Who's Hitting on Who

[Evastio]

In this thread post who on EoFF you think the above poster is secretly trying to hit on. Try to avoid posting "official" EoFF Couples.

[Psychotic]

Evastio is trying to hit on me.

I can write the below poster's post for them. I hit on everyone in the hopes that they will become my internet girlfriend. I've struck out every time though. I am so lonely and I like talking about feelings plz PM me girls.

[Araciel]

yes.

[Tavrobel]

Lekana.

EDIT: That was for Psychotic.

Araciel: Psychotic. You're madly in love!

[Faris]

From what I've read during the last Ciddies (or something like that), Lekana. :jess:

[Lawr]

Faris has something for me babeh! :jokey:

[Captain Maxx Power]

Sagensyg is hitting on every single woman here. Regularly.

[oddler]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say TyphoonThaReapa.

[Serapy]

I'm hitting on myself :D

[Denmark]

Serapy, despite not following the rules, is hitting on themself.

[Jojee]

Rengori!

[Denmark]

But Rengori hates me :(

Lekana obviously

[Jojee]

Why is Kaycee mentioned like 3 times in this thread already... I have a feeling she's cheating on me :shifty:

You're also hitting on Jamesies! ^_^

[Jessweeee♪]

Jojee is hitting on everyone o.o

[Goldenboko]

JessweeexDeathbyMoogles=Sex Slaves.

[Evastio]

Besides Leen-Leen I'd say you're hitting on Shiny.

[Madame Adequate]

Evastio is trying to hit on Old Manus. Just like the rest of us.

[Tavrobel]

Bunny. And Rye. Simultaneously. On a rake. With a paper towel and red paint.

[Freya]

I flirt a lot ;) I loves you all!

[Seraphic]

Rye
hmmmmmm.... :}
LOL.

[Momiji]

Kaycee's always hitting on me on MSN. She even called me today just to hear my voice. <3

of course, I'm taking that out of context.

[Rye]

Me. All this talk about Quiznos is just a front. ;D

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Why Milfy of course.

[Rengori]

She's hitting on anyone with a pulse.

EDIT:

Dammit VTG. He's hitting on Shiny.

[Evastio]

He's hitting on Avarice-ness.

[Freya]

Kaycee's always hitting on me on MSN. She even called me today just to hear my voice. <3

of course, I'm taking that out of context.
You said you sounded girly! I wanted to see if it was true! Which it wasn't. That dissapointed me.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I honestly don't have any idea who Evastio is hitting on - and he's my best friend on the forum, so that's a testament to his credibility - he doesn't reveal this kind of thing.

EDIT: Lekana is obviously hitting on Psy.

[Bunny]

Himself. Because nobody else will give him the time of day and he likes the sound and sight of his own voice and words.

[Freya]

Man according to you guys, I get around xD

[escobert]

BoB :bigsmile:

[41-Inches-Wide]

Lekana.

Yes, around.

[Sing the Sorrow]

Hey if any girls out there are interested in cheating on someone, ill be that mistake jk or am i? lol, I have a 7th sense about these things and i know the guys are hitting on the girls and if this is really obvious like it should be, at least im paying attention:)

[Luther X-Rated]

Sing the Sorrow

Himself cause he's a dork! :p

[Sing the Sorrow]

Sing the Sorrow

Himself cause he's a dork! :p

lol i already told you i quit 2 weeks ago...but still an addiction is an addiction

[Luther X-Rated]

Sing the Sorrow

Still!

[Sing the Sorrow]

Luther X-Rated

Its harder than it looks!

[Luther X-Rated]

Captain Maxx Power

Your just jealous he doesn't want you though :/

[Vermachtnis]

Denmark!

[Luther X-Rated]

Vincent, Thunder God

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Seemed to be at one time, but I doubt currently.

You sir, are hitting on the Almighty God of Flame.

[Jess]

Vincent, Thunder God is certainly not hitting on any of the staff.

[Loony BoB]

Jess is definitely hitting on my girlfriend lately...

[Faris]

Award Guy. Ya'll should know that there's something going on between those two.

[Peegee]

Award Guy. Ya'll should know that there's something going on between those two.

Faris posted twice in this thread. Do we stick with the first or not?

I was reading the thread and saw a reply to James with the response 'Lekana'. I think that's pretty accurate since they keep chatting on msn.

I think Faris is trying to hit on TyphoonThaReapa

[Captain Maxx Power]

Peegee is hitting on everyone who doesn't want to be hit on by PG.

[Old Manus]

Maxx Power hits all women

[smittenkitten]

Manus will hit on anything with legs. ;)

[Shiny]

smittenkitten hits on Loony BoB...literally. With a wrench.

[Araciel]

Shiny hits on young girls.

also, Rengori...strange coincidence.

[leader of mortals]

everyone

[Quindiana Jones]

Agrudis.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Harle-Quin toys with just about everyone, but usually in the spirit of humor rather than actual flirting.

[demondude]

Nah harle-quin is just a pervert.

[~*~Celes~*~]

demondude has the hots for Christmas :bigsmile:

[demondude]

Go away.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

demondude is hitting on the entire staff by trying to badmouth the Rebellion :o

[leader of mortals]

all non mods

[LunarWeaver]

Obvi Leeza since she is the queen of the leader of the mortals. :O~

[Psychotic]

leader of mortals has a huge big crush on Raebus, and lets him know at all hours of the day.

EDIT: Oh fuck you. Lunar is hitting on Kim from Gears of War because he is bald AND asian!

also Lekana I am disappointed to learn that you are a whore, so now I don't want to marry you anymore. Maybe if you kept your legs shut things wouldn't have to be this way.

[smittenkitten]

I think Paul has the hawts for Dan! :jokey:

[Rye]

Award Guy. I know it 'cause I saw. :kaobeg:

[Jess]

Rye is hitting on I'm my own MILF, obviously. :jess:

[Lawr]

Jess and Bunny sitting in a tree.

[Evastio]

Sagensyg is hitting on Jojee.

[leader of mortals]

hitting on Sagensyg

[Ouch!]

The vehemence against the Badger is highly suspicious.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

The comment that noticed the vehemence against the Badger is also highly suspicious.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Vincent is hitting on NeoTifa.:rolleyes2

[NeoCracker]

Typhoon likes em white.

And they don't come much whiter then me.

Yet still he won't hit on me. For some reason he seems more into Bunny.

[Cookie]

A fox.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Cookie is hitting on Milky?

[Ouch!]

The comment that noticed the vehemence against the Badger is also highly suspicious.
How can one not notice the excessively large text insulting one of the greatest icons of our lifetime?

[Resha]

Ouch! is hitting on...
Iampain (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/iampain.html). Obviously.

[Cookie]

Resha is hitting on her bf Idi Amin.

[escobert]

Resha Cookie is hitting on all the little kids!

[Jimsour]

My mam. Leave 'er alone!

[Ouch!]

Ouch! is hitting on...
Iampain (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/iampain.html). Obviously.
I've been found out.

Jimsour is totally hitting on his mam.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Ouch! seems to take an interest in....Levian :D

[Aerith's Knight]

lolz not enough women in FF7 or 8 forums to hit on.. just waiting my chance though :)

[demondude]

Obviously likes final fantasy is stinky.

[Aerith's Knight]

Obviously likes final fantasy is stinky.


what?.. articulate my friend

[demondude]

The members list is a wonderful tool.

[Fonzie]

Hitting on Devil Man, of course. :D

[Jessweeee♪]

Fonzie is hitting on Jojee o:

[demondude]

Jessweee is all over leeza.

[cloud21zidane16]

As said before you like Christmas;)

[Evastio]

It's probably Whiffles.

[leader of mortals]

he is hitting on his mirror... and he broke it!(7 years bad luck so HAHA)

[Jimsour]

Um, Jesseweee her name is? I think its her his^ signature is about. Clearly wants her.

[leader of mortals]

Um, Jesseweee her name is? I think its her his^ signature is about. Clearly wants her.

*grr ive been found out*:shifty:

umm dyne from ff7(jimsour... dynesour... dinosour:D)

[Dr. Acula]

Or maybe scrumpleberry.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Dr. Acula is hitting Bipper, of course xD

[Shauna]

Jojee. Everyone hits on Jojee!

[scrumpleberry]

Shauna's hitting on Jojee.

[Aerith's Knight]

Jojee. Everyone hits on Jojee!

well.. is there a reason not to? :p

[cloud21zidane16]

Every female here:p

[Lawr]

Jojee. Everyone hits on Jojee!

And Jojee hits on everyone...I was first! :shifty:

demondude55 has this thing he's been trying to hide, but I found out. He loves Psychotic with all his heart. Pyshotic is a little mini Sherlock Holmes you see. So when you're done, demondude55, I'm next on the rebound.

It's not too late to get your piece of Psy. :jokey:

[Quindiana Jones]

Sagensyg sends me naked pictures of Psychotic in attempt to win my heart.

So I'm guessing he's hitting on lil' ol' me!

[Selena_Akariko]

Harle-Quin cheats on Sagensyg with Psychotic after seeing naked pictures of the latter.

[scrumpleberry]

Selena_Akariko clearly has a relationship with Harle-Quin, seeing as she knows the above.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Scrumples hitting on me. *smacks self* DOWN BOY!

[f f freak]

TTR is totally hitting on Eiko Guy!

EDIT: You Swine! Just thought I'd add that for good measure.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

TTR is totally hitting on Eiko Guy!

EDIT: You Swine! Just thought I'd add that for good measure.

Here we go with this again. Didn't I tell you stop accusing me of hitting on people when it's you I'm hitting on in the first place? Geez, stop denying that you want me and live with it...:rolleyes2

[f f freak]

Read my previous post for details on who TTR wants to wake up next to NEKKID!

[Shiny]

TyphoonThaReapa hits on *~Angel Wing~* and practically every female EoFFer.

EDIT: f f freak hits on air as that's the only thing I think of for her.

[scrumpleberry]

Scrumples hitting on me. *smacks self* DOWN BOY!

Don't flatter yourself, honey. :aimkiss:

Uh, skip back up to f f freak XD

[f f freak]

I want Scrumple to hit on me... :( Though I think that you're Hitting on Hazzard.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Looks like theres an epidemic going around called denial syndrome. And Shiny's right. I am the man whore of EoFF....:cool:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Last time I checked, I thought Typhoon was hitting on Lekana.

[leader of mortals]

nah hes hitting on you

[MKusanagi]

Ha. Bet he don't need to hit on anyone. The ladies crawl over him at will...badger.

[Jojee]

Definitely hitting on Dyslexy ;)

- Oops it's Araciel again.

[escobert]

The world

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Janet Jackson...:cool:

[Aphrodite.]

Anything without male genitalia?

[MKusanagi]

Anything with male genitalia ;)

[Araciel]

Me?

no.

wait

what?

[leader of mortals]

Me?

no.

wait

what?

I agree

the blue badger(which isnt actually a badger)

[Selena_Akariko]

Selena_Akariko clearly has a relationship with Harle-Quin, seeing as she knows the above.

He stated it himself in his post:

Sagensyg sends me naked pictures of Psychotic in attempt to win my heart.

So I'm guessing he's hitting on lil' ol' me!

And leader of mortals is hitting on Jess

:save: Selena

[Quindiana Jones]

scrumpleberry, as shown by their lovers' argument above.

[demondude]

Quin is hitting on a rock.

[Quindiana Jones]

Resha, I think.

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[Selena_Akariko]

Harle-Quin is hitting on *everything* that walks, but none of that returns his feelings 'cause he's a bastard who should stop reminding people of their former mistakes.

[Shauna]

Quin, clearly. I detect a hint of jealousy in that post! :p

[Selena_Akariko]

Shauna is hitting on a random guy from the street.

[Fatal Impurity]

Bitchy!

I say shes hitting on Quin and shauna for a good ol' threesome ;)

[leader of mortals]

I say shes hitting on Quin and shauna for a good ol' threesome ;)

I would agree with this statement for you too.

[Jess]

He's clearly hitting on the badger.

[Quindiana Jones]

Harle-Quin is hitting on *everything* that walks, but none of that returns his feelings 'cause he's a bastard who should stop reminding people of their former mistakes.

I'm insulted, and I assume Dee-Dee will be too, that you think his poem is a mistake. Personally, I think it's a work of art, and a great benefit to us all. But mainly me for the comedic value.

Jess is clearly wanting to get jiggy with Paul.

[Lawr]

Harle-Quin can't keep his hands off Levian. KACHIGA

[Jessweeee♪]

Serapy!


Your names are so similar, why not?

[Aerith's Knight]

i am hitting on every available FF-girl

sad?.. yes
pathetic?.. sure
sick?.. maybe
lonely.. very
..
what was my point again?

*becomes a hermit until he remembers his point*

[Evastio]

You're hitting on Jojee.

[Aerith's Knight]

You're hitting on Jojee.


thats a given of course..

maybe that was my point.. so simple..

*writes thesis on pointmaking*

[leader of mortals]

hitting on your thesis itself

[Aerith's Knight]

hitting on your thesis itself

im never really attracted to a piece of paper.. or more in the literal sense.. of actually beating the crap out of my thesis..

you have a strange mind :D

[leader of mortals]

hitting on your thesis itself

im never really attracted to a piece of paper.. or more in the literal sense.. of actually beating the crap out of my thesis..

you have a strange mind :D

Im attracted to "certain" pieces of paper with "certain" special pictures.

[Lawr]

And certain special females with the names of Rye, Resha, and rubah. You dog. :jokey:

[fire_of_avalon]

Sagen is clearly hitting on leader of mortals what with the :jokey:

[Araciel]

me pls.

[Selena_Akariko]

Harle-Quin is hitting on *everything* that walks, but none of that returns his feelings 'cause he's a bastard who should stop reminding people of their former mistakes.

I'm insulted, and I assume Dee-Dee will be too, that you think his poem is a mistake. Personally, I think it's a work of art, and a great benefit to us all. But mainly me for the comedic value.
O-kay... Sorry....

I bring my official apologies to both of you. I won't post in such threads anymore after this post.

On topic: Araciel is clearly hitting on fire_of_avalon

:save: Selena

[leader of mortals]

you are also hitting of fire_of_avalon

[demondude]

Resha, I think.

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

I'm going to kill your family.

Miss me please.

[leader of mortals]

devil man of course

[Quindiana Jones]

Miss me please.

Just to make it clearer.

I'll bet you sex to donuts that leader of mortals is hitting on Captain Maxx Power.

[MKusanagi]

Harle is hitting on me! MAKE IT STOP! Support the "anti-harle pickup line" campaign!

[demondude]

Somethings wrong when quin hits on you.

[leader of mortals]

I will bet sex to the hotest girl here that you are hitting on devil man

If I win, I get to have sex with her...
If she wins, she gets to have sex with me...

YES

[Aerith's Knight]

you forget that shed have to agree to the bet first

[Lawr]

So did you agree, ultimatefinalfantasyfan?

[Aerith's Knight]

with what? that bet wasnt made with or for me

[leader of mortals]

you forget that shed have to agree to the bet first

damn... jess wouldn't agree either huh:cry: