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Sing the Sorrow
11-21-2007, 05:38 AM
It's no secret that everyone has their day to die. How would you like to die? Would you die in blaze of glory fighting off 100 ninjas w/ nothing but a paper clip and bits of string? Would you die sacrificing yourself for someone you love? Or perhaps you would like a nice quiet die and your sleep kind of deaths?

Luther X-Rated
11-21-2007, 05:42 AM
I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

Awrini
11-21-2007, 05:43 AM
Get ye flask.

escobert
11-21-2007, 05:44 AM
sleep plz thx

Sing the Sorrow
11-21-2007, 05:44 AM
I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

You know i can only use the chidori twice in any given day! Those sound village ninja would kick my ass all the way back to Konaha. :cool:

Vermachtnis
11-21-2007, 05:52 AM
I prefer not to die. But if I must and it was in a fiery death due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would be okay.

Araciel
11-21-2007, 06:09 AM
on my back...rawr.

LunarWeaver
11-21-2007, 06:11 AM
I want to be eaten by a bear :mad2:

blim
11-21-2007, 06:21 AM
On stage while playing bass.

Luther X-Rated
11-21-2007, 06:22 AM
I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

You know i can only use the chidori twice in any given day! Those sound village ninja would kick my ass all the way back to Konaha. :cool:

Well I am a foot soldier with 97 Hit Points :greenie: but I know Shadow Clone Jutsu so that would give me the edge against those sound village ninja. The ninja would have to be genin though, if they were chunin forget it :/ I would probably go out fighting sound village ninja, if they were any around :mad:

Vincent, Thunder God
11-21-2007, 06:41 AM
I'm hoping for a quiet death in my 90s, with my loved ones all around me.

The Ceej
11-21-2007, 04:39 PM
I'd like to be an a crowded parking lot in the pouring-down rain in my bare feet as the parking lot is covered in water. I'd have a friend in a car near me with jumper cabled connected to his battery, and the other end would be in the water near my feet. I would yell ridiculous (even by regular religion's standards) religious and moral crap and end with, "If any of this is not true, may God strike me dead!"

At that point, my friend would start his car.

People would swear they saw the lightning.

That would be totally awesome.

Jess
11-21-2007, 05:05 PM
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep.

leader of mortals
11-21-2007, 05:07 PM
I dont know how I would like to die... but I would like my funeral to be a happy one:confused:

Peegee
11-21-2007, 05:25 PM
..screaming.

Seriously.

smittenkitten
11-21-2007, 05:40 PM
I don't plan to die, I plan to live forever or die trying. :D

Nominus Experse
11-21-2007, 05:42 PM
Quietly while watching the gentle lapping of the sea upon the shore.

Comet
11-21-2007, 06:22 PM
I wanna get snipered, that would look so cool. Just some random teen walking back from school then suddenly BANG. Everyone would cry and it will look good.

ReloadPsi
11-21-2007, 06:26 PM
While I'd rather pass in the night, if I were forced to die right now I would have to fall to my death. Sounds pretty exhilirating.

Rye
11-21-2007, 06:30 PM
Quickly and painlessly, and everyone would know it, because I'm a gigantic attention whore.

Necronopticous
11-21-2007, 06:35 PM
Along with the rest of civilization. I couldn't stand to miss out on everything that would happen after I passed.

When I go I'm taking you all with me.

Jojee
11-21-2007, 06:36 PM
Either in my sleep or during sex :shifty:

I think dying for a cause/for something/one that you care for wouldn't be the worst way to go, either. ^_^ Not to say I'm gonna start jumping in front of bullets and stuff now but if I <i>had</i> to die that wouldn't be so bad :p

Avarice-ness
11-21-2007, 06:44 PM
Decapitation. :)

Clawsze
11-21-2007, 06:47 PM
Quick, painless, involving a sword.

demondude
11-21-2007, 06:52 PM
I heard getting fat is all the rage these days....
I mean honestly how cool is chocolate cake suicide?

Madame Adequate
11-21-2007, 07:07 PM
I'd rather not.

But if it must happen? Devoured by a Hegemonizing Swarm.

Griff
11-21-2007, 07:32 PM
Heart attack during really hot sex. May as well die happy.

Roto13
11-21-2007, 09:14 PM
At the height of orgasm, crushed by an elephant.

~*~Celes~*~
11-21-2007, 09:17 PM
In my sleep

theundeadhero
11-21-2007, 09:52 PM
I want a plane full of chickens to fall out of the sky and crash into my truck while I'm driving down the highway. I figured that out seven years ago and haven't found a better way yet.

Sing the Sorrow
11-22-2007, 04:51 AM
I would want to die fighting off a band of pissed off yogi bears after i steal their picnic basket. That would kick more but than a 10-handed ninja kicking 20 butts:)

Rengori
11-22-2007, 06:05 AM
Murdered by the session bassist for poorly handling his records on my black metal label.

Genome
11-22-2007, 06:13 AM
At the height of orgasm, crushed by an elephant.
Threesome with Nikki Blonsky?

NeoCracker
11-22-2007, 06:14 AM
I want to die by suffocating under the largest pair of Breasts in existence.

anacacia
11-22-2007, 06:37 AM
I really don't have a problem with when I do. I don't have a preference.

Although, when I die, I would like to be known for something, something great.

But when I do die. I guess I would prefer to go as peacefully as possible.

Rengori
11-22-2007, 06:43 AM
I want to die by suffocating under the largest pair of Breasts in existence.

Try searching Craigslist.

Jiro
11-22-2007, 09:27 AM
Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)

Loony BoB
11-22-2007, 11:43 AM
I'm going to live forever, or die trying. If I don't make it, though, I hope I go in my sleep, quickly and painlessly.

Monsey
11-22-2007, 03:31 PM
For me it would have to be as follows:

Walking into Dorothy Perkins naked bar a C4vest(with a dead man's switch), brandishing a machette singing "Low" by Big Country.
I'd stick the heed in an old wifey, then burst into flames to "Starman"
by Bowie!

HAhaHAhaHAH!

Genome
11-22-2007, 03:58 PM
Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)
I don't understand what's so great about dying by sword.

Vermachtnis
11-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)
I don't understand what's so great about dying by sword.

It is the 21st Century, so dieing by sword nowadays would be pretty sweet.

Slothy
11-22-2007, 04:50 PM
Quietly and in my sleep...

Unlike the passengers in my car.

Lynx
11-22-2007, 05:17 PM
eaten by loch ness monster think about it my death would be famous cause itd prove loch nes monster existance and come on died by getting eaten by a huge monster.