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Evastio
12-06-2007, 12:59 AM
In this thread name as many food weapon hybrids you can think of.

Pineapple Mace
Tomato Launcher
Bacon Whip
Carrot Blade
Cheese Grenade
Noodle Lance
Sunflower Seed Shooter
Cabbage Cannon
Broccoli Bomb

Miriel
12-06-2007, 01:02 AM
POTATO GUN!

Aerith's Knight
12-06-2007, 01:12 AM
whipped cream :)

Christmas
12-06-2007, 01:28 AM
http://www.timwu.org/durian.JPG

Jimsour
12-06-2007, 08:54 AM
POTATO GUN!

My cousin use to shoot me with those when I was a kid.

Sore as feck.

Food as a weapon? I'd rather eat it.

NeoCracker
12-06-2007, 09:03 AM
*Shoots Jimsour with Bad Milk Thrower*

Its like a flame thrower, but shoots milk tahts gone bad instead. Not only is it a weapon, but now you have a use for your bad milk.

EAT THAT JIMSOUR!

blackmage_nuke
12-06-2007, 10:26 AM
Sword Fish
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I guess not

Captain Maxx Power
12-06-2007, 11:25 AM
Should we do viable weapons or just jam together random food items with random weapons?

Sergeant Hartman
12-06-2007, 12:45 PM
Banana bomb! :hat:

blackmage_nuke
12-06-2007, 12:48 PM
Should we do viable weapons or just jam together random food items with random weapons?I cant tell if this is a pun or not but if it is i find it rather humourous

Loony BoB
12-06-2007, 01:31 PM
Extremely stale french bread stick things.

Heath
12-06-2007, 01:45 PM
Extremely stale french bread stick things.

I like the way you think. I was going to suggest a sharpened, stale baguette myself.

From Worms, I'd have to suggest a banana bombs because they're rather excellent.

Peegee
12-06-2007, 02:13 PM
Put some gunpowder in a pineapple. BOOM pineapple shrapnel!

Old Manus
12-06-2007, 04:27 PM
Sheep Launcher

Ashi
12-06-2007, 04:39 PM
I once had wasabi chips. They don't need to be renamed or anything to be considered 'weapons'. Just give them to unsuspecting victims without telling them what they are, then watch them turn to fire-breathing dragons.

Vermachtnis
12-06-2007, 05:45 PM
T-Bone boomarang
Roast Beef net

Flying Mullet
12-06-2007, 05:51 PM
Wet Noodle

rubah
12-06-2007, 05:52 PM
poison juice :O

Jimsour
12-06-2007, 06:27 PM
*Shoots Jimsour with Bad Milk Thrower*

Its like a flame thrower, but shoots milk tahts gone bad instead. Not only is it a weapon, but now you have a use for your bad milk.

EAT THAT JIMSOUR!

Nuu, the smell makes me want to throw up!

Lynx
12-06-2007, 06:46 PM
pineapple dagger in the simpsons

Jowy
12-07-2007, 01:17 AM
http://i.thottbot.com/ss/o/10128.jpg