Foto Phight

[Jessweeee♪]

I read through the old one and now I want to have another one.
Someone start us off.

NAU.

[oddler]

27622

[Rantz]

http://www.bedair.org/Projects/chipper11.jpg

[Roto13]

First person to post a picture of Chuck Norris loses.

[Moon Rabbits]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/wrench-1.jpg

[rubah]

http://www.airbuddy.com/23a56000.jpg

[Tallulah]

http://www.grumpyoldsod.com/cow.jpg

[rubah]

I died at that one xD

[Bahamut2000X]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/bahamut2000x/burger-king.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

http://www.cnet.co.uk/i/c/blg/cat/digitalmusic/mcdonalds.jpg

[Freya]

http://puxando.com/filmes/imagens/super-size-me-poster02.jpg

[Rantz]

http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/ICantBelieveItsNotButterFatFree.jpg

[SY_Hepcat]

http://images.stylepad.com/images/users/2011/2011-116550560742969.jpg

[rubah]

http://www.michianaantiquemall.com/images/textiles/b55snakeskinpurse.jpg

[Captain Maxx Power]

http://www.greek2me.com/things/mornington_crescent.jpg

[Moon Rabbits]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3908605/2/istockphoto_3908605_destroyed_brickwall.jpg

[Giga Guess]

http://www.3dtogo.co.uk/images/thumbs/brick.jpg

[Shlup]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Construction-Workers-Lunching-on-a-Crossbeam-1932-Photographic-Print-C10114692.jpeg

[Dolentrean]

http://www.piepalace.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sw-awesome.jpg

I win, you can now close this thread.

[KentaRawr!]

http://alain.hackquest.com/blog/optical-illusion.gif

Don't let the fact that it's a gif fool you. It's actually not moving.

[leader of mortals]

http://alain.hackquest.com/blog/optical-illusion.gif

Don't let the fact that it's a gif fool you. It's actually not moving.

the red X beats everything

[escobert]

http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0472.jpg

[Rantz]

http://anotherboyfromoz.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/windowslivewriter5eab08c3767f-a4f9slide7.jpg

[demondude]

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/pubs/5120.jpg

[The Unknown Guru]

http://www.suelebeau.com/images/rock.gif

[Dolentrean]

http://www.suelebeau.com/images/rock.gif

OH MY GOD! its a giant rock!

[Flying Mullet]

First person to post a picture of Raoul Duke loses.
Chuck Norris lost any respect when he appeared here anyway:
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-01/34570296.jpg

[The Unknown Guru]

OH MY GOD! its a giant rock!

Yeah. Rock beats scissors.

[Evastio]

http://leezas.com/MaxSigSize.gif
Either I'm paper cutting Raoul Duke or I'm beating rock with paper.

[Quindiana Jones]

http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif

Dun dun dun! License to burn!

[Bahamut2000X]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/bahamut2000x/Super_Soaker_50.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.gluttonsess.com/blog/giant_2Dbra_small.jpg

[Giga Guess]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMC/A9738~Attack-of-the-50-Foot-Woman-Posters.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.gts-depot.net/Animation/Japanese/OVAs/Jungle_de_Ikou/Framegrabs/04.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Is it just me, or have some people not got the idea of the thread? That's not aimed at a specific person, it just seems to me that some of the pictures connections don't make sense.

Or it could be that I simply don't understand some of them. Either way, it's bad.

[KentaRawr!]

Bra beats water, bra is big, giant woman wears bra. I defeat giant woman by staring. :3

Quite simple, really.

[Quindiana Jones]

For too complex/vague for my wee mind.

[KentaRawr!]

Then think of a counter-measure to staring that would work. :monster:

[rubah]

maybe someone should've posted a wet t-shirt contest pic (eoff-friendly) between your posts, kenta 8)

there's a scene in trigun that the last pic makes me think of, if I find a screen of it I'll post it.

Got it
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/others/trigunphoto.jpg

[Rantz]

Then think of a counter-measure to staring that would work. :monster:

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5985/3253d50ec9acbe460080779ko2.gif

[KentaRawr!]

Edit: Oh, crud, that picture was too big.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/tv-smashed_idol.jpg

[Flying Mullet]

http://elainereese.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/tv.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://meisterplanet.com/images/wordpress-entries/junior-geek-squad.jpg

[Vermachtnis]

http://images.wikia.com/openserving/sports/images/3/31/Jmontana.jpg

[Kanshisha]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/Funny-White-Gorrila-Smiling.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/disney/villainart/clayton.jpg

[Shiny]

http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/7249/1/Nip-Tuck-The-Complete-Second-Season.jpg
Plastic surgeons will fix you up reaaaal nice, foo.

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/disney/villainart/clayton.jpg

[Evastio]

They won't fix up this guy's face.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/lounge/21274d1144203806-best-worst-flash-cnb-picture-5.png


Is it just me, or have some people not got the idea of the thread? That's not aimed at a specific person, it just seems to me that some of the pictures connections don't make sense.
I guess we should get people to post why their picture defeats the previous one.

[Kanshisha]

OOC: That'll work i guess.. Before, i put up the gorilla for no reason at all.. I found no way to defeat a footballer

[Randgris]

http://www.clownsmighteatme.com/clown23.jpg

[Rantz]

OOC: That'll work i guess.. Before, i put up the gorilla for no reason at all.. I found no way to defeat a footballer
I thought it was a pike at a footballer's intelligence :p

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5073/nolaughterud1.gif

[blackmage_nuke]

I could post some kind of school shooting article but that may count as offensive

[Flying Mullet]

Recess beats school.
http://sitemaker.umich.edu/356.speregen/files/recess.jpg

[Bahamut2000X]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g269/bahamut2000x/novone50.jpg

Candy van ftw!

[mooglebunni608]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z63/qweenbee8822/cops.jpg

[James Leopold]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/08/25/tramp_master_361x470.gif

Tramps beat cops...at everything

[BardTard]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e159/x_xinternet_addictx_x/gangstabrock.jpg

[rubah]

http://www.sefton.gov.uk/images/CS_bandana_baby.jpg
my bandana baby beats your bandana baby.

[Quindiana Jones]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19204.jpg

My banana baby beats your bandana baby.


EDIT: Bugger me. Didn't realise it was that big. :eek:

[scrumpleberry]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/buddha.jpg

Monk beats baby. I think putting reasons is a good idea.

[Vermachtnis]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2007-04/13/xin_0604041309213801433947.jpg

Monkey eats banana

[Flying Mullet]

Err, it's a fruit fly that's eating the bananas...

http://agspsrv34.agric.wa.gov.au/ento/Surveillance/Image53_small.gif

[Rantz]

I'm pretty sure even a ukulele playing Christmas frog fancies a tasty bug every now and then. http://store.drumbum.com/media/guitar-player-frog.jpg

[leader of mortals]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3736799/2/istockphoto_3736799_grumpy_fly.jpg

evil fly owns a fly eater

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.picketfenceoakmont.com/Images/shoe_shufflin_spider_small.jpg

This spider can defeat any fly.

[scrumpleberry]

...

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/Old-Lady-Who-Swallowed-a-Fly-rhymes.jpg

SHE SWALLOWS HIM LULZ

[KentaRawr!]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Mecha_Fang/O%20RLY/O%20RLY%20versions/KAEPORLY.jpg

[Kanshisha]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/bird_hunter.jpg

[The Unknown Guru]

http://www.lukecole.com/Roadside%20Attractions/World's%20Largest/Donut-LongBeach.jpg

Need I say more?

[Casey]

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/1t4iug.jpg

[escobert]

http://www.gozer.org/images/fry-aaargh.gif

[Randgris]

http://www.veritaserum.com/interact/cartoons/con13/todd-shrink.gif

[Kanshisha]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/michael-jackson-400a052307.jpg

[The Unknown Guru]

http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif

MJ: "Augh! I'm melting!"

[Vermachtnis]

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/2857/squirtle.jpg

Squirtle uses Water Gun!

[Randgris]

http://d21c.com/tas/mtag18/pff_girl_chef.jpg
Ima cook yo turtle!!

[Kanshisha]

Not today!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/ist2_753536_aged_oven.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://gary2idaho.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/geeksquad.gif

[The Unknown Guru]

http://www.killybegsonline.org/community/features/05/images/dallas_tie_cut.jpg

What can they do without their precious ties?

[scrumpleberry]

I wanted to find a picture of someone getting caught in a ceiling fan, but I couldn't. :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Ditto. And always I'm worried about looking up "gay cowboys" in Google.

[The Devil]

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Dungeon/2857/squirtle.jpg

Squirtle uses Water Gun!

http://www.bloodysushi.com/macro/So%20I%20Herd%20U%20Liek%20Mudkip.jpg

[Dolentrean]

http://www.peoples.ru/state/officials/chaney/chaney_dick2.jpg

Dick kills your pokemon in a hunting accident!

[scrumpleberry]

ANIMAL RIGHTS, ACTIVATE-!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/scrumpleberry/168663-64491.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://usera.imagecave.com/oneironama/Super_MaSon/robotnik1.jpg

He'll turn them into robots.

[Dolentrean]

http://ririnsu.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/pw_test_artv2.jpg

He will support the animals in court and send robotnik to jail.

[Vermachtnis]

http://www.luckythreadz.com/large/images/step_ladder_large.gif

Arguing about this will break them up.

[NeoCracker]

http://www.luckythreadz.com/large/images/step_ladder_large.gif

Arguing about this will break them up.

Al Sharpton gives a Speech on unity, thus ending the argument.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f230/sobeahero/alsharpton.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

http://www.globalresearch.ca/articlePictures/bush2-375.jpeg

He'll do something, anything, to screw it up. :monster:

[Kanshisha]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/george-w-bush-pictures-0005.jpg

Not if he's busy with something else ^.-

[Giga Guess]

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Poultry/RoastTurkey.jpg

The next day...

[The Devil]

Or hopefully:

http://www.crestock.com/uploads/competition/entries/633018713061370000.jpg

[James Leopold]

Those are some evil birds. But not as evil as...
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/duckula.jpg

[The Devil]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/charlesdrac170906_600x457.jpg

Oh the horror!

[Rantz]

"We have no blood! You suck! Kia ha ha!"

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8153/postertwinsfullpp0.jpg

[The Devil]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/ghost-towel-1.jpg

"I'm a ghost hear me RAWR!"

[Kanshisha]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o209/pooltable100/boy-bawang-garlic.jpg

enjoy having high blood pressure and stinky as breath ^.-

[The Devil]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1998-04-20.gif

[Rantz]

http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc98/5_23_98/garlic.jpg

[The Devil]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_fBD0KfZ-ExY/RqrfuvNIlAI/AAAAAAAAAJo/BVNSBboKiWc/s400/IsItEDible+-+Garlic+Man.JPG

[Garnie]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/funny_cat_pictures_068.jpg
oh and my cat lulu ...just for fun!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/GAH.jpg

[leader of mortals]

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9901/dogballam6.jpg

Dog owns cat

[Garnie]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/rjo0296l.jpg
...but i think i may have missed the joke on that last image!

[Orestes]

http://www.singingfool.com/photos/245/001031_23.jpg

[Vermachtnis]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/rjo0296l.jpg
...but i think i may have missed the joke on that last image!

That dog's about to nuter himself.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f8/200px-HankHill.jpg

Hank Hill is anti whatever that is.

[Agrias]

Mii's to the rescue! http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/783/783295/ign-tv-mailbag-tv-miis-20070425024718323.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/wii_zapper_3.jpg

Guns kill.

[Vermachtnis]

http://www.cairnsmowercity.com/images/craftsman%20chainsaw%2035020.jpg

Chainsaws can diflect bullets.

[Dolentrean]

Do I really have to say why this pwns?

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Army-of-Darkness---Movie-Score-Poster-C10282760.jpeg

[Yamaneko]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/buttons/threadclosed.gif