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qwertysaur
11-15-2007, 04:56 AM
What names would be terrible for a child?

Me and my friends came up with
Swastika
Fido
Porn

Now go!!!

Spammerman
11-15-2007, 04:58 AM
Bastard
Satan

Genome
11-15-2007, 05:05 AM
I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

NeoCracker
11-15-2007, 05:07 AM
Abcde (Pronounced Ab-suh-day), which saddens me because apparently there really is a child named that.

Arc_Master_14
11-15-2007, 05:17 AM
Richard Long for those horrible testing days lol nuff said
Hugh... nevermind

Deborah
11-15-2007, 05:23 AM
Poopyhead.

Vermachtnis
11-15-2007, 05:30 AM
Spoon

Jojee
11-15-2007, 05:46 AM
Spoon would be an awesome name. ^_^

Thaddeus!
...Actually that sounds pretty cool too.

Big D
11-15-2007, 05:53 AM
I'm going to name my kid Merlin.I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.


A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.

rubah
11-15-2007, 05:59 AM
I like the name Thaddeus :mad2:

Some names are sad because of the situation they are in. If your surname is Cox, do not name your son Harry. Just use a little sense, people.

Markus. D
11-15-2007, 06:45 AM
Son, Girl, Daughter, Boy.

blim
11-15-2007, 06:45 AM
I know a guy called Richard Pumper.

My sister was gonna call her daughter Angelmouse, they went for Indigo in the end.

Araciel
11-15-2007, 06:46 AM
James.

NeoCracker
11-15-2007, 06:50 AM
I want to name My Kid Billiam.

Shlup
11-15-2007, 06:52 AM
Gaywad McFudgepacker

NeoCracker
11-15-2007, 06:53 AM
Correction, I want to name my Kid that.

blim
11-15-2007, 06:54 AM
Oh yeah, adolph, osama or saddam probably would not be too wise

CelestialStarDust
11-15-2007, 06:57 AM
i think 'everybody' 'you' 'she' 'he' 'it' 'them' 'kid'all those improper nouns would be quite funny.

Jess
11-15-2007, 12:28 PM
Norris!

Rye
11-15-2007, 12:33 PM
Gaywad McFudgepacker

Omg. xD

KentaRawr!
11-15-2007, 12:36 PM
Mold.

The Ceej
11-15-2007, 02:31 PM
One of my brother's students knows someone named Buttram. That's just ridiculous.

Bunny
11-15-2007, 02:42 PM
Jessica.

>:|

Jess
11-15-2007, 02:43 PM
Jessica.

>:|
:weep:

Helen
11-15-2007, 02:43 PM
hitler

player

magic

paint

R2

Aboo

Grape

Fonzie
11-15-2007, 02:44 PM
Jack King Goff


I do not joke, there is a gay student at my school named this.

smittenkitten
11-15-2007, 02:45 PM
Fanny
Dick

How ebil can you be to name your kids that? :eek:

Levian
11-15-2007, 02:46 PM
Personally I'd love to have a kid named Batman.

Bunny
11-15-2007, 02:49 PM
Personally I'd love to have a kid named Batman.

Name your second one Joker and then treat on better than the other so Joker grows up feeling sad, lonely and he blames it on Batman. Then he kills him.



Jessica.
>:|

:weep:

Oh shush.

Peegee
11-15-2007, 02:58 PM
I'm gonna have an asian daughter and name her Amanda after Shlupquack, so she will go crazy.

xXsarahXx
11-15-2007, 03:09 PM
I heard somebody calling their child Montgomery-diggory smyth the other day, dont get more brittish than that does it!! Bloody aweful!

Comet
11-15-2007, 06:51 PM
There was a couple on the news who called their son @. His name was really spelt @.

KoShiatar
11-15-2007, 07:13 PM
Piercesare.

Rianoa
11-15-2007, 09:04 PM
hmm if u called one of ff squall wud hav to be the worst. maybe zell

Huckleberry Quin
11-15-2007, 09:07 PM
Paul.

Rye
11-15-2007, 09:16 PM
Jessica.
>:|

BUN BUN!!! >=[[[[[[[

leader of mortals
11-15-2007, 09:19 PM
dick butkis:tongue:(football player)

James Leopold
11-15-2007, 09:40 PM
James.

I am proud to have this amazing name!


Anyway...poor names:-

Radiator
Yoda
Melvyn (lol)

Boosk
11-15-2007, 09:47 PM
I know someone who named their kid Angel....why?! And my friends are calling their daughter Brodi...poor child...

~*~Celes~*~
11-15-2007, 10:10 PM
I'm going to name my kid Merlin.I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.


A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.

that story was on AOL and I couldn't help but :laugh: when I read about it.

Anyway, I was talking to my friend Shaye online last night and he decided to name his kids the following names:

2Shaye
Shayenaynay
Shayniqua

-.o

Shiny
11-15-2007, 10:15 PM
Gaylord
Mildred
Apple
Jermajesty

And any person who names their child after an expensive car should be stoned to death.

Heath
11-15-2007, 10:24 PM
At a time like this I can but refer to the various name tags we have on offer for the staff at where I work. As it takes forever to get a real one made up, I am currently "Mathew." Which is fun, because the guy called Mathew still works there, though on different shifts from me. Pick of the bunch:

Ermintrude
Percival
Work Experience

cloud21zidane16
11-15-2007, 10:26 PM
Snugglepuss

The Unknown Guru
11-15-2007, 11:27 PM
My mom knows someone named Tali Wang. Yeah. It was even funnier when she recieved an email with a typo in it and thought she had to talk to someone named "Tail Wang".

There's a kid in my math class who goes by A. Like, the letter. And my mom knows people who name their kids things like "Boston", "Keating", and "Zeith". Like Keith, but with a Z.

Araciel
11-15-2007, 11:32 PM
I am proud to have this amazing name!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

/duels

SammieBabe
11-16-2007, 02:07 AM
I like the name Thaddeus :mad2:

Some names are sad because of the situation they are in. If your surname is Cox, do not name your son Harry. Just use a little sense, people.

There's this lady who stays @ my hotel often and her name is Caress Cox.
I knew a set of twins in school named Apple and Cherry Pye.

Arc_Master_14
11-16-2007, 02:49 AM
lol im hoping to have three children really and secretly name them Harry Ron and if the third is a girl itll be Hermione and if its a dude Cedric lawl that would be EPIC WIN!

Shlup
11-16-2007, 08:06 AM
I'm gonna have an asian daughter and name her Amanda after Shlupquack, so she will go crazy.

Not 'cause she's azn, but because she'll have your sad little monkey cheeks.

James Leopold
11-16-2007, 08:48 AM
I am proud to have this amazing name!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

/duels


*draws sword*

Do your worst, good sir!

Bunny
11-16-2007, 02:34 PM
Jessica.
>:|

BUN BUN!!! >=[[[[[[[

Yes'm?

Rocket Edge
11-16-2007, 03:17 PM
Bzzzzzzzzzt.

Peegee
11-16-2007, 04:13 PM
I'm gonna have an asian daughter and name her Amanda after Shlupquack, so she will go crazy.

Not 'cause she's azn, but because she'll have your sad little monkey cheeks.

No, you'll go nuts cuz she'll be named Amanda Chan and be named after your Japanese name (Amanda-chan). And I'll never let you forget it.

Nominus Experse
11-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Soup
Apple
Harry