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The Devil
01-20-2008, 11:04 PM
If I was a cookie would you eat me? :monster2:
fire_of_avalon
01-20-2008, 11:05 PM
Will I get any powers?
Hazzard
01-20-2008, 11:08 PM
I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.
Quindiana Jones
01-20-2008, 11:11 PM
That's what she said.
Kanshisha
01-20-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.
Vincent, Thunder God
01-20-2008, 11:18 PM
I'm guessing the cookie would be poisoned. After all you are The Devil.
NeoCracker
01-20-2008, 11:21 PM
If you were a cookie, I'd feed you to my cat.
He's so fat you couldn't produce enough poison to kill it anyway.
If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:
Namelessfengir
01-20-2008, 11:23 PM
are you chocolate?
Quindiana Jones
01-20-2008, 11:24 PM
If you were a <s>cookie</s> boyfriend, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my <s>cookies</s> boyfriends. :jokey:
Sometimes, ROY, you really do make my job too easy. :rolleyes2
The Devil
01-20-2008, 11:24 PM
If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:
Let's just hope you like the taste of my milk :jokey:
Hazzard
01-20-2008, 11:25 PM
Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.
fire_of_avalon
01-20-2008, 11:25 PM
Hay guyz, plz pull back on the gross crap thx.
Kanshisha
01-20-2008, 11:26 PM
Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.
ahahahaaaa
The Devil
01-20-2008, 11:29 PM
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Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.
For Rye I think I'll produce it nice and fresh.-->
What did I just say?--foa
Hazzard
01-20-2008, 11:35 PM
I would spray anti-detergent all over you, hoping I wouldn't consume any disgusting molecules of bacteria which seam from your grotesque outer layer.
The Devil
01-20-2008, 11:36 PM
I would spray anti-detergent all over you, hoping I wouldn't consume any disgusting molecules of bacteria which seam from your grotesque outer layer.
It's probably for the best.
Hazzard
01-20-2008, 11:39 PM
"Safety First" has always been my motto.
Vincent, Thunder God
01-20-2008, 11:54 PM
If you were a cookie, I'd dip you in milk and suck on you, like I do with all of my cookies. :jokey:
Let's just hope you like the taste of my milk :jokey:
Easy lads, lets just hope The Devil's milk isn't past the expiry date.
Sorry foa, but I just wanted to say this was hilarious.
Cookie
01-21-2008, 12:00 AM
[Selphie] *eats Cookie*
* Migi eats Cookie
* cloud|ff7 eats cookie
* Ara eats cookie
* Squirtle eats cookie.
* Jesse1 eats Cookie's brain.
* Aerithsknight eats cookie
* Deany eats cookie
* thebaron eats cookie
* crafty eats Cookie
* DeanTheHurricane eats Cookie*
* lunaismyhomenargle eats cookie
* Jim eats Cookie
* Austin eats Cookie.
These people would.
Bahamut2000X
01-21-2008, 12:31 AM
Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:
Martyr
01-21-2008, 12:35 AM
Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:
sure
And on topic: No, I would not eat The Devil, even if he was a cookie.
I don't want The Devil inside me.
The Devil
01-21-2008, 12:51 AM
Wait if Cookie eats cookies would that be cannibalism? :confused:
sure
And on topic: No, I would not eat The Devil, even if he was a cookie.
I don't want The Devil inside me.
Oh but Martyr I want you inside me!
LunarWeaver
01-21-2008, 12:53 AM
This is one of those things where I say no, but if it came down to it I so would.
The Devil
01-21-2008, 02:53 AM
This is one of those things where I say no, but if it came down to it I so would.
I know you want me Lunar, I can see it on your lips begging to be let out, set free. :bigsmile:
BardTard
01-21-2008, 03:11 AM
Only if you're chocolate chip with M&Ms. Then yes.
rubah
01-21-2008, 03:12 AM
Cookie is the only cookieI really like, except oreos
NeoCracker
01-21-2008, 03:22 AM
What about Chewy Chips Ahoy?
Plus, I would make a much better cookie then The Devil.
Ace14
01-21-2008, 03:36 AM
I wouldn't, I'm assuming a devil cookie would make me gain major weight...but I love cookies so much. :(
The Devil
01-21-2008, 04:15 AM
I wouldn't, I'm assuming a devil cookie would make me gain major weight...but I love cookies so much. :(
Weight will be the least of your worries when it KILLS you! :radred:
I wouldn't dare. Besides, why would you be a cookie?
The Devil
01-21-2008, 07:13 AM
I wouldn't dare. Besides, why would you be a cookie?
Such questions simply shouldn't be asked. They hurt even MY brain.
Heh, sorry. Dont want to make you angry. But someone as powerful as you would be a very delicious cookie, I think.
The Devil
01-21-2008, 07:44 AM
Heh, sorry. Dont want to make you angry. But someone as powerful as you would be a very delicious cookie, I think.
WHY, THANK YOU! :greenie:
Even the Devil likes some sympathy sometimes!
James Leopold
01-21-2008, 07:45 AM
If you were a cookie, I would CRUSH you! :)
The Devil
01-21-2008, 07:49 AM
If you were a cookie, I would CRUSH you! :)
Then you would get nothing but crumbs and possibly a sniffly nose.
Although you DO realise that it's impossible to destroy me do you not?
Im going to stand with The Devil. Gandalf tried to resist Sauron and won, but he died once. I only have one life, so im not going to risk it. Especially as Sauron has crap all on The Devil.
And also, I just had cookies then, and they didn't taste too good...
The Devil
01-21-2008, 08:10 AM
Im going to stand with The Devil. Gandalf tried to resist Sauron and won, but he died once. I only have one life, so im not going to risk it. Especially as Sauron has crap all on The Devil.
And also, I just had cookies then, and they didn't taste too good...
Wow. I really like you, kid.
That makes my future look very bright. And hot...
But thats okay, I'm betting you have very tasty cookies at your place.
Avarice-ness
01-21-2008, 08:18 AM
It'd depend on the kind of cookie.
Breine
01-21-2008, 12:20 PM
Only if you were chocolate chip :bigsmile:
Old Manus
01-21-2008, 12:42 PM
I'd flush you down the toilet.
The Unknown Guru
01-23-2008, 03:16 AM
I would. I like cookies.
Caraliz
01-23-2008, 03:20 AM
yes. :love:
Fonzie
01-23-2008, 03:29 AM
Depends if you taste like Devil's Chocolate.
The Devil
01-23-2008, 03:29 AM
yes. :love:
I like the way you share the love in a bid to have a painless death from cookie poisoning.
It wont work. :bigsmile:
Christmas
03-17-2023, 04:28 PM
The fuck, where is the third person shit? You are not doing this Devil thing correctly!
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