Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

[Denmark]

not 1000.

go atlanteay? why? no reason, really.

[Rengori]

No, I'm not! I have best artist!

Or do you?

[Shauna]

Lies!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh right. xD Whoops.


The best. It's one of your superlative adjectives, and it signifies by itself, that it is the top, the wonder-bar, the standard of a new generation. As time goes on and on, to create an image from composites and lighting will get easier and easier, so just who exactly is our pioneer this time around? It might not be the most beautiful, it might not be a grand painting, but what it does do, is make you go "Damn! That's hot!"

Assuming you find GC girls hot.

[Shiny]

Hi hi, this is Poetically Pathetic bringing you the 'best writer' speech!

This award is to honor the best writer
Oh really.

lol shiny for funniest member lol. i do not simply fart into mordor >:O
Lunarweaver! The smell says otherwise.

[Jojee]

not 1000.

go atlanteay? why? no reason, really.

Hahaha fail, 1001.

[Rengori]

not 1000.

go atlanteay? why? no reason, really.

Hahaha fail, 1001.

Yay jojee for making Rob's plan fail. :heart:

[Psychotic]

Go Omecle. I love his work.

[Denmark]

not 1000.

go atlanteay? why? no reason, really.

Hahaha fail, 1001.

it would have been too much for me to ask to get both 1st reply and 1000th post. I got 1000th reply though :cool:

EDIT: lol reply not replay /fail

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Rye....................15
Leen-Leen..............10
-=Squall-Leonhart=-.....7
atlanteay...............7
XandrewX................5
RSL.....................1

[theundeadhero]

1001 posts, but 1000 replies :p

[Shauna]

Go... whoever!

[Psychotic]

Omecle's still in the fight!

Also Den did you check your computer for that Shoy/Tasty Crayon smiley?

_/o_O/---

it was something like that!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Polaris



Polaris................21
Omecle.................20

Tight.

[Shauna]

Congrats!

[scrumpleberry]

Go... whoever!

Yeah! Vague support..!

[Shauna]

I'm the master of vague. :D

[Psychotic]

Tight indeed. Polaris has had waaaaaaaay too many names at EoFF. Whenever a new one pops up I usually have no idea it's her until much later.

[Lawr]

If you're so beastly, rhyme something with Silver.

Congratulations Polaris.

[Rengori]

Tight indeed. Polaris has had waaaaaaaay too many names at EoFF. Whenever a new one pops up I usually have no idea it's her until much later.

Same here.

[theundeadhero]

I was totally clueless on this ciddie for who to nominate or vote for.

[Jojee]

Denver!

P.S. grats polaris xD

[James Leopold]

Well done Polaris!

[Shiny]

Excuses excuses, Psy. :p

[Denmark]

Psy I don't know where I could possibly find it :(

[Shauna]

:excited:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Artist
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: KoShiatar

The Nominees
41-Inches-Wide
black orb
KoShiatar
Lekana
Rocket Edge
rubah
Rye
Shadow Bahamut
Slade


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: KoShiatar
Goldenboko: Rocket Edge
Jessweeee♪: 41-Inches-Wide
TyphoonThaReapa: black orb
Jess: KoShiatar
Rocket Edge: Slade
theundeadhero: Rocket Edge
Bunny: Rocket Edge</td><td width="50%">Levian: KoShiatar
LunarWeaver: black orb
Shiny: Rocket Edge
demondude55: KoShiatar
Sagensyg: Rocket Edge
Psychotic: KoShiatar
edczxcvbnm: Lekana</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourites: KoShiatar and Rocket Edge (5/15 - 33%)

[Peegee]

Somebody told me I made best poster award.

So I must prove you all right

PG says: I maek poast.

[Jojee]

Oh, oh, now I'm up :love:


<center><font color="red">Be</font><font color="orange">s</font><font color="yellow">t A</font><font color="#04E23D">rt</font><font color="#096BFF">is</font><font color="violet">t</font></center>
<div align="justify"><font color="#A1CDEF">Leonardo</font>, <font color="#FFB081">Michelangelo</font>, <font color="#FF4343">Raphael</font>, and <font color="#E8B9E9" target="_blank">Donatello</font> ... they're not just <font color="#90E89E">ninja turtles</font>, they are artists! ...Well, Donatello wasn't, but no one ever liked him anyway. I mean, ask anyone who their favorite ninja turtle is, and they'll say Michelangelo, and few will even say Leonardo or Raphael. But who ever says Donatello? Exactly, no one cares! You know why? Because he wasn't an artist. Which brings me to the point: which EoFFer will go down in history with these phenomenal ninja turtles artists? And no, not go down that way, you perv! ...Because that would be Lekana. ;) But moving on now. Our potential best artists are:
<ul style="list-style-image: url(http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/27190d1196409059-final-ciddies-votes-xiii-finalists-voting-closes-friday-10pm-gmt-2pm-pst-butterfly.gif)"><li>The ever so adorable <a href="http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9564/aichpgib8.png" target="_blank">41</a>-<a href="http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/6742/jexum6.png" title="MILF and Rye" target="_blank">Inches</a>-<a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/ai_was_here/pic/0001ghyt/s320x240" target="_blank">Wide</a>, renowned mostly for her super cutesy asian MS Paint art!</li>

<li>Four time winner of the Best Artist award, <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=253" target="_blank">black orb</a>. What can I say, it's well deserved! This man can draw and he can CG like no other.</li>

<li>Rising star <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=14757" target="_blank">Koshi</a><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/112213-sweet-mercy-celes.html" target="_blank">atar</a>, another very talented artist for sure. She seems to specialize in the female figure and uses a dashing array of colors.</li>

<li>The sexy, spunky <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/106060-eoff-members-my-eyes.html" target="_blank">Lekana</a>, who should stop slacking off on her EoFF member drawing requests! Personally I like <a href="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/sukifruit/yumbykc.jpg" target="_blank" title="Lekana x Jojee">this piece</a> of hers the best!</li>

<li>The amazingly, awesomely talented and versatile Rocket Edge. Check out some of this man's work; it simply speaks for itself. <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/25858d1177029845-omega-weapon-ffviii-omega.jpg" target="_blank">[1]</a> <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/26058d1180624889-dragon-dragon.jpg" target="_blank">[2]</a> <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/24799d1166623256-salma-hayek-salma-hayek-pic.jpg" target="_blank">[3]</a> <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/artists-forum/24184d1162509495-rydia-rydia-3.jpg" target="_blank">[4]</a>.</li>

<li>The ever lovable artist, photographer, and pixelist <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=13121" target="_blank">rubah</a> is a contestant of course. rubah's pieces show tons of creativity and an excellent use of colors.</li>

<li><a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=6473" target="_blank">Rye-chu</a> has mostly shown great potential and artistic ability with her photography. This girl is talented with the camera! Of course it shouldn't surprise you that she is a talented <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/111950-ryes-ap-art-portfolio-progress.html" target="_blank">artist</a> as well.</li>

<li><a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=12679" target="_blank">Slade</a> truly brings a breath of fresh art to the art forums! His style is so vibrant and colorful and fresh~ My favorite is his recent <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showphoto.php?photo=964&cat=500&ppuser=12679" target="_blank">Beatles</a> piece, and his <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showphoto.php?photo=682&cat=500&ppuser=12679" target="_blank">Friends</a> one tickles my fancy as well.</li>

<li>Last but definitely not least, <a href="http://fanart.eyesonff.com/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=15475" target="_blank">Shadow Bahamut</a>. You can tell he pays stict attention to every intricate detail in the amazing pencil art he has graced us with.</li></ul>
<center><font color="#FF6565">♥</font></center>

Such tough choices! We have quite the talented pool of contestants this year! ^_^ Yet... only one shall prevail - who will it be? I propose a fight to the death using swords and sticks and nunchucks and stabby forkity things where you can stab people in the eye. The winner can replace Donatello as a <font color="#04E23D">ninja turtle</font><font color="#A1CDEF">!</font> <b><font color="red">G</font><font color="orange">O</font><font color="yellow">!</font></b></div>

[Freya]

I don't even know how I made this one xD

EDIT: JOY you're not suppose to show people that!

[Shauna]

Go you artist folk!

[theundeadhero]

Rocket Edge is an outstanding artist.

[Shauna]

He is indeed.

[Lawr]

black orb w00t w00t. I like all the artist, I chose mine at random

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Rocket Edge............12
Rye....................10
black orb...............9
Slade...................9
Lekana..................7
rubah...................7
Shadow Bahamut..........5
RSL.....................1

[Rengori]

I voted for the manliest of them all (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/41-inches-wide.html).

[Psychotic]

Mr. Edge or Mr. Slade for the win. I don't mind which one. I love them both dearly.

Rye's going to win, just like Christmas did, and you'll all hate her, even though you voted for her.

EDIT: Wrong on two counts! Go Donal then!

EDIT2: wrong again. He didn't make it and I missed his name. :-x

[scrumpleberry]

Too many fabbylicious people x.x

I bow to you all. Edge, Slade and KoShiatar especially.

[Shiny]

That speech was insanely cute. Ugh, I am sickened.

[Denmark]

<img src = "http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ninja_turtles.png" title = "The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.">
<a href = "http://xkcd.com/197">Pic related.</a>

Go everyone!

[Lawr]

KoShiator and 41 inches. Who will win?

[Rengori]

<img src = "http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ninja_turtles.png" title = "The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.">

:heart: picture and title.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
KoShiatar



KoShiatar..............16
41-Inches-Wide.........13

[Shauna]

Who's left? :o

Oh! Congrats! :D

[theundeadhero]

I like ninja turtles more than I like art.

[NeoCracker]

Oh? My speech was to long for you all to read eh? Well heres a new speech for you.

BURN IN HELL!

All my time and effort, and you don't even read it? You people make me sick.

[Rengori]

Who's left? :o

God, all your posts are slightly too late.

[scrumpleberry]

Super well done! :hyper:

[Denmark]

Oh? My speech was to long for you all to read eh? Well heres a new speech for you.

BURN IN HELL!

All my time and effort, and you don't even read it? You people make me sick.

tl;dr

[Lawr]

Donatello wasn't a nominee.

[No.78]

lol every time I refresh about a million posts have been made.

Yes.

One million.

[Jojee]

Oh? My speech was to long for you all to read eh? Well heres a new speech for you.

BURN IN HELL!

All my time and effort, and you don't even read it? You people make me sick.

I read the part about me! :love:

Grats, Koshi xD

[Shauna]

Who's left? :o

God, all your posts are slightly too late.

Yes. I know. xD

[Shlup]

ShlupQuack is my mistress. ;D ;D

I really hope you meant madam.

[Lawr]

You were a little off there.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Signature
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke, Del Murder, Denmark and Necronopticous.

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Denmark
I'm my own MILF
Jojee
Lekana
Necronopticous
Polaris
Rase
Rye
smittenkitten
The Fonz
themagicaroundabout
theundeadhero


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: theundeadhero
Goldenboko: Jojee
Jessweeee♪: Denmark
TyphoonThaReapa: I'm my own MILF
Jess: themagicroundabout
Rocket Edge: Del Murder
theundeadhero: Del Murder
Bunny: I'm my own MILF</td><td width="50%">Levian: blackmage_nuke
LunarWeaver: The Fonz
Shiny: Rye
demondude55: blackmage_nuke
Sagensyg: blackmage_nuke
Psychotic: blackmage_nuke
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: blackmage_nuke (4/15 - 27%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Del Murder, Denmark, I'm my own MILF and Jojee (2/15 - 13%)

Wait, do I have a speech for this one at all?

[Rengori]

ShlupQuack is my mistress. ;D ;D

I really hope you meant madam.

Are you my mommy?

[Leeza]

I'm loving the speeches. :)

[theundeadhero]

If I had a teacher like ShlupQuack in elementary school I would have hit on her all hour.

[Shauna]

Yes.

[Psychotic]

'fraid not, AG.

Bloody hell are you going to finish them all tonight? 'cause if so we're under serious problems for the Vet/Reg/Newb Trio. Best Male too, and I dunno where the hell Rase is for Best Member.

[Shiny]

Who is blackmage_nuke?

[No.78]

If I had a teacher like ShlupQuack in elementary school I would have hit on her all hour.

Which one is elementary again?

[Freya]

Again, I don't know how I got in this one.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I can't find a speech for this one anywhere. D=

EDIT: I hope to, Psy.

[Lawr]

If I had a teacher like ShlupQuack in elementary school I would have hit on her all hour.

Elementary Schools don't have hours.

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

[Jojee]

No way I'll win this one xD Even I didn't vote for myself.

I don't think there is a speech. :3

[Shauna]

I hope he does finish them tonight! But, it's unlikely. xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

My sig is better than the nominees. *slap*

[theundeadhero]

Elementary Schools don't have hours.
Mine did. I've been switching hours since third grade.

BIG FAIL!

[Lawr]

I guess that means that I

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Jojee...................9
Necronopticous..........9
blackmage_nuke..........8
Del Murder..............7
Rase....................7
Rye.....................7
themagicaroundabout.....6
theundeadhero...........5
Lekana..................4
smittenkitten...........3
The Fonz................3
I'm my own MILF.........2
RSL.....................1

[Rengori]

I guess that means that I

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

You also fail for using that macro too many times.

[Denmark]

The cheese is on the cat's head to lure mice.

[Shauna]

Fail!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Refrain from polluting this thread with your filthy macros.

[Jojee]

9 votes O_O

I didn't know you guys had so much faith <3 :heart: (and good taste)

[No.78]

The cheese on the cats head is making me hungry.

For cheese squares.

Can I has?

[Psychotic]

EDIT: I hope to, Psy.Balls Balls Balls Balls. WHERE'S TAVROBEL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

If anyone here would like to step in and do Vet/Reg/Newb/Male, it would be appreciated.

[Shiny]

Lure the lice.

[Rengori]

Much better. Unfailed.

[Jojee]

I also found it hilarious Rye has 7 votes and MILFy has 2 but they have the same sig! :jess:

[NeoCracker]

Which one is this? I can jsut randomly spout stuff and call it a speech if you would like.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Polaris



Polaris................11
Denmark................10

Second Ciddie tonight for Polaris!

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations to Behold of the Void for best writer, you deserve it. To Polaris for best Graphic Designer and Best Signature, well done. Finally to Koshiatar for Best Artist, Keep up the drawings! :)

[Raebus]

Gah, I've missed quite a bit. ;;

[Jojee]

Joy says (5:33 PM):
oh wait i voted for you
Rob says (5:33 PM):
if i lose by one vote i'm going to be so pissed xD
Joy says (5:33 PM):
i was like, i shoulda voted for myself then i'd be in finals!
Joy says (5:33 PM):
but then i was like oh wait xD
Rob says (5:33 PM):
i voted for polaris! xDD
Rob says (5:34 PM):
which is why i'll be pissed if i lose by one vote
Joy says (5:34 PM):
HAHAHAA
Joy says (5:34 PM):
YOU DID
Joy says (5:34 PM):
LOSE
Joy says (5:34 PM):
BY 1 VOTE
Joy says (5:34 PM):
LOL
Rob says (5:34 PM):
HOL>EGHL:KSDLfkjlhkjdskl;a'ks;jlkasdf

[Denmark]

/epicfail

'grats, Polaris. :D

[Rengori]

I also found it hilarious Rye has 7 votes and MILFy has 2 but they have the same sig! :jess:

Don't forget, Rye wears the pants.

[No.78]

Eh, I was expecting a funny sig or something.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I will allow for a break before Best Newbie so hopefully we can grab a speech somewhere.

[Lawr]

Joy says (5:34 PM):
YOU DID

[Shiny]

The moral of the story is vote for yourself for everything.

[Shauna]

Congrats!

[No.78]

The moral of the story is vote for yourself for everything.

I didn't even know it was allowed ; ;

[Lawr]

Or rig the votes with bribes.

[Freya]

Kaycee says:
Polaris................11
Denmark................10
Kaycee says:
oh my
Rob says:
xDDDddd
Rob says:
you told me to vote for polaris!

[NeoCracker]

Well, I have one paragraph of insulting Newbies, will that work for the speech?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Avatar
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Bunny
Harle-Quin
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rocket Edge
ShlupQuack
theundeadhero


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: ShlupQuack
Goldenboko: Psychotic
Jessweeee♪: theundeadhero
TyphoonThaReapa: Bunny
Jess: Psychotic
Rocket Edge: Psychotic
theundeadhero: Bunny
Bunny: Bunny</td><td width="50%">Levian: theundeadhero
LunarWeaver: Bunny
Shiny: ShlupQuack
demondude55: Psychotic
Sagensyg: Loony BoB
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
edczxcvbnm: Kawaii Ryûkishi</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourites: Bunny and Psychotic (4/15 - 27%)

[Sergeant Hartman]

There's no time for a break!

[scrumpleberry]

CONGRATUMALATIONIFICATIONS!

[theundeadhero]

Apparently not.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Congrats...you have the best 60x60 image that is under 10kb. How long did it take you do come up with this minor masterpiece? That long huh? You do realize that your time could have been better spent helping out humanity in some way right? Way to contribute to the downfall of mankind you scumbag. Take your crappy award and leave this planet!

[Shauna]

Shlup = win.

[Lawr]

Well said. Sprite rips for lyfe.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
theundeadhero..........12
Loony BoB..............11
Harle-Quin..............8
Kawaii Ryûkishi.........8
Psychotic...............8
Rocket Edge.............2
RSL.....................1

[theundeadhero]

Mine took approximitely three minutes to make.

[Lawr]

Shlup and Bunny

[Freya]

:excited:

[No.78]

Congrats...you have the best 60x60 image that is under 10kb. How long did it take you do come up with this minor masterpiece? That long huh? You do realize that your time could have been better spent helping out humanity in some way right? Way to contribute to the downfall of mankind you scumbag. Take your crappy award and leave this planet!

loll

[Shauna]

Shlup! :D

[Psychotic]

Baloki calls Best Newbie speech!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
ShlupQuack



ShlupQuack.............25
Bunny..................16

That's Madam Quack's second Ciddie tonight. :)

[Araciel]

You dirty fucking spammers.

[Shauna]

:excited:

[Rengori]

You dirty smurfing spammers.

Turning you on, isn't it?

[Denmark]

Bunny plz. *spin*

EDIT: Boo gayness. At least the piratekiss.

[Freya]

Woo I love her avy!

[scrumpleberry]

Sundaes be easy on the eye.

[Shiny]

*kisses predictions* Frolicking will ensue.

[Jojee]

me too xD Yay. Nice speech, too ;)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Del Murder
Nomination Leader: Del Murder, edczxcvbnm, Old Manus and Rye.

The Nominees
Agrias
Breine
Del Murder
Denmark
edczxcvbnm
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Laddy
Old Manus
Rye
Shiny


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: edczxcvbnm
Goldenboko: Laddy
Jessweeee♪: Old Manus
TyphoonThaReapa: edczxcvbnm
Jess: edczxcvbnm
Rocket Edge: edczxcvbnm
theundeadhero: Breine
Bunny: edczxcvbnm</td><td width="50%">Levian: Breine
LunarWeaver: edczxcvbnm
Shiny: Del Murder
demondude55: Del Murder
Sagensyg: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: edczxcvbnm
edczxcvbnm: edczxcvbnm</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: edczxcvbnm (8/15 - 53%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Breine, Del Murder and Old Manus (2/15 - 13%)

[Shauna]

Fun and fun!

[theundeadhero]

When boys kiss all the animals in the forest cry.

[smittenkitten]

Good one Shlup! :)

[Lawr]

ed wins

[Shauna]

:excited: Go Custom Rank people!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Don't you just love it when speech writers for the profile awards includes the actual nominated profile part in their speeches? I do!

Agrias: Obey my dog
Breine: I'm not a pastry!
Del Murder: Enforcer? I hardly know her!
Denmark: ò_ó ø_o õ_õ ç_ç ð_ð :þ
edczxcvbnm: Posts Occur in Real Time (except in slightly other colors. damn you ed.)
Faris: *chomp*
fire_of_avalon: Gotta keep on rockin'
Flying Mullet: 110% Awesomesauce
Laddy: Metrosexual In Tennessee!
Old Manus: Mold Anus
Rye: Oh Rye! ♥ Put it IN
Shiny: Mmm child u dun did it

[NeoCracker]

ed wins

Well how would you know? You didn't even read my speech.

[Denmark]

AG, you forgot the post that lists the nominees and predictions! :o

EDIT: Until now.

[Baloki]

Baloki calls Best Newbie speech!

*picks up the phone*

Will you answer the call?

[Shauna]

I'm having a weird feeling of deja vu here! ;)

[Shiny]

Ohhhh Rye!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Del Murder.............11
Shiny..................11
Agrias..................9
Laddy...................6
Rye.....................6
Breine..................5
Flying Mullet...........5
Denmark.................4
Faris...................4
fire_of_avalon..........2
RSL.....................1

[Jojee]

GO ED! ^_^

[Shauna]

Ed and someone! GO~

[Shiny]

Shiny..................11
They never learn.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
edczxcvbnm



edczxcvbnm.............16
Old Manus..............12

[Denmark]

mmm child u dint geddit :(

EDIT: Rainbow ed had an advantage. Shenanigans.

[Shauna]

Congrats! :excited:

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations ed you deserve it! :mog:

[Jojee]

:heart:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Female
Last winner: Rye
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
41-Inches-Wide
Jessweeee♪
Jojee
Marshall banana
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten
Zeldy


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Marshall banana
Goldenboko: Rye
Jessweeee♪: rubah
TyphoonThaReapa: Jojee
Jess: Jojee
Rocket Edge: Rye
theundeadhero: Marshall banana
Bunny: Rye</td><td width="50%">Levian: Rye
LunarWeaver: Jojee
Shiny: Rye
demondude55: Jessweeee♪
Sagensyg: Rye
Psychotic: 41-Inches-Wide
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (6/15 - 40%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jojee (4/15 - 27%)

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Oh hey, this is going. And I won Best Writer again. Good times.

[Shauna]

GO ZELDY YOU CUTE FEMALE

[Denmark]

AFKing for a bit. If I'm going to be back in time to do my speech for Sexiest Female, it'll be evident. Otherwise, do it for me plz.

[Shiny]

Can Rye keep her title? Find out on WWE!

[Jojee]

Go Marshall banananananaanana, make my predictions correct :love:

[theundeadhero]

Will Zeldy not like me if I call her cute?!

[Shlup]

Better than ShlupQuack! YES!

I'm glad those pity votes you got helped your confidence.

[NeoCracker]

I'll call you Cute!

[Shauna]

Maybe. But, Miss Amy Burrows might not like you if you encourage Zeldy/Manus! :p

[Zeldy]

Maybe. But, Miss Amy Burrows might not like you if you encourage Zeldy/Manus! :p

THAT IS BELOW THE BELT, MISS MITCHELL. :nonono:

I hope I win. I'm cute, darn it >:[

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Have you ever been in high school? Do you know the name of that one girl that you might have fallen in love with? You just know, that she has to be the one for you!

Where there's drama, there's angst, and where there's angst, there is a girl. This award is the award to tell us, just who causes us the most angst. Now, now, she may not necessarily be sexy, or she might not be the most qualified for student government, but she is the one for you. A picturesque pose in the moonlight would make it only better for you.

[theundeadhero]

Zeldy would be cute with Manus!

[Shauna]

Is it really, Miss Burrows? Was it that low a blow?

And yes, they would be cute!

[NeoCracker]

You'd be Cute with Manus.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
41-Inches-Wide.........16
Zeldy..................15
Jojee..................13
Jessweeee♪..............9
rubah...................7
Marshall banana.........4
RSL.....................1

Seasoned veteran Rye takes on upstart smittenkitten.

[smittenkitten]

*excited* ^__^

[Shauna]

:excited: Go you two!

[Freya]

Go smitten!

[theundeadhero]

Well then go Smitten!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
smittenkitten



smittenkitten..........20
Rye....................19

[NeoCracker]

You all fail.

How can you not put Jojee or Aika in the winning positions?

[Shauna]

Congrats Danielle! :excited:

[Jojee]

:o GRATS SMITTEN!
Close one xD

[Sergeant Hartman]

Justice!

[Zeldy]

yaay, Smitten <3

[Levian]

ooh, congrats smitten :D

YOU ARE SO KEYOOOOOT~ ^________^;;;;;

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Male
Last winner: themagicroundabout
Nomination Leader: Rengori

The Nominees
Breine
Denmark
DK
Goldenboko
I Don't Need A Name
Iceglow
James Leopold
Levian
LunarWeaver
Old Manus
Rengori
Rocket Edge
Sagensyg
themagicroundabout


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Rengori
Goldenboko: Goldenboko
Jessweeee♪: Denmark
TyphoonThaReapa: Rengori
Jess: Rengori
Rocket Edge: Rengori
theundeadhero: Denmark
Bunny: Goldenboko</td><td width="50%">Levian: Goldenboko
LunarWeaver: Rengori
Shiny: Rengori
demondude55: I Don't Need A Name
Sagensyg: Sagensyg
Psychotic: Rengori
edczxcvbnm: LunarWeaver</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rengori (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Goldenboko (2/15 - 20%)

[ReloadPsi]

Go Iceglow! :p

...I'm British you know.

[James Leopold]

amen to that

[KentaRawr!]

And I'm sure the 51st Ciddie will be the Ciddie for "Best God/Goddess", which I will win, just because you're so nice, right AG?

[NeoCracker]

Ice Glow isn't cute, he's a freakin Wookie.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

No speech for Cutest Male, Psy?

[Freya]

Go Rengori and Denmark!

[Shauna]

xD A Wookie?

[Shiny]

Kyle!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/KylewithPlushie.jpg

[NeoCracker]

Have you seen what he looks like?

I don't remember where his pic is here, but he's flippin hairy.

I might have the wrong guy, but I'm pretty sure I don't.

[No.78]

*goes to bed*

Everyone was ignoring me anyway...

[ReloadPsi]

Ice Glow isn't cute, he's a freakin Wookie.

Last several times I've seen any recent pics of him his hair's been shorter and he's been clean shaven. Granted I don't know how true this is now, but well, fuck you ^___^

[Shauna]

Such a resemblance in that picture there! ;D

[smittenkitten]

I can't believe I won! :eek:

Levian the mighty lion for the win! ^__^

[NeoCracker]

Ice Glow isn't cute, he's a freakin Wookie.

Last several times I've seen any recent pics of him his hair's been shorter and he's been clean shaven. Granted I don't know how true this is now, but well, smurf you ^___^

You shall be the first one to suffer.

[Psychotic]

Raebus apparently wrote it but he's not here to submit it. If you track down Raebus you'll find the speech.

Shauna!

[Shauna]

And he's away right now. Trust him to spend 20 minutes getting a drink.

[Rase]

<----- Fail.

:(

[Shauna]

Hm? :(

[Levian]

Oh my god, stop stalling the ciddies, Raebus. :mad2:

This is all your fault, Shauna.

[theundeadhero]

Maybe he had to make the kool-aid. Good kool-aid takes time to make.

[NeoCracker]

BURN SHAUNA ALIVE!

AND THEN DEFILE THE CORPSE!

[Shauna]

Why is it my fault?!

[Old Manus]

From now on, everything is Shauna's fault. :mad2:

[Shauna]

:crying: why!

[Momiji]

Congratulations to everyone who won so far, THANK YOU SOOOO very much to everyone who voted for me who has read my poems, a hug and a swift kick in the face to those who voted for me because of my name alone, etc.

[Shiny]

Maybe he had to make the kool-aid. Good kool-aid takes time to make.
Sounds like a job for Devil Man!

[Jojee]

Hurry up, I wanna see the winner! :(

[NeoCracker]

Thats to overused manus.

Anything Ciddie RElated is her fault. That way we can still blame everything else on Bush and the N.H.K.

[theundeadhero]

Old Manus, you have exactly five months to woo Zeldy.

[Old Manus]

Thats to overused manus.She defied what could have been a beautiful thing between Zeldy and I :cry:

[NeoCracker]

Theres always the beautiful thing that could be between you and I.

[Shauna]

I never defied! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

:tumble:

[Psychotic]

I'm doing Best Veteran and Best Regular as we speak. Uh...as we spam.

And Mrs Towns, smittenkitten, has volunteered for Best Male! hallelujah!

[Raebus]

We’ve all seem them before. They’ve either been walking around in daytime or out at night getting their groov on. What am I talking about? Well, the elusive cute male that has a smile so wonderful it sends shivers down your spine and feelings to your crotch. Put beside a baby in a pram and surrounded by thousands of old grans, it is a dead cert that the cute male would get the applauds and “Aww’s” and “Isn’t he so cute!”. This would of course make the baby jealous and the baby’s attempts to sabbotage the male’s good looks would begin, but what can a baby do? Other than puke up their lunch in a energy ball attack similar to dragon ball Z.

Since theirs more to write, I’ll just ramble on for a bit. Many things define cute-ness, from having a cute smile to even something as wierd as cute hair, all these make up a cute person and anyone nominated has it in spades to having a child like voice that disturbs people.

Their has been many members today who qualify for this section but only few get such a ciddie. Many might call the cutest male award shallow and believe me it is, you’d find less shallow-ness in a fashion show. Many deserved this ciddie and now you’ll expect me to go into detail but I have a condition called Lazy-ness, it’s very common through out the world and so far, is incurable. Oh heck, I like talking to here

Rengori
DK
I Don't Need A Name
Levian
LunarWeaver
Sagensyg
themagicroundabout
Breine
Denmark
Goldenboko
Iceglow
James Leopold
Old Manus
Rocket Edge

You all make me sick to my stomache, your that cute. I’d hit a few of you in the good way if i had the chance. Good luck to all!

ARE YOU HAPPY, PEOPLE?! >=(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Levian.................10
Denmark.................9
DK......................7
LunarWeaver.............7
I Don't Need A Name.....6
Rocket Edge.............6
Breine..................5
Rengori.................5
Sagensyg................5
Iceglow.................4
Old Manus...............4
James Leopold...........2
RSL.....................1

[theundeadhero]

I'm happy.

[Shiny]

No.

[Old Manus]

Who the hell nominated me in this category anyway :confused:

EDIT: and why?

[Jojee]

Rengori didn't make it? WTF american idol sell out pretty boy thing! xD

So who's up then?

[Shauna]

Finally, god damn it. :p

[theundeadhero]

Who the hell nominated me in this category anywayZeldy

[Shauna]

Zeldy loves you! :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Goldenboko



Goldenboko.............14
themagicroundabout.....13

[Levian]

Lunar ftw

edit: oh xD didn't see he was in the other tally. Grats boko!

[Shauna]

Congrats! :D

[Zeldy]

Who the hell nominated me in this category anywayZeldy


Zeldy loves you! :love:

wtf xD

[NeoCracker]

Boko is not cute, he's creepy and Lunar is far cuter than you all!

[Shauna]

Do you deny it?

[Jojee]

Grats grats :p

[Roto13]

*shows up to the party late*

I won MLT Be Pumba. xD Thanks, voters.

Owen not winning Most Missed makes me a sad panda. Oh, well. He would probably be very happy for Christmas if he could.

[James Leopold]

epic fail :)

[Shiny]

Boko is not cute, he's creepy and Lunar is far cuter than you all!
Yes. You a correct sir!

[Jojee]

LOL Sandshrew.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sexiest Female
Last winner: Agrias
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Jess
Jojee
KoShiatar
Lekana
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Rye
Goldenboko: Jojee
Jessweeee♪: Lekana
TyphoonThaReapa: Rye
Jess: Rye
Rocket Edge: KoShiatar
theundeadhero: fire_of_avalon
Bunny: fire_of_avalon</td><td width="50%">Levian: Lekana
LunarWeaver: Rye
Shiny: Jojee
demondude55: Jojee
Sagensyg: Jojee
Psychotic: Lekana
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jojee (5/15 - 33%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (4/15 - 27%)

[Shauna]

Sexy Females ftw? :D

[Jojee]

I can't believe I'm prediction party favorite :p There's no way!

[Shauna]

Way, Jojo. Way.

[NeoCracker]

I deserve this award more than anyone.

[Shiny]

Psychotic: Lekana
FIGURES!

[LunarWeaver]

Phew, I'm finally all caught up. I like Tavrobel's speeches because they're like 2 and a half sentences long. Perfect for the consumer on the go.

*waves around Rye and Jojee plushies* Yay to one of these two :hat:

[Iceglow]

Most likely to never win a ciddie even when nominated for one more than once: Iceglow :P

[theundeadhero]

I can't believe I didn't get nominated for this one!

[Psychotic]

sod off daniel monica

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Looks like Denny went AWOL about five minutes before he was due to post a speech. D'oh. Should I post or wait?

[Jojee]

Psychotic: Lekana
FIGURES!It is how I voted, too. Kaycee is smurfing hot. smurf you Dan and Keith. She is.

:jess:

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Oh Psy. This makes me so warm and fuzzy inside!

So cuuuuuuute ;)

[Shauna]

Wait for a bit? :p

[Zeromus_X]

Congratulations to all of you so far. :)

[Freya]

Psychotic: Lekana
FIGURES!It is how I voted, too. Kaycee is smurfing hot. smurf you Dan and Keith. She is.

Aww thank you paul!:love: :love: :love: :love:

[Levian]

POST IT :count:

[Shiny]

I'm going to vomit.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm going to vomit.

*hands you sick bag*

How long dyou think until we get to Best Vet? It's the last award I'm nominated for, and although there's little chance of me winning I still want to be around to complain about it.

[LunarWeaver]

Only amusement park lines and Ciddies fill me with so much anticipation. They also both make me wear a fannypack.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ah, Sexiest Female. It's always this category that makes me glad that I'm a heterosexual, single male. Sup ladies. :jokey: Oh wait, most of you are in healthy relationships aren't you. Well, screw that then. Let's just get this over with so I can go home and master baiting fishing line.

In this category we have six repeat nominees, yet last time's winner, Agrias, is missing. foa, Jess, Lekana, ShlupQuack, and smittenkitten are all looking to fare better than last time (that is, win), while (relative) newcomers Jojee, KoShiatar, and Rye are also aiming for glory.

Let's meet the candidates, shall we?

fire_of_avalon:
foa had a two-in-a-row streak winning this award before the last Ciddies. Now she's back again and sexier than ever, ready to put all these others to shame. Everyone loves foa, she's a longtime CK, and she's pretty much just completely awesome. Will foa be the New England Patriots of Sexiest Female?

Jess:
Jess is the quintessential English beauty. As if this wasn't enough, she also wears Trilby hats, which just doubles her sexiness. We've been over this before, but it's worth mentioning again how she's also pretty much the ultimate girl. She probably likes her sport and her beer more than you do! There aren't many girls out there who'll not only put up with you and your football, but out-do you for cheering and then drink you under the table at the pub afterwards. With all of this combined, it's no wonder she's here. Also, she's only ever won one Ciddie, if BoB's EoFF Hall of Fame is up to date! Could this be her chance for (second) glory? :jess:

Jojee:
Joy is an Asian man and obviously some people think this makes her qualified for the Sexiest Female award. I asked Dyslexicon/Araciel to describe Joy in three words. Let's have a look at the results:
Rob says:
if you had to describe joy in three words, what would those words be
Rob says:
joy like jojo the asian person, not joy the emotion obviously
James says:
Computer-Generated Azn.
It is evident that Joy's sexiness is completely CG, and thus I declare her ineligible for this award. However, since I can't actually do that, we'll have to see how computer-generated sexiness compares with the real-life kind. (no offense intended joyjoy :D)

KoShiatar:
The newest addition to the EoFF staff (not Staff) (also not staph) plays video games for a living, and her favorite FF game is FFVI. How is that NOT sexy?

Lekana:
She was nominated for three MLT Get Together Awards, she's become increasingly popular lately, and she has boobs. According to her lesbian lover, when asked for three words to describe her:
Joy says:
KC: voluptuous, titillating, and bodalicious ;D
Joy says:
TITillating especially
Rob says:
xD i already mentioned boobs
Joy says:
that's a real word
Joy says:
XD
Joy says:
it means captivating
Rob says:
i know!
Has Ms. Kaycee titillated our voters? We'll have to wait and see!

Rye:
The other Jess in this category is from the greatest state in the Union, although she could have picked a better PART of the state to be from. (Upstate > Downstate! Forever and for always!) Rye's always been hailed as one of EoFF's cutest females, and now she brings that reputation into the Sexiest category. Rye's always got potential to win any award she's nominated for (and there are a lot of them), but can she beat out the competition for this one?

ShlupQuack:
Shlup is a past winner of this award, an Administrator, and her husband is in the band. Sexy.

smittenkitten:
Danielle's sleeping with Award Guy BoB. She could easily rig this thing. Not to mention her incredible real-life sexiness. No one has put it better than our fallen comrade Lynxie did last time around two times ago. He simply asked one pertinent question: "Have you seen her breasts?" And anyone who can say "yes" will know why she's here. ;)

Alright ladies, I've gone long enough. I'd like to thank DK after the fact for stealing some of the parts of this speech directly from him. Time to find out who the winner is!

[theundeadhero]

As well as people throwing up all over the place :barf:

[Shauna]

:excited:

[NeoCracker]

Guess what Denmark, I'm not reading your speech.

How do you like them apples!?

[Psychotic]

Women find me treating one of their own as a sex object to be cute and adorable? Jesus christ guys I think I've made the most important scientific breakthrough of the past century.

[Shauna]

I like apples. :)

[Jojee]

I love apples! :love: