101 Most Boring Ways to Get Banned From EoFF?

[Baloki]

1. Create a second account that isn't entertaining then make a thread in EoEO about it.

2. Get into an argument with Del Murder and loose.

3. Be Rye

4. Be JoJo

5. Be JoJo

6. Post Porn in a staff forum.

Go, go, go, go!

[Goldenboko]

7. Accidentally making a second account, forgetting you already have an account you made 4 years ago.

[blackmage_nuke]

8. Asking for it politely

[Rye]

1. Create a second account that isn't entertaining then make a thread in EoEO about it.

2. Get into an argument with Del Murder and loose.

3. Be Rye

4. Be JoJo

5. Be JoJo

6. Post Porn in a staff forum.

Go, go, go, go!

9) Hurt Rye's Feelings... :kaocry2:

[escobert]

10. Being baloki

[Garnie]

11. spam untill you like ham!

[Baloki]

12. MAPS

[Vermachtnis]

13. Hire pervs to attack EoFF HQ.

[scrumpleberry]

14. Be banned accidentally.

[Tavrobel]

15. Inciting revolution and failing miserably.

[Garnie]

16. By hosting meetups then not turning up?

[Bahamut2000X]

6. Post Porn in a <s>staff</s> forum.

Fixed. We all know the staff's secret forums are used just for porn. :p

17. Be part of a mass banning. :(

[Orestes]

18. Start an illegal drug ring in one of the less visited areas.

[Old Manus]

19. Post about your EoFF girlfriend in every single thread, whether or not anyone cares

[scrumpleberry]

20. Advertise.

[ReloadPsi]

21) Put on makeup with listening to sweet music (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_IrNBUWoo)

22) Taking off your shirt

[Shiny]

23.) Advertise...hair plugs

[Sakura]

24) Double post a lot :]

[Goldenboko]

18. Start an illegal drug ring in one of the less visited areas.

Dude, that would be exciting! Not boring!

24) Get banned for confusing everyone with crazyness.

[ReloadPsi]

26) Not checking and editing posts for numbering errors.

[Goldenboko]

26) Not checking and editing posts for numbering errors.

*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :p

[scrumpleberry]

27) Copy everything everyone else says

27b) Don't check your posts for potential mistakes

[Bahamut2000X]

28. Butcher the English language in such a way that staff doesn't just ban you, they come to your house to punch you in the face and set you on fire.

[rubah]

29. Not post since 2000 and get pruned.

[Aerith's Knight]

30. Leave the lights on

[scrumpleberry]

29. Not post since 2000 and get pruned.

OOC: I've always wondered how the pruning system works.

[Madame Adequate]

31 tuch shlups bum :bigsmile:

edit: oh no wait nothing boring about that

[Dolentrean]

32.) Take Psy out on a date, never call him again, then let him see you with out at a fancy dinner with Shlup >.>

[Quindiana Jones]

33. Anything relating to Psychotic, unless you post a video in every thread on every page of you butchering him slowly. That would be acceptable, and entertaining.

[Caraliz]

34. win the lottery solely for the purpose of buying this website to ban everyone on it, then make everyone go to fg something something aaron freed.

[The Unknown Guru]

35. Quintuple-post.

[ReloadPsi]

26) Not checking and editing posts for numbering errors.

*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :p

36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.

That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!

37) Come from Wales (and marry a woman who throws her knickers at you; only committing one such offense is negligible but the combination of the two is bannable)

[Heath]

38) Not registering in the first place and therefore by-passing the most basic of criteria to getting banned which is "be a member in the first place." How boring.

[Aerith's Knight]

37. sexually herass a Cid's knight

[Goldenboko]

26) Not checking and editing posts for numbering errors.

*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :p

36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.

That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!


Now thats the response I was looking for :bigsmile:

[Dolentrean]

37. sexually herass a Cid's knight

Sometimes that can make you an RM ;)

[Aerith's Knight]

37. sexually herass a Cid's knight

Sometimes that can make you an RM ;)

no reward without the risk :)

[Goldenboko]

37. sexually herass a Cid's knight

Sometimes that can make you an RM ;)

Only if you're very good. :jokey:

[Evastio]

38. Make a username with the word "devil" in it.

[Dolentrean]

39. Act like a jock from highschool

[Martyr]

8. Asking for it politely

Actually, that doesn't work.

Edit: Mods,I've been such a good member all this time, if you would only grant this single request! Please ban me from EoFF permanently and forever!
I want to go where VTG has gone! And Devil man! And whoever else... A bunch of people I once knew and, well- I didn't love them, but I certainly read :skull::skull::skull::skull: from their brains.
But my desire, oh ye who have the power of pink (like that power ranger, what's-her-face), is to leave more gracefully! I want to be the first member banned by request! Not for stupidity, spammity, pornography or scientology! I want to have come, made my mark, and then leave in such a manner as that I may never ever return.
At least until what will probably be known as the Second Coming. Of Martyr or whoever.

40. Spam EoEo consistently and unabashedly, yet maintain a tremendous failure to be at all amusing or intelligent (Usually, it isn't boring when a squabble goes bad in eoeo and everybody gets kicked out.)

[Jack]

41. Give in to your heart and tell the person in EoEo how you really feel about his/her relationship/stalker problems.

42. Suggest a ethnic group is "less than human"

43. Hunt wild boar with kiwi fruit.

[Dolentrean]

44. Blow up a small third world country then laugh about it in EoEO.

[Baloki]

45. Create a list thread in General Chat.

[Fonzie]

46. Being Anaisa

47. Posting in this here thread.

[Breine]

48. Talking about yourself in third person.

[Quindiana Jones]

35. Quintuple-post.

I'd just like to point out that I once posted 10 times in a row. The staff did nothing. Except close the thread, but that's a moot point. :cool:

[Linus]

As a member who has been banned on a dozen occasions, I find this topic very disrespectful. =(

[Baloki]

As a member who has been banned on a dozen occasions, I find this topic very disrespectful. =(

Cram it Proto!

[Renmiri]

37....

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make quote pyramids :p

[Denmark]

12. MAPS
nah, no one was banned from that. nor was it boring >:O

50. Make way too many threads in a small amount of time.

[Aerith's Knight]

37....

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make quote pyramids :p

I have not had sexual rel.. ow wait.. i mean I did not say ....

psh.. im not stupid :p

[KentaRawr!]

51. State an offensive opinion in EoEO. It's just been done too many times.

[jammi567]

52) Become a Cid's Knight or Admin, and then ban yourself.

[NeoCracker]

48. Talking about yourself in third person.

Actually no, I mean I'm still here.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: 53) Post pr0n (for the 50th time? :P). Wait that never worked for me :D

[crono_logical]

I don't think number 6 is a valid bannable offence :monster:

[Bahamut2000X]

I don't think number 6 is a valid bannable offence :monster:

You speak as if you know. :p

[Breine]

48. Talking about yourself in third person.

Actually no, I mean I'm still here.

Good for you :) - but I was actually thinking of Devil Man.

[Chimp]

54) Excessive ad hominems.

[Quindiana Jones]

55) Annoying Miriel well.

[Breine]

56) Making threads that condescend women.

[Baloki]

I don't think number 6 is a valid bannable offence :monster:

It got me banned pretty well :p

[NeoCracker]

55) Annoying Miriel.

Again one that doesn't work, as I'm still here.

[Quindiana Jones]

Fine I'll edit it.

[Galadrius]

57. Spam two girls one cup everywhere.

[leader of mortals]

57. Spam two girls one cup everywhere.

puke on miriel from watching two girls one cup

[Serapy]

Talk to yourself all the time.

[Roto13]

58. Make a new account just to post pictures of guro and cauliflower vaginas.

[Peegee]

100. Being Shlupduck

[Baloki]

101. Being ShlupQuack while not on PMS?

[Aerith's Knight]

102. Humping Miriel's leg

[Bahamut2000X]

59. Breaking the order of lists. *stares at PG*

[Quindiana Jones]

101. Being ShlupQuack while not on PMS?

Does that ever happen?

[ljkkjlcm9]

60) Call yourself Devilman and post random threads
scratch that, it was quite entertaining, not boring

THE JACKEL

[Araciel]

101. Being ShlupQuack while not on PMS?

Does that ever happen?

ShlupQuack was only made up to scare noobs, (please don't kill me) and so can't be on PMS ever.

[Quindiana Jones]

Permanent Member Scarer.