Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

[Freya]

Nice Job BoB!

[theundeadhero]

Congrats and go all! I'm back! (I've been away stuffing my face ^_^)Did you mix corn in your potatos like a good American?

[Levian]

woah overkill

oh! congrats on the highwind too!

[Psychotic]

congrats Looney Bob.

EDIT: And again.

And hey this time it's YOUR turn to feel guilty for robbing the Norwegian.

[smittenkitten]

Well done Paul you nutter of a CK! My darling BawBsy you deserve it. :kiss:

[DK]

Daniel Towns, overrated hack.

Dire.

[Aerith's Knight]

congrats bob..

ps. yaay i have my new name

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Female
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
41-Inches-Wide
fire_of_avalon
Jess
Jessweeee♪
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Rye
Goldenboko: Jojee
Jessweeee♪: smittenkitten
TyphoonThaReapa: Rye
Jess: Rye
Rocket Edge: Jojee
theundeadhero: Jojee
Bunny: Rye</td><td width="50%">Levian: Jess
LunarWeaver: Jojee
Shiny: Rye
demondude55: Jojee
Sagensyg: Jojee
Psychotic: Rye
edczxcvbnm: Jojee</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jojee (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (6/15 - 40%)

[XxSephirothxX]

BoB may be a git, but he's got his hands in practically everything. And I think that's a good thing. :smash:

[Rase]

Nice Joob BooB!

[Shauna]

Congrats, Congrats! :D

[Jess]

Daniel Towns, overrated hack.

Dire.
Quiet, wench. :kiss:

[Jess]

Well done Paul you nutter of a CK! My darling BawBsy you deserve it. :kiss:
I'll kiss YOU, you sexy cute woman. :jess:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Female Ciddie
As you all should know, the Internet itself doesn't really have any females. But these big, hairy, burly men have stepped above and beyond in impersonating these fabled mythical creatures.
The nominees.

41-Inches-Wide- And 66 Inches of semi-feminine power.

fire_of_avalon- Contradictory to the ‘fire’ in the username, foa would never flame you. Or would she?

Jess- Everybody knows you can get more votes when you wear the latest purple miniskirt. A trendsetter from history’s torn pages indeed.

Jessweeee?- This little bundle of joy could brighten your day up anytime! Even when you get multiple consecutive groundings! :bigsmile:

Jojee- Don’t let the soft mushy core and odd sequences of cApItaliZAtiOn fool you, this member is actually a monkey in disguise. Next thing you know we’ll be nominating kittens! :rolleyes2

Leen-Leen- Nobody thought it could happen but it did. Someone emerged from the abyss too nice. Bum Bum Buuummm.

Rye- This one carries a particular interest in ham sammiches. Shoutouts to all you New Yorker foodies. :jokey:

ShlupQuack- If you like your daily routine of shlupping and your annual dose of quacking, then we’ve got your guy right here. Right here.

smittenkitten- It seems I have spoken too soon. :| But this brings up the question of how a love-struck feline got a nomination for Best Female. Maybe if it was a girl cat? Whatever strikes your fancy. ROWR

[theundeadhero]

No matter who wins Jojee is my favorite forum girl.

[smittenkitten]

Well done Paul you nutter of a CK! My darling BawBsy you deserve it. :kiss:
I'll kiss YOU, you sexy cute woman. :jess:

Wait until we get drunk Jess. ;)

[Psychotic]

Well done Paul you nutter of a CK! My darling BawBsy you deserve it. :kiss:
I'll kiss YOU, you sexy cute woman. :jess:Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. Somebody get a camera. Quickly.

[Jojee]

I would if I had any corn, Mattmatt. Grats Bawb xD

Why do people keep predicting me? Didn't that fail the last few times? xD smittenkitten will probably surprise us by taking this Ciddie :p

Aww Matt <3 You're my fav.. wait, second favorite person in my pants! Wait, 3rd. ...Wait. You're awesome!

[Denmark]

Well done Paul you nutter of a CK! My darling BawBsy you deserve it. :kiss:
I'll kiss YOU, you sexy cute woman. :jess:

Wait until we get drunk Jess. ;)

in before pix plz.

EDIT: I guess technically not. darn you Psy. darn you to heck. (share the pix)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Jessweeee♪.............12
Jess...................10
fire_of_avalon..........9
ShlupQuack..............9
Leen-Leen...............6
smittenkitten...........6
RSL.....................1

Threesome of ladies make the final stage. Jojee, Rye and the member formerly known as Aicha.

Also, BoB says (regarding Jess and smitten): Invite only. 8-) I have a get-in clause. :D

[Jess]

Anybody who isn't there in August will miss out big time.

[Shauna]

:excited:

[Jojee]

Threesome of ladies make the final stage. Jojee, Rye and the member formerly known as Aicha. Threesome? :o Bring it~~

:jokey:

[Freya]

Go joy! *cheers!*

[Jess]

Oh my god, I didn't win anything I'M LEAVING FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Psychotic]

the member formerly known as AichaIt's quicker to just type 41-inches-wide.

Seriously though, and I suppose Best Female is a perfect time to raise this, what the heck is with the current wave of lesbianism sweeping the forums? I'm not complaining or anything. I just want to shake the hand of the man who tampered with the water supply.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rye



Rye....................21
41-Inches-Wide.........16
Jojee..................16

[smittenkitten]

Anybody who isn't there in August will miss out big time.
Rawr~




Threesome of ladies make the final stage. Jojee, Rye and the member formerly known as Aicha. Threesome? :o Bring it~~

:jokey:
Sounds Saucy! :jokey:

[DK]

Seriously though, and I suppose Best Female is a perfect time to raise this, what the heck is with the current wave of lesbianism sweeping the forums? I'm not complaining or anything. I just want to shake the hand of the man who tampered with the water supply.

you're still single, it's the most convenient excuse

[LunarWeaver]

Further proof that Psychotic is a homophobe.

Edit: Wow by the time I typed this it was 10 centuries too late. Congrats Rye!

[Jojee]

Grats Rye! We can still have that threesome right? ;)

[Shiny]

Jess was robbed of this Ciddie.

[Shauna]

Goodbye, Jess :jess:

And congrats Rye! :D

[Psychotic]

There you go, Jessica Ryebread. You made it. :greenie:

[Jess]

I'll miss you all. I'm going to live with Candle Jack.

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations to Rye.

Don't go Jessy bear! :(

[Shauna]

You and Candlejack will be happy! And I... WILL BE FREE! :jess:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Male
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Bert
Del Murder
DK
I Took the Red Pill
I'm my own MILF
Levian
Loony BoB
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rengori
SeeDRankLou
Sergeant Hartman
Vincent, Thunder God


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Psychotic
Goldenboko: Psychotic
Jessweeee♪: Psychotic
TyphoonThaReapa: Old Manus
Jess: Psychotic
Rocket Edge: DK
theundeadhero: Levian
Bunny: I'm my own MILF</td><td width="50%">Levian: Rengori
LunarWeaver: Psychotic
Shiny: Levian
demondude55: Psychotic
Sagensyg: Levian
Psychotic: Loony BoB
edczxcvbnm: Levian</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (6/15 - 40%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Levian (4/15 - 27%)

[Jess]

BoB is so right. I type the best for a drunk.

Jess was robbed of this Ciddie.
A Jess won!

[Levian]

Definitely thought Jess was gonna win a few awards this time. My predictions sucked this time D: as usual.

[Shauna]

Go you male members! :excited:

[Jess]

Congratulations to Rye.

Don't go Jessy bear! :(
You can live with us too.

[smittenkitten]

Here it is people. Best Male, the BIG one. These gentleman and not so gentle stand before you now, because of your votes for the Ciddies. Such a variety of different personalities and features. Yet maybe somewhere deep down under that shell is the best male. A daring Knight brave and strong. :magus:

Bert
Is it the way he talks all Gangsta style makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Del Murder
Was it the similarity of him and Ben Stiller that stole your heart.

DK
Man City lover and a right Panzer Nub!

I Took the Red Pill
He totally Owned Loony BoB in ET! (Apparently good with the ladies) :jokey:

I'm my own MILF
Gamer Nerd, Rye and Mass Effect obsessed! :mog:

Levian
His cheesy smiles and that seksy Hotel Caesar T Shirt that made you smile and want to pat him on the head with a fish. :trout:

Loony BoB
Chart loving, Tom Cruise look alike, Man United fan, when getting a bit excited likes to see how many wrappers he could stick to himself... should have been banned a LONG time ago.

Old Manus
His Spam and lightsaber just blew you away... literally.

Psychotic
I totally owned him in ET. :rolleyes2

Rengori
OMG AFRO! <3

SeeDRankLou
People say he’s pretty! ;)

Sergeant Hartman
Likes to have a good alcoholic beverage now and again, plus other naughty things. :shifty:

Vincent, Thunder God
Spamming, revolutionist who is at WAR!

Who is the Best Male on eoff?

YOU DECIDE!

[Jess]

Definitely thought Jess was gonna win a few awards this time. My predictions sucked this time D: as usual.
It's okay. I'm fine with my most feminine member. Yeah, the girl who likes football and beer.

[Psychotic]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

[Shauna]

We have done! :excited:

[DK]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Bert...................12
I'm my own MILF.........9
Del Murder..............8
I Took the Red Pill.....8
Loony BoB...............7
Old Manus...............7
Sergeant Hartman........6
DK......................5
Vincent, Thunder God....5
Rengori.................4
SeeDRankLou.............4
RSL.....................1

Bert was just one vote shy of second place and two votes shy of first equal. I was impressed, there was almost an upset on the cards!

[Jess]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway
Oooh, I can't wait for a fixed Xbox, you and Paul are going down!

[theundeadhero]

I did decide, slowly.

[Resha]

wow I missed these :o still going on?

[smittenkitten]

Oh my gosh the walrus vs the lion! :eek:

[Psychotic]

Awww, Bert winning this would've been slick.

[Levian]

gawd. another lev vs. psy. I always lose those.

[Shauna]

:excited: After this, only Best Member!

[Psychotic]

wow I missed these :o still going on?I BEAT YOU IN NICEST MEMBER HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MEAN AND CRUEL GOONER! I AM NICER THAN YOU!

[Denmark]

go Lev! You had my vote :D

[Shauna]

Pooja is a cruel woman. :(

[Levian]

Well, Psy had my vote. :D

[smittenkitten]

wow I missed these :o still going on?I BEAT YOU IN NICEST MEMBER HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MEAN AND CRUEL GOONER! I AM NICER THAN YOU!
How many people did you have to bribe? :p

[theundeadhero]

It will last at least another half hour.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian



Levian.................14
Psychotic..............13

[XxSephirothxX]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway
Oooh, I can't wait for a fixed Xbox, you and Paul are going down!
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations Levian the mighty Lion! :heart:

[theundeadhero]

Awesome!

[Jojee]

What'd I miss? GRATS LEVIAN!!!!! :monkey:

[Levian]

Damn. pretty spread out votes for that award.

ty<3

[Shauna]

Yay Levian! :excited:

[Psychotic]

'grats little buddy! Now my guilty conscience is soothed.
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.Warthog nub. :rolleyes2

[DK]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway
Oooh, I can't wait for a fixed Xbox, you and Paul are going down!
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.

Son, I'm just going to be frank, you ain't good enough. Sorry!

[Shauna]

:excited:

[XxSephirothxX]

You guys are so full of hot air. :D

[Jess]

Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway
Oooh, I can't wait for a fixed Xbox, you and Paul are going down!
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.
Oh come on! Let's do it!





Yeah Dan you Pansar Nub.

yes you are correct I like nothing more than standing on a lightbulb in a room for half an hour with a rocket launcher that I never use because no one comes in there anyway
Oooh, I can't wait for a fixed Xbox, you and Paul are going down!
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.

Son, I'm just going to be frank, you ain't good enough. Sorry!
Oh boy, you're gonna be regretting that.

'grats little buddy! Now my guilty conscience is soothed.
Does Jess have a 360? I'll help you slaughter them both mercilessly, if so.Warthog nub. :rolleyes2
Bring in on!

Well done, Levian. :kiss:

[Psychotic]

You guys are so full of hot air. :DYou're so full of JOINT THIRD PLACE. (http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=167850305&player=PsychoticWalrus)

[Shauna]

*paces impatiently*

[Levian]

I think I know how Award Guy feels now. :]

[Jess]

I can't stay for Best Member. I'm busy leaving foreverrrrr. (Bed in other words.)

[Denmark]

Annnnnnd, after watching through the majority of the Ciddies, I'm going to miss Best Member. Go Psy.

[Shauna]

Really? :p

[XxSephirothxX]

You guys are so full of hot air. :DYou're so full of JOINT THIRD PLACE. (http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=167850305&player=PsychoticWalrus)
Still had a better ratio than you. :cool:

[Jess]

Really.

[theundeadhero]

I just can't wait for the speech! I'm always happy with the simple nomination for best member. I would never expect to win it.

[Psychotic]

Ratio doesn't matter unless it's a team game. :strut:

[Jess]

Thanks for all the votes, guys. Go Paul for Best Member.

Bye~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sorry guys, internet connection is pretty unstable. Reckon I might just call it a night... ;)

[escobert]

Those who didn't make it...
Bert...................12
I'm my own MILF.........9
Del Murder..............8
I Took the Red Pill.....8
Loony BoB...............7
Old Manus...............7
Sergeant Hartman........6
DK......................5
Vincent, Thunder God....5
Rengori.................4
SeeDRankLou.............4
RSL.....................1

Bert was just one vote shy of second place and two votes shy of first equal. I was impressed, there was almost an upset on the cards!

Wow
thanks everyone xD

[Shauna]

If you're gonna call it a night... don't be so vague! xD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Member
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF
Levian
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rye
Sergeant Hartman
theundeadhero


Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Jojee: Levian
Goldenboko: Psychotic
Jessweeee♪: I'm my own MILF
TyphoonThaReapa: theundeadhero
Jess: Psychotic
Rocket Edge: Loony BoB
theundeadhero: Loony BoB
Bunny: I'm my own MILF</td><td width="50%">Levian: Psychotic
LunarWeaver: Psychotic
Shiny: Levian
demondude55: Psychotic
Sagensyg: Psychotic
Psychotic: Loony BoB
edczxcvbnm: theundeadhero</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (6/15 - 40%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Loony BoB (3/15 - 20%)

Okay, guys. This is the part where you play The Final Countdown by Europe. If you don't have this song, then Eye of the Tiger by Survivor is an adequate replacement. You just keep playing whichever song you have for the next half an hour. Here we go!

[theundeadhero]

You know he's not going to quit unless he absolutely has to :p

[Psychotic]

AG, did Rase send you his bit? If so post that now!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Member. That special Ciddie that sends all the newbies hearts aflutter with delusions that they shall win it. It's obvious as to why they would want to win this also. As history has shown, the member who wins this is treated with the utmost respect and revered as a great member of the community. Of course, before we can go on to who may win this tonight, we must talk about who has won it in the past. To not do so would anger the forum gods, and then terrible things would happen. Yams may even have to do something with his admin powers, it would be that crazy.

Since this is both the final announced award, the biggest award, and the most coveted, the past winners of this Ciddie were kind of big deals. Cid, Acmlm, Nino Brown, and Scottie all took this award way back when these were known as The EoFF Awards, which is really to far back to care about at this point. Then came the first official Ciddies. The crowd watched in wonder as Dr Unne took the first Ciddie for Best Member, then began to get bored when he won it four more times. Finally, in December of 2003 the good doctor fell back to 5th place, with Loony BoB taking his first win. The following Ciddies he lost it to Del Murder, before coming back and taking it in the next four Ciddies, tying BoB with Dr Unne, only without the streak. One year ago some people everyone watched eagerly to BoB would join Unne on a five win streak and overcome him in total takes of it, but many were shocked when Christmas took the Best Member prize instead. Last Ciddies the nominations were a bit of a surprise, with only Levian and Psychotic representing the staff, and while both put up good fights Christmas grabbed the Ciddie again. This year we see a fairly even split (five staff and four members), and with Christmas not up there are plenty of chances for mix-ups here. Will BoB come back and finally overtake Unne in the number of Best Member Ciddies, or will someone else rise up and take it from him? Before we get to the actual award (and to buy AG some down time while you read the rest of this), here’s some info regard your nominees, courtesy of the always charming Psychotic.

[Shauna]

This better not last forever! :D

[Psychotic]

fire_of_avalon
Fear Of Arachnids? F'no! Original Awesome Female. Orders Angry Forumgoers; Ostensibly Arranges Fun. Ooh, A Funky Outgoing Angel.

I remember when foa joined EoFF. I thought she seemed cool and sent her an AIM message, and my opinion of her was not dampened by her pale green font on a black background. Then, in the ultimate heresy, she sides with BoB in the elections, with his precious Newbie Party. And you know, she wins. Although at the time, BoB called her a he. Such humble beginnings. Now she's developed into a cuddly Cid's Knight...until you cross her, and then she isn't afraid to speak her mind.

Goldenboko
Giddy Goldenboko Gallops Gaily around General Chat, Greeting Gamers. Goes Giddy for his Girl, Giggling Gently. Gangrene? Gonorrhea? GASTRONITIS? Get out!

I like Goldenboko. I do. He's just so young, raw, and innocent. He's the future of Eyes on FF, and he's everything good about it. You might find him annoying; don't. He just really likes this place and wants to have a lot of fun. If that's so wrong, then I don't want to be right. Recently he's got together with Leen-Leen - bloody took you long enough, man - and they are just *so adorable* (I know I said this in Cutest Couple but it's so true!) To end, I think you might see him with a Cid's Knight title under his name in five years time. ;)

I'm my own MILF
In MILF'S Orderly Monarchy, I'd Make Out with Men. In Making Others Marry, It's MILF's Own Missing2990. (sorry if you didn't want your AIM name spread Jess :D)

I remember when he joined EoFF originally as Recirculatory System, because some other FF forum he frequented had collapsed. Actually I just checked. The account is still bloody there. I thought it had been merged! Get to it! And he hooked up with us BAoTWers, for a low low fee of...well I don't know but he seemed impressed at the time. Then, nothing. He was gone. Then he came back with this sucker of an account. At the time he was making really strange and confusing posts, like he wanted to, horror of horrors, mess with the good people of EoFF! Now I think he's dropped that - to a degree! - and is posting as himself, and evidently we like him for who he is because of this nomination.

Levian
Little Leprechaun! Ladies Love Levian's Luscious Looks. Looking Lively, Levian Leaps around EoFF, Learning Language and Leading Lost.

I used up my Monica anecdote on last year's Highwind so I'm kind of screwed for this one. Nobody on Staff is likely to forgive him for leaving us anytime soon, because he was undoubtedly one of the best we had, and was definitely well liked by the people of EoFF. He was, of course, Award Guy in the last Ciddies, and gave it his all and gave us a spectacular show. And since then he has brought the game of Mafia to EoFF, which we've all had such good times with. (Well, I have) It seems old Levian will be toning down his EoFF appearances for the immediate future, and it's a damn shame.

Loony BoB
Is Loved By a Lovely Belle. Little Boys Like BoB's Likely Borrowed Long Brown Locks. Lives in Britain; Longs for Brisbane. Loves Baying for Liverpool's Baddies. Lookout! Bang! Leutnant BoB: Lousy Boomshot Liker. Barf!

Where did it all go right? BoB left us in the first half of this year. That buxom female Miss Danielle had taken his attentions, and I guess he thought he was no longer needed at EoFF. Stopped posting stats, in fact barely posted at all, and left his precious Ciddies into the hands of Levian. EoFF, you thought BoB was dead? Ha. Ha ha ha ha. You should know him better than that. Has returned, and has returned with an almighty bang. Responsible for the hugely successful Best Movie in the Universe Thread and Picture Thread of Love, he also happened to put an ungodly amount of work into a little contest called the Ciddies. You may have heard of it. Oh, and apparently he does some stuff for the forums, frontsite and chat but I dunno, it's just a rumour.

Psychotic
Parties Prettily, Prancing Pretentiously to Procreate. Psychosis? Possibly. Pervertedly Pries on People's PMs. Psychotic Pruning Porn Posters: Pangs. :(

I am never going to win this Ciddie. I'm not. That's not false modesty, that's just the way it is. But guys, I don't care. I love my EoFF, and I love my EoFFers. You're some of the best damn people I've ever encountered. I've known so many of you over the years, and some of you have now left EoFF. Some of you return from time-to-time. Some of you I may have only spoken to once or twice. Doesn't matter. I want you all to know that I appreciate every one of you, and I remember you. Trust me, I have a disturbing memory! Ask Lev! And even if I do like to insult the holy hell out of you at all times of the day. It's just my way of showing love, okay! Jerks. Also could you please double post more? I'm itching to do some post merging and haven't done any in a while.

Rye
Really Randy. Rushes Rowdily 'Round, Reaching out to Rodents. Rubbish Rapper - Range Robust. Ruddy yet Raunchy. Real Romance - RecirculatorySystem. Really Radical, Rocks Religiously! Raichu! RYECHU!

Ah, sweet little RikkuYuna89. The things I could tell them about you! You'd scream "STOP! STOP!". You're not RikkuYuna89 anymore, are you? You're one of the few people on this site who has been with me from the beginning of my crazed EoFF journey, and you've been my friend for so long, and I've seen you grow from Little Miss ^.^ into what you are today. I'm not going to comment on the Rye that everyone knows, with the perverted comments and suchforth. They all know her. I don't know if they all know the extremely kind and generous girl who you are underneath that. If I ever needed a banner, and god knows I've needed 10,000 over the years, you've been there. On any LJ entry where somebody is feeling down or ill, you always, always, ask how they are, and you're there to listen to them. That's the Rye I know, EoFF. She's a total sweetheart, and I mean it. Oh, and the "Range Robust" thing was me trying to call her a good singer but god knows it's hard to do that with just the letter R, okay?

Sergeant Hartman
Silently Hugs Some Hobos. Sings Heartfelt Songs, Has Sobbed. He'll Say His Speech, Hoping Someone will Hear his Solemn Harmonies. Screams Hate at Soldiers. He's Stern, He's So Hard.

Some of you may remember the Satanic Hellspawn that went by the name "The Party". We raped them. My god we raped them hard. But that's not what I'm getting at here. The whole point of that wasn't to win. It was to have one hell of a good time. I handpicked a whole bunch of EoFFers. I didn't ask any huge names. I went with the people who would be the most fun. And I think that, "the most fun", sums up Mr. Hartman. He's a laugh. He's bright. He's witty. He doesn't know how he got nominated for this. Maybe, just maybe, everyone else is slowly catching on to the fact that you're a decent bloke, old bean. Oh, and by the way, settle this once and for all: Are you Old Manus's second account? :goofy:

theundeadhero
Teeeeeeenhut! Torments Terrorists, Turning Taliban's Torturers To Tapdances. Tries Tepidly To Trance Toddlers with Tales of Treachery (SANDWHICH MAN!)

I feel that every time mr. hero is deployed to Iraq (even if certain former Cid's Knights have doubts that he is actually in Iraq!) EoFF collectively holds its breath, hoping for his safe return. I know I am one of them. hero loves EoFF. Absolutely loves the place...although he does call it EOFF instead of EoFF, for which he earns my undying hatred! He's given so much to this bloody website over the years, and he was finally rewarded with a blue title in the most recent round of knightings. TOOK YOU OTHER STAFF IDIOTS LONG ENOUGH. hero's the kind of guy you know who will be at EoFF for many years to come, and I think his presence here will make those years so much more awesome.

So there you have it. The nominees. This is it. This is the big one. Let's go.

[Shauna]

:excited: Yes, let's go. GO~

[Raebus]

Post like your life's depended on it, people!

[Psychotic]

At least read my alliteration, Shauna! I worked hard on that! (it's the italicised bit)

[Shauna]

I noticed your alliteration, but my impatient side is too strong. xD Want this to end! :D

[Freya]

Nice Paul, great alliteration! How sweet you were to them. Most... little jabs at some....

[Jojee]

Nice speech! AFK puking :p May the best member win.

[Psychotic]

Nice Paul, great alliteration! How sweet you were to them. Most... little jabs at some....I thought I was sweet to all of them!

[Levian]

Dayum, excellent speech Psy & Rase! ;o Totally worthy of the matching ciddie. ;)

[~*~Celes~*~]

ZOMG ZOMG CIDDIESSS

Making this post so Paul can merge ;)

I love you too, Kari.

[Shauna]

HURRY! :(

[Raebus]

Quite a marvelous speech!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
???.....................8
???.....................8
???.....................8
???.....................7
???.....................1

[Shauna]

What is this. :(

[Psychotic]

I call 15.

[Raebus]

Some sort of game? >=(

[Momiji]

Just get it over with already!

[Shauna]

I think RSL has 1!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

RSL
1 vote

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
???.....................8
???.....................8
???.....................8
???.....................7
RSL.....................1

[Shiny]

I loved that speech, man! :jess:

[Levian]

I was gonna call 15. :smash:

11 then

[Momiji]

I think RSL has 1!


Ya think?

[Shauna]

I win! :cool:

[~*~Celes~*~]

BoB has...9

Not that I don't love you or anything :(

[Jojee]

I call 23 :jess:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

theundeadhero
7 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
???.....................8
???.....................8
???.....................8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Rase]

Excellent job on the speech Psy. Bravo,

[Jojee]

7 is a good number! Grats Mattmatt ^_^

[Shauna]

Congrats TUH! :D

[Levian]

tuh seems to like that place. xD

More votes this year, though. congrats

[Psychotic]

I was gonna call 15. :smash:

11 then
I call nine then. :mad2:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Sergeant Hartman
8 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
???.....................8
???.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Shauna]

:excited: Congrats Hartman!

[smittenkitten]

Oh my gosh excitment! :D

Well done Paul your did a very good job. :)

[~*~Celes~*~]

I think Paul got 23, 'cause I voted for him :bigbiggri

[Psychotic]

Two Sergeants, side by side!

[Shauna]

The way it was supposed to be!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Rye
8 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
???.....................8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Shauna]

COngrats Rye! :D

[smittenkitten]

Congrats everyone so far! :D

[Psychotic]

Hey Jess if you don't cry when you read my speech about you then we're not friends anymore! :laugh:

[Levian]

Rye~

[Shauna]

:hyper:

[theundeadhero]

So, Psy... eOff.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Goldenboko
8 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
???.....................9
Goldenboko..............8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Madame Adequate]

I beat Rye? Fuck yeah, Seaking rules.

[Psychotic]

Aww litle GeeBee! Come here and gimme a hug. :lovers:

[Shauna]

Congrats, Boko! :jess:

[smittenkitten]

I beat Rye? smurf yeah, Seaking rules.

xD

[Psychotic]

So, Psy... eOff.You monster.

[Raebus]

Congrats!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

fire_of_avalon
9 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
???....................11
fire_of_avalon..........9
Goldenboko..............8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Levian]

good new set up of best member, BoB. much more exciting when you know the amount of votes. xD

go GoBo. ;) Yes, first time I call you that.

edit: foa luv you girl <3 my nominee in this award.

[Psychotic]

And the last of the girls crumbles.

The top four are all Europe-based. Strike one for the Mother Continent!

[Shauna]

Congrats foa! :excited:

[smittenkitten]

And the last of the girls crumbles.

The top four are all Europe-based. Strike one for the Mother Continent!

Oh Paul xD

[theundeadhero]

I've spent the last 10 hours of my life watching this whole thing :spin:

[Shauna]

I hate this. It drags out. ;_;

[Psychotic]

Oh Paul xDHey, if I can't express my sexist and xenophobic views in the Ciddies thread, where can I express them?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Psychotic
11 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
???....................15
Psychotic..............11
fire_of_avalon..........9
Goldenboko..............8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Freya]

I've spent the last 10 hours of my life watching this whole thing :spin:

xD Me too!

[Madame Adequate]

And the last of the girls crumbles.

The top four are all Europe-based. Strike one for the Mother Continent!

Ja, mein comrade!

btw your speeches were :heart: I commend you for doing the one thing which will freak Jess out and throw her for a loop - being absolutely sweet to her.

And yeah I forgot the RS password and I didn't think anyone would ever remember it existed but I was tracked down. I've lived in constant fear of banning ever since. :(

[Psychotic]

Hey Levian you jerk why the hell did you call my number!

[Shauna]

Congrats Psy! :D

[Levian]

Damn, that's a surprise! and there my prediction went down the drain.


Hey Levian you jerk why the hell did you call my number!

because you called mine, probably. ;)

[smittenkitten]

Oh my gosh I thought Paul would be in the top two. :eek:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I'm my own MILF
15 votes

Best Member Tally
???....................23
???....................17
I'm my own MILF........15
Psychotic..............11
fire_of_avalon..........9
Goldenboko..............8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1

[Shauna]

Haha, at your prediction!

Congrats MILF! :D

[Levian]

Damn, facing BoB. That's a first. D: He got my vote too!

love you pal <3

[Psychotic]

because you called mine, probably. ;)We're terrible at this. Let's never call numbers again.

Also, MILF, I was going to commend you for your assault rifle attacks on Banshees but I forgot. So pretend that was in the speech too!

[smittenkitten]

The lion vs the chocobo? :mog:

[Shiny]

Go Levian?

[Shauna]

:excited:

[theundeadhero]

I was going to say 8 for me, but then I read my revelation before I could post it.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I dunno who to root for D=

[Freya]

Go levy!

[smittenkitten]

I'd be happy if either of you win. :)

[Momiji]

Go levy!

Yay!

[Shauna]

The suspence is KILLING ME. As is my tiredness. xD

[Raebus]

Go BoB!

[Psychotic]

I bet that guy whose name begins with L won it. Hurr hurr.

EDIT: Damnit, should've used "Daniel" too!

[Shauna]

Go both! xD

[smittenkitten]

ACTUALLY COME ON BAWB! :love:

(He is my bf)

[theundeadhero]

I hope it comes in the next four minutes or I'll have to wait forever to see who wins.

[Jojee]

Grats all! I bet the one that's around 5'8" tall won it :jess:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Loony BoB
23 votes


Runner Up
Levian
17 votes

Best Member Tally
Loony BoB..............23
Levian.................17
I'm my own MILF........15
Psychotic..............11
fire_of_avalon..........9
Goldenboko..............8
Rye.....................8
Sergeant Hartman........8
theundeadhero...........7
RSL.....................1


Loony BoB gets his 6th Best Member Ciddie. And all he wanted was a nomination or two for Funniest Member.

[Shauna]

Seriously. COME ON.

[Madame Adequate]

because you called mine, probably. ;)We're terrible at this. Let's never call numbers again.

Also, MILF, I was going to commend you for your assault rifle attacks on Banshees but I forgot. So pretend that was in the speech too!

Oh snap I didn't know anyone even saw me do that. :3

[Levian]

Oh yes, this obviously means Daniel is a superior name

edit: Ah, congrats :D back on the throne ;) well deserved too.

exciting!

[theundeadhero]

Congratulations to everybody.

[Shauna]

Congrats BoB!

And another Ciddies successfully finished. xD Late as usual!

Thanks a lot to AG for sorting this all out and stuff. :D

And congrats to all the winners! Next time though... S&M SHALL WIN CUTEST COUPLE! ;)

[Resha]

Oh yay. Hmm. Congrats to everyone so far o_O etc etc

(And what are you guys thinking. Pawl is not nicer than me! Don't be misled by those sentimental Ciddie speeches :O)

edit: ahhhh

congrats bob lev everyone =D

[Jojee]

Grats Bawb! Now post prediction totals and nominations? ^__^ How many predictions did I get...... 6? XD

[Psychotic]

Congratulations you psychopathic kiwi nutcase. Christ knows I had enough work to do with the speeches, so I have no idea how the hell you managed to do all of this (and so many times) without going absolutely fucking mental. ...well, you are mental. That might explain things. Good show, old bean, especially by getting it done in one day.

And oh, funniest member is what matters to you, is it? Hee hee hee! :lol:

[smittenkitten]

Well done, so proud of you! :D

Well done to you too Levian! *snugs*

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Oh man. I am so going to bed. I'll edit the tally into the first post, but all other stats and info will have to wait until tomorrow, sorry folks.

Thankyou, and goodnight! :)

[Freya]

Grats BoB! You got it again!

[Psychotic]

Oh snap I didn't know anyone even saw me do that. :3I was joining in! Didn't you see? :( I managed to down two Banshees in a minute with the good ol' AR, and Psychotic being Psychotic, had to brag about it over team chat.

Levian, I've said enough nice bloody things about you today to last you for a lifetime. Not saying another one. :tongue:

[Levian]

Yes, thanks for another excellent round of the ciddies! :D get a good night's rest!

and that's quite allright, Psy. ;) I can read your mind by now.

[Shauna]

But, thanks again to AG.

And goodnight! *dies*

[Tavrobel]

Damn. It's over.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh snap I didn't know anyone even saw me do that. :3I was joining in! Didn't you see? :( I managed to down two Banshees in a minute with the good ol' AR, and Psychotic being Psychotic, had to brag about it over team chat.

... I thought I brought one of them down. :( Oh well I still have that one plasma pistol -> BR banshee takedown :monster:

[Roto13]

Congratulations to all the winners.

[Loony BoB]

And oh, funniest member is what matters to you, is it? Hee hee hee! :lol:
Well, I don't have to win. But seriously! :( There are no direct skills for the "Best" - But I used to get nominated for this and nobody ever does anymore. Making people laugh is pretty special though. I'll have to work on some awesome new puns for the next six months. That should have me in there, no worries! >_>;;

Thanks so much, everyone. I never thought I'd be in the running - I thought it would be Lev vs. Psy to the very end, really. I do think Levian deserved it more than anyone, personally, but I suppose I'll take what I can get anyway. ;) He can have all those gorgeous swooning single girls. I hear he's a bachelor, ladies! ;)

It's special to have won the Highwind. I never figured I'd win that because I didn't think I'd done enough, and also I just always assumed that you guys didn't like me because I'm such a pain in the arse (don't worry, I know it, so you guys don't have to hide it). I still think that, again, Lev deserves more than he got. But he's leaving us, so screw 'im. xD

You lot (talking to everyone, not just staffers now) are all awesome and I hope you're all here for the next Ciddies and that it's even better than before. <3 And now I join AG in going to bed. Er, seperate bedrooms, though. I prefer Danielle as a sleeping partner, personally. AG has Booth, Jess and his ever-growing supply of your sisters to keep him company over the years and I'm sure he's very happy with that, too. xD

BoBBye! *fleedom*

[Rye]

Thanks for Best Female, guys. That was the one I really wanted to win again, so I'm happy about it. :3

EDIT: Thanks so much for that part of your Best Member speech, Paul. That was so nice. You're practically the only person this whole day who hasn't wished me to lose/skipped over me their speech because they're irritated with me, like so many people have been lately. It really picked up my day.

[Levian]

It's totally bed time now. xD Cheers for another fun ciddies.

[Tasura]

So after reading 114 pages of posts, all I have to say is this... Congrats to all the winners, and such.

[Del Murder]

Loony BoB? wtf does he do?

[Bunny]

So was that three or four?

[Psychotic]

Four. And now that you've won more Ciddies than me, I am going to turn on you and insult you behind your back. Sux2byou, New Christmas.

[Bunny]

You said ours was a forever love.

[Slade]

Darn, missed by a hare (http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1547/11720447.JPG)!

At least I got alot more votes than last time :D

[Madame Adequate]

You said ours was a forever love.

No that was us, sweetie. :3

[Bunny]

You said ours was a forever love.

No that was us, sweetie. :3

I only love winners of the Most Egotistical and Most Bitter award. Sorry, MILFy, but you are a failure in my eyes.

[Rengori]

I hate you all.

[Madame Adequate]

You said ours was a forever love.

No that was us, sweetie. :3

I only love winners of the Most Egotistical and Most Bitter award. Sorry, MILFy, but you are a failure in my eyes.

Most Bitter you can have, but we both know I was robbed when it came to Most Egotistical. It's just that these reprobates can only identify egotism when someone's a meaniehead.

[Ramza Beoulve]

I actually don't care about Ciddies, but anyway, congratulations to the winners :)

[Bunny]

You said ours was a forever love.

No that was us, sweetie. :3

I only love winners of the Most Egotistical and Most Bitter award. Sorry, MILFy, but you are a failure in my eyes.

Most Bitter you can have, but we both know I was robbed when it came to Most Egotistical. It's just that these reprobates can only identify egotism when someone's a meaniehead.

Oh, I agree. But I still won it.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh, I agree. But I still won it.

I wouldn't be proud if I were you. You can pander to the lowest common denominator. Congratulations, The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/).

[41-Inches-Wide]

Thank you for letting me come in second place! :kaoclove:

EDIT: WHAT! There isnt a second place award?! BOOOOOOO I actually like silver medals best.

[edczxcvbnm]

I would like to thank the following people

1) Jojee for giving me the idea of rainbow colors
2) Psy for coming up with the color scheme
3) Yamaneko for implementing it with slight modifications due to space restrictions
4) The rest of the staff for not taking it away

[I Took the Red Pill]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/slowpoke.gif
hay guys let's get these Ciddies rolling!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

LIES THAT SPEECH WAS NOTHING BUT LIES!


Or at least my part I dun remember admitting nothing!

Uh...

I plead the fifth!

OH RLY?


Meh, I agree with most choices of the mods... most. I think that your thread deserved to be closed, mainly because Yams declared those types of threads Illegal while you where gone, and what Yams says, GOEs. The only things I don't agree with are minor things, like changing thread titles they don't like, or stopping name changes, but I agree with Shlup on your name Change, it was quite ridiculous

Link to prove it. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2318435-post2.html)


I like how nice that speech was to me. :)

I just couldn't dig up any dirt on you Rye. You're squeaky clean. :)




I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.


I oppose this speech. I was and still am a rulebreaker, because I hate each and every single one of you.

Good, I was hoping this would incur your wrath.


wtf tl;dr

Quoted for shame!

I only made it that long to say something special for every nominee I knew (all but 3). :D


I'm glad to know Avarice-ness means so much to me. I had no idea.

Don't be so ashamed Azar. *pats shoulder*



And Vincent, Thunder God added a cane to go with his tiara.


I was always like a grumpy old man Lunar, you just didn't realize it yet. :jess:


We end our nominees with a man who hates staff. Vincent, Thunder God. Screaming “Revolution” and “Power Abuse” at every given opportunity, he has shown an unrelenting urge to bring down the staff. He has even dragged followers into his little revolution, so that his contempt will spread like Wild Fire. He is so clouded in his bitterness, however, that he fails to realize his wasted efforts. To put bitterness before rational is indeed a rare skill, but this man has mastered it.

Thank you cracker, this made me laugh. :lol:


come on V,TG!

Thank you Den!

[NeoCracker]

BoB Cheated I tell you!

And yes Manus, I really don't have anything better to do than right really long speeches. It pains me how much truth is in that.

And at least you ass's read one of my speeches.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I read all the speeches cracker, since I know how much work go into them firsthand. Speaking of which, here's mine again for those who missed it and want to read it. I know a few friends will.


Becoming a Cid's Knight is a hope held by most members and is therefore a furious competition. That's why every Ciddies, the decision of who is most likely to become one is among the most popular and talked about categories, as the many nominations this year will attest to. Without further ado, here is my take on the contestants this year.

It doesn't surprise me that Avarice-ness has made the cut this year, because she's become more than friendly with Azar. We all know how much most staff members enjoy further justification of their over-inflated egos, and Azar is no exception. Avarice-ness has found her way into his narcissistic heart. However sincere Avarice-ness' friendship may be, the fact remains that Azar is popular among his colleagues and will have much push in deciding her inclusion among them.

Bert has hung around long enough to be a prime contestant, since the hierarchy of forums is based on a member's longevity, as irrelevant as that qualification is. In fact, this is true even more so at Eoff, where, despite the warm welcomes, there lurks a curious ignorance and even hatred of new members, as seen by how many are rarely nominated at Ciddies time and are banned respectively. Like many long time members, Bert has also conformed to the overwhelming bitterness of most veterans, which the staff in particular embody perfectly. In fact, one would argue that bitterness also contributes to general dislike of newbies. It all fits together perfectly for a beaming staff eligibility.

Captain Maxx Power succeeds at being generally angry and frustrated at people with "immature" problems, within the questionable extents of the anti-flaming rule. Since many staff members take even further liberties at extending the limits of that rule, and openly display temper tantrums whenever the mere mention of a misunderstanding of proper forum protocol arises, Maxx should fit in well.

I honestly don't know why Cz was nominated. Don't get me wrong, the man has been a beacon to uncertain members of how to follow the rules, just like many people who richly deserve to be in the staff, but lose out to those more cynical and depraved in general.

DK has been working hard at EOY's for a long time, and shows great pleasure in allowing staff members who've had five previous entries to post yet another hardly different insight into how little their lives have improved or even changed, instead of letting some newbie who needs some recognition try his hand at one for the first time. This open staff favoritism obviously will earn him a page or two in the staff's "good" books.

edczxcvbnm is, well, popular. Once again, this is largely due to longevity, but if many members show interest in another, the staff take notice. Loony Bob himself attested to the fact that popularity plays a part in any decision to join the staff, and despite the fact that many underappreciated members would do even better than the popular ones, if you're not new and with it, you're not good enough to be in the staff, or so they say.

Goldenboko absolutely loves supporting the staff's most questionable decisions in the hopes of gaining recognition, and he himself has admitted shamelessly that he's "sucking up" to them. I think we all have seen how much that tactic has worked in the past.

I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence in an oddly polite and restrained manner, a trait quite common to many staff members (except for the polite part).

Jess appears to flirt with staff members on a regular basis. Need I say more? No, but I will. She also enjoys any motif normally soaked in estrogen, like flowers, ranibows, and Disney films, more than any healthy woman should, just like every female staff member. Yes, even Shlupquack.

Kirobaito has increased his preachy, holier than thou stance more and more lately. Any staff member would be proud.

Renmiri is just such a kind and wonderful person that anyone would want her on any forum staff, even people who really don't hold such qualities themselves.

Seriously, who doesn't like Rye?

(Well probably lots of people, but staff members aren't among them.)

Ah Tavrobel. Apparently quite the little rule-breaker back in the day (suspiciously similar to someone else on the staff), Tavrobel has since cleaned up his act. This is important, because the staff like someone who conforms to their very specific ideals on the perfect member, but also who can become corrupt and hypocritical later on just like the rest of them.

These last few members I really don't know very well, so I apologize for not including them, and if I weren't on a tight schedule due the Result thread will be coming soon, I would read a lot of their post to say something relevant. Rest assured, I'm positive they have a really good reason to be nominated! :)

-SeeDRankLou
-BG-57
-cloud21zidane16

[Marshall Banana]

By the way, I don't make clothes for dogs. Eventually, I will.

[XxSephirothxX]

I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.

I didn't delete anything. :p It's still right there (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/112631-fredula-novalations-celebrallis-final-ciddies-xiii-what-4.html#post2366785).

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I would make a joke about it, but it would probably be interpreted as a threat to personal liberty and the democratic process.

You tyrant you!

Give me a few minutes to get my pitchfork and get together a few picket signs with interesting and catchy slogans and we'll rise against whoever it is that is oppressing whoever it is they're oppressing. There's a milk carton and a rubber band over there if you want to make a start with those.

Azar must have thought better of that silly post and deleted it, but thankfully Maxx preserved it.

xD at Maxx.

And Heath, I'd be glad to have you on board, PM me if you really plan to join.

I didn't delete anything. :p It's still right there (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/112631-fredula-novalations-celebrallis-final-ciddies-xiii-what-4.html#post2366785).

Firstly, that's page 4, the speech is on page 13. Secondly, not a single post by you exists there. Finally, if the post was still there, why not link directly to it instead of a page?

[XxSephirothxX]

I have 100 posts per page, so it was on my page 4. I just copied the permalink address which I thought was a post link but apparently it's not. So here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2366785-post349.html). I'm sorry my joke about making a joke was distressing. Ciddiez are fun, yes?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Baffling, I could have sworn I saw no such post. Ah, I thought it was a response to my speech, though you posted it before, and hadn't noticed it on my ways through re-reading the thread. Anyways...


Vincent, Thunder God is revolting. Like that guy on the T-shirts, VTG is hosting a revolution. What do revolutionary leaders need, though? INSPIRATION. Vincent, Thunder God inspires everyone with his words of inspirational inspirocity. His posts have forced several world leaders, like God, to become gay. That’s right folks, VTG turned God gay. Do you need advice on how to inspire billions? Well, lend me your eyes, and get a load of this.

I'd rather not say, since that would be basing my opinion on the stereotyping of gay, lesbian or bi people and wouldn't be fair.

I'm not gay Quin, as much as you'd like me to be. :p I just don't like stereotyping. Gay people are people too, just because they're a minority doesn't mean we should typecast them. No one can stereotype straight people, so what's the difference?


I suddenly feel like treating people fairly. I’m not sure why….oh heavens! It’s because of Vincent, Thunder God! I hadn’t even noticed! He’s subtle and persuasive! Incredible!

Thank you, and good.

[Yamaneko]

Congrats to all the winners.

[NeoCracker]

I move we reserve next Ciddies "Most PAraniod Member" for Vincent.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence

This is the only - I repeat, the only - valid post in this entire 1250+ post thread so far.

Why thank you sir. I was expecting you'd take that badly, but you didn't.


Vincent, Thunder God - Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution's here.

*grins at Psy* :D



And the Ciddie goes to...
Jon Thompson



Jon Thompson...........18
TyphoonThaReapa........17
Vincent, Thunder God...17

Last... Time... Winner?

Who the hell is Jon Thompson and why the hell is he so popular? No newbie is ever that popular. WTF? :mad2:

I knew I should have voted for myself! Then maybe I would have won Bob's tiebreaker. :mad2:

[Roto13]

Go make your own forum. Then you can be king. xP

JON THOMPSON IS A LIAR! D:

EDITRA:


EDIT: Hahaahahaa Roto is perfect now that I think about it.

What? D:

Also, how did agrudis not win MLT Spend Hours Looking For The Any Key? VINCENT IS RIGHT! YOU'RE ALL IN ON THIS!

[Denmark]

I have 100 posts per page, so it was on my page 4.

<3<3<3

Congrats to all the winners. Especially Polaris xD

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I move we reserve next Ciddies "Most PAraniod Member" for Vincent.

OK, that's probably a Ciddie I won't lose to Jon fricking Thompson.


VINCENT IS RIGHT! YOU'RE ALL IN ON THIS!

Of course. They hold special private voting for any ties. That's how I didn't win MLTG banned. ;)

[NeoCracker]

But seriously, who the hell is Jon Thompson?

[Roto13]

Who the hell voted for him? I say all of the voters should be made public. To hell with secret ballots. Give Vincent something else to bitch about. :P It's the only time he's happy.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

But seriously, who the hell is Jon Thompson?

He's an account created by the staff designed to rob deserving members of their Ciddies.

That's a parody of ... myself. I'm not actually serious. Or am I? No newbie is that popular.


Who the hell voted for him? I say all of the voters should be made public. To hell with secret ballots. Give Vincent something else to bitch about. :P It's the only time he's happy.

I already did, but thanks. :D He won because of the staff's selective tie breaking. Votes should be private IMO, but I think tie breakers should be left to the general public.

[Roto13]

Oh, there have been popular newbies. Like me. <3 And Devil Man. Hell, Christmas was popular from newbiehood.

[NeoCracker]

Yeah, Devil man didn't even last 6 months, yet he was HUGE. For some reason.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Oh, there have been popular newbies. Like me. <3 And Devil Man. Hell, Christmas was popular from newbiehood.

really...

But Jon Thompson isn't popular. He doesn't even post. :mad2:

[Rengori]

Yeah, Devil man didn't even last 6 months, yet he was HUGE. For some reason.

No life perhaps?

[NeoCracker]

More likely his Gimmik.

[Roto13]

Yeah, Devil Man was a persona. Sexist and crazy. He still contacts me now and then through Google Chat. He's eternally grateful to me for giving him his Gmail account. xP

[LunarWeaver]

Is this a good time to tell everybody I didn't read any of the speeches.

Edit: Especially Vincent's.

[Roto13]

You should read mine. It has a eulogy in it.

[Freya]

You should read mine it had BoB beating smitten in it.

[LunarWeaver]

Argh, that's right. I should at least read Roto's. But mine had Xena in it and I'm not guilt-tripping the hemispheres about it. :aimmad:

But wait, I did read half of Lekana's, so nevermind. Ciddies are so full of lies like this.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'll make my own award ceremony, with blackjack, and hookers

Infact, forget the award ceremony

[NeoCracker]

I'm so in.

[Roto13]

I'll make my own award ceremony, with blackjack, and hookers

Infact, forget the award ceremony

YGO TAS. <3

[Old Manus]

In before all the Ciddies all-nighters wake up

I did what was best for my body and went to sleep* at about 3 o'clock.



*passed out

[Polaris]

Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: I won the two ciddies :eek:???????????

*drools* That's hot! Thank you! ^^

(I just saw Denmark usernote and just realize that the Ciddies result were out!)

Thanks again! ^^ .... I'm gonna check the results again just in case I got wrong... opps no I'm not! xD

I was kinda shocked when I didn't see Owen Macwere name on the nominees to best graphic design :( or White_Dove :(

Still thanks a lot!:D

[demondude]

Ah best newbie in the bag! and now my work here is done, off to another forum!

[Heath]

Thanks to everyone who took part by making speeches, putting the Ciddies together and basically being great throughout the thread. Really enjoyed the Ciddies this time. Laughed at me being one of the vote leaders for Best Veteran. And I was a vote away from my first Ciddie, which is certainly the closest I've been to winning one!

Edit: Oh yeah, the Football-related stuff has been one of the main reasons I started posting here again xD It's hard to find decent people on the Interwebs to talk about football with.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Oh well, no surprises here :/

Thanks for the things said about me in the speeches :hat:

and no I'm not Manus' second account.

[Old Manus]

What?