Don't Tell xkcd.

[Madame Adequate]

But ostriches are like, as dangerous as raptors! Big, Jurassic Park style raptors, at that! See?! (http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-With-an-Ostrich)

But I'm not scared of them, even if they can gut me. No, I'm terrified of zombies and my every waking moment is consumed with either preparing for the zombie holocaust, watching the news to see when it starts, or emboldening myself should I face the terrible task of destroying a loved one who has turned into a zombie.

What do you make plans against the attack of?

Edit: Note the irony that hiding from an ostrich is how best to survive.

[Fonzie]

The reason I keep a little copy of the Zombie Survival Guide in my left pocket.

[Rye]

How would you kill me if I became a zombie, Huxley?

I plan my attacks against the Quaker Oatmeal Guy and Cicadas. Cicadas really terrify me, but the Quaker Oatmeal Guy is the truth face of evil.

http://five11design.com/quaker-oldlogo.gif

[Madame Adequate]

How would you kill me if I became a zombie, Huxley?

I couldn't. I'd trap you, preserve you, and wait for a cure. :3

[rubah]

I've been hanging out in #xkcd-signal the last couple of days. Maybe I WILL tell him.

The most worried I've ever been about zombies was the half hour after I watched 28 days later.

[Rye]

How would you kill me if I became a zombie, Huxley?

I couldn't. I'd trap you, preserve you, and wait for a cure. :3

That's... that's so romantic. ;__________________; <3

Now if only we could survive spooked camels (http://www.wikihow.com/Regain-Control-of-a-Spooked-Camel).

[Jojee]

Nice site, I'm learning so much :P

How to Prevent or Survive a Monkey Attack - wikiHow (http://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-or-Survive-a-Monkey-Attack)

[Rye]

Nice site, I'm learning so much :P

How to Prevent or Survive a Monkey Attack - wikiHow (http://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-or-Survive-a-Monkey-Attack)

Why would anyone throw stones at Joy. ;;

[NeoCracker]

How would you kill me if I became a zombie, Huxley?

I couldn't. I'd trap you, preserve you, and wait for a cure. :3

That's... that's so romantic. ;__________________; <3

Now if only we could survive spooked camels (http://www.wikihow.com/Regain-Control-of-a-Spooked-Camel).

However he left out the part where he molests you, because he's a closet necrophiliac. :P

And why reject the Zombie? They are the key to a great life.

Amazon.com: The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead: Books: Scott Kenemore (http://www.amazon.com/Zen-Zombie-Better-Living-Through/dp/1602391874)

[The Unknown Guru]

My bus stop is on a curve in a road where the speed limit is about 40, with a fork going to the left. I spend about 10 minutes every time I'm out there planning what I would do if a car just kept going straight for me.

[o_O]

It's interesting that you mention Xkcd and preparing to be attacked in the same post, MILF, because I found this comic starring me a while ago :p:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/post_office_showdown.png

[fire_of_avalon]

Oh my god. That monkey how-to is the funniest thing I've read in my life.

[Marshall Banana]

http://www.JEREMYTIME/mondatime/yeast1.gif

Microbes!

[escobert]

The world being zombies would be fun!

[Lynx]

i have plans of what to do if someone releases the king dolphin snorky from its cage because if he's released he will have all the dolphins rise up and make us live at sea. (simpsons)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I don't specifically make such plans because that would mean worry of how my death will come about, which I just don't do. In terms of mortality, I'm fearless.

[blackmage_nuke]

If anyone ever asks if i have a last request before they kill me im going to ask for a drink and a cigarette, and hopefully get some fire spitting thing going.

[Jojee]

*flings feces* :p

[Caraliz]

The world being zombies would be fun!
*nibbles on brains* :love:

[smittenkitten]

Ostrich is my favourite animal. :mad2:

[BardTard]

Jurassic Park things scare me. :( You're mean!

[escobert]

The world being zombies would be fun!
*nibbles on brains* :love:

yes please :love: