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theundeadhero
01-07-2008, 09:33 PM
If you were smarter what would you do?

James Leopold
01-07-2008, 09:34 PM
Write a book on how smart I am

Rye
01-07-2008, 09:37 PM
I'd be going to my dream college, hahaha.

Actually, on a less bitter note, if I were smarter, I'd be ripping my hair out taking a bunch of AP Physics and AP Calculus classes, because I'm terrible with stress. So maybe it is for the best. :3

Roto13
01-07-2008, 09:44 PM
If my brain was any more powerful than it already is I'd develop psychokinetic brain powers. I'd probably use them to make people's heads explode.

Sergeant Hartman
01-07-2008, 09:44 PM
Probably mock people more.

cloud21zidane16
01-07-2008, 09:50 PM
Be a doctor, i can earn a lot of money, help a lot of people, perfect:D

qwertysaur
01-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Eat a cookie.
:cookie:

Zeldy
01-07-2008, 10:08 PM
Do better at school and not be an 'average' student.

escobert
01-07-2008, 10:09 PM
Probably kill myself. My brain over works itself at this point in time as it is.

scrumpleberry
01-07-2008, 10:12 PM
If my brain was any more powerful than it already is I'd develop psychokinetic brain powers. I'd probably use them to make people's heads explode.

And he's so modest, too!

Develop a way around sleeping that isn't insomnia. Like that machine thingy from Chrono Trigger.

o_O
01-07-2008, 10:54 PM
If my brain was any more powerful than it already is I'd develop psychokinetic brain powers. I'd probably use them to make people's heads explode.

And he's so modest, too!

Develop a way around sleeping that isn't insomnia. Like that machine thingy from Chrono Trigger.

I'd develop an Enertron that doesn't leave you hungry.

Aerith's Knight
01-07-2008, 10:55 PM
actually.. prob do maybe a little more.. but not much..

there arent many levels above me and im already going to my dream college..

nobelprize would be nice

Shoeberto
01-07-2008, 11:00 PM
I'd probably skip college.

Kanshisha
01-07-2008, 11:00 PM
if i were smarter...

I'd go and make my own games to sell~! or even make my own photoshop version, eg. Photoshop AJ+ Imagination just doesn't stop there ^^

Larahl
01-07-2008, 11:24 PM
Wear pants.

LunarWeaver
01-07-2008, 11:42 PM
Start a popular religion that makes you pay to be a member.

Madame Adequate
01-07-2008, 11:52 PM
I'd have me some fun :D

Jojee
01-08-2008, 12:22 AM
I'd probably skip college.

Yeah, invent something cool and complicated and profit! :p

Captain Maxx Power
01-08-2008, 12:22 AM
Do something useful for the entirety of mankind. Right now I'm smart, but not world-changing smart. At least I don't think I am.

Yamaneko
01-08-2008, 12:49 AM
Be even more aware of how little I know.

Heath
01-08-2008, 12:50 AM
I'd have a wittier reply to this thread if I were smart.

Otherwise, I imagine I'd be just where I am now. Where I am now wouldn't change if I were more intelligent, I don't think, though I imagine my time at university would be fairly different.

o_O
01-08-2008, 01:44 AM
Start a popular religion that makes you pay to be a member.

We already have <a href="http://www.varsity.co.nz/features/inside-destiny-church.html">one of those</a> in New Zealand. :(

Ramza Beoulve
01-08-2008, 02:22 AM
Find myself a friend named Pinky and then try to rule the world every day :D.

Nifleheim7
01-08-2008, 02:32 AM
I'd get very depressed.

Shiny
01-08-2008, 02:32 AM
Create something much better than Microsoft and blow all competing companies out the water. Then do a little dance.

Aerith's Knight
01-08-2008, 03:01 AM
Create something much better than Microsoft Windows and have Shiny steal it. Then give a sad face :(

MistaCloudStrife
01-08-2008, 03:03 AM
Learn how to genetically alter the human body down to the last cell and change my bodily structure so I would be invincible/immortal. Then I would probably go and watch anime and play games for the rest of my existence. =)

NeoTifa
01-08-2008, 03:13 AM
get good grades
graduate
have an iq higher than 135 :\
finally solve a ribix cube without cheating by taking off all the color stickers and putting them back in order.
grow a moustache so i can stroke it thoughtfully
wear a monocle
invent a cool gadget that sends me to my dream world with jojee on the planet of hunky hunks with nice bods (see the girl with kaleidascope eyes thread)
need i go on?

Aerith's Knight
01-08-2008, 03:29 AM
i have 135.. should i buy a monocle? xD

Roto13
01-08-2008, 03:34 AM
No. You should pay to take a proper IQ test. >_>

NeoTifa
01-08-2008, 03:38 AM
nah, free internet ones are all i can afford :p

mooglebunni608
01-08-2008, 03:39 AM
I'd breeze through Sociology class and pass in ALL my perfect and complete homework tommorow morning ><

And I'd teach myself how to sing. And play the guitar. <3

TyphoonThaReapa
01-08-2008, 03:42 AM
I'd hit on women with way least brain cells then my own. Which would be every women on the smurfing planet. Ahh yes, sexism. Can't live with it, can't have sex without it...:cool:

NeoTifa
01-08-2008, 03:51 AM
=_= grrr.....

i would know every sexist man and assassinate him

Madame Adequate
01-08-2008, 04:08 AM
No. You should pay to take a proper IQ test. >_>

xDD!

I'd love to be smarter. I mean sure, I am intelligent, but I could be so much more so ;_; I wish I were. What I'd do with it? If I knew that, I'd go and do it with what I have.

blackmage_nuke
01-08-2008, 04:23 AM
I wouldnt make such stupid decisions

goth-love
01-12-2008, 07:25 PM
Build a space craft and get of this crappy planet, maybe bring some friends.

Aerith's Knight
01-12-2008, 08:30 PM
=_= grrr.....

i would know every sexist man and assassinate him

you can do that now.. but if your really smart.. you can get away with it :)

Alive-Cat
01-12-2008, 08:35 PM
I would post with a suitable icon on every one of my posts.

Dolentrean
01-12-2008, 08:36 PM
If my brain was any more powerful than it already is I'd develop psychokinetic brain powers. I'd probably use them to make people's heads explode.

I would have an epic psychokinetic battle with Roto!

Quindiana Jones
01-12-2008, 08:57 PM
Look down on people less smart than me.


And ace all my exams.

Old Manus
01-12-2008, 10:03 PM
Be an asshole

Aerith's Knight
01-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Be an asshole

how is that different :)

aquatius
01-12-2008, 10:59 PM
Learn faster :P

physician
01-12-2008, 11:03 PM
make the most powerful nuclear bomb
be the 2nd Einstein

Old Manus
01-12-2008, 11:08 PM
Be an asshole

how is that different :)I'm glad you think I'm smart.

Northcrest
01-12-2008, 11:12 PM
Create something that would not cause the apocalypse of any type.

Tallulah
01-13-2008, 12:12 AM
If I were smarter, in a couple of months time I could scare that a$$hole who basically used me for you-know-what, into thinking that he's got me... in a certain condition. :eek:

Well, I am that smart, just not that bitter and twisted. ;)

Honestly, if I were smarter, I would have chosen a more enjoyable university degree. Ah, well... *sigh*

Aerith's Knight
01-13-2008, 12:19 AM
its funny how no one specified how smart they would become :)

Madame Adequate
01-13-2008, 02:59 AM
its funny how no one specified how smart they would become :)

That's because it's rather unquantifiable.

Aerith's Knight
01-13-2008, 03:03 AM
its funny how no one specified how smart they would become :)

That's because it's rather unquantifiable.

Yes, but its not like an increase of 10 IQ points will make you able to crush humans with your thoughts :choc2:

rubah
01-13-2008, 04:42 AM
Wear pants.

Funny, I'd do the opposite. No one could bad talk you if you were super genius, it'd just be 'man look at that crazy allison, she really knows what she's talking about, who cares if she refuses to wear pants'

Yamaneko
01-13-2008, 05:09 AM
Most of those genius kids are losers anyway who have trouble making anything out of their gifts because they can't cope with the world around them. I'd rather work hard for what I accomplish.

NeoTifa
01-13-2008, 05:52 AM
im still going with the "wear a monocle" option. you know its bad @$$

Lynx
01-13-2008, 06:33 AM
its funny how no one specified how smart they would become :)

That's because it's rather unquantifiable.

Yes, but its not like an increase of 10 IQ points will make you able to crush humans with your thoughts :choc2:

for me it will :p

id crush humans with my thoughts specifically my boss. or you knwo jsut figrue a way to get her fired because for some reason incompatence doesnt get her fired go figure.

Quindiana Jones
01-13-2008, 09:57 AM
Be an asshole

how is that different :)I'm glad you think I'm smart.

You set yourself up. :D

YOU GENIUS!

Vivisteiner
01-13-2008, 02:35 PM
If I were any smarter, my head would explode. ;)