Staff got beaten.

[Quindiana Jones]

Friends, have you ever been happier than this day? :bigsmile:

For today, comrades, the staff have not been the last to post in a closed thread.

Please, everyone, give your congratulations to xDeathEaterx, for posting seconds before this thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/94992-oh-man-im-totally-scared-2.html) was closed.

[Quindiana Jones]

NEWS JUST IN: theundeadhero couldn't hack it.

What a pansy.

[Cookie]

Wow. This is interesting.

[rubah]

It happens from time to time. Besides, we can always either delete the post or post again 8) or open it back and reclose it!

[Psychotic]

You see what I have to work with? These people are appalling.

1) Close thread.
2) Spend 10 minutes thinking of witty close message.
3) Post witty close message.

I can't be the only one who follows this simple three-step plan.

[Sergeant Hartman]

It happens from time to time. Besides, we can always either delete the post or post again 8) or open it back and reclose it!
Only to find that someone else has posted!

[Zeldy]

Wow. This is interesting.

[CimminyCricket]

I have no clue as to what is going on.

[xDeathEaterx]

WHOO! go me!! :kaocheer:

[snacks]

Wow. This is interesting.

[Goldenboko]

You see what I have to work with? These people are appalling.

1) Close thread.
2) Spend 10 minutes thinking of witty close message.
3) Post witty close message.

I can't be the only one who follows this simple three-step plan.

All the more reason to get someone new and worthy as a CK? ;)

[cloud21zidane16]

Wow. This is interesting.

:thumb:

[I Took the Red Pill]

Wow. This is not interesting in the least.

[Breine]

Cool beans :cool:

[rubah]

I don't use psychotic's order, but then it doesn't take me 10 minutes to think of a witty close message either.

[Psychotic]

That's because

now Psychotic, think.

"You're not funny" would be blunt and to the point. But maybe people wouldn't get it. Wit. Funny. EoFF. Hmm. EoFF is dumb.

OK. Uh.

"That's because you've never thought of a witty close message." Too vague? EoFF. Oh god damn EoFF I hate you.

No

no wait

I have it

ITALICISE witty. And maybe add a "Yeah?" at the start, to make it look like I type how people talk.

The final product:

Yeah? Well that's because you've never thought of a witty close message.

[rubah]

oh psy <33333333333

[edit- I edited this post to make it bleeding obvious that it was a thread open message]

[snacks]

quick reopened go!

[Cookie]

in b4 re-close

[rubah]

it's a little harder to beat the staff in a thread open message, isn't it, sktty-kun

[Fonzie]

Oh SHI

[Goldenboko]

I nominate this for post of the year.

[snacks]

it's a little harder to beat the staff in a thread open message, isn't it, sktty-kun

you took the words out of my mouth!

[Old Manus]

ITT lack of humour

[Roto13]

Musta been when you were kissing me.

[Fonzie]

*snap*

[rubah]

On a hot summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

[Psychotic]

ITT lack of humourYeah? Well you could've just typed ITT old manus and saved yourself 5 key strokes.

[Goldenboko]

inb4rerereclose

[snacks]

Meatloaf? xP

[Goldenboko]

Meatloaf? xP

I'm liking this thread more with each poast :D

[rubah]

Oh, <em>yeah</em>. 8)

see psy, you can combine the italics and the yeah, you just have to add sunglasses.

[theundeadhero]

I'm still crying about it and nobody cares :(

[Old Manus]

You could've saved 21 lines :mad2:

Yeah, I counted them.

[rubah]

*huggles hero*

[snacks]

I like where this thread is going.

[theundeadhero]

I did it all for the chest actions.

[snacks]

So it died? Tragic.

inb4rerecloseandjargonposting.

[Shlup]

*blank stare*

[rubah]

o_o

[Psychotic]

Nobody likes you, ShlupQuack.

This one only took me two minutes!

[rubah]

Everyone loves Psymond

How come we don't have a sunglasses smilie? :cool: just doesn't cut it.

[Psychotic]

Debra is a fox. I would.

[theundeadhero]

I don't know who I like better. ShlupDuck is girly but I've met PsyQuack in person.

[Shlup]

I am fairly sure my boobs are bigger.

[Psychotic]

Please repost the "Curiosity Salted the Snail" photo. Thank you.

[theundeadhero]

To get more support for this I will leave the polls open to the public.

[Freya]

this became a who's better psy or shulp? thread... wtf?

[rubah]

Yeah, a pretty lame ending, tbh.

[James Leopold]

But a great cliffhanger!

[Goldenboko]

To get more support for this I will leave the polls open to the public.

I vote rubah for most hairy.

[Old Manus]

wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Psychotic]

this became a who's better psy or shulp? thread... wtf?No. This became a "Petition for photos of Shlup's rack (but we wouldn't say no to rubah either)" thread. Basically it's the photo thread, but just replace Rye with Shlup and Jess with rubah.

[Freya]

But shlups rack? Seriously? I thought you had to like... pay to see that.

[Jess]

I heard that Paul has nice breasts.

[NeoCracker]

Is it wrong if "Hot for Teacher" is now playing in my head?

[theundeadhero]

Only if you're a middle-schooler in California.

[Goldenboko]

I heard that Paul has nice breasts.

He shoves them in my face. :(

[Roto13]

I wanna see GB's rack.

[Shlup]

I accept PayPal and money orders. Send cash at your own risk. No personal checks.

[Heath]

Okay, this has gone on long enough.

*closes*

[Tavrobel]

Site Staff don't do anything. Ever.

[snacks]

Lol you guize stop!oneoneone

[Aerith's Knight]

i dont get it.. whats the big deal?

[Yamaneko]

Sometimes I close threads without posting in them because it's obvious enough why they were closed.

[Bahamut2000X]

i dont get it.. whats the big deal?

It's kind of like beating that uber boss in that one game with ONLY that character that nobody liked cause they sucked. It's cool at first, but then no one cares when you start using gamesharks. :(

[Tallulah]

*closes thread*

Wait, I'm not staff. Dang. :(

[Levian]

I only get about 30% of rubah's jokes. :/

[Goldenboko]

I wanna see GB's rack.

♪My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...♪

[oddler]

Staff got milkshakes.

[Denmark]

I can't post in this thread, I'm hardly worthy.

[Tavrobel]

I can't post in this thread, I'm hardly worthy.

lulz wait wut? Only Norway could possibly be more qualifed to post than you. But Levian is only an RM now.

[Goldenboko]

I only get about 30% of rubah's jokes. :/

Thats because only 30% of her jokes are actually funny ;)

[Tavrobel]

I only get about 30% of rubah's jokes. :/

Thats because only 30% of her jokes are actually funny ;)

And which 30% would that be?

[rubah]

30% of 300% of them obviously.

[Tavrobel]

30% of 300% of them obviously.

So is that 10%?

[Del Murder]

I ran out of witty close messages years ago. :(

[Bahamut2000X]

I ran out of witty close messages years ago. :(

:cry:

[rubah]

30% of 300% of them obviously.

So is that 10%?

10% not-funny, yes.

[Denmark]

I can't post in this thread, I'm hardly worthy.

lulz wait wut? Only Norway could possibly be more qualifed to post than you. But Levian is only an RM now.

He's more Recognized than I'll ever be. :(

Which, of course, is the only reason he's the only qualified Norwegian.

[Goldenboko]

Denmark is very emo today.

[leader of mortals]

must... resist... urge... to... spam....

damnit

[Loony BoB]

I post a reply and check the "Close this thread after you submit your message" checkbox. You simply can't beat that.

[leader of mortals]

must get last post and not get banned

[Aerith's Knight]

this shouldve ended yesterday -_-

[Goldenboko]

this shouldve ended yesterday -_-

Shut the hell up *smack* *smack*

Clearly your feeble mind doesn't understand the awesomeness that is in this thread. Or at least was in this thread till leader of mortals posted :tongue:

[Tallulah]

I post a reply and check the "Close this thread after you submit your message" checkbox. You simply can't beat that.

So that's how it's done...

[demondude]

It's boring now.
*Closes*

[Quindiana Jones]

Goodness.

[Quindiana Jones]

This thread is just wrong.

[Quindiana Jones]

I feel kind of like Einstein.

[Quindiana Jones]

Why would anyone want to see ShlupsRack anyway?

[Quindiana Jones]

I mean....come on. Psychotic porn is way better.

[Quindiana Jones]

That reminds me of this time when Psychotic didn't post porn, but instead closed this thread for good and banned GB for a week.

[Quindiana Jones]

Good times.....:reminiscingface:

[Quindiana Jones]

Let's go to the moon in a rocket powered by Pepsi.

[Quindiana Jones]

Or something like that....

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll never be as good as Alastair|UK.

[Quindiana Jones]

:(

[Old Manus]

c-c-c-combo breaker

[Quindiana Jones]

Combo was broken automatically when I finished it, n00b.

[Darkness2003]

You see what I have to work with? These people are appalling.

1) Close thread.
2) Spend 10 minutes thinking of witty close message.
3) Post witty close message.

I can't be the only one who follows this simple three-step plan.

All the more reason to get someone new and worthy as a CK? ;)
Totally agreed.

[Bahamut2000X]

*spams in before close*

:tongue:

[Quindiana Jones]

*____* hardly counts as spam. ;)

[Raebus]

You see what I have to work with? These people are appalling.

1) Close thread.
2) Spend 10 minutes thinking of witty close message.
3) Post witty close message.

I can't be the only one who follows this simple three-step plan.

All the more reason to get someone new and worthy as a CK? ;)
Totally agreed.

I'm noticing your join date, have you been here before? Or, is this really your first day/first few hours here?

[Denmark]

inb4secondaccount

[James Leopold]

To maintain EOFF's sanity, this thread must remain open.

[Aerith's Knight]

*runs around in circles*

[demondude]

Woozle Wazzle! What were we wailing? Woozle Wazzle!

[Quindiana Jones]

Right, that's it. The staff are incompetent/not logged on right now!

EVERYONE! POST WHATEVER YOU LIKE!

[Quindiana Jones]

AND DOUBLE POST TOO!

[Quindiana Jones]

This thread is just wrong.


I feel kind of like Einstein.


Why would anyone want to see ShlupsRack anyway?


I mean....come on. Psychotic porn is way better.


That reminds me of this time when Psychotic didn't post porn, but instead closed this thread for good and banned GB for a week.


Good times.....:reminiscingface:


Let's go to the moon in a rocket powered by Pepsi.


Or something like that....


I'll never be as good as Alastair|UK.


:(

[Roogle]

I apologize. I will close this thread now.

[rubah]

man, I'm ashamed that I went to classes today and missed this.