Voice thread go!

[fire_of_avalon]

It's been since April, y'all! We need another one of these bad boys in here.

All forum rules concerning vulgarity still apply. Behave.

[Freya]

yall teheee

[Araciel]

yea mine

i sound so tired.

[fire_of_avalon]

Lekana. That's 1.

[Freya]

Lekana. That's 1.

1... ummm? wut? oh it's the second one i recored but the first one was too big o.o

[Araciel]

hosnap
i propose to settle this youfight in a wading pool full ofjello.

i'll bring the camcorder

[Rye]

I LOVE THESE. <3

I'll record something after school.

[Momiji]

I'd do this if I had a microphone. =P

[Bunny]

If someone writes up 2-3 sentences on what they want me to say, I may record it and post it here. Otherwise, no dice.

[fire_of_avalon]

I will give you three random Yogi Berra quotes that I think are freaking hilarious.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

[Rye]

If someone writes up 2-3 sentences on what they want me to say, I may record it and post it here. Otherwise, no dice.

"Rye is the nicest person in the world, except for my girlfriend, Mrs. Bun Bun. Seriously."

[Raebus]

If someone writes up 2-3 sentences on what they want me to say, I may record it and post it here. Otherwise, no dice.

"Rye is the shortest person in the world, unlike my girlfriend, Mrs. Bun Bun. Seriously."

Fixed.

[Araciel]

now now, i once knew a girl who was 4'11.

[Rye]

I'm between 4'11" and 5'0".

[Araciel]

XD hehehee ok then.

GOSH that's cuuuute

[ReloadPsi]

You want voices? I'll give you some smegging voices!! (http://www.angelfire.com/clone/psi) By the way did any of you ever play Star Ocean: The Second Story? If not then I'm gonna take this phone and put it in your ass!

[Ouch!]

There ya go.

[Faris]

Arr

:D

[Rye]

This is my voice. :3

[Bunny]

Rye you giggle too much.

Also I was never going to really do a recording. It would take away the mystery or some such excuse.

[fire_of_avalon]

YOU JERK YOU JERK.

[Madame Adequate]

My mic refuses to work properly, so none from me right now.

Foa's accent is hawt. Rye does not giggle too much. Faris sounds very classy. And Ouch!'s made me lol.

[Freya]

too many eoffers talking to me >.<

[Bunny]

YOU JERK YOU JERK.

How about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.

[Madame Adequate]

Alright so Rye helped me mess with this so it's working. Enjoi.

[Araciel]

yeaaa uhhh...listen to this.

[Jessweeee♪]

You are very very special people to be able to hear this! I don't like to sing. You can hear why.

I'll record myself talking when my brother goes out of earshot. I can't talk into a microphone when there's people I know around me. Or anyone really XD


...oh wait....the file was too large. HAHAHA. I'll get a recording later, then.


EDIT: Also tell me if I sound like I'm from Texas! I didn't notice it until now, but my parents have picked up that southern drawl a little bit, and I think I have, too XD

[Shauna]

This may be a bit loud. ^_^;

[Araciel]

OCHAAYYEE

OCCHAYYYEA

XD nice

[Jessweeee♪]

There ya go.

You couldn't have at least put in some pun on your name?

Something like

"OOOWWWW I POKED MY EYE WITH THE MIC ; ;"

[Ouch!]

There ya go.

You couldn't have at least put in some pun on your name?

Something like

"OOOWWWW I POKED MY EYE WITH THE MIC ; ;"
And now a rebuttal.

[Araciel]

I just think you're not trying hard enough.

[Jessweeee♪]

...just use the corner of the monitor!

[Araciel]

lawl

views of james' voice file: 7

views of rye's voice file: 20

wtf i wanna be popular

/cries

[Freya]

No one likes you.

[Ouch!]

...just use the corner of the monitor!

[Freya]

I sang the chocobo theme song one time to paul and i happened to save it. o.o

[Jessweeee♪]

:mad2:

I'm sure you have a pencil somewhere!


EDIT: I was singing along to the chocobo song in my other recording but it was too big :(

[Freya]

:mad2:
EDIT: I was singing along to the chocobo song in my other recording but it was too big :(

Yeah i was like, OH i'm soooo putting that up :D but otherwise with my recorder thing it wouldn't have worked. But the msn thing worked.

[fire_of_avalon]

YOU JERK YOU JERK.

How about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.
Deal.


Alright so Rye helped me mess with this so it's working. Enjoi.
You ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.

[Jessweeee♪]

This is me reading from page 141 of The O'Reilly Factor for Kids.
Bill tries to be hip and with it by adding an IM section to the book, talking about Pinheads and Smart Operators. He likes to use weird abbreviations.

My favorite is YYSSLIBTO.

[Madame Adequate]

Alright so Rye helped me mess with this so it's working. Enjoi.
You ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.

Accent changing ftw. :D

[~*~Celes~*~]

I tried to make one but it's uber static D=

[Rye]

YOU JERK YOU JERK.

How about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.
Deal.


Alright so Rye helped me mess with this so it's working. Enjoi.
You ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.

I KNOW FOA, HE SENT ME THE FILE AND I WAS LIKE "HUXLEY WHAT HAPPENED STOP MAKING YOURSELF SOUND AMERICAN!!! >=[" AND HE WAS LIKE "OMG DO I REALLY SOUND AMERICAN YAAAY <3" AND I WAS LIKE "THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOUR NORMAL ACCENT SOUNDS SO CUTE RAWRDFJJDJGF!!!!"

>=[[[ It's not fair. His normal accent is cuuuute, it's Irish and American mixed. :3 But he's a BSSDH and can change his accent on whim and wants to sound BORING.

[Ouch!]

I'm sure you have a pencil somewhere!
Only a swiss army knife with multiple sharp attachments, but I will only go so far for comedy.

[Jessweeee♪]

:(

[Heath]

A while back rubah showed me a video of her on YouTube reciting a speech from Macbeth. Since I said I'd record myself saying it at some point, here it is. For anyone who hoped I spoke with a proper Scouse accent, I would've tried to say it as if I were a member of my Liverpool-based family if I could.

[Ouch!]

I initially recorded myself reciting Shakespeare's Sonnet #30, but the file size was far too large.

[Jess]

geordie or no geordie? I have two voices!

[Quindiana Jones]

Both Jess! BOTH! But Geordie if you had to pick one.

So far MILF is winning this thread, due to "you've probably seen me around here, being awesome", or summat like that.

[NeoCracker]

Milf, I think you just turned me Gay.

[Baloki]

<a href="http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/rules_of_eoffchat.mp3">A quick introduction to #eoff</a>

Edit: Next time if ya all nice to me and ask and stuff I might call a Bingo game for ya'll :p

[Araciel]

A quick introduction to #eoff (http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/rules_of_eoffchat.mp3)

Edit: Next time if ya all nice to me and ask and stuff I might call a Bingo game for ya'll :p

That Was Awesome.

[Shauna]

'loki wins? :D

[Rye]

Milf, I think you just turned me Gay.

Mine.

[Baloki]

I aim to please?

[Araciel]

I please to aim.

[Ouch!]

So yeah, this is usually where I ask this question. Who still has copies of the Introduction to EoFF recordings Bleys did? I liked those, and I tend to lose them frequently somehow. It's usually the same person who always links me to them, too. Anyone? Anyone?

[Madame Adequate]

Milf, I think you just turned me Gay.

Mine.

See. SOME people like it. ;D

But yes, yours, of course :3

Edit: Baloki's male?

[Jessweeee♪]

A quick introduction to #eoff (http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/rules_of_eoffchat.mp3)

Edit: Next time if ya all nice to me and ask and stuff I might call a Bingo game for ya'll :p

That Was Awesome.

Yes :exdee:

[Rye]

Edit: Baloki's male?

WHAT YOU ARE THE WORST JUDGE OF GENDER EVER. >=[

Oh my god. You know I'm a girl, right!? >=[

[Madame Adequate]

Edit: Baloki's male?

WHAT YOU ARE THE WORST JUDGE OF GENDER EVER. >=[

Oh my god. You know I'm a girl, right!? >=[

I used to think Baloki was a guy until someone told me he was a girl! Probably YOU! >=O

[Shauna]

xD That's awesome. Not knowing Baloki was a guy.

[scrumpleberry]

BANDWAGON YAY!

p.s. Baloki pwns.

[Araciel]

Nice accent ! :)
Wow mine is so boring

[Baloki]

So yeah, this is usually where I ask this question. Who still has copies of the Introduction to EoFF recordings Bleys did? I liked those, and I tend to lose them frequently somehow. It's usually the same person who always links me to them, too. Anyone? Anyone?

I own them yes.


Edit: Baloki's male?

Dear god, I sound like a man? :cry: I've always been a girl :(

[Jojee]

XD hehehee ok then.

GOSH that's cuuuute
You didn't say it was cute when I told you my height, you called me a midget!! :mad2:

[Araciel]

Yeah but you KNOW i'm ajerk.

[NeoCracker]

BANDWAGON YAY!

p.s. Baloki pwns.

You sound Monotone and slightly irritated.

I love it.

[Baloki]

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THINK I'M A GUY :O?

[Araciel]

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THINK I'M A GUY :O?

i'd do you.

[NeoCracker]

Yes Baloki, we think you are a guy. A furry at that.

And possibly Gay, (I loose track of which members here are gay and which ones are not)

[Roogle]

Yes, these are all me. The fourth one is the closest to my speaking voice.

[Madame Adequate]

And possibly Gay, (I loose track of which members here are gay and which ones are not)

Depends on whether someone last saw a picture of Rye or Rengori.

[Baloki]

Yes Baloki, we think you are a guy. A furry at that.

And possibly Gay, (I loose track of which members here are gay and which ones are not)

I'm not a guy nor gay, you're seriously beginning to offend me now :o

[scrumpleberry]

BANDWAGON YAY!

p.s. Baloki pwns.

You sound Monotone and slightly irritated.

I love it.

Thank you very much! That was the sound I was going for.


Nice accent ! :)
Wow mine is so boring

Thank you! I think your voice is nice :P

Everyone's voices here seem to suit how I see them, methinks.

[Rye]

Ryechuuuu~

[KoShiatar]

Hum, I could record something if you tell me what I'm supposed to say or sing.

[Flying Mullet]

Enjoy.

[Quindiana Jones]

Enjoy.

You made me wet. :(

[Araciel]

Hum, I could record something if you tell me what I'm supposed to say or sing.

"There is an overwhelming amount of people who don't know what to say, when words would surely show sufficience."

[MKusanagi]

My god, everyone here has like the hottest voice on earth. Infact, they must be too hott to be on earth so therefore I must be in heaven!!! I don't have a voice recording device (being poor n all). Maybe next time!

[Flying Mullet]

If people are still having trouble thinking of what to say, take turns rapping the lyrics from <i>Baby Got Back</i>


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *smurf*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)

[scrumpleberry]

My god, everyone here has like the hottest voice on earth. Infact, they must be too hott to be on earth so therefore I must be in heaven!!! I don't have a voice recording device (being poor n all). Maybe next time!

Of couse they sound hot when they know they're being listened to by all these people! My mike is rubbish, but it was only about £8.

[NeoCracker]

Taking turns?

Hell, if I had a mike I'd do the whole song.

I memorized it by heart.

[Flying Mullet]

Taking turns?

Hell, if I had a mike I'd do the whole song.

I memorized it by heart.
:strut:

[Araciel]

How come so many people don't have a microphone? How do you pwn onyxia without a mic?

[MKusanagi]

Cuz I am a rebel without a cause. Well, Scrumples, hey they can keep talking cuz I am a-loving it.
My O face...O-O-O!!! lol thought I'd throw some Office Space in.

[NeoCracker]

I found a mike ^^

Enjoy my mad skills

WTF? There are no attachments.

Dang, it won't talk that file type.

Alright, converted files to MP3. Lets see if it will work now.

Ach, I can only upload one at a time due to size.

So here is me introducing myself.
The next 4 times I post will include a part of Baby Got Back.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'll have to listen to these when I can have volume!

[leader of mortals]

if only I had a mic to come on here and say*ahem*..............


NOT A BADGER

oh yeah I said it

[NeoCracker]

Here are 5 parts of it.

[leader of mortals]

Here are 5 parts of it.

YES

[NeoCracker]

Another 5. Only 2 more to go.

Damn File limit.

[leader of mortals]

Another 5. Only 2 more to go.

Damn File limit.

YES

YES!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeoCracker]

Okay, only one more file,

Enjoy

[Freya]

Neocracker... you are my new favorite person.

[Jessweeee♪]

if only I had a mic to come on here and say*ahem*..............


NOT A BADGER

oh yeah I said it

You just better hope my laptop isn't confiscated before I get another chance to record something!

[Araciel]

Cuz I am a rebel without a cause. Well, Scrumples, hey they can keep talking cuz I am a-loving it.
My O face...O-O-O!!! lol thought I'd throw some Office Space in.

Why did I not see that coming? :rolleyes2

[MKusanagi]

Seriously, Lexi. How did you not see it coming? And NeoCracker... you make me laugh heartily.

[leader of mortals]

Okay, only one more file,

Enjoy

omg and now you dont finish it off:eek: HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeoCracker]

It is finished. I just only had one more file, when I thought I had two.

And any time K person, I'm here to entertain.

[Jessweeee♪]

That was...so horridly awesome :exdee:

[leader of mortals]

I almost cried of joy

[prayzer]

Rye, you have a very nice voice! I would do one of these but I don't have a mic. One of these days I'll get to buy a nice new computer and get rid of this ancient P.O.S.! :(

[Jessweeee♪]

My stupid converter crapped out on me and I can't upload WMAs!

:crying2:

[NeoCracker]

Milf, this one is for you.

[Madame Adequate]

Milf, this one is for you.

You melt my iron facade.

[Rye]

Milf, this one is for you.

You melt my iron facade.

CUTE CUTE BOY LOVE <3333 MORE! :kaolove:

[NeoCracker]

YAY! ^^

[Flying Mullet]

Here are 5 parts of it.
:love: :love: :love: :love:
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
:strut: :strut: :strut: :strut:
:D :D :D :D

[smittenkitten]

Zomg NeoCracker I demand more! :heart:

[Raebus]

I think its clear enough, although rye sounds like Y when I say it, almost. ;;


Warning, you may have trouble with my accent.

Ps, oompa loompa, as in the small people from the choclate factory film.

GAH. MY ACCENT IS TERRIBLE.

[Rye]

I made a recording, I sound ghetto. xD

[Jimsour]

I guarantee no one will understand this.

[smittenkitten]

This is for Children in Need this week! :heart:

[NeoCracker]

First off., Rye. You sound so tiny.

And I love you Too Mullet.

And Smitten, you want more Neo?

[Shauna]

You are awesome. xD

And Mike needs to turn up his mic volume. =[ *bothers him over MSN and EoFF*

[NeoCracker]

I shall now recall the story of how I met Mr. Milf.

YouTube - EoFF Lola (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOemDw2JY0k)

[Rye]

I shall now recall the story of how I met Mr. Milf.

YouTube - EoFF Lola (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOemDw2JY0k)

Epic win. You're my new friend now, okay?

[Flying Mullet]

I was moved to tears. :cry:

[Jessweeee♪]

My converter isn't working, but luckily I have a geocities account!


http://www.geocities.com/limabean053

The last two are for leader of mortals :p

[Madame Adequate]

You kids. You make me lol. Have fun ;D

[Jojee]

I tried to make ed record his voice this weekend while he was here and then post it under my name to prove that I'm really a man :p Unfortunately my recording device is crap.

I'm so ;___; though, I work as a caller person and I call people about mortgages~ I called this guy last week and was going into my spheal going "blah blah interest rates" etc, and then he goes, "What are you, 12?" I was like "No! ;____; I'm 20!" I get that so much. xD

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't understand ; ;

[leader of mortals]

My converter isn't working, but luckily I have a geocities account!


http://www.geocities.com/limabean053

The last two are for leader of mortals :p

:lol: :kaohappy2 I need to get a mic to show how awesome my awesomeness of teh cool voice is.

[Rye]

You kids. You make me lol. Have fun ;D

Oh babi speak Estonian 2 me. ;D

[Shiny]

And yes, it is a lollypop and not something else. Shut up, I hate you.

I had another one with my normal voice but it was about 10KB over the limit. :-\

[Araciel]

I'm almost tempted to subject you guys to me singing too....:eek:

[Raebus]

once again with flair, the other was kind of quiet and the head set was used this time.

[Jimsour]

You kids. You make me lol. Have fun ;D

At least someone did!

[leader of mortals]

I'm almost tempted to subject you guys to me singing too....:eek:

yes!

[Jessweeee♪]

I'm almost tempted to subject you guys to me singing too....:eek:

yes!

Yes! Sing the Blue Badger theme!

La la la la la-la la la laaaa....

[Araciel]

I was thinking actual music...but unless I sing hushed, it sounds horrible cause my mic pics up all the breath.

[leader of mortals]

I was thinking actual music...but unless I sing hushed, it sounds horrible cause my mic pics up all the breath.

see actual music... about an actual badger:eek: :D :eek:

[Polnareff]

I'm almost a week late, but whatever. :p

About the "DORAGONINSUTOORU!" clip, my voice breaks at the end because my mom was asleep downstairs when I did it so I had to do volume control.

The first clip almost sounds like my real voice except in real life I sound a little more like Ben Stein. :D

[Evastio]

I'm guessing none of you would believe me if I told you I'm actually a mute.

[Mr Cactuar]

Because here in my room, I'm better then you, and I know it. My mic isn't the best but these recordings don't go for long heh.

[Awrini]

You want to hear my voice? Ask me nicely on MSN.

[anacacia]

Hmm interested in my voice eh?

Click here. (http://www.snapvine.com/sb/848bb15698c611dcb1d70030485b39ba)

Then you press the little play thing. XD I sound pretty radical.

[NeoCracker]

Oh great, advertise us to all your little friends why don't you?

Can you imagine the Newb influx we will have now?

Smooth move anacacia, smooth.

[anacacia]

Oh great, advertise us to all your little friends why don't you?

Can you imagine the Newb influx we will have now?

Smooth move anacacia, smooth.

>_>

I had no other voice recording thing, and had to use that.

What is so bad about newbs anyway? I doubt anyone who doesn't like FF would come on here anyway. :/

[Araciel]

I did.