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NeoCracker
11-03-2007, 04:08 AM
Victors of Life
Cid
GoldenBoko
Behold_the_Void

Failures of Life

I am the Judge of Life.

What do I do? I determine the Failures and Victors of Life.

However I will not decide alone, for this is a huge Burden to Bear.

At My discresion, a User shall be selected and you shall all give me your thoughts on him and tell me of his exploits. Be they in life and on the Forum. The one standing trial may also deliver his case before my ears.

Today, we shall Start with none other then the highest of powers of EoFF. Even though he no longer owns us, he still remains in all of Our minds.

This is the Trial of Cid.
Goldenboko
11-03-2007, 04:10 AM
You've mistrialed me! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
NeoCracker
11-03-2007, 04:15 AM
Do not worry Boko, your Trial will be next.
TyphoonThaReapa
11-03-2007, 06:22 AM
Hmmm...my blackness is hollering racism...but my humanity is saying interesting...carry on...:holmes:
NeoCracker
11-03-2007, 11:04 PM
The Silence Speaks for itself.

Not that it mattered, for a man such as Cid is only Capable at succeeding.

The Final Verdict in the Trial of Cid,

A Victor of Life.

Up next, the Trial of GoldenBoko.

Discuss his triumphs and failures, and your thoughts of why he should or should not fail.

May the next trial commence.
I Don't Need A Name
11-04-2007, 12:13 AM
Succeeded in acting like an annoying newbie for over a year
Failed in making a thread actually worth reading
A Failure at life
Goldenboko
11-04-2007, 01:35 AM
Succeeded in acted like an annoying newbie for over a year
Failed in making a thread actually worth reading
A Failure at life

OBJECTION!

1. Can't agrue with
2.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/106496-eoff-idol-psychotic-wins-because-hes-handsome-he-did-not-write-title-11.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/90916-squall-rinoa-playin.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/96468-eoff-playin.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/105580-eoff-playin-ii.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/104220-squall-rinoa-playin-season-ii.html

If none of these are worth reading, then I give up.
3. Debatable.

The prosecution has the floor once more.
Lawr
11-04-2007, 01:40 AM
Succeeded in acted like an annoying newbie for over a year
Failed in making a thread actually worth reading
A Failure at life

OBJECTION!

1. Can't agrue with
2.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/106496-eoff-idol-psychotic-wins-because-hes-handsome-he-did-not-write-title-11.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/90916-squall-rinoa-playin.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/96468-eoff-playin.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/105580-eoff-playin-ii.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/104220-squall-rinoa-playin-season-ii.html

If none of these are worth reading, then I give up.
3. Debatable.

The prosecution has the floor once more.

GoBo-->FAIL
Goldenboko
11-04-2007, 01:42 AM
OBJECTION!


No evidence, pure opinion!
You make this too easy :tongue:
scrumpleberry
11-04-2007, 01:46 AM
GoBo = win?

He at least makes the experience of reading the forae more interesting.
eestlinc
11-04-2007, 06:06 AM
Don't worry, you can get de novo review upon appeal to the privy council.
NeoCracker
11-04-2007, 11:47 PM
The what now? I wasn't told about this privy council.

Though the Verdict is now in. The only real arguments against him are "He was a newbie" even though yeah, he was a newbie, and a member not liking his threads, the Prosecution has no real case.

The only legitamite case is his writing, which is enjoyable and liked by many.

Therefore Golden Boko, you are a Victor of Life.

The Next case, the Trial of Behold the Void.
Goldenboko
11-05-2007, 12:44 AM
Beats me for best writer everytime, therefore must be a victor of life.
NeoCracker
11-07-2007, 05:33 AM
Well, I guess its decided. Behold the Void Succeeds at Life.

NExt up is the Trial of theundeadhero.
Jojee
11-07-2007, 05:34 AM
I'm having a pants party with him :p
Araciel
11-07-2007, 05:39 AM
BTV is ever one of my favourite Cid's Knights, even if our constant attempts at EOFF D&D rps fail. Overall I'd say he's 99% win. We remind our viewers there is a 1% margin of error.
Rengori
11-07-2007, 06:16 AM
Where Jojee is, I am, and I am not disappointed with this pants party.
Evastio
11-08-2007, 12:14 AM
No offense theundeadhero, but I'm going to say you are a failure of life because you're undead.
NeoCracker
11-08-2007, 12:50 AM
Thats a horrible Argument. Due to lack of skill on behalf of the prosecution, theundeadhero is a Victor of life.

I was hoping for more faliures dammit. Anyway, Evastio is the next to stand trial.
Jessweeee♪
11-08-2007, 01:05 AM
hmm...he's kewl, but just who is Eva and what is so significant about being her uncle anyway?