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Levian
12-02-2007, 01:45 AM
You can do it, Lekana.

Lekana + Psy cutest cupple 2008

NeoCracker
12-02-2007, 01:46 AM
I feel weak, for I read teh speach anyway. :(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 01:46 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Lekana.................14
Jess...................11
ShlupQuack.............11
fire_of_avalon.........10
Jojee..................10
KoShiatar...............9
RSL.....................1

Seasoned veteran Rye takes on upstart smitte-- ...hey, wait a minute...

Levian
12-02-2007, 01:47 AM
there's a fine line between cute and sexy apparently!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:47 AM
Deja Vu! :shifty:

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:48 AM
Didn't we do this award already? xD

Sergeant Hartman
12-02-2007, 01:48 AM
Screw this it's taking too long.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:49 AM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 01:49 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
smittenkitten



smittenkitten..........17
Rye....................16

smittenkitten becomes the first female to do the double since Chaos back in 2004. Others to have managed this include Ally in 2002 and RSL (for the males, obviously) in 2006.

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
:love: grats again, smitten!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
Congrats! :D

Shiny
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
Congrats, smittenkitten!

KentaRawr!
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
We waited a bazillion years for that?

:mad:

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
HA HA

Oh Yeah!

Levian
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
Congrats again, sk! :D good job

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:50 AM
Exaggerating much? ;D

Bunny
12-02-2007, 01:51 AM
I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 01:51 AM
Sexiest Male
Last winner: Levian
Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Araciel
Breine
eiko guy
Jowy
Levian
Loony BoB
LunarWeaver
Psychotic


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Levian
Goldenboko: Jowy
Jessweeee♪: Psychotic
TyphoonThaReapa: Loony BoB
Jess: Levian
Rocket Edge: eiko guy
theundeadhero: Levian
Bunny: Jowy</td><td width="50%">Levian: Jowy
LunarWeaver: Levian
Shiny: Levian
demondude55: Breine
Sagensyg: Levian
Psychotic: Levian
edczxcvbnm: LunarWeaver</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Levian (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jowy (3/15 - 20%)

Aerith's Knight
12-02-2007, 01:51 AM
congrats smittenkitten

do you realize youve been going at it for 6 hours?

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:52 AM
Go Lev? :D

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 01:52 AM
Danielle! Way to go!
I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.Do you really need the "for this"?

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:52 AM
xD I think that's what happened to me sometime in 2005 too... second place for cutest and sexiest. Then Bawb said something about me not being good enough! SCREW YOU BAWB. :p

Go Levy and other people ^_^

Edit: Go James too!

Edit2: And Lunar! Oh hell, everyone.

Freya
12-02-2007, 01:52 AM
Nerds online.... Who would have guessed that some of them are SMOKING HOT!? Well you people (yes YOU PEOPLE) picked 8 of the sexiest on the forum. Well there might be more hidden gems out there but we have yet to see! That or we're blinded by these sexy fools. And just who are those fools?:

Araciel
Canadian eh? Who would have guessed "Dyslexicion" could have changed his name back to his original and people would still find him sexy? Apparently some people did

Breine
He just cut his hair but he's still sexy as hell. Even though most liked the flowing, soft, sexy hair he still makes the short hair look cute too

eiko guy
I've heard from a few how hot this guy is BUT I won’t tell! The users have spoken; eiko guy is the cats meow.

Jowy
How lucky is misfit? I mean really, what a catch! She must be an extreme fisherWOman to be able to catch this cutie! I bet he can't go anywhere in public without girls flocking to him.

Levian
Have you seen him in his Hotel Cćsar shirt? Oh gosh did I swoon. I mean you'd think a Norwegian soap opera shirt would turn ya off and totally peg him as gay or something but he's still a cutie apparently!

Loony BoB
I swear this guy has to beat women off with a stick. Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

LunarWeaver
OMG his eyes are sooo blue! It's like a freaking ocean! One glance and you'll faint from sexiness.

Psychotic
Oh my, this guy is extremely sexy. He can be mean sometimes but that might just get more chicks to like him because you know girls go for the bad boys (psst... He looks really cute in a hat.)

Whoever gets it this year deserves it. I'm really looking forward to the votes for these guys this year. It's gonna be a scandalous race!


Your public admirer,
Lekana

Bunny
12-02-2007, 01:53 AM
Danielle! Way to go!
I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.Do you really need the "for this"?

I've never laughed at her before, it will be a very new experience. I cannot wait.

Levian
12-02-2007, 01:54 AM
I demand evidence that Psy looks really cute in hats

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:55 AM
My turn to puke :p

Freya
12-02-2007, 01:55 AM
No. You will not get said evidence.

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 01:55 AM
I demand evidence that Psy is cute in hats
Look in the photo album for the first UK meet-up. He was wearing a New York Yankees hat.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
Who needs evidence? :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Loony BoB..............11
Psychotic..............11
Jowy...................10
Araciel.................9
eiko guy................6
RSL.....................1

Madame Adequate
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence

This is the only - I repeat, the only - valid post in this entire 1250+ post thread so far.

You can all die. Die and get eaten by raccoons.

Edit: Actually I think Bunny made one good comment.

Edit2: Don't mess with my numbers >=[

Levian
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
I'll trade you for a picture of him holding a gun to his face.


I'm convinced that Psy and Lekana have webcam sex.

No doubt!

Shiny
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
I'm convinced that Psy and Lekana have webcam sex.

XxSephirothxX
12-02-2007, 01:56 AM
Loony BoB
Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

This might be the best part of the Ciddies.

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 01:57 AM
I looked like a tit back then with my short hair. I'll post some in the fucking picture thread if I win this.

Which I won't which is convienient really.

EDIT: Told you.

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:57 AM
Levy vs Lunar? Oh man oh man.

I still say go Levy! Lunar is more cute than sexy :love:

Awrini
12-02-2007, 01:57 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Jessweeee♪



Jessweeee♪.............15
rubah..................13
Araciel................10
Cookie.................10
enano..................10
Bert....................9
Del Snizz...............7
Jowy....................5
Skt.....................5
RSL.....................1


People actually voted for me, I'm touched. Come on fess up, who did it? Many <3s to you.

Araciel
12-02-2007, 01:57 AM
I got nine votes?

Wow!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 01:57 AM
xD Go Lev! :excited:

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 01:58 AM
Loony BoB
Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

This might be the best part of the Ciddies.(me and Mrs. Towns)

Probably trained in knives or ball-kicking or something says:
hey do you ever make BoB roleplay as AG?
Eskaymo~ says:
WHAT!
Eskaymo~ says:
NO!
Eskaymo~ says:
You sick pup

Shiny
12-02-2007, 01:58 AM
Omg, Kyle? ;o

Jojee
12-02-2007, 01:59 AM
People actually voted for me, I'm touched. Come on fess up, who did it? Many <3s to you. I did you silly duck. :</>D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 01:59 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian



Levian.................22
Breine.................12
LunarWeaver............12

Damn straight.

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 01:59 AM
I saw Enano's post and though Jessweeeeee won sexiest male for a second :p

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:00 AM
Grats Levyface :jess:

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:00 AM
Man, if you guys only knew!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:00 AM
xDD Jessweee is a Sexy Male!

But yay Lev! :D

:excited:

Awrini
12-02-2007, 02:00 AM
I saw Enano's post and though Jessweeeeee won sexiest male for a second :p

Yes, you know it would've been perfect.

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:01 AM
So really it was more of a huge battle for second than it was for first, when you look at the vote tallies.

Freya
12-02-2007, 02:01 AM
Grats Levy! I knew it was gonna be you. I didn't even vote for you. xD

LunarWeaver
12-02-2007, 02:02 AM
Swish, if Levian didn't win this one I was gonna cut off some nipples in a rage. I don't know how I got 12 votes, but whoever thinks I'm Breine's equal or sexier than Jowy is licking some hypnotoad.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:02 AM
Evilest Member
Last winner: Tavrobel
Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny
Jojee
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
Pike
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rengori
ShlupQuack
Tavrobel


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Bunny
Goldenboko: Tavrobel
Jessweeee♪: Leeza
TyphoonThaReapa: Tavrobel
Jess: Bunny
Rocket Edge: Bunny
theundeadhero: Bunny
Bunny: Bunny</td><td width="50%">Levian: Bunny
LunarWeaver: Bunny
Shiny: Bunny
demondude55: Bunny
Sagensyg: Bunny
Psychotic: ShlupQuack
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (10/15 - 67%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Tavrobel (2/15 - 13%)

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:03 AM
Evil people! :excited:

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:04 AM
Why was I nominated for this? Can't you see I am good at heart?

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:04 AM
Being evil can be fun :hyper:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:05 AM
Ah, to be called Evil. What greater compliment is there in this world? Well, Clinically insane, but we hardly have an award for that. Anyway, What does it mean to be Evil? Many types of evil in this world exist. And this year at the Ciddies, we bring you a crop of all types. So now I present to you, the Nominees for the Evilest Member.

What is so evil about a Bunny you may ask? Silly, silly people. Bunnies are by far mother earths most vicious animals. To all who oppose our bunny in particular are doomed. Death awaits them all with sharp, pointy teeth. I mean Just ask poor Bors. He didn’t believe anyone when they said Bunny was vicious. Poor guy lost his head, that he did. So don’t let his cuddly exterior fool you, because at his heart Bunny is a savage.

Alright people, Jojee is not Evil. Not in the slightest. She is too small, innocent, and cute to do anything horrible. How can I say anything bad about her? I mean, its not like she’s standing behind me with sharp objects threatening me not to say anything bad about her. I mean, she isn’t the type to seduce you, get a key to your house, and sneak in at night while you are sleeping and do horrible things to your cat. No siree bob.

Up next is none other than the legendary Kawaii Ryűkishi. Why is he legendary you may ask? No one really knows. Which makes one wonder, how does a man stay so known and feared, and yet no one knows what he has done? Unless, of course, you were involved. However, how often do they say what Kishi does? Does Kishi possess similar power to Cheney? Does he have such an aura of fear he can make others apologize for getting shot in the face by Kishi?

Leeza, part time punisher, full time Stalker. This women is a destroyer, who has claimed her kid can eat people for breakfast. She has bread a Cannibal of a child and is “Proud” of it. I also get the feeling her kid picked it up from Leeza herself, or should I say Dr. Hannibal Lector!

Okay BoB, cut the crap. You lock away award guy in your closet for all but 2 months of the year. Do you really expect us to think you are a good guy when you imprison such a cool cat for so long? How dare you take away the freedom of such a magnificent bird by caging him away. Only one as evil as you would be willing to prevent him from fulfilling his destiny. Shame on you, you evil little man.

WTF? Has Pike even been here in the past six months? A person who can Garner enough votes to make it to the finals, yet isn’t even here? That’s some messed up voodoo :skull::skull::skull::skull: right there. No doubt about it, Pike is one Evil S.O.B.

Don’t let his “I’m a nice guy” lines fool you. This Psychotic is a pervert. Trying to pick up any and all members of EoFF by seducing them with his fancy blue title. Regardless of the fact he fails miserably, he still attempts. Looking passed all his failed evil acts, his intentions remain the same as others. EVIL!

The Azn makes another appearance in this years Ciddies. Wait, why is he here? PG is evil? He’s not even so much as an ass. Sure, he may be hated, despised, and generally loathed, but its hardly because he’s evil. I mean, PeeGee is an upstanding Citizen. I mean, I’ve seen him walk old ladies across the street without so much as asking for anything in return. Well, he did demand their purse. Technically that’s not asking. And I’ve never heard that making demands was evil. I mean, he obviously deserved something, and only asserted himself to get it. You know, now that I think about it, perhaps he isn’t exactly the nicest of guys around. I retract my earlier statement, he deserves to be here.

Rengori? You know, I’m not even going to try. This thing is Site Staff, and I have no Idea who the hell they are. Why is Rengori here? Because it doesn’t talk to me. It’s to heartless to spare a minute to PM me. There, that’s I’ll I’ve got. What? You want more? Fine, Rengori punches Babies too. And then steals their candy. Happy?

Shlupquack is evil to the center of her shriveled, black heart. Why? She has taken the credit for every evil admin act without actually doing anything. She steals from the other Evils to further her own reputation, the damn attention whore. Plus, she gave me an STD once. And I haven’t even touched her. I still don’t know how she did it, but here I am, in the hospital, getting a swab stuck in unwanted places. Beware of the Shlup, BEWARE!

What can I say about Tavrobel? Well, it likes Kefka. A lot. Possibley a little too much. And has been known to switch back and forth from Hating to loving Psy. Now, I may be horribly wrong here and have this thing confused with someone else, but I think you all know the truth to this. Even if this is all wrong, then this thing is evil because it confused me. And that’s not a very nice thing to do.

From Cute furry doom to STD’s, all sorts of Evil runs rampant around these forums. Which has caused the most suffering? Which has caused the most Lasting damage? Only time will tell as we present to you the Ciddie for “Evilest Member.”

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:05 AM
Good at heart? :jess:

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:06 AM
I read this one! :love: I AM TOO EVIL. *kicks you in the nuts* See?

Looks like Bunny's got this in the bag :greenie:

Old Manus
12-02-2007, 02:07 AM
Does neocracker have anything better to do with his time than write novels for speeches?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:07 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Kawaii Ryűkishi........12
Psychotic..............11
ShlupQuack..............9
Leeza...................8
Pureghetto..............7
Jojee...................5
Rengori.................4
Loony BoB...............2
Pike....................1
RSL.....................1

Bunny for a fourth or Tav for a first?

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:08 AM
hahahaha I love that the speech said this

Don’t let his “I’m a nice guy” lines fool you. about me right after I tried one of those lines. Wasn't even a set up, either, I'd forgotten the speech said that.

EDIT: Wtf 4th? Jesus christ. :lol:

Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

Freya
12-02-2007, 02:08 AM
Hey i read that! or well skimmed i!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:09 AM
Tav is evil! But, I feel that Bunny is gonna get this one.

Bunny
12-02-2007, 02:09 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:09 AM
I'm bored of your mum stinking up my back yard!

p.s. grats

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:10 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny



Bunny..................28
Tavrobel...............17

Fourth tonight!

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:10 AM
Who is incarnation of Satan? Stay tuned!

EDIT: Never mind.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:10 AM
Congrats again, Bunny. You evil person! :(

Freya
12-02-2007, 02:11 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.

I find it funny that people think you matter.

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:11 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

Madame Adequate
12-02-2007, 02:11 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.

I find it funny that people think you matter.

I find it funny that you think he cares. :monster:

Bunny
12-02-2007, 02:11 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

I know you are but what am I?

PS I don't talk to Uggos

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:12 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

I know you are but what am I?Takes one to know one.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:12 AM
Bunny is Bitter and Evil. A bad mix. :p

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:12 AM
Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

I'm bored of you existing.

I find it funny that people think you matter.
Lekaka is defending her man! :)

Bunny
12-02-2007, 02:13 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:13 AM
Nicest Member
Last winner: Xander
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Jess
Jessweeee♪
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Leeza
Psychotic
Renmiri
Resha
Rye
Xander


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Leeza
Goldenboko: Jessweeee♪
Jessweeee♪: Leen-Leen
TyphoonThaReapa: Leeza
Jess: Jessweeee♪
Rocket Edge: Jess
theundeadhero: Leen-Leen
Bunny: Rye</td><td width="50%">Levian: Jessweeee♪
LunarWeaver: Jess
Shiny: Jess
demondude55: Xander
Sagensyg: Jojee
Psychotic: Xander
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourites: Jess / Jessweeee♪ (3/15 - 20%)

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:13 AM
lolz :D

only one guy in this ciddie and he got himself nominated. Apparantly girls are made of rice and everything nice or something.

Old Manus
12-02-2007, 02:13 AM
Needs less drama

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:13 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.:twak: :rock:

Bunny
12-02-2007, 02:14 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.:twak: :rock:

Nope, doesn't hurt me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:14 AM
We’re making a list and checking it twice. I wonder who the nicest member is. Who will win this Ciddy today?

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs? Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log! It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log! Everybody's working for the weekend! Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire. lalalala~ Walking in a winter wonderland.

Take it away AG!

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:15 AM
Oh man, calling someone uggo is so evil.

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:16 AM
lolz :D

only one guy in this ciddie and he got himself nominated. Apparantly girls are made of rice and everything nice or something.
That would be true, except Rye isn't a girl... she is beyond man.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:16 AM
That was an interesting speech. xD

Old Manus
12-02-2007, 02:16 AM
Post 1337

EDIT: OEWIHFPO0WUGJFOIPWEJT8R9FJADIUWJE8932HFSE'L;',[';

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:16 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Xander.................16
Renmiri................11
Jojee...................8
Leeza...................8
Rye.....................8
Leen-Leen...............7
Psychotic...............6
Resha...................4
RSL.....................1

Jessica wins!

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:17 AM
Go Jess! One of you :p

ps thanks for 8 votes O_O I'm nicer than Psy ^_^!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:17 AM
Not yet!

Everyone is nicer than Psy! :p

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:18 AM
Ooh, Jess, Jessweeee and Rye. :]

haha, at least you're nicer than that cow Resha, Psy.

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:18 AM
Post 1337

EDIT: OEWIHFPO0WUGJFOIPWEJT8R9FJADIUWJE8932HFSE'L;',[';

I know how you feel. :(

EDIT: Thanks to everyone who voted me Cutest. I was playing Mario Kart 64 instead of giving my (longer than I thought) speech. etc etc woo ciddies

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:19 AM
Jess, Jess and Jess?! Who'll win?! :excited:

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:20 AM
Hm, I dunno. Jess maybe?

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:20 AM
hahahahahaha Pooja I am never going to let you live this down.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:20 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Jessweeee♪



Jessweeee♪.............22
Jess...................18

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:21 AM
Grats Jesswweeeeeeee ^_^

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:23 AM
I bet Mr. Loony BoB was in two minds about which of the two Jessicas he wanted to win. 'grats to the weeeee!

Freya
12-02-2007, 02:23 AM
Congrats! Jessweeee♪!

LunarWeaver
12-02-2007, 02:23 AM
^___^ for you JessweeeMusicalNote.

KoShiatar
12-02-2007, 02:24 AM
Best Artist! *jumps around happily*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:27 AM
Time for the "Big Ten"...

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:27 AM
Congrats Jesswee!

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:29 AM
Dayum, straight onto the last ten without break? You're one tough nut, AG!

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:30 AM
<img src = "http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/bigten.png">

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:30 AM
Gasp!

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:30 AM
W! wisconsin wisconsin ^_^

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:31 AM
Best Newbie
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: demondude55

The Nominees
demondude55
Hazzard
James Leopold
Mkusanagi
Mr Cactuar
Tallulah
The Ceej


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: demondude55
Goldenboko: The Ceej
Jessweeee♪: demondude55
TyphoonThaReapa: demondude55
Jess: demondude55
Rocket Edge: demondude55
theundeadhero: demondude55
Bunny: demondude55</td><td width="50%">Levian: The Ceej
LunarWeaver: The Ceej
Shiny: demondude55
demondude55: demondude55
Sagensyg: demondude55
Psychotic: demondude55
edczxcvbnm: demondude55</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: demondude55 (12/15 - 80%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: The Ceej (3/15 - 20%)

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:33 AM
Go Newbies!

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:33 AM
dd55 ftw or gtfo

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:34 AM
Eh-up lad, I see ya be new around these 'ere parts, but alas not all ye Nubs make the cut, for ya see my fellow Americarno's, it's time we came about the Best Newbie Ciddie. First up we have Raistlin, he may have only been born yesterday, but his post counts higher then JoJo on crack. Did you know JoJo is a crack addict who constantly flashes her panties to get votes for Ciddies she doesn't deserve? That's right folks, JoJo and Raistlin are one and the same. However up next is a newbie that's made a name for himself in the 3 short days before the Ciddies Nominations, that's right folks, it's the ever cuddly RSL! RSL was born in switziland in the 1950's and has been a member of a travelling donkey rearing farm for approximatly eight years. Still RSL doesn't beat Yams, defined as a Cynical Potatoe from the depths of Russia, Yams has been known to sport tattoes of Cats. Still that doesn't beat the newest Noob of them all, Loony BoB whose obession with Chocobo's leads us all running in fear.

And so my friend's, realitives and that crazy man with the one eye, it's time we spun that wheel of fortune and find out who our luck winner is tonight, over to you Award guy!

And here is my second speech

Noobs.

I was once asked by a little boy where noobs come from… It wasn’t until I was half way done explaining about the sex process in great, vivid detail that I realized he said noobs and not babys.

This made me ponder… where do noobs come from? Are they different from newbies? And what creates their noobness? I started to look over calculus equations by studying noob patterns… here is the information I had compiled.









The walls around you are closing in, the ceiling is coming down, and the flowing so going up. Killer ants are gnawing at you.

What do you do? Who do you call for? How hard to you cry? How long did it take you to answer these questions?



if you don't respond to this final question you are a noob. Are you a noob?

I am a noob.
Please answer the other questions as well.

I curl up in a ball call for mummy and cry so hard I kill the ants.
Interesting...
Hmm yes. Now you must guess why I am asking you these questions.

Do you looooooooove me?
No wrong, I'm doing the Best Newbie ciddie speech, and now that is going to be in it, I've been screwing with your head this entire time! :jess: Any last remarks?

Demondude55 thinks harle-quin is a penis face.

As you can see demondude55 = bad grammar, and self-loving…
Therefore does self-loving+ bad grammar=noob?
My search continued…






In exactly 30 words tell me which is better ;) or :D and why.
Whiskey is the king among hard liquor. It is smoother than tequila and it gets you drunk faster than a bottle of wine. Nothing better than Jim Beam. Winks rock.
And how does that make you feel?
Intimidated and Maniacally happy.
How about you?
Now that I have the response to my Newbie Questions for the Newbie Ciddie Speech very good!

Thats right your answers are going to be used in some way shape or form in my Speech, I've just been playing with your head! Any Last remarks? :tongue:

There once was a princess caught in a bush so she ripped her dress off and became a stripper instead?
MKusanagi’s response where just… strange so…
Does strange=noob?

When asking The Ceej questions he replied by punching me in the nuts. The move of a dick. Therefore does dick=noob?
The answer was not yet fulfilled.





Are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude or a Psychotic?
Waaah?
On a scale from one to ten are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude? Or a Psychotic?

Despite having no idea what you're talking about, an awesome.

So if Mr Cactuar= awesome
Does noob=awesome? I sure hoped not.

I also sent PMs to Tallulah, Hazzard, and James Leopold and received no answer. We can only assume they are too stupid to use the PM service. Does that mean stupid=noob?

After reviewing the facts for several weeks, days, okay hours, FINE minutes…
Alright a few seconds…

I found that Noob=Awesome divided by bad grammar minus parentheses the square root of self loving minus dickness end parentheses plus stupid…
Or
N=A/bg-(S-L2-D)+S!

And that is how I solved the meaning of noob.

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:36 AM
Need a catalyst? Why wait? Grab a spammer.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:36 AM
:excited:!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:38 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Hazzard................13
James Leopold..........10
MKusanagi..............10
Tallulah................9
Mr Cactuar..............7
RSL.....................1

demondude55 and The Ceej, both having already won tonight, move in for another...

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:38 AM
My favorite thing about newbies are their chubby juicy ankles.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:38 AM
Ceejie or dd55? :excited:

cloud21zidane16
12-02-2007, 02:38 AM
tough one;)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:39 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
demondude55



demondude55............37
The Ceej...............15

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:39 AM
Congrats demondude! :excited:

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:41 AM
There you go, Devil Man! Ciddies for you after all!

cloud21zidane16
12-02-2007, 02:41 AM
Congrats to demondude:up:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:41 AM
Best Regular
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Araciel and Bunny

The Nominees
Araciel
Avarice-ness
Bunny
Cookie
JKTrix
No. 78
oddler
ReloadPsi
TyphoonThaReapa
Vincent, Thunder God


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Avarice-ness
Goldenboko: Avarice-ness
Jessweeee♪: Avarice-ness
TyphoonThaReapa: Bunny
Jess: Bunny
Rocket Edge: Bunny
theundeadhero: ReloadPsi
Bunny: Bunny</td><td width="50%">Levian: Araciel
LunarWeaver: Bunny
Shiny: Bunny
demondude55: Bunny
Sagensyg: Bunny
Psychotic: Bunny
edczxcvbnm: Avarice-ness</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (9/15 - 60%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Avarice-ness (4/15 - 27%)

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:41 AM
What does 55 stand for anyway? IQ? :laugh:

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:42 AM
Oh Devil Man. <3

And Yay regulars! :excited:

Zeldy
12-02-2007, 02:42 AM
Go Cooookie ^_^

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:42 AM
Best Regular is a funny Ciddie. You've been at EoFF for quite some time, and you're established. But you don't know who the hell HOOTERS is, and you don't remember the Del Murder-Xander-Yameneko triple knighting.

Araciel - Stop changing your bloody name, man. Award Guy hates it when you do that! Canada's finest, was last seen in the vicinity of Chemical.

Avarice-ness - The self-proclaimed Mayor of ZoZo (and would you dare stand against her in an election?!) has already won one Ciddie tonight. But will she triumph again?

Bunny - Oh man, this guy. THIS GUY. Jesus christ. What the hell is with Bunny? I mean...no. I...what. Seriously. Man. SERIOUSLY GUYS.

Cookie - I only started noticing this guy over the past six months, and I've really taken a shine to him. I think Cookie has a bright future ahead of him.

JKTrix - He won Hardcore Gamer earlier tonight, and I think he's a chat regular. His avatar, though. Man. That thing is creepy.

No. 78 - I nominated this guy. I like his style. He's just funny. That's all I need to say.

oddler - HERO SPIRITS HERO SPIRITS HERO SPIRITS. oddler why the fuck are you reading this, bro? You gotta be HEROING THE SPIRITS. I fucking love oddler. He's a very good friend of mine.

ReloadPsi - Claims to be my Doppelganger and is not far wrong. We look nothing alike but that's irrelevant. This man likes all the things I like, and will happily quote them to me. Homestar Runner (yeah guys it's still good), GoldenEye, Pokemon Snap. This guy...this guy is probably my soulmate.

TyphoonThaReapa - A'yo Typhoon son!! This is gettin tense!! If you lose this Cizzle, brah we gon' do some drive-bys!! A'yo gon' cap that oddler foo' son!!

Vincent, Thunder God - Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution's here.

So let's find out who won. I bet it's not me! But is it YOU?

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:43 AM
oddler!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:44 AM
Go people!

Bunny
12-02-2007, 02:44 AM
Why do you hate me, Psy?

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:44 AM
Man I forgot to save my newer version of the speech in my text file. It had the intro a bit longer at the end so that's why it seems cut-off but there we go. :D

EDIT: I hate you because you remind me of me. I HATE MYSELF! I HATE EVERYTHING I'VE COME TO BE! And you're gay.

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:44 AM
Go... everyone... *falls over* I'm too hungry to pay attention anymore, must order food.

Haven't eaten all day because I have no food and it's too cold to go shopping :(

Anyway gogo, *dies*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:45 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Araciel................11
oddler.................11
JKTrix..................8
TyphoonThaReapa.........8
Vincent, Thunder God....7
ReloadPsi...............6
Cookie..................4
No. 78..................3
RSL.....................1

Avarice-ness is going for her second tonight... Bunny is going for <s>her</s> his fifth!

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:45 AM
Things are moving fast!

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:45 AM
Is that why you hate me too, Psy?

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:46 AM
Go Bunny and Ava! :D

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:47 AM
Is that why you hate me too, Psy?I only hate you because of the smell. Seriously if you took a bath every once in a while, I'm pretty sure you and I could be good friends.

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:47 AM
Joy I told you to order food like 2 hours ago! >:O

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:47 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Avarice-ness



Avarice-ness...........28
Bunny..................20

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
Yay! Congrats Ava! :excited:

XxSephirothxX
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
Hooray for (a little) variety!

Levian
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
Yay, Avarice. Avareeeeeeeez

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
Will you order chinese food, Joy?

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
Zozo > Jidoor

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:49 AM
A nice whopping big "Best Newbie" speech was recently discovered and edited in beneath Baloki's speech, check it out!

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Best Vet'ran time!

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:50 AM
A long time ago I used to design web pages while listening to the Zozo theme :)

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:50 AM
wtf Boko never PMed that thing to me.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Best Veteran
Last winner: Cz
Nomination Leader: Heath, Pureghetto and Rengori

The Nominees
Bert
Breine
Captain Maxx Power
Crossblades
Denmark
edczxcvbnm
Heath
Lekana
Old Manus
Pureghetto
Rengori
Sergeant Hartman


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Lekana
Goldenboko: Old Manus
Jessweeee♪: edczxcvbnm
TyphoonThaReapa: Pureghetto
Jess: Lekana
Rocket Edge: edczxcvbnm
theundeadhero: Bert
Bunny: Old Manus</td><td width="50%">Levian: edczxcvbnm
LunarWeaver: Pureghetto
Shiny: edczxcvbnm
demondude55: Old Manus
Sagensyg: edczxcvbnm
Psychotic: edczxcvbnm
edczxcvbnm: edczxcvbnm</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: edczxcvbnm (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Old Manus (3/15 - 20%)

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:51 AM
Ah, good ol' Best Veteran. I'm a former winner of this, y'know. (And you should know, because if you don't I am going to go on and on about it to you.) Five months after winning it, I became a Cid's Knight. Is that what awaits the next winner of this award? Oh god I hope not!

Bert - Christ, how long has Bert been at EoFF? Far too long! Nearly got himself banned once, but now seems to have found a niche as that loveable teddy bear. I love Bert's posts.

Breine - Breine the Dane. It rhymes! Breine is perhaps best known for his dashing good looks, but I like to remember the times we fought for glory in the elections together.

Captain Maxx Power - Now, Mr. Power, you die! Maxx is another guy who has been at ol' Eyes on for a very long time. I think he likes this place, and its inhabitants, although you'd never catch him admitting it. ;)

Crossblades - Some of you might not know Crossblades. I assure you, I do. He's a god in the FF forums. Absolute God. Now, I know we all like to joke that FF is not what EoFF is about...well, it is. Without it, we wouldn't be here. Crossblades, you keep fighting the good fight.

Denmark - Den comes and goes with the tides, drifting in and out of EoFF. I am always happy when the tide is in, and it most definitely has been in over the past few months. I swear, man, Den for RM will be the first thing I do when I buy this place.

edczxcvbnm - When I first joined EoFF, and was an FF forum kind of guy, I had heard tell of this guy who had "random letters" as his name. A troll who was universally hated. I have no idea who the hell told me that, but fuck you. ed just wants to have fun! :skull::skull::skull::skull:!

Heath - Ah, old Kuja. He hadn't been seen much at ol' EoFF for some time - he prefers smaller forums - but I think the lure of the fabulous football thread and its absolutely cracking atmosphere got him back in the fold.

Lekana - Kaycee is a fun-loving free spirit who really gets this place. She's always participating in every action, be it mafia, elections, or Ciddies, and she is an asset to the forum. ALSO I WANNA SEE HER ASSETS TO THE FORUM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Old Manus - At the time of writing, had yet to win a Ciddie this time around. It happens, man, it happens. I hope you do win one before the night is through 'cause you deserve it. Manus gives the impression of being a random 4chan spammer, but sometimes he'll make a fucking brilliant and incisive post that hits the nail right on the head.

Pureghetto - Jesus fucking christ, man. What the hell was that Some Secret Place thing all about?

Rengori - Ah, Lucy. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. You're not the adorable little RPG World fan you used to be, are you? *sigh* They grow up so fast. :weep: He's now a trash-talking punk...with a kickin' 'fro!

Sergeant Hartman - I just had to write about this guy for Best bloody Member. Yeah I know you haven't seen that yet but that's not my problem. Okay, hatman, I'll talk about your love for hats because I didn't do that in Best Member. His name is Matt. He likes the hat.

AG. Hit me. HIT ME WITH YOUR LOVE.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:51 AM
:excited:

Jojee
12-02-2007, 02:52 AM
I ordered mashed potatoes and spinach and cornbread muffins :jess: And I showered <i>last</i> month! Grats and stuff to whoever is winning foodfoodfood.

Old Manus
12-02-2007, 02:53 AM
You bring a tear to my collective eye, Psy.

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:53 AM
Den for RM is still in my dreams. Every gosh darn night.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:54 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Old Manus..............13
Denmark................10
edczxcvbnm.............10
Bert....................9
Rengori.................7
Heath...................6
Sergeant Hartman........5
Breine..................4
Crossblades.............4
Lekana..................4
RSL.....................1

Captain Maxx Power vs. Pureghetto

FIGHT!

Goldenboko
12-02-2007, 02:55 AM
The reason you guys didn't think I sent mine is because I forgot I had to send them to you so I sent them to AG.

My last speech was win. Face it.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:55 AM
Go Maxx and PG! :D

Old Manus
12-02-2007, 02:56 AM
Oh, screw you internet. I'll be back bigger and better next Ciddies.

I want Maxx to win because I flipped a coin (an e-coin).

Denmark
12-02-2007, 02:56 AM
Oh man, I'm in good company with this award and I have no complaints about losing to these fine men. wtg guys. :)

smittenkitten
12-02-2007, 02:57 AM
Oh the excitement. :D

(Sorry I missed so much)

Shiny
12-02-2007, 02:57 AM
Psh! *Roots for Kunta Kinte*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 02:57 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Captain Maxx Power



Captain Maxx Power.....18
Pureghetto.............14

Shauna
12-02-2007, 02:57 AM
:hyper:

Congrats Maxx! :D

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 02:59 AM
What was that Maxx said about sticking around in order to complain when he loses? Deary me.

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 02:59 AM
I was hoping you would win, kinda.

smittenkitten
12-02-2007, 02:59 AM
Well done Maxx Powa! :mog:

cloud21zidane16
12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Congrats Captain Maxx:D

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
He can't complain much. :p What will he complain about now? Winning? :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Last winner: theundeadhero
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Agent Proto
Ashi
Big D
Chemical
Del Snizz
DK
Endless
Giga Guess
Jojee
kikimm
Meat Puppet
Raistlin
Rinoabella
Samuraid
Xander


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: kikimm
Goldenboko: Samuraid
Jessweeee♪: Jojee
TyphoonThaReapa: Jojee
Jess: DK
Rocket Edge: DK
theundeadhero: Jojee
Bunny: DK</td><td width="50%">Levian: Jojee
LunarWeaver: DK
Shiny: Jojee
demondude55: Giga Guess
Sagensyg: Jojee
Psychotic: DK
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jojee (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: DK (5/15 - 33%)

LunarWeaver
12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Yay Maxx won! I have a love-love relationship with Maxx. And he has a who-are-you relationship with me. He's like the ultra winner in the end. /kinda late

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:01 AM
Go you former and recognized people ;)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:01 AM
EoFF is serious business. Everyone does not always realize this simple statement but, be assured, this is an undeniable truth. What does it take to rise above the masses and be anointed by the High Church of Cid?

Dedication. A highly valuable member of a site will always show commitment to their home. A truly worthy soldier on the battlefield of the internet will march with the banner of their homeland waving proudly no matter what conditions are faced. Allegiances will always be shown by those who are truly devoted.

Intelligence. To greatly serve this fine community, a member undoubtedly possesses savvy as well as great wit. Not only does importance call for intellect, it also depends heavily on experience. This wisdom accumulated over time forms the basis of lasting friendships and welcomes new beginnings.

Poise. In the limelight, the mighty are viewed nearly constantly. With their unyielding charisma, they are often looked upon as role models. A sense of discernment, practically put, oozes from them. The crowds wait anxiously for the next precursor of a well-developed, well-informed post.

If you’ve made it this far listening to droning about model qualities without puking, then kudos. All poetic blah out of the way, all of the members up for this award have obviously done amazing things here for EoFF. Even if they’re no longer around consistently, we still recognize them for being the outstanding members they are. A round of applause, please, for all of the Recognized Members and Former Staff, who even without this award are winners.

The Best Recognized Member or Former Staff Ciddie goes to…

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:01 AM
This is a fun ciddie to win.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:02 AM
Serious Business. yes.

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:02 AM
Go Jojee! or kikimm

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:03 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Agent Proto ...........12
Big D .................12
Chemical ...............9
Meat Puppet ............9
Giga Guess .............7
Samuraid ...............5
Ashi ...................3
Xander .................3
Endless ................2
kikimm .................2
Raistlin ...............2
Del Snizz ..............1
RSL.....................1
Rinoabella .............0

Proto was in the lead for a long time but votes slowed for him near the end, when DK and Jojee passed him by at a pretty fast pace.

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:04 AM
ooh, Jojee & DK. win win situation.

smittenkitten
12-02-2007, 03:04 AM
Oh my gosh DK and Jojo! :eek:

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:04 AM
Go Dan and Jojo!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:04 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Jojee



Jojee .................21
DK ....................15

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 03:05 AM
Congratulations horrible girl. I don't like you though! Not one bit!

smittenkitten
12-02-2007, 03:05 AM
Congratulations Jojo my monkey! :monkey:

Denmark
12-02-2007, 03:05 AM
happy happy Joy, joy.

Freya
12-02-2007, 03:06 AM
OMG GRATS JOY MY .... friend :shifty:

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:06 AM
Congrats Jojo! :D

Jojee
12-02-2007, 03:06 AM
Aww thank you I love you guys :love: Do I get food yet? ;-;

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:06 AM
Best Site Staff
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Renmiri
Spatvark


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Renmiri
Goldenboko: Flying Mullet
Jessweeee♪: Flying Mullet
TyphoonThaReapa: Flying Mullet
Jess: Flying Mullet
Rocket Edge: Flying Mullet
theundeadhero: Flying Mullet
Bunny: Flying Mullet</td><td width="50%">Levian: Flying Mullet
LunarWeaver: Flying Mullet
Shiny: Flying Mullet
demondude55: Renmiri
Sagensyg: Flying Mullet
Psychotic: Renmiri
edczxcvbnm: Spatvark</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (11/15 - 73%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Renmiri (3/15 - 20%)

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:06 AM
No.

Yay Site Staffers~

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:07 AM
Oh the Joy!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:07 AM
Believe me when I say Ladies, Gentlemen and Chocobos, that I was as suprised as you to learn that we actually have a front site. Yes, it's true! The internets do not lie. I was also doubly surprised to learn that this phenomena is not a natural one, and is actually supported by certain members of these forums. Having been told who these individuals were their custom ranks finally made sense (I had assumed over the years that they were simply part of a foreman team for a building site). And so it is that in order to appease these unique individuals that we decided which among them is most worthy of our praise and a small metaphorical trophy with our illustrious ex-leader's head placed squarely on top. Let us see what mythical beasts are up for this accolade.

eternalshiva, by definition, is an oxymoronic name. After all Shiva is a Hindu God, and thusly eternal by default. Nevertheless that hasn't stopped this young lady from contributing plenty to our front page. Whether it's the whole shebang or some simple pics, eternalshiva gets the job done. Though perhaps not as noticeable or commanding a prescence as some of our other members, those who know her enjoy her company at the same level as a big pile of warm buttery toast, or even luke-warm buttery crumpets. Who's to say what's real in the big wide world of breakast similies? When not tirelessly churning out content she can be found trampling around Vana'diel, and is even awesome enough to have levelled a Red Mage to 75. If that isn't reason enough to give her a ciddie I don't know what is.

Flying Mullet conjures up for many of us two images; either an 80's hairdo soaring gleefully in the air or dirty mind things that Jebus frowns upon (you there, stop that!). His claims to being 110% awesomesauce may be mathematically unsound but they're certainly not based in untruthiness. With a love of Final Fantasy 6 that borders on the stalkerish, his depth of knowledge of all things pixel-based knows some limits, but those limits are pretty darned big. He's also the creator of a rather obscure Javascript game where you too can live out your dreams and violently murder most of the members of the forums. Such is the great work this man has performed. If you feel like bothering him when he wins/when he loses, you can sometimes poke, slap, tickle and fondle him (if you're so inclined) in the chat room to yours or his hearts content.

Renmiri's username is difficult to make a joke for. The best I could think of was it being the Russian name for Ren and Stimpy. Anyways, The Renmulator is the youngest of the Site Staff in terms of join date, but her contribution in that short time is nothing to be sniffed at. Her main interest is in the world of Spira, with numerous articles and pages spread evenly across the internet like so much jam. Not only that but she's a well-known celebrity (if that's a good thing round these parts) on the forums, with her posting style reminiscent of an excited kitten with a pink bow wrapped in Christmas lights. She also spends an inordinately large amount of time in the Final Fantasy 12 forums, which probably mean's she's slightly crazy since no one likes Final Fantasy 12. Honestly, it's true, the hell you looking at me like that for?

Spatvark, with a name that sounds like some obscure Australian creature that gobs in ant-hills, is our last contender. As old as the hills and with a snazzy green title to prove it, Spatty is perhaps the least seen member of the Site Staff. But this just adds to his mystery, and is a mere ruse to cover over his intrepid work. There are many projects that Varkness has been involved with or even started, but with his hand in so many pies like some kind of rampant pastry thief it's difficult to discern just what is his and what isn't. Still, his continued endeavours are a welcome addition to our community. While his generally sour and negative outlook on life and even EoFF itself may rub some up the wrong way, he still commands respect amongst many of the older members, especially those involved behind-the-scenes.

So, it is with a palpable sense of semi-excitedness that I hand you over to the results of this four horse race. Not that the Site Staff are equidaeous per say, but I have seen them running around in circles on the dirt track out the back. Honestly, it's true, the hell you looking at me like that for?

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:08 AM
:excited:

Rase
12-02-2007, 03:09 AM
A big and sincere congrats to all of you folks who have won, except for whoever beat me for Best Sig. :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:10 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Spatvark...............18
eternalshiva...........15
RSL.....................1

Even with only four nominees listed, to get 29 and 39 votes is a nice achievement. As to which of Flying Mullet and Renmiri got the 39, well, let's see...

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:10 AM
Go Renmiri and Mulley! :excited:

Shiny
12-02-2007, 03:12 AM
Hm, something is telling me it's Ren.

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:12 AM
Who knows! :p

Jojee
12-02-2007, 03:12 AM
I voted for one of them but I forgot which. :o I hope Ren wins though, because my poor predictions ego could use a boost. :p

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:12 AM
Don't underestimate Flying Mullet.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:13 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Flying Mullet



Flying Mullet..........39
Renmiri................29

Shiny
12-02-2007, 03:13 AM
Yay prediction!

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:14 AM
Congrats Mullet! :hyper:

Jojee
12-02-2007, 03:15 AM
Grats Mulley~ ^_^

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:15 AM
The Highwind Award for Site Staff

Okay, I never got a speech sorted for the Highwinds. My bad. I tried, but the slackers in Site Staff are, well, slackers. So none of us wanted to do it. Let's just say that Azar is totally kickass at kicking ass until things start moving. If there's one guy I can rely on when it comes to keeping Site Staff organised and flowing, it's him. He's quality all over and I hope he never, ever steps down from that posi<b></b>tion. I'm sure it will eventually happen but we'll miss him when it does. Great bloke, great Senior Site Staff. G'job, mate.


And the Highwind goes to...
Azar

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Congrats Azar! :D

smittenkitten
12-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Congratulations Azar! :D

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Maybe you're better at Site Staff than you are at Halo you big nub. :kiss:

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Congratulations Azar! :D

Freya
12-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Congrats Azar!

cloud21zidane16
12-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Congrats:)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Azar
Behold the Void
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
KoShiatar
Levian
Miriel
Necronopticous
Psychotic
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: theundeadhero
Goldenboko: Psychotic
Jessweeee♪: Levian
TyphoonThaReapa: theundeadhero
Jess: Levian
Rocket Edge: Psychotic
theundeadhero: Psychotic
Bunny: Behold the Void</td><td width="50%">Levian: KoShiatar
LunarWeaver: Psychotic
Shiny: Psychotic
demondude55: Psychotic
Sagensyg: Psychotic
Psychotic: Levian
edczxcvbnm: Behold the Void</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Levian (3/15 - 20%)

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Go you Cid's Knights! :D

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:19 AM
I'm gonna get creamed like corn!

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:19 AM
Screw the knights!

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 03:19 AM
Come on hero, you need this one! You'll be admin by June!

Denmark
12-02-2007, 03:20 AM
Azar for Best CK plz :D?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:21 AM
What does it take to be a Cid's Knight? Certainly, as one might know, to even be considered for Knighthood, there must be a record of service or responsibility for the good of the community. Sadly, this is the internet, a fragile connection of tubes that connect from everywhere to nowhere, sending information faster than... something real fast.

To that end, one must find himself to be a respectable person, knowledgeable, and of impeccable judgment to find the things that are wrong, and put them back into the right. Activity is essential to the one who in power. Perhaps at one time, a bastion of like-minded people that have taken upon themselves, and accepted a posi<b></b>tion that requires notice.

This is what's left. Now, it is the opportunity of the community to reflect, and to decide for themselves, who has done the best job amongst all (or in this case, simply done their jobs). Who did you decide on, EoFF?

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:23 AM
:excited:!

XxSephirothxX
12-02-2007, 03:23 AM
Maybe you're better at Site Staff than you are at Halo you big nub. :kiss:
Okay Mr. Less-than-even-kill-death-ratio. ;) I like that I can still be considered for the Highwind now that I'm not in the SS category. Good job though Mullet, you earned it. Your additions to EON have been top notch. <3

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:23 AM
Those who didn't make it...
rubah..................11
Behold the Void.........9
theundeadhero...........8
fire_of_avalon..........7
Zeromus_X...............6
Azar....................5
Miriel..................5
KoShiatar...............4
Necronopticous..........4
eestlinc................1
Hsu.....................1
RSL.....................1

Le(a)v(er) vs. Psy(chotic -- wait) go go go

Jess
12-02-2007, 03:23 AM
Congrats to all of the winners thus far! My predictions weren't as awful as I thought they'd be.

Pleased with the Cutest and Sexiest female going to Danielle. You had my vote (for sexiest, anyway!) :kiss:

No Ciddies for me this time round, there's Best Female to go but I'm defeated already. :jess:

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:24 AM
old buddy old pal

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:24 AM
Go Lev and Psy! :D

Jess
12-02-2007, 03:25 AM
Levian isn't even a CK! :kiss:

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 03:25 AM
Hey what's going on! How is Levian allowed to compete against me?! He's not even a Cid's Knight! I call foul play!

At least I'm the best current Cid's Knight. :laugh:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:25 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic



Psychotic..............23
Levian.................18

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:25 AM
Yeah. Poor ol' Lev.

Congrats Psy! :D

Denmark
12-02-2007, 03:26 AM
Lev should've waited until about 10 minutes from now to quit CK life. Right now he's ineligible :(

EDIT: and he lost anyway. :(:( <3psy

Freya
12-02-2007, 03:26 AM
Grats Paul!

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:26 AM
No need to worry, you've won anyway.

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:26 AM
Always a horse's head in front of me! grats :cool:

Psychotic
12-02-2007, 03:27 AM
Oh jesus christ way to make me feel like the god damned grinch who stole Christmas. On his last Ciddies as a Cid's Knight!

Hey Lev, 2-1. Now kick my ass in Best Male and Best Member. :kiss:

Thank you Eyes on FF. I try.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:27 AM
Best Administrator
Last winner: Leeza
Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Cid
crono_logical
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
MichaelC
Roogle
ShlupQuack
WarrenW
Yamaneko


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Loony BoB
Goldenboko: Cid
Jessweeee♪: Loony BoB
TyphoonThaReapa: Del Murder
Jess: Loony BoB
Rocket Edge: Loony BoB
theundeadhero: Leeza
Bunny: Loony BoB</td><td width="50%">Levian: Loony BoB
LunarWeaver: Loony BoB
Shiny: Loony BoB
demondude55: MichaelC
Sagensyg: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Leeza
edczxcvbnm: Kawaii Ryűkishi
</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Loony BoB (9/15 - 60%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza (2/15 - 13%)

DK
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
The Man would have been a better Cid's Knight than Psychotic will ever be

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Go Admins! :excited:

theundeadhero
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
I wonder if the CK Highwind award will be between the best CK and best Admin winner?

XxSephirothxX
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Way to go Psy. If you'd let Levian win, maybe we could've guilted him into ignoring everything important in life just to come back. :mad2:

cloud21zidane16
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Congrats Psychotic:D

Shiny
12-02-2007, 03:28 AM
Congratulations, Paulotic! :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:29 AM
The Administrator not just a leader, but the representative and one that amanage the entirety of the system. With an Administrator, things might simply devolve into a chaotic, anarchic, and pointless system, embedded in the cold, frostbitten corners of the world.

There could be several ways to become an Administrator. There is the original team of makers, who have stayed steady for the past eight years, or perhaps, a Cid's Knight who has gone beyond what is necessary, and advanced through consistency and dedication. Sometimes, there's just a practical approach, as those who manage the hardware and the software simply need access to everything; because, you can't fix anything if you don't know the whole story.

It certainly would not be nepotism to keep those around who have not done their duty. Of course not. But now, it is the community's turn to tell us, just who lead best. Until six months later, you blood-sucking fleas.

Levian
12-02-2007, 03:29 AM
This one belongs to BoBBo :D

Denmark
12-02-2007, 03:30 AM
WarrenW perhaps?

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:31 AM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:31 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Del Murder..............9
Roogle..................7
Cid.....................6
ShlupQuack..............6
Yamaneko................6
Kawaii Ryűkishi.........5
WarrenW.................4
crono_logical...........3
RSL.....................1
MichaelC................0

Leeza and Loony, both previous winners, go head to head for this one.

Valiant
12-02-2007, 03:32 AM
Go Daniel! :jess:

edit: Dammit, Loz. :mad2:

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:32 AM
Go Leeza! Go BoB! :D

Jojee
12-02-2007, 03:32 AM
Congrats and go all! I'm back! (I've been away stuffing my face ^_^)

Jess
12-02-2007, 03:32 AM
Go Daniel, again. :jess:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:32 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Loony BoB



Loony BoB..............39
Leeza..................18

Second tonight for BoBBo.

Jess
12-02-2007, 03:33 AM
EEEEEE. Yay Daniel. :jess:

Shauna
12-02-2007, 03:33 AM
Congrats Daniel! :excited:

Denmark
12-02-2007, 03:33 AM
aww, no newbie admin win this time. :\

EDIT: Congrats Loony RoBert :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-02-2007, 03:33 AM
The Highwind Award for Forums Staff

BoB is a git.


And the Highwind goes to...
Loony BoB