I'll Kung Fu Yo Ass

[Comet]

Who's the strongest on EoFF? (Apart from me).

[Jojee]

Me! *flex*

[scrumpleberry]

^ No doubt.

And when she tag teams with Lekana...

[Bahamut2000X]

Unne of course. You ever see that Unne hammer smiting avatar?

[Cookie]

My nanna can beat up Heath irl. ;D

[Orestes]

BoB.

[DK]

Azar is a Brigadier.

[Psychotic]

Azar is a Brigadier.I could get to 45 if I wanted to.

[cloud21zidane16]

Me:greenking

[XxSephirothxX]

I bet Evastio is supremely buff.

[Quindiana Jones]

I would've thought the answer was obvious. Though I don't know her well enough to say mean things about her.

[Breine]

Shlup, yup.

[Quindiana Jones]

lol. Snap.

[smittenkitten]

I could Kung Fu you guys anyday! :jokey:

[Rantz]

I'm sure athlete7492 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/athlete7492.html) has something to say about this!

[Marshall Banana]

I'm a lot tougher than I look, and I keep Jeremy-berry, Kishi-berry, and Debbie-berry in line with the Monda march; I might even be the toughest member here.

[Old Manus]

Azar is a Brigadier.I could get to 45 if I wanted to.Substantial win

[SammieBabe]

Me, bitches. I gave birth to two Nine pound babies naturally. *wins*

[NeoCracker]

Me, bitches. I gave birth to two Nine pound babies naturally. *wins*

That only proves your Crazy.

My vote goes to Lunar weaver. That tiny, cuddly frame can turn to 100% muscle in an instant.

Saddly that includes his bones, which means he can't use said muscles, but thats hardly the point.

[Sarc the Swordsman]

Heh. I haven't masted any 'kung fu moves', but I'd probably provide a nice challenge to anyone wanting to face me in a jousting match, or a swordfight.

[Evastio]

It'd have to be Kawaii Ryûkishi: all knowing and all powerful.

Or Flying Mullet. He seems physically fit enough.

I bet Evastio is supremely buff.
:D

[Madame Adequate]

I'm a MILF, so you know I've got the bod ;D

[Bunny]

I have guns. Like the "bang, bang, you're dead" kind of guns. Not the "ooo la la" type.

[Roto13]

I'm pretty sure foa could beat the crap out of every single one of us. She's pretty badass.

[Ace14]

I'd say either smitten, jojo, or lekana; I'm sure if they all teamed up anyone would lose. :D

[Caraliz]

just an offtopic suggestion, i think corker would be supreme in pretending to be strong, or have a great career in theater! especially the musical kind!

but honestly i've always imagined shulp being a kung-fu master.

[Deborah]

I'm a lot tougher than I look, and I keep Jeremy-berry, Kishi-berry, and Debbie-berry in line with the Monda march; I might even be the toughest member here.

MONDA MARCH! I'm scared of you now. :(

[Loony BoB]

Kalen. Don't think she posts here too much these days, but they don't come any tougher. It's a known fact that if every one of us were to fight Kalen, she would still win. In fact, if 5,000 Leeza's were to take her on, Kalen would still come out victorious. She's quite immense. She also has a massive galaxy tattoo sitting on top of her cleavage, and something tells me she went through a whirlpool of pain to get that done. I think she's also a black belt, although I'm not 100% sure.

Otherwise, well, Knox is in the US army and has been for some time. I imagine he's pretty tough. Same with theundeadhero.

Other notable mentions: CloudSquallandZidane appears to be buff, Dan (DK) could likely do some damage and fireman Spaceman Spiff probably has a bit of muscle on him.

[Aerith's Knight]

Thank you Sensei BoB, you have tought us well once again :)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Levian looks like he's in shape and would be a good contender. :)

[Jojee]

yeah but Levian is SHORT* ;D

* no irony here

Thank you scrumple and Ace for your support, I won't let you down. *flexes my massive buff muscles again*

[The Last Oath]

My power level is... 180,000!!!! *shakes in fear**

haha, i also train wing chun

[Vincent, Thunder God]

yeah but Levian is SHORT* ;D


Well you're rather short yourself. :rolleyes2 From the pics, you seem shorter than Levian, and he's really not that short to begin with - seems of fairly average height for a young man. In comparison you're practically a dwarf. No offense or anything, but for a 20 year old young woman you seem very short and look about 11.

Besides, short people can fight too. In fact, one could argue they even have a bit of an advantage, because a taller guy might have to crouch to get a proper shot in, while the smaller fella can just pound away at his opponent's legs and... sensitive area, if he wants to play dirty. (No pun intended).

[.:kerrod:.]

Thank you Sensei BoB, you have tought us well once again :)

Not well enough, clearly, or you might have known how to spell taught -_-

[Kanshisha]

Everyone know that typhoon will all pop caps in yous. Haha

[Bahamut2000X]

My power level is... 180,000!!!! *shakes in fear**

Foolish mortal, in my final form my power level reaches.....ONE MILLION!!!!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Everyone know that typhoon will all pop caps in yous. Haha

Nah. If anything Typhoon is overcompensating for lack of physical capabilities by completely overdoing the whole sadomasochist thing. He talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.

[Shiny]

Physically? DK. Mos def.

[NeoCracker]

I retract Lunar as my pic.

Joy kicked my ass last night.

Hard.

She scares me. :(

[Calliope]

Mikztsu, bitches.

Also, Rinoabella/Kelly beat me in an arm wrestle a couple of weeks ago, mostly because another friend of ours kept jabbing me in the arm saying "LOOK AT HER MUSCLES!" as if she'd never seen any before =/.

[Breine]

I'm pretty sure foa could beat the crap out of every single one of us. She's pretty badass.

Yeah, she was also the leader of BAMF, which really says it all.

[Martyr]

I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than any chick on this site.

[Kanshisha]

well, in my karate, i spar with adults at the age of 30+.

Hard punches but funny to see them go down from a young one ^^

I nearly bet my master... until.. he side kicked me on the leg.

[The Devil]

I think your staring at the answer right this second.

[Comet]

I will knock the silly bedilly outta any biatch who messes with me...

biatch = somebody weak who I know I can physically destroy ya.

[Jiro]

I will knock the silly bedilly outta any biatch who messes with me...

biatch = somebody weak who I know I can physically destroy ya.

How do you know who you can physically destroy without attempting it first? You never know, some weak looking person could bust out with insane martial arts moves and destroy YOU