A Magical RSL day and Happiness to you all.

[Christmas]

Once upon a time in EOFF, there was a stinky noobish moronic newbie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html)who registered.

The newbie brought terror and irritation to everyone in the forums through his spams, SPAM and SPAM.

So one day the newbie was asserted by the beloved Cid's Knight RSL.

"Why did you spam, SPAM and SPAM oh noobish one? " asked RSL.

"Cause I wanted to you big old stupid polar bear." the newbie replied.

" Very well, I will show you what your spam SPAM and SPAM had done to your fellow members of the forums" RSL swing his finger and an image appear showing two members talking among themselves.

"Oh dear, that newbie is spamming again, now the forums will be overflooded with his threads and no one will bother to answer mine."

"Mine too, now no one will help us who are really in need."

The newbie after seeing this was feel with remorse.

"See, noobish one, with every spam, you make those who are really in need suffer in your stead." said the beloved RSL

"I..I will turn over a new leaf, and when I grow up, I will be just like you!" cried the newbie

"Ho, Ho, Ho!" smiled RSL

And years later the newbie who were once a stinky, noobish, moronic turned into a beloved Cid's Knight.

So the newbie got what he wanted for RSL day, so what do everyone wishes to get or something to happen on RSL day and RSL might just let it come true for you. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Just in case you dun know, RSL day also mean EOFF's anniversary.

[oddler]

Oh, I wish with all my might that I get to be 80 and get a strike with Rhody.

:happybday EoFF!

[Aerith's Knight]

i want to be a recognized member someday :)

[Jessweeee♪]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


I wish for candy! Lots and lots of candy!

[Denmark]

i want to be a recognized member someday :)

Don't we all. *gazes dreamily off into space*

I WANT NAME CHANGES FOR RSL DAY BACK PLEASE :D

[Shiny]

What? No THE END? :(

[Psychotic]

I think I was scared of RSL when I was a newbie to be honest.

I guess I wish to get my name changed to something that nobody but Kishi gets.

[rubah]

I want to win at least one Ciddy (and not one of the crap ones either!)

or possibly becoming recognised....;)

you won't think they're crappy if you win one!

btw you have to earn RMship, so start plotting of things to do 8)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSL I mean EYESON

[XxSephirothxX]

Having RSL back would be the best imo.

[Jojee]

I <3 RSL, he sent me a roll of duck tape once. :( I shall treasure it forever.

[Rye]

I wish for Christmas and I to sell SEXY calenders to raise money to buy EoFF and buy RSL! :bigsmile:

[Black Mage]

All I want for RSL Day is for RSL to put the RSL back into RSL Day. :cry:

[Christmas]

RSL have not appear yet and we can only hope he can grace us with his presence later. :(

[Fonzie]

RSL have not appear yet and we can only hope he can grace us with his presence later. :(

He'll make a comeback just like David Hasselhoff did.

[rubah]

He was online earlier :O I should've warned him!

[Christmas]

He was online earlier :O I should've warned him!

WHERE!? WHERE!!!?????

[rubah]

gtalk

[Christmas]

Call him back pretty please. :(

[rubah]

I don't think I have his current number! But I'll try. . .

FOR EYESONIA

[BardTard]

*clap clap* MORE SPAM!


i want to be a recognized member someday :)

I recognize you.

[rubah]

no dice :cry:

[escobert]

I LOVE RSL DAY ALMOST AS MUCH AS CHRISTMAS :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

rubah's gonna make me give you all big avatars today. She's like the kid that peer pressures you into smoking.

[oddler]

rubah's methods are cooler than many people dare to acknowledge.

[Freya]

RSL day! Oh yeah :cool: I was just saying the other day, "Man I miss RSL, his day is coming up, man now I really miss RSL." I did say it I swear.

[qwertysaur]

Yay! RSL Day!

[Ace14]

Woo! Happy RSL day!

I wish for a brownie and a glass of milk...really hungry. :kaodrop:

[Jojee]

Ack, I just remembered that this means I've been at EoFF 8 years to this day, then. :irked:

That's like... as old as some of you... ;_;

[Lynx]

that was the best story ive ever read. i want a monkey for RSL day one that can drive a van and talk. :monkey:

[Ashi]

Wow. There used to be this huge long thread to celebrate EoFF's "birthday" where everyone had gender changes and such. :p

[Breine]

Happy anniversary, EoFF! :)

[Loony BoB]

Happy Birthday, EoFF. :) *gets to work on his... stuff* >=]

[demondude]

Yay for RSL day!

[Captain Maxx Power]

O sure, Christmas goes away for lord knows how many months. Then she starts increasing the font size around the word spam and dropping CK names like it's going out of Elitist fashion and the ruddy topic gets stickied. I swear, I wonder what the world's coming to.

*whispers from off-stage* What, you mean this is our anniversary topic? Then where the hell's the fireworks?

[Christmas]

O sure, Christmas goes away for lord knows how many months. Then she starts increasing the font size around the word spam and dropping CK names like it's going out of Elitist fashion and the ruddy topic gets stickied. I swear, I wonder what the world's coming to.

*whispers from off-stage* What, you mean this is our anniversary topic? Then where the hell's the fireworks?

Let's start with our MANLY MAXX POWER to STRIP and DANCE for us? :bigsmile:

[Fwab]

The Newbie Fix is nearly complete...

*is a chocobo* :D

[Lawr]

:happybday!

[Loony BoB]

I'm so happy. ;_; *edits his usertitle to match his fellow newbies*

[Fonzie]

Let's celebrate with some RSL shaped pancakes.

Give me a couple minutes to photoshop that.

[James Leopold]

What the smurf does RSL stand for?

[demondude]

What the smurf does RSL stand for?

Rinoas secret lover. He was a member who dosen't come around often anymore.

[Christmas]

What the smurf does RSL stand for?

Rinoas secret lover. He was a member who dosen't come around often anymore.

Rydia Secret Lover, a former beloved staff that had been with EOFF since the stoneage until his retirement. He is best remembered for his charming beard.

[demondude]

Damn I meant Rydia. XD

[Old Manus]

What

[Cz]

Rinoas secret lover. He was a member who dosen't come around often anymore.This should be a bannable offence.

Happy RSL day, y'all. :)

[edczxcvbnm]

I remember the first anniversary. Hot 3 way cybering across sixty posts earned me a temp ban. Probably would be a full ban today though. Ahhh, how the clutches of doom have tightened XD

[Nifleheim7]

Happy B-day EoFF!:)
:beer: :happybday

[Jess]

RSL is responsible for :jess:! I miss you RSL. Grace us with your presence once more! ^___^

[smittenkitten]

Happy Anniversary! :mog:

I miss RSL too, he will always be my santa. ;_____;

[Shauna]

Happy Birthday, EoFF. You're getting big now! Eight years old! *patpat*

And having RSL back for a moment would be grand.

[Momiji]

Yay! Happy birthday, EoFF!

RSL, please come back! We need more people with the same name as me here!

[Jojee]

I can give RSL a call, I'm pretty sure I still have my old phone number list somewhere. :p I wonder if he still lives at the same place.
...nah too lazy right now, gotta get ready for class. xD Maybe later.

[XxSephirothxX]

RSL put the sexy in RSL day.

[Rye]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/images.jpg

imo

[Momiji]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/images.jpg

imo

What do you mean? Are YOU going to wear that for RSL, do we ALL have to wear it for RSL, or is RSL going to be wearing that for US?

[Shauna]

It's Red Sexy Lingerie!

[smittenkitten]

I will one day dress up in a red santa's little helper outfit just for RSL. ^__^

[Tavrobel]

Needs more RSL. This fails without.

[Aerith's Knight]

man.. how much do i wanna be RSL right now :p

[scrumpleberry]

I LUB YOU EOOFFF

[Rye]

Christmas and EoFF, I made you a t-shirt. :bigsmile:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/heartrsl.png

Or a close up:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/HEARTRSLCLOSEUP.png

[scrumpleberry]

Make it a Christmassy variation, then you can use it at Christmas!

[Citizen Bleys]

Happy anniversary, old friend.

[rubah]

http://www.pengxin88.com/photo/Hula%20Girl.JPG

Do you guys want to have a luau?

[Aerith's Knight]

only if you wear a grass skirt :D:p

[Christmas]

Christmas and EoFF, I made you a t-shirt. :bigsmile:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/heartrsl.png

Or a close up:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/HEARTRSLCLOSEUP.png




HOW SWEET. :kaoclove:

Anyway, there might not be corny name change, funky avatars and worst out of worst no RSL AT THE MOMENT, but I'm pretty sure everyone can make this anniversary a memorable one. :bigsmile:

[Jessweeee♪]

We need a piñata!


The piñata! The piñata! It is full of can-dy and sur-pri-ses ♪

[Aerith's Knight]

We need a piñata!


The piñata! The piñata! It is full of can-dy and sur-pri-ses ♪

*puts bunny in a pinata costume and start whacking him with a stick*

[Jojee]

I called him and got a default answering machine xD Boo, RSL, Boo.

[Del Murder]

HB Eyeson.

[Christmas]

HB Eyeson.

Hey look, it's Loony DeL! :bigsmile:

[Jojee]

Acmlm is browsing the forums :shifty:

[KH-Cloudy]

Wooooooo! Happy Birthday EoFF!!

[Freya]

Oh noes here it comes o.o

[Psychotic]

It's funny that nobody was given EoEO.

[oddler]

I'll take it. What's the going price?

[Roto13]

You'd have to be a drama llama to even want it.

[NeoCracker]

The SUbforums on the Miriel and Del Murder Section are Mafia and Werewolf. Lol.

[Roto13]

Mafia makes awesome sense, but I don't get Werewolf. D:

[NeoCracker]

Miriel of course silly.

I always knew she wasn't Human.

[Miriel]

*bite*

Also, *merge*

[NeoCracker]

I believe that what I said is humorous enough to deserve its own thread you she devil!!!

Happy Not-RSL day anymore Day!

[auronlu]

Wohba. (Anyone who recognizes that slang is a bigger nerd than most.) I missed the whole thing!

Well, almost.

I kinda like the decor. It looks like my study's filing system, the one with the MYST/RIVEN books beside Herodotus, Foucault and Calvin & Hobbes.

[Jessweeee♪]

O.O

[Peegee]

I was thinking about sending RusSeL a Christmas card but didn't know if he lived in the same place still.

=(

[Del Murder]

For whoever missed it. It wasn't much, but I tried!

[escobert]

Del, I think It was nice ;)

[Yamaneko]

Happy birthday, the brainchild of a teenager with too much time on his hands who now doesn't have enough.

[Momiji]

Happy birthday, the brainchild of a teenager with too much time on his hands who now doesn't have enough.

'Tis the sad truth. :cry:

[Roto13]

Bringing back the old titles and avatar kind of makes me think about celebrating the anniversary of the end of the American Civil War by enslaving people. :P