FFX Movie on DVD: Subtitles On Crack

[auronlu]

Whoah. Just...whoah.

I've seen an FFX DVD floating around where (I thought) Square re-rendered the game and recorded the gameplay minus the combats. The IMDB entry suggested it had Japanese with English subtitles, or English dub.

Partly to be able to make screencaptures easily for my LJ icons, and partly to get the original Japanese voices, I picked up a copy on eBay.

Except.

Either this is a bootleg, badly fansubbed version, or Square hired REALLY bad translators, because the subtitles are not the ones in the game.

At first I was irked at a shoddy product. But now?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/cometoblank.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/ohahmarvelous.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/waltertheegg.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/excrescent.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/fie.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/auronlu/fansub/rompingguy.jpg


PRICELESS!!!!!

That's only a small sample! For the rest, see my Bad Final Fantasy X Fansub (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub) gallery. I've gotten as far as Luca, and I plan to cover the whole game.

Warning: do NOT drink liquids while viewing this!

[rubah]

Oh wow.

[edit- oh WOW]

Walter is good peoples for shore 8)

[cid highwind]

OMG priceless!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[No.78]

ROFLLLLL

The last screenshot is Bickson's attempt to invite Tidus to an orgy.

[Tavrobel]

LOL wut winnared

[ReloadPsi]

Holy crap, it's Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke Of The West (http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html) all over again!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/diehure/swb56ch.jpg

They are human beings!

[No.78]

Engrish make me lol loud.

[Roto13]

Wendy. XP

[ReloadPsi]

Psst: Maybe you should post to inform us of updates d00d.

[Jessweeee♪]

EH?!


Wh...whaaaaa....??

THIS IS SO VERY VERY ODD ; ;

I'm so glad I listened to your warning...I'd have cola all over my face!

Every picture I see I wanna say something!

My brother's name is Christopher! CHRISSY WISSY IS NO KIMAHRI!

...and I'm no Jyscal for that matter!


WTF....Guado's are Chubbies now? EXDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm...out of words.


EDIT:

auronlu is my favorite FFX fan now!

[auronlu]

Psst: Maybe you should post to inform us of updates d00d.

Oh, twist my arm. ;)

I've just added a new batch of screencaps that cover the pilgrimage up to the Farplane in Guadosalam -- excuse me, "Samuel."

Also added a few polls and a link to my favorite silly FFX video on Youtube.

It may be time to break it onto more than one page, at this rate! Gah, and to think I was writing a fairly good Auron fanfic before this suddenly ate my "hobby" timeslot. :greenie:

Here's the link again (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub) so you don't have to scroll back to the top of the page.

[Jessweeee♪]

This is so funny it's eating my brain x.o

[No.78]

Do not misunderstand a girls thought or you will LOOSE YOUR FACE!!!


Gold.

[Big D]

I lack the words to describe this feeling.

Every second screenshot has me laughing so hard I'm wracked with a painful coughing fit, yet there's not a chance I'll stop reading till I reach the end.

My oh my.

[Heath]

Suddenly Jecht attacking a shoopuff seems so much more distressing when we learn its name is Herbert.

That's utterly fantastic. Engrish usually has me either cringing or laughing in bucketloads, but I can easily vouch for the fact I was definitely doing the latter this time.

[auronlu]

I'm holiday busy, but I've uploaded another small batch here (http://www.squidoo.com/fansub2#module6037328). Enjoy! :)

[Galadus]

Thats awesome!, the Zenakent Alpuss :tongue: can't stop laughing at this!
"I feel happy that Walter wants to arouse me."

[Tallulah]

Hillarious. Particularly Simon Chubby (aka. Seymour Guado!)

Keep it up! :D

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh my God...it can't get any funnier. No way.

[ReloadPsi]

I have got to get my hands on the full version of this.

[Markus. D]

My brain died a little more with each caption.

Until the point were my "lol"s were exhausting me.

[auronlu]

So anyway, i'm finished with the crack and have backed away slowly -- in other words I've gotten to the end of those DVDs. I'm glad it's entertained many of you!

The FFX-2 DVD was apparently translated by someone who knows English and Japanese mcuh better, which is a pity, because I'd enjoy making fun of it. Also, I am irked that the video quality on the X-2 disk is noticeably better -- I don't WANT screencaps of those characters!!

Ah well. The hazards of bootleg and eBay. Back to the real thing now, as I attempt to complete the last tiny scraps on my "Complete Script" page.

[MistaCloudStrife]

A Chinese person subbed it, I feel it in my veins. No, actually, I've seen some Taiwanese Dramas that are translated similar to that. =P

[Jessweeee♪]

The FFX-2 DVD was apparently translated by someone who knows English and Japanese mcuh better


:kaocry:

EDIT:

"Let's launch a face."


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LOL

[Chewy]

I agree Walter is a good egg