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The Devil
01-21-2008, 10:28 PM
So in the hypothetical situation where you were to sell your soul, what would be your price? :bigsmile:

The Unknown Guru
01-21-2008, 10:30 PM
No matter what it is, I would totally be hustling Lucifer; I have no soul.

Old Manus
01-21-2008, 10:31 PM
70 virgins

oddler
01-21-2008, 10:31 PM
The unavoidable destruction of the purchaser.

LunarWeaver
01-21-2008, 10:36 PM
All the episodes of Charles in Charge on DVD.

Shlup
01-21-2008, 10:40 PM
Everyone else's souls.

Namelessfengir
01-21-2008, 10:43 PM
17 over souls to torment and the ability to recieve whatever i desire

blackmage_nuke
01-21-2008, 10:49 PM
A garunteed spot in heaven for eternity

Garnie
01-21-2008, 10:52 PM
if i had to......id except the worlds riches

BardTard
01-21-2008, 10:59 PM
White chocolate :heart:

Tavrobel
01-21-2008, 11:02 PM
A box of Cracker Jacks. Actually, a third of a box. Cracker Jacks are just that awesome.

Then again, my soul isn't worth much to begin with. It'd probably cause more hassle than not.

Rye
01-21-2008, 11:36 PM
70 virgins

I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:

Raebus
01-21-2008, 11:40 PM
The devils soul, if he still has one.

smittenkitten
01-21-2008, 11:43 PM
World Peace. :)

Tasura
01-21-2008, 11:47 PM
To be the new Devil. =D

snacks
01-21-2008, 11:48 PM
To take you down, with no reversing it.

BardTard
01-21-2008, 11:48 PM
World Peace. :)

Aww, how sweet. :D

Randgris
01-22-2008, 06:05 AM
Spontaneous Cellular Regeneration... Halting old age, preventing sickness, instant recovery from any wounds or trauma.

In short...

Immortality. :D

escobert
01-22-2008, 06:34 AM
I buy not sell.

Old Manus
01-22-2008, 08:04 AM
70 virgins

I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Then I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.

Agrias
01-22-2008, 08:08 AM
I'd ask for MaNuS

Shoeberto
01-22-2008, 08:15 AM
70 virgins

I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Then I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.
"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"

ff is da best
01-22-2008, 09:42 AM
for a ps3 and final fantasy 13 right now. lol

Hazzard
01-22-2008, 11:21 AM
Unlimited supply of escorts, cash, and my own amazing posse.

Also to bring Adolf Hitler to life and slap his face with my Codfish.

Jiro
01-22-2008, 11:49 AM
An unlimited supply of The Devil's delectible cookies. Then I could munch on them for all enternity in hell :)

Holylulu
01-22-2008, 12:16 PM
Immortality and unlimited source of money. :mog: Maybe special powers too... :eek:

Mirage
01-22-2008, 12:32 PM
Eternal life (and youth!), and magic powers.

Martyr
01-22-2008, 12:38 PM
I have often wished that I could utilize any magical (or otherwise) power that crossed my mind when I felt like it, for that would be the ultimate godly power, but to sell my soul would be a much greater announcement that I am not God, and to be enslaved for eternity after a brief century of indomitable life, or even a brief 15 million years as the earth runs the rest of it's tragic course through time, is no payment I am willing to make.

Loony BoB
01-22-2008, 01:28 PM
Eternal happiness for me and my loved ones. Who needs a soul if you're going to be happy forever without it? "But then you can't [something]!" - yeah, but that won't make me upset. 8-)

KuRt
01-22-2008, 02:22 PM
I'd do the Simpsons thingie. I'd ask for 1 emergency donut and not eat it totally so the devil (Flanders) could never take my soul. HA! HA!

The Last Oath
01-22-2008, 02:29 PM
The dbz powers.

KuRt
01-22-2008, 07:16 PM
Spontaneous Cellular Regeneration... Halting old age, preventing sickness, instant recovery from any wounds or trauma.

In short...

Immortality. :D
I'd rather take continuous/constant cellular regeneration than spontaneous : DD

Polaris
01-22-2008, 07:19 PM
Live again <_< oh wait NO! I have no price :mad: the Devil shall never buy my sweet soul!

Quindiana Jones
01-22-2008, 07:24 PM
Immortality without aging as soon as I become 31 years old. Assuming I still have my hair then. I could get used to the heart break, and I'd very much want to see everything.

Rye
01-24-2008, 02:39 AM
70 virgins

I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Then I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.
"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"

Haha, someone recognized it. xD

Caraliz
01-24-2008, 04:05 AM
kate nash's voice.

The Devil
01-24-2008, 04:14 AM
kate nash's voice.

Who the hell?

Caraliz
01-24-2008, 04:16 AM
kate nash's voice.

Who the hell?
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusic (http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic)

educate yourself, heathen!

The Devil
01-24-2008, 04:18 AM
kate nash's voice.

Who the hell?
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusic (http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic)

educate yourself, heathen!

I feel the only person who needs education is you!

Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites (http://www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites)

NeoCracker
01-24-2008, 04:22 AM
Live again <_< oh wait NO! I have no price :mad: the Devil shall never buy my sweet sould!





kate nash's voice.
Okay, but what if it was me buying your soul?

Who the hell?
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusic (http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic)

educate yourself, heathen!

I feel the only person who needs education is you!

Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites (http://www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites)

Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!


And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.

The Devil
01-24-2008, 04:24 AM
Live again <_< oh wait NO! I have no price :mad: the Devil shall never buy my sweet sould!





kate nash's voice.
Okay, but what if it was me buying your soul?

Who the hell?
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusic (http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic)

educate yourself, heathen!

I feel the only person who needs education is you!

Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites (http://www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites)

Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!


And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.

Well lets just say if you like DragonForce then you will like them.

Also what is the difference between a cat girl and a furry?

NeoCracker
01-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Live again <_< oh wait NO! I have no price :mad: the Devil shall never buy my sweet sould!





kate nash's voice.
Okay, but what if it was me buying your soul?

Who the hell?
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusic (http://www.myspace.com/katenashmusic)

educate yourself, heathen!

I feel the only person who needs education is you!

Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites (http://www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites)

Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!


And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.

Well lets just say if you like DragonForce then you will like them.

Also what is the difference between a cat girl and a furry?

Oh no, I'm not getting into this debate again.

Caraliz
01-24-2008, 04:27 AM
i would really like to know, though.

Martyr
01-24-2008, 05:34 AM
i would really like to know, though.

A cat girl is what you get when a male man and a girl cat have a child. A furry comes from a male cat and a human girl.

It isn't really fair for people to get pisesed about who does or doesn't know that kind of stuff, but the differences are as striking as those of a tion and a liger.

Avarice-ness
01-24-2008, 05:39 AM
The devil would have an infinite amount of money.

So I'd want payments every month of a set ammount of money, done in a binding contract, until the day I naturally die, and then the money will be able to stay far along to my children and grandchildren.
Naturally die also means, the devil would be unable to basically kill me off, my life would have to play out as if I never sold my soul, but instead of being poor I'd be rich.
That'd be about it to me.

Araciel
01-24-2008, 05:49 AM
My soul back.

Dolentrean
01-24-2008, 05:57 AM
To have all on Sean Connery's coolness, all of Bruce Willises badassitude, and all of Samual L Jacksons intimidation.

With that getting my soul back from you would be a very very very simple task.

Jiro
01-24-2008, 07:08 AM
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D

The Devil
01-24-2008, 12:12 PM
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D

Hmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:

Rantz
01-24-2008, 12:15 PM
I'd do it for a pizza.

Jiro
01-24-2008, 12:16 PM
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D

Hmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:

Oh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :D

The Devil
01-24-2008, 12:27 PM
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D

Hmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:

Oh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :D

That is good to know...whilst your at it can you graffiti on their souls "TEH DEVIL R ERE LOLZ"

kthxbai! :bigsmile:

Jiro
01-24-2008, 12:36 PM
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D

Hmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:

Oh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :D

That is good to know...whilst your at it can you graffiti on their souls "TEH DEVIL R ERE LOLZ"

kthxbai! :bigsmile:

Im not too great with graffiti but i think i can rustle up some people who are. Their souls are corrupt enough already.

Giga Guess
01-24-2008, 01:23 PM
70 virgins

I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Then I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.
"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"

Haha, someone recognized it. xD

Also note...gender of said virgins isn't specified...and an eternity with 70 guys who don't know what the hell they're doing...geesh.

Cz
01-24-2008, 02:11 PM
I'd put it up for auction so I could be sure of getting the best possible price for it. Anything else is just poor business.

The Devil
01-24-2008, 02:16 PM
I'd put it up for auction so I could be sure of getting the best possible price for it. Anything else is just poor business.

Ebay has made my life harder these days...

Sell it me now or I'll kill you in your sleep! :mad2:

LanceOfTime
01-24-2008, 06:48 PM
my dream girl....her name is Schkiksha Mokshid....she has light blue skin and tentacles on her head....no claws....they declawed her at birth...she is of the Gorkian kind....beautiful creatures...sadly .....their eyes are located on their ass cheeks :((....:(

Ace14
01-24-2008, 07:09 PM
Eternal life, youth (around the age of 25 I'll stop with the aging), happiness, money, brownies, and pizza of course,the ability to never get fat, and eternal youth life and happiness for my boyfriend of course.

...my soul is expensive :)

cloud21zidane16
01-24-2008, 07:13 PM
The dbz powers.

Thats actually quite a good deal:)

Mirage
01-24-2008, 07:15 PM
Until you die.

Rye
01-24-2008, 07:15 PM
I want Kate Nash's voice too. ;;

Iceglow
01-24-2008, 07:32 PM
I'd sell mine for the following items/abilities/traits:<br><br>Firstly, immortality<br>Secondly, eternal youth<br>Thirdly, large cash sums to be deposited in to my vault at an interval of 12 hours which may never be reclaimed/taxed/stolen<br>Fourthly, constant cell regeneration thus negating sickness and any signs of aging that could be missed by number 2<br>Fifthly, the gift of the silvertongue....wait no I have that already...Fithly, eternal happiness.<br><br>I think the devil just got owned but then he'd be chumped to even pay out because I sold my soul for a loan of 150 pence 8 years ago.

Quindiana Jones
01-24-2008, 07:46 PM
My college mate is Kate Nash's cousin.

And she sucks, btw. :bigsmile: