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MKusanagi
11-27-2007, 07:28 PM
Oh yeah, all you kiddies out there who chat like crazy with complete strangers. Ha. You ask a question everytime don't you? It's known as ASL. Age. Sex. Location. Hahaha. I invented that. So everytime you ask someone or get asked you will now think "Oh my, MKusanagi invented that!"

Anyways, so this thread isn't closed. Must ask a discussion question on ASL. Who still does that? Doesn't it feel kinda weird? Like, ohhhh man wheres this gonna go??? *giggles* Interesting experiences with ASL are encouraged.

Aerith's Knight
11-27-2007, 07:32 PM
you so didnt invent that

19/M/NL

Jojee
11-27-2007, 07:32 PM
I thought Peegee invented it :O

Lynx
11-27-2007, 07:37 PM
i dont think ive ever asked anyone in that in the form of ASL infact the first time someone said it to me i was LIke " oh yeah?" i thought they were trying to tell me there initials or something.

Peegee
11-27-2007, 08:07 PM
I thought Peegee invented it :O

asl?

Psychotic
11-27-2007, 08:34 PM
Yeah? Well I'm the one who turned cats and dogs against each other. :rolleyes2

Aerith's Knight
11-27-2007, 08:39 PM
i origionally created the dingo, by breeding a kangeroo with all other kinds of crap

Tavrobel
11-27-2007, 09:05 PM
I invented global warming.

It's pretty cold outside today.

LunarWeaver
11-27-2007, 09:08 PM
I thought Al Gore invented a/s/l :( This is why I feel lied to. I haven't had anybody seriously say that to me in forever. But I don't go in public chat rooms like Yahoo or whatnot, so that's probably why. The people there are vicious asl monsters.

Tavrobel
11-27-2007, 09:26 PM
Gore invented the internet.

Aerith's Knight
11-27-2007, 09:29 PM
it was me who thought of the internet.. but i lived in the wrong age.. tried to link all the commondor 64 together.. so everyone can play pong all over the world :p.. but as you may imagine.. all the commondor 64 did was bleeping :)

Heath
11-27-2007, 09:41 PM
I invented America in 1997 but don't tell them.

leader of mortals
11-27-2007, 09:44 PM
15/M/Ohio

BardTard
11-27-2007, 09:45 PM
I invented God. See my sig for how it works.

rubah
11-27-2007, 09:50 PM
wasn't a/s/l on BBSes back in the day?

Jess
11-27-2007, 11:08 PM
I can't remember the last time I asked anybody for their asl. xDD

Laddy
11-27-2007, 11:16 PM
20/M/Tennessee

:pinkelephant:

Jessweeee♪
11-27-2007, 11:20 PM
The very first time I went into a chatroom was like this:

Some Guy: ASL?
Some Guy2: Any flat-chested ladies out there?
Some Guy: o.O
Me (finally found the / button): 10/f/il
Some Guy3: There's one XD

Aerith's Knight
11-27-2007, 11:35 PM
The very first time I went into a chatroom was like this:

Some Guy: ASL?
Some Guy2: Any flat-chested ladies out there?
Some Guy: o.O
Me (finally found the / button): 10/f/il
Some Guy3: There's one XD

??:confused: thats very... well.. sick :sweatdrop

rubah
11-28-2007, 12:18 AM
I'm not sure about my first time in a chatroom.

it was either on the arkansans for drug free youth (adfy) website where I used the nick *sniped* but no one was on and I wondered why it didn't work

or it was at talkcity.com (advertised on nbc heavily that year!) in one of the star wars rooms (#Star_Wars-Naboo_Swamp perhaps or #Star_Wars-Jedi_Temple). I remember vividly getting to pick my own nick (You could be a senator a queen, a jedi a darth etc) which was senatorkitten. Man and the day I asked my mom if I could sign up because clinton had recently passed the coppa stuffs and I wouldn't be 13 for another MILLENNIUM (literally kinda) and she said yes!

I spent many hours in those rooms :|||||| (my primeval newbie stage)

I was always afraid to answer an a/s/l truthfully because truthfully I was afraid of having a stigma of youth attached to my frame, even though I'm sure most chatters mainly ignored me.

oh <i>1999</i> ;o

Aerith's Knight
11-28-2007, 12:25 AM
i always replied honestly when someone asked for my age.. very weird though they never believed me.. either when i was young they sad i must be older.. and now they dont believe im THAT old.. very weird i must say

Evastio
11-28-2007, 12:28 AM
I've never done it before and no one's ever asked me for it.

Fonzie
11-28-2007, 12:37 AM
I invented Optimus Prime and air.

Suck it.

Aerith's Knight
11-28-2007, 12:40 AM
I invented Optimus Prime and air.

Suck it.

psh... i invented elektrons, protons and neutrons.. so you were just using my materials to build something..

ill sue your ass :tongue:

theundeadhero
11-28-2007, 12:50 AM
I invented water guns. Then somebody made them better when they started to squirt jelly.

Arc_Master_14
11-28-2007, 01:03 AM
i created the global warming heater guaranteed to kill a polar bear every second and warm you house by one degree average or your money back lol

asl= 10000/Q/turn around

Lawr
11-28-2007, 01:10 AM
23/F/California

Edit
O ya?



I invented Optimus Prime and air.

Suck it.

psh... i invented elektrons, protons and neutrons.. so you were just using my materials to build something..

ill sue your ass :tongue:

I invented the Quark. :bigsmile:
asl?lol

Fonzie
11-28-2007, 02:16 AM
I invented Optimus Prime and air.

Suck it.

psh... i invented elektrons, protons and neutrons.. so you were just using my materials to build something..

ill sue your ass :tongue:

I also invented grammar, and you fail at using it.

Good day sir.

Tavrobel
11-28-2007, 02:35 AM
psh... i invented elektrons

Ohh, I'm definitely sure that you invented that.

17/M/Conjunction Junction

Jessweeee♪
11-28-2007, 02:36 AM
psh... i invented elektrons

Ohh, I'm definitely sure that you invented that.

17/M/Conjunction Junction

It's troo! He's also Ultimecia!

Xaven
11-28-2007, 04:50 AM
When people first asked me "asl?" back in the days of primitive Y! Pool, I thought they were calling me an asshole. :[

NeoTifa
11-28-2007, 05:06 AM
lol ummm i was a naive little 12 yr old and wish not to share those kinds of stories :(
17/f/ohio ^_^ go me!

escobert
11-28-2007, 05:08 AM
God told me to say LOL

45/shim/pgbed

Aphrodite.
11-28-2007, 05:13 AM
I used to get asked that a lot when I was younger and in chats. I didn't know what it meant for a long time. Kind of like N/A. I had no clue what it meant.

Anyhoo. 17/m/MS

Ace14
11-28-2007, 05:34 AM
I had no idea what asl meant either, I was always just like...what are you talking about until someone finally explained it to me. :D

14/m/Cali

Fatal Impurity
11-28-2007, 12:01 PM
2068/Hym/Antartica....its true you know!

Peegee
11-28-2007, 02:27 PM
I read 'lol' as 'lawl' back in the day, but had no meaningful association to the semantical definition of those series of words.

Never occurred to me that lol was an acronym either.

Loony BoB
11-28-2007, 03:18 PM
When I was a kid, I got some random stuff together including a 9V battery, a control for a slot-car and a, er, pot, and created an automatic pot stirrer. You just (much like a slot car) push the control down further and the pot got stirred faster! I got an A. I think.

MKusanagi
11-29-2007, 06:06 PM
6956/gender cannot tame me!!/Wepticlarkipust

^There can only be ONE highlander!!!!!!

I still invented ASL so I beat you all! Photons? Pff. Quarks?? HA!

theundeadhero
11-29-2007, 06:36 PM
Everyone here officially thinks you didn't invent it.

demondude
11-29-2007, 06:40 PM
Before I was born there was no fail, but now fail is everywhere!

Aerith's Knight
11-29-2007, 06:41 PM
its not officially yet.. first come the peck and feathers.. then we chase him out of this thread *sets up peck and feathers for everyone*

Madame Adequate
11-29-2007, 06:44 PM
barely legal/f/cali ;) ;)

Aerith's Knight
11-29-2007, 06:46 PM
barely legal/f/cali ;) ;)


so MR. milf is an 18yo californian beach girl? .. now ive seen it all

qwertysaur
11-29-2007, 06:47 PM
I invented time, space, dark matter and antimatter.
18/m/ESF

XxSephirothxX
11-29-2007, 06:48 PM
Did you also invent AOL chatrooms and IRC? I bet you were around 10 when asl came about.

demondude
11-29-2007, 09:37 PM
I invented Einstein.

Cookie
11-29-2007, 09:37 PM
I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it.

Raebus
11-29-2007, 09:40 PM
Whoever invented Banning, you've failed because demondude55 is still here.

Shauna
11-29-2007, 10:01 PM
I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it.

One look!?

Aerith's Knight
11-29-2007, 10:05 PM
i invented inventing.. and seeing as you are all inventors.. you owe me royalties

i also invented the wheel.. i was a little late though..

Cookie
11-29-2007, 10:06 PM
I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it.

One look!?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

demondude
11-30-2007, 05:21 PM
Whoever invented Banning, you've failed because demondude55 is still here.

http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg

MKusanagi
11-30-2007, 08:39 PM
I didn't invent AOL chatrooms. But I was there when they first began. And like a heroic figure of internet courage I said "Thou shalt have no other chat room hero than me for I have gifted you with ASL." and the chatters wept in happiness and jumped for joy. " A true hero of the internet chat atlast!" they all cried in teary-eyed wonder. That's the story and that is what you shall tell your children so they can tell their children and so on and so forth.

KentaRawr!
11-30-2007, 09:53 PM
I made IRL and ITG. In Real Life and In the Game. Now, they're uncommonly used PSO Speak. Yupz.

Age: 15

Sex: I r teh virginz lolz

Location: My Computer Desk.

Genome
11-30-2007, 10:04 PM
I invented Captain Planet. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero.

No.78
11-30-2007, 10:31 PM
I inventeted the univarse.

Aerith's Knight
11-30-2007, 10:44 PM
I inventeted the univarse.

you couldve at least spelled it right

MKusanagi
11-30-2007, 10:45 PM
That was the joke, methinks.

No.78
11-30-2007, 10:46 PM
I inventeted the univarse.

you couldve at least spelled it right

... I'm saddened someone would think that's my actual spelling. =(

Aerith's Knight
11-30-2007, 10:52 PM
I inventeted the univarse.

you couldve at least spelled it right

... I'm saddened someone would think that's my actual spelling. =(

well.. you proclaimed you invented the universe.. so i didnt really expect you to be einstein

fresh start then shall we..

i invented the foam peanuts

Jon Thompson
12-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Oh yeah, all you kiddies out there who chat like crazy with complete strangers. Ha. You ask a question everytime don't you? It's known as ASL. Age. Sex. Location. Hahaha. I invented that. So everytime you ask someone or get asked you will now think "Oh my, MKusanagi invented that!"



I've been using ASL since nineteen nindefoah.


Cookie, props on the Zoolander reference.

Chimp
12-01-2007, 03:27 AM
13/f/cali

a/s/l b.m.i. plzkthx

Vincent, Thunder God
12-01-2007, 04:43 AM
People would ask me that sometimes and I would say "Sorry, not telling." and they'd ask "Why?" "It's a secret!" and then silence for a while... followed by "Oh."

Rengori
12-01-2007, 07:27 AM
barely legal/f/cali ;) ;)

Call me. ;)



I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it.

One look!?

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/zoolander.jpg

NeoTifa
12-02-2007, 07:22 AM
People would ask me that sometimes and I would say "Sorry, not telling." and they'd ask "Why?" "It's a secret!" and then silence for a while... followed by "Oh."


lol i was victim. only i didnt pause. lol. i just wanted something else to call you, ur usrnm is too long. :cry: i is disappointed

Vincent, Thunder God
12-02-2007, 09:39 AM
People would ask me that sometimes and I would say "Sorry, not telling." and they'd ask "Why?" "It's a secret!" and then silence for a while... followed by "Oh."


lol i was victim. only i didnt pause. lol. i just wanted something else to call you, ur usrnm is too long. :cry: i is disappointed

VTG does fine, it's what most people use.

Also Vinny, Vincent, Vince, etc.

MKusanagi
12-02-2007, 05:53 PM
You're not Vincent, Vince or Vinny. You are not Thunder God either. You...are Vincenzo. This I will call you by now.