Alien Invasion

[James Leopold]

So if something like War of the Worlds or Independence Day happened, are we screwed?

Or will someone manage to save the day by using a milk carton and an elastic band?

To be serious, if aliens did invade our planet, what do you think you would do? Run, hide, fight?

[Sergeant Hartman]

Make a sandwich.

[Kuroshima]

Make a sandwich.

Make me one too?

But I'd... Do everything I usually do?

[No.78]

Maybe the nuclear bombs would suddenly have a purpose!

[Aerith's Knight]

rethink life.. because then all i know turns out to be false...

besides.. even if there are aliens, if they are smart enough for intergalactic travel.. they are either more intelligent as us, and therefore wouldnt share any technology.. or they are less intelligent, in which case.. why would we even want to meet them

i say lets not think about it

[rubah]

Sit them down and show them how to crochet all peaceful like, then burn some incense which acts like weed for them, and they'll mellow out and become hippies with me.

[Black Angel]

Scream, run, act crazy until they took me to the happy farm and I waited out the attack/invasion.

[Captain Maxx Power]

So if something like War of the Worlds or Independence Day happened, are we screwed?

Or will someone manage to save the day by using a milk carton and an elastic band?

*turns around from polishing his two Ciddies*

Did someone call me?

[Aerith's Knight]

So if something like War of the Worlds or Independence Day happened, are we screwed?

Or will someone manage to save the day by using a milk carton and an elastic band?

*turns around from polishing his two Ciddies*

Did someone call me?

Power to the Maxx!!!

*hands over rubber band and milk karton*

here you go.. happy saving the world

*pushes towards alien motherschip*

[Madame Adequate]

I'd unleash a devastating genophage that would render their species extinct :cool:

[Old Manus]

Kick their ass at football and send them home in shame.

[Araciel]

Depends...do they want to annihilate us or turn us into slaves or what?

[James Leopold]

Depends...do they want to annihilate us or turn us into slaves or what?

Let's say.....both

[Araciel]

Fight.

[Goldenboko]

Aliens: Sup dude's?
Me and Company: nm u?
Aliens: chillen wit our bffs.
Me: kool, bye
Aliens: Byes.

And thats how I saved the world...

[Christmas]

I'm pretty sure that Batman and other superheroes will appear to save us all in time like this. :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Load all the toxic waste in the world on their ship and send them home.. problem solved

[Jessweeee♪]

Make peace with them by introducing them to the wonderful Final Fantasy :D!

Hopefully I pick the right one o.o

[Lynx]

id breathe fire on them. but first id learn to breathe fire.

[Roto13]

To be serious, if aliens did invade our planet

Wait, this isn't the oxymoron thread.

[NeoCracker]

My actions would vairy on the cercumstances.

IF the alien chicks are hot, I would seduce them and save the world by having vast amounts of Sex.

If they are not the type that are easily Seduced, I'll just become their sex slave and forget the rest of you exist.

Otherwise I'll just flash my nipples, which apparently you bastards don't like either, so niether should they.

If they

[41-Inches-Wide]

Nipples might save the planet. Which is kind of unfortunate. :(

[NeoCracker]

Ah, I don't want to make you feel bad.

Tell you what, even if my plan would work, I'll stay with you till the end. :love:

[Aphrodite.]

Teehee. I'd sit them down for a tea party, fawning over them and making them feel good about themselves. Then I'll pwn them at High School Musical: Sing It! and send them home crying.:bigsmile:


That, or I could just talk for days upon end to them.

:blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah::blahblah:

[BardTard]

Play video games and have sex.

[Aerith's Knight]

Play video games and have sex.

i like her idea :).. can i do the whole alien invasion with you? :p

[Bunny]

I would verbally insult them and they would cry. I would then eat their salty tears.

[Aerith's Knight]

I would verbally insult them and they would cry. I would then eat their salty tears.


i think they'd just zap you.. i know i would :D

[NeoCracker]

You've obviously never been verbally assaulted by the likes of Bunny.

[Old Manus]

You've obviously never been verbally assaulted by the likes of Bunny.Fixed :monster:

[NeoCracker]

You've obviously never been verbally assaulted by the likes of Bunny.Fixed :monster:

Ooh, Italicized, nice Touche Manus. What would I do without you?

[Old Manus]

Bunny, by the looks of it

[Bunny]

Who wouldn't?