daffy Bitch."

However, I prefer the indirect ones, such as "Oh, go play in traffic," and "If I throw a stick will you leave?"

smittenkitten
11-03-2007, 08:30 PM
My best one would be "You're a pure baw bag" Other than that I'm really innocent. :greenie:

No.78
11-03-2007, 11:47 PM
Derogitory female terms applied to men always amuse me.

Rianoa
11-03-2007, 11:58 PM
SNIB it was supost to come out as snob then in my head i thought of bitch and it was combined volia snib was created me and a few of my friends use it.:greenie:

loinharte
11-04-2007, 01:11 AM
mine would have to be one of the most original one :D sugar tits, bitch titties and of course fuck up:D

Momiji
11-04-2007, 01:31 AM
I enjoy insulting people with words they've never heard of. It's hilarious when I can call someone a strumpet and get that bewildered look every time. Ironically, it works just as well on males as it does females.

ReloadPsi
11-06-2007, 07:36 PM
Tardknocker, cocktard, "You're 13".

MKusanagi
11-06-2007, 07:49 PM
mine would have to be one of the most original one :D sugar tits, bitch titties and of course smurf up:D
Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"

Araciel
11-06-2007, 07:51 PM
I don't insult, lest people talk about my hump.

MKusanagi
11-06-2007, 07:53 PM
*cue Fergie*

Nominus Experse
11-06-2007, 08:39 PM
Go fuck a goat

Araciel
11-06-2007, 09:23 PM
*cue Fergie*

Not that kind...

loinharte
11-17-2007, 10:44 PM
mine would have to be one of the most original one :D sugar tits, bitch titties and of course smurf up:D
Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"

ya but what about bitch titties hmmmm

MKusanagi=bitch titties:D :D :D :D

Heath
11-17-2007, 11:07 PM
Blackadder is naturally a great source for insults. In a similar vein to The Ceej's diphtheria one, I've always loved Blackadder's "Thank you, Darling and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."

BardTard
11-18-2007, 03:47 AM
Tard.
F**knugget.

Jimsour
11-18-2007, 02:23 PM
There is not one word
NOT ONE WORD


That beats this when your really angry or annoyed.
NOT ONE FUCKING WORD in the entire english language, with the grace and sophistication..

of calling someone a cúnt.

Captain Maxx Power
11-18-2007, 02:52 PM
Most of my creative insults revolve around me making outlandish statements about my awesomeness. Some of my personal favourites include;

- I'm better than you, so feel free to find a rock to die under
- I might care if you didn't suck so much
- You're just jealous because I'm awesome and you suck
- You just keep on talking, I'll carry on doing something useful with my life

Griff
11-18-2007, 05:08 PM
You're a towel.

Luther X-Rated
11-18-2007, 06:48 PM
Bite my shiny metal ass!! or Eat my shorts!!

I also use chump & chumpettes :/

Vincent, Thunder God
11-21-2007, 06:18 AM
I keep it highbrow. Usually I use so many advanced words that they sail over my target's head, who laughs along, thinking whatever it is, it must be witty. Unfortunately you people are generally too smart for me to attempt it here, and besides, the rules shun it - rightly so of course.

Luther X-Rated
11-21-2007, 07:32 AM
Chupa-Choop!

Avarice-ness
11-21-2007, 04:13 PM
The Orbitz comercial has got me saying:

What the french toast!

and

Cootie Queen
and
Lint Licker!

Crop
11-21-2007, 05:20 PM
I improvise dependent on the situation.

Peegee
11-21-2007, 05:24 PM
I call everybody asian, but that's not what you mean.

I like to call people meanyheads.

Vivisteiner
11-21-2007, 05:50 PM
No. Just no.

I say that a lot, when required.


(Copyright Vivisteiner)

stalpho slayer
11-21-2007, 07:15 PM
hey my brother called he wants his money you forgot to pay him last night oh and next time try to be quiter i heard you 3 blocks away


:D gets them every time

Monsey
11-22-2007, 03:47 PM
I good unexpected one is to call someone "utterly repelant"

Freya
11-22-2007, 04:37 PM
I've been adding, your face is (inserts whatever they just said). and if it's an insult then i say, "Oh burrrnnnn" If it's compliment, "oh compliment!" and if it doesn't make sense, "That didn't make sense BUT IT SOUNDED GOOD!"

Discord
11-22-2007, 05:23 PM
Sunshine.:D