I have no pants

[Madame Adequate]

I just woke up this morning and they were all gone. Please advise.

[boris no no]

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

[Cz]

I fail to see what the problem is. :confused:

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha. I got drunk once and woke up in my bed without pants. I hadn't the foggiest where they'd got off to.

[Aerith's Knight]

shame about your wallet though

[Araciel]

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

My pants are already too sticky..

wait what?

[Madame Adequate]

shame about your wallet though

My wallet's still fine. I don't keep things in my pockets overnight, because I had exactly this concern.

[Old Manus]

Put your keyboard on your head.

[smittenkitten]

I really needed to know these things. :eep:

[Rye]

I took them. :shifty:

[Madame Adequate]

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?


I took them. :shifty:

This does not surprise me. Can I have them back? xD

[Raebus]

In soviet Russia, pants wear you.

[demondude]

Pics plz.

[Old Manus]

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?Who said anything about finding pants

[KoShiatar]

Wear a skirt.

[Madame Adequate]

Wear a skirt.

Oh, I already am. It's all I could find.

[Quindiana Jones]

Is it Rye's skirt?

[Lawr]

It was mine... :(

[Rye]

Is it Rye's skirt?

Hahaha, he wishes. xD

[Madame Adequate]

I wove it myself from nettles and hemp :mad2:

[Rye]

What are you, Salad Fingers? xD

[Madame Adequate]

I am an ingenious cloth weaver.

[Raebus]

Can you weave clothes out of thin air? HM?

If not, I win this round. :cool:

[Madame Adequate]

No, but I can shave your quiff and weave clothes from that :nonono:

[Raebus]

I can shave your so called "beard", for no reason at all. :cool:

[Rengori]

Rye, you don't have to literally "wear the pants" in the relationship.

[Madame Adequate]

I can shave your so called "beard", for no reason at all. :cool:

Yeah good luck with that, even if your 12 year old stature could reach, you don't have the tools needed to slice through my manly face hair. It can be cut only by unobtanium.

[escobert]

You can have a pair of my pants if you need them! :bigsmile:

[drotato]

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

[Madame Adequate]

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.

[Rengori]

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.

Male stripper?

[rubah]

wash them, you lazy.

[fire_of_avalon]

Join a nudist colony.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Come over to my place.

[Heath]

Yet again I see that the hardships of the common people are overlooked in favour of special cases. Screw Children in Need, we should donate money to buy you pants!

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.

I :heart: u.

[Madame Adequate]

wash them, you lazy.

I imagine that I *WILL* wash them, should I ever *FIND* them. Who knows where they've been?


Yet again I see that the hardships of the common people are overlooked in favour of special cases. Screw Children in Need, we should donate money to buy you pants!

Hey, MILF in Need is an important cause as well!

[Luther X-Rated]

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.

[Chimp]

I'll let you get in mine~

<3

[Madame Adequate]

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.

You disgust me.

[Rye]

Do you at least have a robe and wizard hat to keep you clothed until you find your pants?

[ScottNUMBERS]

I've noticed that Bunny character is usually floating around any thread with Milf in but it seems he's no where to be seen as it stands.

Milf's pants and Bunny both missing = coincidence?

[Luther X-Rated]

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.

You disgust me.

Oh! How nice of you to think that, I'm flattered :D

[Madame Adequate]

I've noticed that Bunny character is usually floating around any thread with Milf in but it seems he's no where to be seen as it stands.

Milf's pants and Bunny both missing = coincidence?

!

[Jess]

Bunny must pay for his crimes!

[ScottNUMBERS]

Yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BPFuWr6d3g)

[Jess]

Perfect.

[Aerith's Knight]

maybe the root of his problem isnt in the missing pants.. but that he feels the need to wear any :)

[Jojee]

I have this problem all the time :p I feel your pain, man.

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BPFuWr6d3g)

This is delicious.

[Giga Guess]

Yay gratuitous nudity!