Things You Hate About Brushing Your Teeth

[rubah]

1) Whether or not you brush them, they still feel like crap in the morning.

[Rye]

2) I have really sensitive gums so when I brush them decently, my gums bleed a lot and it makes me sad and feel icky. And if I don't brush them decently, I just feel gross. God, I hate my teeth lately. They used to be so nice. Maybe I will whiten them again. Stupid coffee.

[Orestes]

Flossing.

[Hazzard]

My teeth are beautiful. I keep them sparkly white at all times, and it's a joy when brushing them!

[Jess]

3) When you brush you're tongue it makes you gag. ;__;

[rubah]

Flossing.

I find flossing to be more fun than brushing my teeth, if only because I have minty floss and it makes my mouth happy ^_^ but then when I have my mouth hanging open flossing for so long, I smell all the stinkiness in there, and I start thinking about brushing after all :(

[Quindiana Jones]

I love brushing my teeth. It gives me time to think. And my mind wanders, so my teeth always get a real good clean haha.

[Zeromus_X]

2) I have really sensitive gums so when I brush them decently, my gums bleed a lot and it makes me sad and feel icky. And if I don't brush them decently, I just feel gross. God, I hate my teeth lately. They used to be so nice. Maybe I will whiten them again. Stupid coffee.

[Raebus]

Pirates had the right idea with not brushing, they were feared for their bad hygiene.

and pillaging*

[Quindiana Jones]

But mainly the bad hygiene thing. And cooties.

[Raebus]

But mainly the bad hygiene thing. And cooties.

I don't know, their breath supposedly killed

but, swords and bullets killed their victim first.

[Breine]

4) That you have to do it twice a day.

[The Devil]

5) Whenever I brush my teeth due to thier sharpness, the brush always snaps :mad2:

[scrumpleberry]

6) No matter how you brush them, they will never be SUPER SHINY WHITE.

[Raebus]

7) Electric tooth brushes should not be used in that way.

[Luther X-Rated]

8) I just use crest pro-health mouth rinse in the mornin and brush after my second meal.

[cloud21zidane16]

9) The more you brush at night the worse they feel in the morning

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I hate the fact that I have a crowded set of lower teeth and that brushing/flossing can hurt them. Fuck, I need braces. :(

[blackmage_nuke]

10) the toothpaste that forms around my mouth, I dont mind it myself but i wipe it on my sleeve and when i go out people seem to dislike my slovenly habit.

however what i do enjoy is changing the shape of my mouth so that the sound it makes has a different tone and i can play a song while i brush.

[Tallulah]

I always forget!

Also, when you change your brush, even if it is EXACTLY the same size, brand and style as your old one, it ALWAYS gags you. :mad2:

[Xaven]

4) That you have to do it twice a day.
That one.

[fire_of_avalon]

12.5: I have two upper teeth that are out of line in a weird way so they always missed getting brushed so they're a pain in the butt.

[rubah]

yeah, I have a bottom tooth that's in front of some others and I have to work hard to brush the back of it. it kinda feels nice to brush it though

[Necronopticous]

Everything. It's an annoying hassle, but it isn't nearly as terrible as shaving.

[Namelessfengir]

now you can get a electric brush that plays music that can not be heard but felt. and i your gums bleed brush more develop "gum calluses"

[Martyr]

13) I brush so vigorously that I lose control and jam the toothbrush into the inside of my cheek.

[xDeathEaterx]

14) I hate it when water runs down my toothbrush and gets my hand wet. It soooo gets on my nerves.

EDIT: And having to replace my toothbrush every 2 weeks because I always chew on it.

[The Devil]

15) I hate it when smokers always have yellow teeth no matter how much they brush.

There are actually a lot of smokers down here btw. Not overcoming your addictions = bad in God's eyes.

[Vermachtnis]

I love brushing my teeth. It gives me time to think. And my mind wanders, so my teeth always get a real good clean haha.

I thought I was the only one who got destracted while brushing my teeth.

[DarkLadyNyara]

My teeth are crowded, which means that I bleed. A lot. The fact that I have all of my wisdom teeth probably has something to do with this.

[KuRt]

16) you have to buy a new brush too often
17) when toothpaste starts foaming and flying out of your mouth

[Breine]

Everything. It's an annoying hassle, but it isn't nearly as terrible as shaving.

Oh God yes, I hate shaving.

[snacks]

That I brush them twice a day, and still end up with cavities and they are still falling apart ;__;

Also that I make a thread similar to this one and don't even notice the original.

[Dark Eternal Knight]

2) I have really sensitive gums so when I brush them decently, my gums bleed a lot and it makes me sad and feel icky. And if I don't brush them decently, I just feel gross. God, I hate my teeth lately. They used to be so nice. Maybe I will whiten them again. Stupid coffee.

Pretty much.


Maybe minus the sad part. >>"