Let's See ____ Try to Pick Up the Hotties

[Evastio]

Which EoFF member do you think would be most amusing to watch try to pick up hotties and why?

I'd have to say Yamaneko. With his negative attitude it'd be really funny seeing him try to get the girls' attention.

[Rye]

Jaffar, because it'd be so humorous seeing him pick up every girl in the entire bar with his supreme charisma and watch them all fight for his glory, HA HA HA HA HA!

[Roto13]

Aerith's Knight, fighting back the tears.

[Namelessfengir]

me... i get a chuckle just thinking about how i might screw up next

[Rye]

Aerith's Knight, fighting back the tears.

Moommmmm, stop combing my hair like that, it hurts. :cry:

[Roto13]

Wrong member. :shifty:

[Shiny]

TyphoonThaReapa.

Typhoon: "A'yo shortie, let's get it on!"
Girl: *smack*

[Dolentrean]

Rye, sure it would be easy for her, but... hell you know you wanna see it to!

[rubah]

heath.

Scouser debonaire vs. girls.

???!?!?

[Loony BoB]

Squally Leonharty, definitely. Some of his lines are so legendary. His accent would make it so incredibly amusing (provided that this is happening in the UK, where his accent would actually be noticeable).

The best thing is that he gets the girl in the end. Smooth bastard. xD

[o_O]

Squally Leonharty, definitely. Some of his lines are so legendary. His accent would make it so incredibly amusing (provided that this is happening in the UK, where his accent would actually be noticeable).

The best thing is that he gets the girl in the end. Smooth bastard. xD

All he need to do is walk up to a girl and say "Industrial train station." and he's set. :p

[blackmage_nuke]

Anyone who uses the chloroform rag line

[Rye]

Squally Leonharty, definitely. Some of his lines are so legendary. His accent would make it so incredibly amusing (provided that this is happening in the UK, where his accent would actually be noticeable).

The best thing is that he gets the girl in the end. Smooth bastard. xD

With his pimp hat, for sure. xD

[Aerith's Knight]

Aerith's Knight, fighting back the tears.

Moommmmm, stop combing my hair like that, it hurts. :cry:

What the? You dont even know me.

[Old Manus]

Au contraire

[Aerith's Knight]

ah yes.. youve known me a full 3 months.. over internet.. yes I see the insight into my life it must give you.

and if you didnt get that.. that was sarcasm.

[Raebus]

I bet AK's sarcasm gets him all the ladies, or a slap. The slap choice would be funnier to imagine.

[fire_of_avalon]

AK chill out. This whole thread is just silliness. Nobody means anything by it.

idk who I'd like to see fail at picking up the hotties. I think most of you would cry and make an EoEO thread about it then I'd have to go stop people from picking on you even though I really want to laugh. Plz don't try to pick up the hotties.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

TyphoonThaReapa.

Typhoon: "A'yo shortie, let's get it on!"
Girl: *smack*

A'yo, I wouldn't do it like that!!!:mad2:...:shifty:

[DK]

I'd back you to pick up any woman you wanted, TTR. I got faith in a brotha'. Word.

[Peegee]

word to your two mommas

I'd like to see Bert's game actually. I don't know enough about him so this may actually not be as comical as I'd like =o

[escobert]

word to your two mommas

I'd like to see Bert's game actually. I don't know enough about him so this may actually not be as comical as I'd like =o

I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

TyphoonThaReapa.

Typhoon: "A'yo shortie, let's get it on!"
Girl: *smack*

*laughs* I totally agree, seconded.

[Ace14]

TyphoonThaReapa.

Typhoon: "A'yo shortie, let's get it on!"
Girl: *smack*

*laughs* I totally agree, seconded.

I agree with this too, it's actually kind of funny; when I read the first post I thought of TTR right off the bat. (no offence intended) :)

[Evastio]

It'd also be funny seeing Bert pick up girls in his devil costume using his "Let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy!!!" line.

[Alive-Cat]

I would like to see Rantzien tackling a pink-clad sperm whale, however on the subject of girls I am not so sure.

[escobert]

It'd also be funny seeing Bert pick up girls in his devil costume using his "Let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy!!!" line.

haha

[Zeldy]

Raebus. Not only would Shauna kill him, but it would just be amusing to watch. I can just imagine him going to a girl and saying 'how you doin' :jokey:?' xD

[DK]

I'm sure Raebus would light a fire in the loins of many women if he wasn't already tied down. :hot:

[Rantz]

I would like to see Rantzien tackling a pink-clad sperm whale, however on the subject of girls I am not so sure.
Now there's an idea.

I'd like to see what kinda tricks Psychotic has up his sleeve! Although I'm sure I'm my own MILF could do wonders with those eyebrows of his.

[Quindiana Jones]

MILF made me faint from 500 yards with those eyebrows.

I'd like to see VTG. Chicks would dig his rebellious attitude. They'd be all "oh hi, nice shirt." and he'd go "Yeah. Cheers." and play hard to get. The girls would then proceed to weep, but not out of their eyes, and VTG would get repeatedly laid.

In the morning, he'd turn over with a smug grin on his face, and then leap out of bed screaming "WHAT THE HELL, DAN???" because he is on first name terms with Spoony BarD, who had "seduced" him with rohypnol.

BarD would be all "Come on, maaan! You enjoyed it as much as I did!", to which VTG would concede defeat, and they would make love again. During this love-making session, smittenkitten would walk in and drop to her knees, crying "Oh God....I thought he was over this...." repeatedly into her hands. BarD would hear her, feel guilty, rush over to her and comfort her. She'd realise that she was totally smitten again, and would accept when BarD suggested a threesome.

Little did they know, but Rantzien was sitting on a rooftop across the ravine, video taping the whole thing with his super duper video zoom thing. After the whole thing had finished and the three lovers were showering (together of course), Rantzien would leap down to the nearest porn manufacturers (Roto13's Jolly Minstrels Inc.) and sell the video for £96,025.63. He then would buy a new car and use it to impress me.

Roto13 would become rich from this exceptional video, and would marvel at the close-ups Rantzien had managed to achieve from a whole mile away. The video would be broadcast worldwide, and it would become un-pornoed and allowed onto daytime television every Wednesday at 13.00, on ITV1, thus replacing Loose Women. The show would be called "Loose Woman", and people would tune in just to see BarD's incredible sex skills .The video would be shown in sex ed. classes everywhere, and would get to No. 1 in the Download, Album, and Singles Charts for 3 years.

However, Spoony BarD, smittenkitten, and VTG would get no money whatsoever. All they would gain from this is everlasting love and eternal happiness. Until VTG realises Spoony BarD is staff. Then he would kill him, and smittenkitten would spend the next 4 years trying to find a replacement. This replacement would come in the form of Alive-Man but that, my friends, is a completely different story.

[The Unknown Guru]

It would be really, really funny to watch me try to pick up chicks. I've actually tried once. It didn't end well.

[Værn]

Same here, Guru. I'd probably get all awkward and nervous... then start hyperventilating, and pass out... =P

[Bahamut2000X]

It would be really, really funny to watch me try to pick up chicks. I've actually tried <s>once</s> dozen-ce. It didn't end well.

[Roto13]

Intricate scenario

Oh, I like this plan! It involves homorape AND large amounts of money for me!

[Rantz]

However, Spoony BarD, smittenkitten, and VTG would get no money whatsoever. All they would gain from this is everlasting love and eternal happiness.
The poor souls :(

[Vincent, Thunder God]

MILF made me faint from 500 yards with those eyebrows.

I'd like to see VTG. Chicks would dig his rebellious attitude. They'd be all "oh hi, nice shirt." and he'd go "Yeah. Cheers." and play hard to get. The girls would then proceed to weep, but not out of their eyes, and VTG would get repeatedly laid.

In the morning, he'd turn over with a smug grin on his face, and then leap out of bed screaming "WHAT THE HELL, DAN???" because he is on first name terms with Spoony BarD, who had "seduced" him with rohypnol.

BarD would be all "Come on, maaan! You enjoyed it as much as I did!", to which VTG would concede defeat, and they would make love again. During this love-making session, smittenkitten would walk in and drop to her knees, crying "Oh God....I thought he was over this...." repeatedly into her hands. BarD would hear her, feel guilty, rush over to her and comfort her. She'd realise that she was totally smitten again, and would accept when BarD suggested a threesome.

Little did they know, but Rantzien was sitting on a rooftop across the ravine, video taping the whole thing with his super duper video zoom thing. After the whole thing had finished and the three lovers were showering (together of course), Rantzien would leap down to the nearest porn manufacturers (Roto13's Jolly Minstrels Inc.) and sell the video for £96,025.63. He then would buy a new car and use it to impress me.

Roto13 would become rich from this exceptional video, and would marvel at the close-ups Rantzien had managed to achieve from a whole mile away. The video would be broadcast worldwide, and it would become un-pornoed and allowed onto daytime television every Wednesday at 13.00, on ITV1, thus replacing Loose Women. The show would be called "Loose Woman", and people would tune in just to see BarD's incredible sex skills .The video would be shown in sex ed. classes everywhere, and would get to No. 1 in the Download, Album, and Singles Charts for 3 years.

However, Spoony BarD, smittenkitten, and VTG would get no money whatsoever. All they would gain from this is everlasting love and eternal happiness. Until VTG realises Spoony BarD is staff. Then he would kill him, and smittenkitten would spend the next 4 years trying to find a replacement. This replacement would come in the form of Alive-Man but that, my friends, is a completely different story.

:lol: I laughed so hard at this.

You just made my day Quinny, that was hilarious. But I'll have you know, I don't have threesomes with married couples (I'm not one to invade upon the sanctity of marriages even with willing participants), and I'm not bi, I'm straight.

[Loony BoB]

I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD

Yes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD

Yes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:

no choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)

[Raebus]

I actually see that happening. xD

@peter20

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Peter_20 would be most humorous to watch, I believe. He would tell the girl a sentence, run to the nearest computer with an internet connection, post here for advice and/or comments, and then proceed to do this sentence per sentence with the hapless girl.

I feel badly for making fun of the poor guy, but this made me chuckle.




I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD

Yes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:

no choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)

Love child? :O

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD

Yes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:

no choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)

Love child? :O

secret love child :)

[Raebus]

It's not exactly secret if everyone pretty much knows now.

[Jess]

I'd like to watch myself try. I can't pick up my own boyfriend yet a lone anybody else.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Intricate scenario

Oh, I like this plan! It involves homorape AND large amounts of money for me!

How dare you, profiting off of my violation. *smacks face*



However, Spoony BarD, smittenkitten, and VTG would get no money whatsoever. All they would gain from this is everlasting love and eternal happiness.
The poor souls :(

Hey, you were the guy who filmed it without our permission! *shakes fist*

[Roto13]

Peter_20 would be most humorous to watch, I believe. He would tell the girl a sentence, run to the nearest computer with an internet connection, post here for advice and/or comments, and then proceed to do this sentence per sentence with the hapless girl.

Or just blurt out any random thought that pops into his head.

[Quindiana Jones]

By God, I truly am amazing sometimes.

[Old Manus]

ITT social outcasts

[Shauna]

I'm sure Raebus would light a fire in the loins of many women if he wasn't already tied down. :hot:

That's why I snatched him up as soon as I could! :p