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Goldenboko
12-12-2007, 01:42 AM
How would you dispose of a killer rabbit?

-First one to say holy hand grenade wins least creative person ever.

Jojee
12-12-2007, 01:44 AM
Holy hand grenade :3

YAY, I won something ^_^

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2007, 01:45 AM
THATS NOT FAIR.. i wanted to use that comment one day

>:[

Raebus
12-12-2007, 01:48 AM
Unleash a predator that kills rabbits, then that leaves you with the problem of having a predator even deadlier than a killer rabbit. You could unleash something more dangerous than the predator that killed the rabbit but then you've got the problem again.

Yeah, do that.

Goldenboko
12-12-2007, 01:49 AM
Unleash a predator that kills rabbits, then that leaves you with the problem of having a predator even deadlier than a killer rabbit. You could unleash something more dangerous than the predator that killed the rabbit but then you've got the problem again.

Yeah, do that.

You impress the Knights that Say Nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Cookie
12-12-2007, 01:49 AM
Have a small child take care of it for a few months. Biggest killer of rabbits ever.

Fonzie
12-12-2007, 01:52 AM
RUN AWAY!

Aerith's Knight
12-12-2007, 01:54 AM
cmon.. thats what baseball bats are for..

NeoCracker
12-12-2007, 01:54 AM
Turn off the movie.

Killer Rabbits don't exist in real life silly. :P

Killer Bunny's on the other hand, they can't be stopped.

Goldenboko
12-12-2007, 01:55 AM
Turn off the movie.

Killer Rabbits don't exist in real life silly. :P

Killer Bunny's on the other hand, they can't be stopped.

Movie? Your a loony!

Marshall Banana
12-12-2007, 02:03 AM
Mashi versus killer rabbit.

Jessweeee♪
12-12-2007, 02:53 AM
:bounce:

escobert
12-12-2007, 04:44 AM
12 gauge?

rubah
12-12-2007, 05:09 AM
Let me re-read Bunnicula and I'll get back to you.

Ace14
12-12-2007, 06:07 AM
I'd kill it with the power of love!!

Araciel
12-12-2007, 06:23 AM
Boo I thought this was going to be about farts.

Also...some kind of genetically engineered carrot monster.

KoShiatar
12-12-2007, 07:23 AM
Cook it.

cloud21zidane16
12-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Leave it to get on with things itself.

leader of mortals
12-12-2007, 12:23 PM
I would fart in its general direction to completely ownify it.

Rocket Edge
12-12-2007, 12:50 PM
Hatchet.

Raebus
12-12-2007, 12:53 PM
I'd also use science and my bodily functions at the same time, how you ask? Well, I'd let out gas then contain that gas somehow and do this multiple times. Its a scientific fact that all farts are not the same.

Then, I'd hire a lab and concoct experiments, mixing different gases to create the ultimate Fart. Here comes the tricky bit, I'd somehow ingest said fart until it eventually escaped from my rear again which would promptly be aimed at the evil killer rabbit.

With luck, the rabbit would have either choked under the heavy gas atmosphere or run for it's life into a working tree destroying chipper which I had sneakily placed just behind it before hand.

KoShiatar
12-12-2007, 12:56 PM
Maybe you can fart in its direction and set the fart on fire so you dispose of it and also have it cooked?

Raebus
12-12-2007, 12:57 PM
It's impossible to flame something with a fire fart. At best it looks pretty but barely burns most things.

Araciel
12-12-2007, 01:19 PM
that could be possibly the worst recipe i've ever heard.

Loony BoB
12-12-2007, 02:02 PM
Guns, dogs, foxes. They're known to work.

Steve
12-12-2007, 02:14 PM
I'd simply use nuclear warheads, just like George W Bush probably would.

Slothy
12-12-2007, 03:43 PM
I wouldn't do anything. Hip Hop is already dead.

Dolentrean
12-12-2007, 03:52 PM
Force it to watch Failure to Launch over and over untill it kills itself, That is my standard 'I must have something dead' fallback plan.

Vermachtnis
12-12-2007, 03:58 PM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

Værn
12-13-2007, 03:52 AM
I would just ask Tim the Enchanter to summon an inferno to toast it.

Rengori
12-13-2007, 04:03 AM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.

Ramza Beoulve
12-13-2007, 04:40 AM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.But you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.

CimminyCricket
12-13-2007, 04:53 AM
Are you ready for this?

Ok.

First, I'd distract it with the enticing body of a dead raccoon. Then, I'll run to the nearest town and hitch hike up to an air port. I'll fly to Australia, grab a kangaroo and head to Thailand where I will pay for the kangaroo to take Muy Thai lessons. After it has achieved mastery of this martial art, I'll find out where Ken and Ryu are hanging out and have them all train together.

After my kangaroo has successfully obliterated Ken and Ryu I will then travel to wherever the hell it was I left that killer rabbit. I'll invite the rabbit over for tea and biscuits. Once the rabbit has arrived, I'll shoot it and allow the kangaroo to beat the lifeless animal into the ground.

Rengori
12-13-2007, 05:17 AM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.But you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.

Clone, duh.

Ramza Beoulve
12-13-2007, 06:13 AM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.But you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.

Clone, duh.But that would damage you and the clone, and you would need to start over!

Rengori
12-13-2007, 06:15 AM
I wouldn't kill it. I would only weaken it and capture it and make it fight for me.

I'd use a master ball so I wouldn't have to weaken it.But you have only one, better keep it for a running tiger, or a psychic maniac.

Clone, duh.But that would damage you and the clone, and you would need to start over!

What? I meant clone the master ball, duh.

Ramza Beoulve
12-13-2007, 06:34 AM
What? I meant clone the master ball, duh.I think it's better to win one in a lottery, but they are rare.

Rengori
12-13-2007, 06:38 AM
What? I meant clone the master ball, duh.I think it's better to win one in a lottery, but they are rare.

And somehow you always get at least one.