If...

[The Devil]

If I was a cookie would you eat me? :monster2:

[fire_of_avalon]

Will I get any powers?

[Hazzard]

I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's what she said.

[Kanshisha]

I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.

[NeoCracker]

If you were a cookie, I'd feed you to my cat.

He's so fat you couldn't produce enough poison to kill it anyway.

[Rye]

If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:

[Namelessfengir]

are you chocolate?

[Quindiana Jones]

If you were a <s>cookie</s> boyfriend, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my <s>cookies</s> boyfriends. :jokey:

Sometimes, ROY, you really do make my job too easy. :rolleyes2

[The Devil]

If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:

Let's just hope you like the taste of my milk :jokey:

[Hazzard]

Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.

[fire_of_avalon]

Hay guyz, plz pull back on the gross crap thx.

[Kanshisha]

Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.

ahahahaaaa

[The Devil]

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Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.

For Rye I think I'll produce it nice and fresh.-->
What did I just say?--foa

[Hazzard]

I would spray anti-detergent all over you, hoping I wouldn't consume any disgusting molecules of bacteria which seam from your grotesque outer layer.

[The Devil]

I would spray anti-detergent all over you, hoping I wouldn't consume any disgusting molecules of bacteria which seam from your grotesque outer layer.

It's probably for the best.

[Hazzard]

"Safety First" has always been my motto.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:

Let's just hope you like the taste of my milk :jokey:


Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.

Sorry foa, but I just wanted to say this was hilarious.

[Cookie]

[Selphie] *eats Cookie*
* Migi eats Cookie
* cloud|ff7 eats cookie
* Ara eats cookie
* Squirtle eats cookie.
* Jesse1 eats Cookie's brain.
* Aerithsknight eats cookie
* Deany eats cookie
* thebaron eats cookie
* crafty eats Cookie
* DeanTheHurricane eats Cookie*
* lunaismyhomenargle eats cookie
* Jim eats Cookie
* Austin eats Cookie.

These people would.

[Bahamut2000X]

Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:

[Martyr]

Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:

sure

And on topic: No, I would not eat The Devil, even if he was a cookie.

I don't want The Devil inside me.

[The Devil]

Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:

sure

And on topic: No, I would not eat The Devil, even if he was a cookie.

I don't want The Devil inside me.

Oh but Martyr I want you inside me!

[LunarWeaver]

This is one of those things where I say no, but if it came down to it I so would.

[The Devil]

This is one of those things where I say no, but if it came down to it I so would.

I know you want me Lunar, I can see it on your lips begging to be let out, set free. :bigsmile:

[BardTard]

Only if you're chocolate chip with M&Ms. Then yes.

[rubah]

Cookie is the only cookieI really like, except oreos

[NeoCracker]

What about Chewy Chips Ahoy?

Plus, I would make a much better cookie then The Devil.

[Ace14]

I wouldn't, I'm assuming a devil cookie would make me gain major weight...but I love cookies so much. :(

[The Devil]

I wouldn't, I'm assuming a devil cookie would make me gain major weight...but I love cookies so much. :(

Weight will be the least of your worries when it KILLS you! :radred:

[Jiro]

I wouldn't dare. Besides, why would you be a cookie?

[The Devil]

I wouldn't dare. Besides, why would you be a cookie?

Such questions simply shouldn't be asked. They hurt even MY brain.

[Jiro]

Heh, sorry. Dont want to make you angry. But someone as powerful as you would be a very delicious cookie, I think.

[The Devil]

Heh, sorry. Dont want to make you angry. But someone as powerful as you would be a very delicious cookie, I think.

WHY, THANK YOU! :greenie:

Even the Devil likes some sympathy sometimes!

[James Leopold]

If you were a cookie, I would CRUSH you! :)

[The Devil]

If you were a cookie, I would CRUSH you! :)

Then you would get nothing but crumbs and possibly a sniffly nose.

Although you DO realise that it's impossible to destroy me do you not?

[Jiro]

Im going to stand with The Devil. Gandalf tried to resist Sauron and won, but he died once. I only have one life, so im not going to risk it. Especially as Sauron has crap all on The Devil.

And also, I just had cookies then, and they didn't taste too good...

[The Devil]

Im going to stand with The Devil. Gandalf tried to resist Sauron and won, but he died once. I only have one life, so im not going to risk it. Especially as Sauron has crap all on The Devil.

And also, I just had cookies then, and they didn't taste too good...

Wow. I really like you, kid.

[Jiro]

That makes my future look very bright. And hot...
But thats okay, I'm betting you have very tasty cookies at your place.

[Avarice-ness]

It'd depend on the kind of cookie.

[Breine]

Only if you were chocolate chip :bigsmile:

[Old Manus]

I'd flush you down the toilet.

[The Unknown Guru]

I would. I like cookies.

[Caraliz]

yes. :love:

[Fonzie]

Depends if you taste like Devil's Chocolate.

[The Devil]

yes. :love:

I like the way you share the love in a bid to have a painless death from cookie poisoning.

It wont work. :bigsmile:

[Christmas]

The fuck, where is the third person shit? You are not doing this Devil thing correctly!