Are You Dating an OTAKU?

[rubah]

Have you ever come home at night to see him or her curled up on the bed holding a pornographic gluttony of underaged girls and sea-monster genitalia instead of good old fashioned boy and girl private parts?
Do they insist you wear a tail and cat ears in public and engage in "petting" in bed that isn't the norm?
Do you have Nightow on your shelf instead of Disney?
Are they enrolled in a Japanese language course?
Is there a rising sun in your window even on cloudy days?
Have they picked a foriegn sounding name for themselves and insist that you call them by it?
Have they enrolled in art classes and come home complaining ever time that 'I'm SICK of drawing western style people! When do we get to REAL art?!'

If any of these apply to your significant other then there is a high possibility that YOU may be dating an OTAKU.

[Psychotic]

Japan is gay.

[Raebus]

Yes. She's done all that and more. D=

[NeoCracker]

Not dating an Otaku, I AM an Otaku.

So the real question is do you want to date an otaku?

[Old Manus]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg

[Shauna]

Yes. She's done all that and more. D=

That's it! We're through! You liar! :mad2:

[Yamaneko]

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

Japan is gay.

[Raebus]

Yes. She's done all that and more. D=

That's it! We're through! You liar! :mad2:

I see your tentacle vibrator. >=(

[Kuroshima]

So if my "lover" did one of those things.. She might be a Otaku?.... Nice:cool:

[mooglebunni608]

My ex was an otaku! But in a good way and minus the hentai. <3

[Jess]

No, none of the above.

[Nominus Experse]

No

Thank god no

[rubah]

I am dating an otaku, however you all are going to guess which symptoms he has.

[Madame Adequate]

My ex was an otaku! But in a good way and minus the hentai. <3

The hentai IS the good part of otakuness. Everything else is take it or leave it. Hentai is pure win.

Shauna, where can I get one of those?

[Rye]

Me and my boyfriend are not only weeaboos, but heeabroos. :3

[Shauna]

You should ask Raebus. He'd know more about these things than I would, especially since this... "girlfriend" of his seems to have one.

[Madame Adequate]

Me and my boyfriend are not only weeaboos, but heeabroos. :3

Which brings us to the logical evolution: Drawn Jewish pornography.

Raebus, hook me up, yo.

[Bunny]

The idea behind "Otaku" is ignorant.

[Peegee]

I wouldn't mind dating one except the conversation would be boring as hell. I hate talking about anime, to be honest.

If I talk about anime to you it was a mistake.

[Raebus]

Me and my boyfriend are not only weeaboos, but heeabroos. :3

Which brings us to the logical evolution: Drawn Jewish pornography.

Raebus, hook me up, yo.

They don't come cheap. It takes a thousand or so testers to get the item just right, your paying for their sweat and possibly orgasms aswell as the product.

[Rye]

Me and my boyfriend are not only weeaboos, but heeabroos. :3

Which brings us to the logical evolution: Drawn Jewish pornography.

Raebus, hook me up, yo.

They don't come cheap. It takes a thousand or so testers to get the item just right, your paying for their sweat and possibly orgasms aswell as the product.

Yes, but the giant shiny Jew curls will make it so, so worth it.

[NeoCracker]

This thread has become very disturbing.

I approve.

(And why can't I find a Girl who'll put on the Cat Ears and Tail?)

[Madame Adequate]

Me and my boyfriend are not only weeaboos, but heeabroos. :3

Which brings us to the logical evolution: Drawn Jewish pornography.

Raebus, hook me up, yo.

They don't come cheap. It takes a thousand or so testers to get the item just right, your paying for their sweat and possibly orgasms aswell as the product.

I got money.

[escobert]

Japan is gay.

[Misfit]

No

Thank god no

My boyfriend is just a pedo. :3

[Vermachtnis]

Nah, I'll pass on that.

[Araciel]

No

Thank god no

My boyfriend is just a pedo. :3

Yeah wtf....he told me those girls were 18 when clearly they were still riding tricycles.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

None of those apply to me, but you could probably consider both myself and my girlfriend Otaku. I really can't date non-Otaku.

[Shlup]

I'm not, but my husband is.

[rubah]

you aren't a true otaku unless you're dating one!

or someone Japanese at least.

[Peegee]

No

Thank god no

My boyfriend is just a pedo. :3

Yeah wtf....he told me those girls were 18 when clearly they were still riding tricycles.

I was tricked because prior to my deception I was shown photos of 'real' 18 year olds on tricycles, so I thought that A-> B ; C -> B ; A=C