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Rye
01-27-2008, 04:28 PM
So today, you wake up and feel covered in social filth. You realize that you better clean yourself fast because you have a hot date downtown with the most popular boy in school, Psychotic/most popular prettiest girl in school, 41-Inches-Wide. They're just too cool for school :bigsmile:

How do you wish to clean yourself? Choose fast, the stink lines are getting bigger, wider, and greener! You're the boss, applesauce!



:save: Bath (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/gal_daily_baths.jpg)

:save: Shower (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/Home-Alone.png)

:save: Ye Olde Lake (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/mostly20scattered20showers_460.jpg)

:save: The Fires of Mordor (http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif)

ReloadPsi
01-27-2008, 04:30 PM
Shower.

Madame Adequate
01-27-2008, 04:31 PM
Shower.

I want to enjoy baths but the water often gets too cold too fast, and I've yet to find a bathtub genuinely big enough for me to be fully comfortable in, so I usually can't enjoy them.

On the other hand our crappy shower is just an attachment to the tap, and getting the right temperature can take as long as the shower itself, because turning the tap a single degree of the circle can result in a five degree temperature change. :(

I want to be rich enough to have a nice shower and bath xD

Tallulah
01-27-2008, 04:34 PM
Shower all the way. I can't stand baths. X-P

Jess
01-27-2008, 04:34 PM
Shower. I never bath, I always shower. :}

I love taking showers. If I'm not in a rush, I can spend up to 30 minutes in the shower~ :jess:

Madame Adequate
01-27-2008, 04:39 PM
I answered without reading the OP properly. If it was a date with Psychotic, then I would want myself to be all flayed and charred for him. So it would be the Fires of Mount Doom :jess:

DK
01-27-2008, 04:48 PM
I actually have pondered a similar question to this before, my good friend Rye. I wondered just what effect bathing, or showering had on my standing in society. I actually went as far as to do some research and testing into the matter. For a month I took a bath every day, and then a shower every day for another month, and went out into society and stood next to people as closely as I could and 'mingled' with the common folk to see how I would intergrate. People seemed to like me more when I bathed for a month, at least, they were less rude about my actions. So I now bathe every day.

escobert
01-27-2008, 04:50 PM
bath if I was with liz shower otherwise :p

cloud21zidane16
01-27-2008, 04:51 PM
Shower:thumb:

Tavrobel
01-27-2008, 04:57 PM
Shower. Then Mordor. In that order.

Captain Maxx Power
01-27-2008, 05:39 PM
I scrub myself clean with a scouring brush and Ajax.

Sakura
01-27-2008, 05:43 PM
Bubblebaths with lots of bath fizzies and fizzy rose petals and my rubber ducky and hot water with the jets turned on high

<3<3<3

Oh and a bowl of delicious cold ice cream ^_^

Bartholomew
01-27-2008, 05:49 PM
Showath.

~*~Celes~*~
01-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Bath if I want to totally relax with scented oils and the whole bit, shower any other time =]

I Am Stoner
01-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Shower.

Garnie
01-27-2008, 06:16 PM
shower! it has so many uses ! also you could make it as an actor/actress if someone films it then puts it on the net!
....(that never happend btw)

Rantz
01-27-2008, 07:11 PM
Sulfuric acid.

scrumpleberry
01-27-2008, 07:13 PM
Lake.

Cz
01-27-2008, 07:21 PM
Shower. I like baths, but ours is crappy and takes ages to run.

Goldenboko
01-27-2008, 07:25 PM
Sulfuric acid.

Epic.

Ouch!
01-27-2008, 07:49 PM
Shower is all that is available to me. Then again, I haven't taken a bath in years.

Lynx
01-27-2008, 07:50 PM
shower i wish i had a lake to jump into though. actualyl theres one close by but come on its winter and im in new york its frozen solid.

Roto13
01-27-2008, 08:57 PM
I like to bathe in my own hatred for "the man."

mooglebunni608
01-27-2008, 09:01 PM
Fires of Mordor.


BECAUSE.

I Don't Need A Name
01-27-2008, 09:02 PM
Sulphuric acid.

fix'd

im a shower person really
baths just take to long...and you are bathing in your own dirt!

Dolentrean
01-27-2008, 09:07 PM
tears of the innocent, they pour down upon me... so kind of like a shower I guess...

Rye
01-27-2008, 09:11 PM
I like to bathe in my own hatred for "the man."

Me too. I like to experiment on how bathing in my hatred for "the man" opens up my pores, so that my skin has a fresh dirt free shine every time. :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones
01-27-2008, 09:17 PM
If I woke up covered in filth I'd say "Get the Hell off me, ROY!". Good filth, in case you're wondering. Like....eating off each other kind of filth. Because ROY is actually awesome.

I shower. I'm too big for my bath. :( It's the shortest bath you'll ever see.

Psychotic
01-27-2008, 09:18 PM
The only way to remove a shell of social filth is a nice hot bath and a mug of herbal tea.

...I hate herbal tea and I hate you if you drink it.

Quindiana Jones
01-27-2008, 09:20 PM
Psychotic, you are social filth. You will never be clean, cancer of society.

Madame Adequate
01-27-2008, 09:25 PM
You're all filthy. Vile. Sinful.

Quindiana Jones
01-27-2008, 09:26 PM
I wish MULF would punish me for my sins. Punish me good, baby.

Dolentrean
01-27-2008, 09:27 PM
Que the video camera!

Madame Adequate
01-27-2008, 09:54 PM
Punish you?

Okay.

*Napalms you and everything you've ever loved*

Quindiana Jones
01-27-2008, 09:54 PM
Why would you napalm yourself you crazy man of Eyebrow mastery?

Caraliz
01-27-2008, 09:59 PM
in death ... they will be together. :cry:

Quindiana Jones
01-27-2008, 10:00 PM
Joined at the hip, us.

Madame Adequate
01-27-2008, 10:11 PM
Why would you napalm yourself you crazy man of Eyebrow mastery?

This:


I answered without reading the OP properly. If it was a date with Psychotic, then I would want myself to be all flayed and charred for him. So it would be the Fires of Mount Doom :jess:

The Unknown Guru
01-27-2008, 10:20 PM
Showershowershowershowershower!

Zeldy
01-27-2008, 11:15 PM
shower! it has so many uses !
o rly; I don't know what other use a shower head has :jokey:

Shower, though. I can never be bothered waiting for a bath, and then like you're cold cause you can't fit in the bath fully and then you can't wash your hair, and then if you shave your legs you have to.. like, be in water with hairs in it, ewww. So shower all the way xD

Caraliz
01-27-2008, 11:57 PM
it depends. i have a shower mood and a bath mood. sometimes i just take both. wash my hair, wash my face, shave my legs, wash my body, brush my teeth, then just soak in a bath. it takes me a very short amount of time to shower, like 5-10 minutes.

Aerith's Knight
01-28-2008, 12:01 AM
shower.. bath is just floating in filth

fires of mordor sound like fun though

Caraliz
01-28-2008, 12:03 AM
shower.. bath is just floating in filth

fires of mordor sound like fun though
that's why you use soap. :p

Denmark
01-28-2008, 12:52 AM
show 'er

Heath
01-28-2008, 01:33 AM
I scrub myself clean with a scouring brush and Ajax.

The football team or the cleanser?

I prefer baths myself though I generally take showers. I take baths when I could do with a bit of a relax and usually only at the end of the day. So shower it is, somewhat grudgingly.

LanceOfTime
01-30-2008, 07:40 PM
i tried them all....the fires of mordor was the only option that even started to eliminate the dirt :(

Peegee
01-30-2008, 08:49 PM
I wanted to make this thread for years but thought it would be too creepy. Good thing Rye doesn't mind being seen as a creepy scary female girl person man.

I take showers. I read in the bathtub, but don't bathe in the bathtub (it's relaxing and expensive)

Galadrius
01-31-2008, 03:10 AM
Only old people take baths.

Showers are quick and easy. *insert sexual reference here*