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Baloki
01-22-2008, 04:28 PM
FOA would lie, cheat steal and make up a false alias, you?

rubah
01-22-2008, 04:29 PM
Pay $7.

smittenkitten
01-22-2008, 04:30 PM
Depends how big the pizza is. =)

fire_of_avalon
01-22-2008, 04:31 PM
I believe the correct term is "defraud." I would "defraud" for pizza.

Loony BoB
01-22-2008, 04:33 PM
Get my girlfriend to pay for one.

EDIT: No, Shlup, the word you were looking for is 'disrobe'.

TyphoonThaReapa
01-22-2008, 04:34 PM
I'd actually stop harassing women for a short amount of time...:cool:

Baloki
01-22-2008, 04:35 PM
Get my girlfriend to pay for one.

EDIT: No, Shlup, the word you were looking for is 'disrobe'.

That's FOA you imbecile...

rubah
01-22-2008, 04:35 PM
B0B, that's foa, and we've been trying to get her to disrobe all morning.

Loony BoB
01-22-2008, 04:36 PM
I HATE NAME CHANGES.

She'd still do it, though.

EDIT: Although perhaps not as willingly as Shlup would.

TyphoonThaReapa
01-22-2008, 04:45 PM
I swear, you higher ups just be in y'all own little worlds...:rolleyes2

Jess
01-22-2008, 04:46 PM
I'd buy it from the shop and put it in the oven. Or, pay monies to a delivery man for it. :jess:

oddler
01-22-2008, 04:58 PM
I think that depends on what the Pizza's asking me to do.

snacks
01-22-2008, 05:00 PM
I once killed a man for a pizza...

...what?

in b4 typical response etc, etc.

Orestes
01-22-2008, 05:17 PM
Depends on where it's from. I'm not doing anything outrageous for a crappy pizza.

The Devil
01-22-2008, 06:53 PM
Kill someone. Bastard got it coming.

ReloadPsi
01-22-2008, 07:52 PM
Pay the asking price, usually. Or read and follow the recipe, but that wouldn't give as good a result.

Shoeberto
01-22-2008, 08:10 PM
Definitely wouldn't sign up for a credit card, as they were scamming folks into doing on Saturday down at Dominos. Which is why we went and got a much tastier Eureka's one block over! Yum.

Eureka's is fantastic, btw.

Quindiana Jones
01-22-2008, 08:18 PM
Buy the ingredients and make my special Quinny Pizzaz.

BardTard
01-22-2008, 08:47 PM
I'd wait for a pizza to get old at work. Then I'd skip my duties and take about 10 seconds to eat one of those puny things.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-22-2008, 08:54 PM
Pay for it. I don't like pizza much anyways.

Comet
01-22-2008, 10:08 PM
Fly kick the delivery man off the moped and take it.

Cleansation
01-22-2008, 10:26 PM
I wouldnt do anything - I hate pizza.:p

cloud21zidane16
01-22-2008, 10:42 PM
Pay for delivery:)

fire_of_avalon
01-22-2008, 11:24 PM
Definitely wouldn't sign up for a credit card, as they were scamming folks into doing on Saturday down at Dominos. Which is why we went and got a much tastier Eureka's one block over! Yum.

Eureka's is fantastic, btw.

That's why you lie.

XxSephirothxX
01-22-2008, 11:26 PM
For a really good deep dish, I would sink pretty low. I'd definitely grovel.

The Unknown Guru
01-23-2008, 12:04 AM
I would sell my (non-existant) soul for a pizza. I'd hate to be the sucker on the other end of that deal.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-23-2008, 12:32 AM
I would sell my (non-existant) soul for a pizza. I'd hate to be the sucker on the other end of that deal.

*chuckles a little*

Evastio
01-23-2008, 12:33 AM
I'd get it the honest way.

Caraliz
01-23-2008, 12:39 AM
i would agree to eat the pizza in question and then people would beg to buy me it???

Levian
01-23-2008, 01:03 AM
Kill 12 virgins, mail their respective teeth to Square Enix HQ and rake your lawn faster than Jackie Chan can say Peter Piper Picked a Peck Of Pickled Peppers.

Ham, pineapples, cheese and if you could sprinkle some extra cheese on that crust that would be perfection.

Momiji
01-23-2008, 01:15 AM
Depends. Is the pizza good? Say, the best pizza ever? If it is, I might go this far:

http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

If not, then I wouldn't bother. It would have to be an extraordinarily good pizza to make me do something extraordinarily weird.

Madame Adequate
01-23-2008, 02:24 AM
Right now I would do essentially anything I can do.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-23-2008, 02:34 AM
http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

That picture - my god, lmao, epic win. This is my new desktop-background. Classic.


Kill 12 virgins, mail their respective teeth to Square Enix HQ and rake your lawn faster than Jackie Chan can say Peter Piper Picked a Peck Of Pickled Peppers.

Ham, pineapples, cheese and if you could sprinkle some extra cheese on that crust that would be perfection.

:lol: Classic.

Martyr
01-23-2008, 03:07 AM
For a pizza?
I'd give the delivery boy my girlfriend.

HAHA! I'd hate to be the sucker at the other side of that deal!

Shlup
01-23-2008, 04:16 AM
I don't much care for pizza.

Momiji
01-23-2008, 04:59 AM
http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

That picture - my god, lmao, epic win. This is my new desktop-background. Classic.


Yotsuba is instant win. :p

Vincent, Thunder God
01-23-2008, 06:01 AM
http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

That picture - my god, lmao, epic win. This is my new desktop-background. Classic.


Yotsuba is instant win. :p

Heh, didn't even know his name, but yeah, with that sense of humor, he must be. He's a good little artist, but evidently, his humor is his real forte.

Does anyone actually have more of his work on their PCs? If so, please send!

Shlup
01-23-2008, 06:09 AM
Wow. I'm really glad I get to see that image four times on this one page so far.

[/random bitchyness]

Jiro
01-23-2008, 06:26 AM
I wouldn't steal for one pizza. Maybe two though.
Although I would mug someone for the cash if I was really hungry.

NeoCracker
01-23-2008, 06:44 AM
Depends. Is the pizza good? Say, the best pizza ever? If it is, I might go this far:

http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

If not, then I wouldn't bother. It would have to be an extraordinarily good pizza to make me do something extraordinarily weird.

Hell, I'd do that just for fun.

Calliope
01-23-2008, 07:44 AM
Pick up the phone.

for some decent fries, though...

Holylulu
01-23-2008, 08:12 AM
Pay the price it costs...:D

Jiro
01-23-2008, 08:29 AM
But in the hypothetical situation that a pizza asked me to do something, i'd have to have a reward at the end of it. I nice large piece of him ought to do.

Vincent, Thunder God
01-23-2008, 09:09 AM
Wow. I'm really glad I get to see that image four times on this one page so far.

[/random bitchyness]

Nah. You actually weren't being a bitch. For once! I actually feel that I kinda want to be nice to you for once too, so here, have another one.



Depends. Is the pizza good? Say, the best pizza ever? If it is, I might go this far:

http://koiwai.biz/users_images/4chan/ch07/07_11.jpg

If not, then I wouldn't bother. It would have to be an extraordinarily good pizza to make me do something extraordinarily weird.

Hell, I'd do that just for fun.

Me too! That is, if I still had a young enough little sis around me. But yeah. As long as it isn't seen as being a dick, I may just surprise some young cousins with this sometime. Not in my boxer shorts though. *shudders* That would be OH so wrong on so many levels. :exdee:

Vincent, Thunder God
01-23-2008, 11:09 AM
I would whore myself out for it

Don't kid yourself.

You already whore yourself out quite ENOUGH already. oh snap

Momiji
01-23-2008, 09:37 PM
Yotsuba is instant win. :p

Heh, didn't even know his name, but yeah, with that sense of humor, he must be. He's a good little artist, but evidently, his humor is his real forte.

Does anyone actually have more of his work on their PCs? If so, please send!

No no, the little girl's name is Yotsuba. She's the main character of the series "Yotsubato!", and this is a page from the manga. You can read all of them so far here (http://www.koiwai.biz). :D

The Devil
01-23-2008, 10:05 PM
I would probably seduce the pizza delivery boy out of his soul then make him give the pizza to me free of charge. :bigsmile:

rubah
01-23-2008, 10:17 PM
I find it funny that Hsu didn't realize this thread was about him in the first place^_^

escobert
01-23-2008, 10:19 PM
I'd walk to the pizza place down the street.

Quindiana Jones
01-23-2008, 10:22 PM
My gran.

rubah
01-23-2008, 10:48 PM
that's sick, quin

Quindiana Jones
01-23-2008, 10:49 PM
You've never even met her.

rubah
01-23-2008, 10:57 PM
I still know you shouldn't do her just for a pizza!

Jiro
01-24-2008, 10:53 AM
Maybe if she wasn't directly related to you...?

Madame Adequate
01-24-2008, 11:46 AM
GUYS I AM EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW IT IS DELICIOUS

The Devil
01-24-2008, 12:10 PM
GUYS I AM EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW IT IS DELICIOUS

I hate you. :mad2:

Rantz
01-24-2008, 12:16 PM
I would sell my soul for one!

Jiro
01-24-2008, 12:48 PM
GUYS I AM EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW IT IS DELICIOUS

I hate you. :mad2:

I second that. But I had pizza for lunch today and yesterday. So :tongue:

Quindiana Jones
01-24-2008, 07:31 PM
I still know you shouldn't do her just for a pizza!

If you saw her in her frilly knickers you'd change your mind.

Iceglow
01-24-2008, 07:56 PM
I'd simply tell my girlfriend what I want on it and wait for her to get home from work :bigsmile: because she is a trainee manager at pizzahut therefore I get free pizza!

Quindiana Jones
01-24-2008, 08:00 PM
Iceglow is the luckiest man in the history of man-dom.