These guys will kick your ass! [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Mr Cactuar

11-19-2007, 08:34 AM

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnjb8Hx76u8">Watch this and see why</a>

Tough and skilled aren't they?

So the question is, who here does any martial arts?

Awrini

11-19-2007, 08:35 AM

With karate I'll kick your ass.

Sergeant Hartman

11-19-2007, 10:55 AM

With karate I'll kick your ass.
Here to Tienanmen Square?

BarelySeeAtAll

11-19-2007, 04:44 PM

i used to do karate...:( but i dont any more since down here it sucks and theres no where to do it (oh lets all have a good giggle about "where to do it" i did XD)

prayzer

11-19-2007, 04:51 PM

that was freakin hilarious! I haven't done any stand-up fighting, but I had some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu a long time ago.

Jess

11-19-2007, 04:59 PM

I did karate when I was younger and I also did kickboxing for a while. :jess:

Baloki

11-19-2007, 05:20 PM

I misread that as kiss ya ass and I was wondering when SammieBabe got back :(

Comet

11-19-2007, 06:43 PM

Put yo ass down on the floor before I Kung Fu yo ass.

Jojee

11-19-2007, 06:44 PM

I'm taking a Chinese boxing class but it's sort of a joke :p

I took Shorin Ryu karate and Eagle Claw kung fu briefly before. Not long enough to learn anything useful really.

Araciel

11-19-2007, 07:54 PM

kickboxing for 8 years. A friend tried to teach me some basic karate recently and it was so boring i gave up after a week.

PyroManiak

11-19-2007, 08:10 PM

I used to take kung fu for about 6 years. I still remember every form, even my first and favorite The Shaolin dragon form.

It's funny how alot of chinese martial arts stereotypes are so true. xD
I remember the first time sensei told us we have to make noises while punching for both chi and air-breathing balance.

NeoTifa

11-19-2007, 08:26 PM

i remember karate. i was 1 day away from my green belt before i moved. and tenacious d will kick your hairy @$$ yayea

I Don't Need A Name

11-19-2007, 08:46 PM

With karate I'll kick your ass.
Here to Tienanmen Square?

You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparently

Tallulah

11-19-2007, 08:54 PM

With karate I'll kick your ass.
Here to Tienanmen Square?

You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparently

It's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D! ;)

Never done any karate or self-defense class, but I know some people who have; someone I know is even qualified to teach it. Although now they've both put it on the backburner now. Shame. :(

Sing the Sorrow

11-19-2007, 10:47 PM

When i was in karate i beat up a kid who was half my size for my white belt. But revenge is a b**ch. He challenged me to a rematch and i was pwned. I then surrendered my belt and walked out of the dojo w/ my head down trying to hide the tears back...

stalpho slayer

11-20-2007, 03:31 AM

With karate I'll kick your ass.

personaly i think karate is stupid beacause if you fight that way you leave way to many openings and i kick yo ass if you even think about touching me k

Mr Cactuar

11-20-2007, 03:41 AM

With karate I'll kick your ass.

personaly i think karate is stupid beacause if you fight that way you leave way to many openings and i kick yo ass if you even think about touching me k

Lowl.

I forgot to mention, when I was younger I got to a Green Belt in some karate thing I used to do. Forget the name though.

MustangCobraSVT

11-20-2007, 03:55 AM

Going to have to agree with Slayer...karate is pretty useless other then teaching kids important lessons early in life. MMA is where it is at for practical needs and most entertaining

NeoCracker

11-20-2007, 04:38 AM

Any Martial Art can be scary, even Karate.

Though I'm interested in learning Capaeira (sp?) some day. Maybe some Tai Chi and Jujutsu.

Of Course a bit of Kick Boxing could be fun.

Nominus Experse

11-20-2007, 04:43 AM

I took Tae Kwon Do and Karate for a while, and learned how to use the Katana quite well.

I also self-taught (through books and videos, etc) myself how to use Tai Chi sword.

Peegee

11-20-2007, 03:27 PM

I took Karate for years. Until I broke my palm. After recovery I just stopped going back to Karate.

I Don't Need A Name

11-20-2007, 09:34 PM

Quindiana Jones

11-20-2007, 09:35 PM

I have done boxing, jujitsu and tai chi in that order for a while.

I still kick ass, though no longer practice.

Rengori

11-21-2007, 02:39 AM

I took judo a few years ago, but then we moved away and I had to stop.

Awrini

11-21-2007, 04:42 AM

With karate I'll kick your ass.
Here to Tienanmen Square?

You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparently

It's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D! ;)

You Mother F***er!! xD
im sorry, I was having an off day

Ya know, the world could always use more D.

Vincent, Thunder God

11-21-2007, 07:19 AM

I once took a lesson of martial arts, but we were all bowing on a floor many many shoeless and sockless people had walked upon recently. That turned me off.