EoFF Valentine's Day Love Exchange Emporium

[EoFF Cupid]

Eyes on Final Fantasy Love Exchange Emporium


Greetings to all of you lovely people! I'm the EoFF Cupid, here to help you all on your quest for love. It seems to me that there are bound to be tongue-tied individuals who have spotted their one true love right here in these very forums, but are just too darn shy to do anything about it. Well, that's where I come in friends! I'm making it my mission to spread the love amongst all of you for this Valentine's Day. :heart:

So how can I help? I'm offering my services as a personal courier of all things Valentine's related. Be it an E-Card, poem. picture, video, I'll safely send it to the member of your choice. Never shall your name pass my lips dear hearts, you have my word. :heart:

Please be sure to put the current forum username of the person you wish to send it to, not their real name/previous forum name/irc nick/msn nick/pet name/whatever else. It makes my job a whole lot easier and I'm more likely to send it to the person you want. :heart:

I do have a few rules I'd like you all to follow please if you wouldn't mind awfully;

- Members are limited to sending a maximum of ten separate Valentine's to other members. If you go over this limit I will disregard any further Valentine's you request me to send (my love-bundle can only stack so high yknow!)
- All Valentine's must be sent to my, EOFF Cupid. No Valentine's posted in this thread will be sent (although you'd have to be quite a silly goose to post your super secret Valentine's in a public thread)
- Absolutely nothing remotely sexual, vulgar or down right dirty will be sent. We want to keep things clean here if you don't mind. Otherwise I encourage you all to be as sweet and lovely in your Valentine's as your heart will allow. :heart:
- The deadline is midnight on the 13th of February GMT time. Please use this link here (http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/) to check when this will be. Any PM's sent after this deadline will not be sent. You have been forewarned.
- Any member attempting to ask me who is sending/sent them Valentines will be given a verbal warning by myself. If another attempt is made you will be blocked and any Valentine's you requested to be sent will not be, neither will you be eligible to send any.

So let's feel the love everyone. I can already tell this is going to be a wonderful Valentine's Day for all. :heart:

[41-Inches-Wide]

*SQUEAL*

[Jiro]

I :heart: you, Ai! I mean, what xD
Great idea, except I'm taken already :D
So my valentine's are just friendly, kay?

[EoFF Cupid]

I added a little bit of extra information, so be sure to read up on the rules folks.

[Rye]

THIS IS SO CUTE. :kaoclove:

[Jowy]

WTT EoFF Cupid for EoFF Sn-*shot by a sniper*

[Old Manus]

My money's on undeadhero being EoFF cupid

[Garnie]

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart:
I love everyone! so ill smoosh you all with this one post:heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: :heart::heart::heart::heart:

[Aerith's Knight]

lol maybe i'll make some poems.. always fun :)

[edczxcvbnm]

I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

[Denmark]

I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

I might participate in this. No guarantees yet.

[The Unknown Guru]

Bah. I'm too lazy to write anything. Plus I would prefer going out with people who live less than 500 miles away from me.

[NeoCracker]

Well, I think I'll join in this little Facade of a Valentines event.

[Madame Adequate]

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[Yamaneko]

The "O" was annoying the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of me, so I corrected your mistake.

[Aerith's Knight]

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

hell yeah!

[Bahamut2000X]

Bah. I'm too lazy to write anything. Plus I would prefer going out with people who live less than 500 miles away from me.

[Araciel]

The apostrophes are killing me...also, please no one send me a St. Valentine's day wish.

[Psychotic]

My money's on undeadhero being EoFF cupidI'll take that bet.

I'll send some! If you get a creepy message it is from me. :)

[EoFF Cupid]

Gosh some of you are grumpy gusses. You don't have to want to go out with someone to send them a Valentines, you can just send them one to make them feel wanted and special. And they never have to know it was you.

Please feel free to send some, I have plenty of room in my Love Sleigh (tm) to fill. :love:

[Araciel]

.. Love Sleigh (tm)..

Dammit I didn't trademark it...You've won this round, Cupid.

[Bahamut2000X]

Gosh some of you are grumpy gusses.


What's a 'gusses'? :tongue:

And when it comes to Valentine's day I'm grumpier then Old Manus!

[Chimp]

Were you struck by an arrow or are you just happy to see me?

[Quindiana Jones]

Aww this is cute. I love excuses to give people compliments.

[Rye]

I am sending my valentines now. <3

[Araciel]

Gosh some of you are grumpy gusses.


What's a 'gusses'? :tongue:

And when it comes to Valentine's day I'm grumpier then Old Manus!

I think it meant Guses.

[scrumpleberry]

Were you struck by an arrow or are you just happy to see me?

YAY

This is such a sweet idea. In any sense of the word.

[EoFF Cupid]

All your Valentines are super nice. Keep them coming in girls and boys. There's plenty of love to go around. :heart:

[Goldenboko]

All your Valentines are super nice. Keep them coming in girls and boys. There's plenty of love to go around. :heart:

You can admit that mine was clearly superior to all of the others :bigsmile:

Now I just have 9 more to make

[Caraliz]

this is such a cute idea. :p

[Aerith's Knight]

well mine are posted i guess.. but most of the girls have bf.. limits my cards :(.. :p

[Evastio]

This is an awesome idea. I'll hopefully do this eventually.

[Agrias]

I HATE VALENTINES DAY!

[Aerith's Knight]

I just made the best card of all life :)

[Araciel]

I HATE VALENTINES DAY!

Sis you are now commanded to be my valentine.

[Marshall Banana]

<ul style="list-style-image: url(http://www.JEREMYTIME/mondatime/strawberry2.gif)"><li><a href="http://www.yesstyle.com/en/Product.aspx?pid=1010048584&section=women&" target="_blank">Pink</a></li><li><a href="http://www.yesstyle.com/en/Product.aspx?pid=1005177871&section=women&" target="_blank">Black</a></li></ul>

[Agrias]

I HATE VALENTINES DAY!

Sis you are now commanded to be my valentine.

But why?
Valentines day is SO overrated! But ok :D I digress! :D

[Deborah]

Pink (http://www.yesstyle.com/en/Product.aspx?pid=1010048584&section=women&)
Black (http://www.yesstyle.com/en/Product.aspx?pid=1005177871&section=women&)

I like the black one more! Oh, and why is cupid so ugly, hes just clip art! Come on we deserve a cute cupid ! :love:

[Calliope]

The "O" was annoying the :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of me, so I corrected your mistake.

I Choo-choo-CHOOSE you :love:

[Marshall Banana]

Deborah's right!

Put a strawberry on your head, Cupid. =O

[Rantz]

At least he's not using this. :)

http://www.holidayinsights.com/valentine/cupid2.jpg

[Agrias]

Why are there strawberries around heaths name?

[Rantz]

Thanks to Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114221-please.html) :jess:

[Agrias]

Thanks to Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114221-please.html) :jess:

Lmao, loves it. I guess its festive.

[Garnie]

Thanks to Rye (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114221-please.html) :jess:

Lmao, loves it. I guess its festive.

yes we know that dear but its an excuse to get presents, flowers and that damn spanking he prommised me for like 2 years and still has not deliverd ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE REPREMANDED- ermmm.........pretend you did'nt hear that.....
*wanders off*

[Aerith's Knight]

*akward silence*

[NeoCracker]

Damn writers block, I can't think of anything to say to anyone. :(

[Psychotic]

"Hey baby, NeoCracker here. Nice jugs."

Easy enough!

[Quindiana Jones]

It's true because it's funny.

Or something along those lines. I never was any good with sayings.

[EoFF Cupid]

Come on peoples. I'm sure there's more of you out there who want to send some love to your fellow members. Even if you don't feel romantically inclined to someone else you can still send them something to make them feel good about themselves. I encourage everyone to send Valentines. :heart:

[NeoCracker]

"Hey baby, NeoCracker here. Nice jugs."

Easy enough!

You know, if it wasn't so predictable, I'd so send that to you.

[Bahamut2000X]

"Hey baby, NeoCracker here. Nice jugs."

Easy enough!

Hmm maybe that'll be my new pick up line around this place. :shifty:

[NeoCracker]

But wouldn't you be lying when you told them you were me?

[Bahamut2000X]

I'd change the name. :choc2:

[NeoCracker]

But then wouldn't you just fail even worse at picking them up?

[Bahamut2000X]

But then wouldn't you just fail even worse at picking them up?

Touché. :(

[Psychotic]

I just sent mine out! Man those babies are dynamite.

[Agrias]

i guess i'll send some out....*grumblegrumble*

[Aerith's Knight]

i guess i'll send some out....*grumblegrumble*

thats the right attitude!

[Blue Harvest]

Are we allowed to send one to ourselves? Nobody here is deserving of my love except me!

Ok, any girls with big jugs are also deserving :p

[Aerith's Knight]

Are we allowed to send one to ourselves? Nobody here is deserving of my love except me!

Ok, any girls with big jugs are also deserving :p

then send one to that new girl from sweden

[Quindiana Jones]

She got banned. :(

[Blue Harvest]

And with that I have lost my will to live :cry:

[Shauna]

I hate you all. No Valentines from Shauna. :mad2:

[Strawberry_Mew]

Can we send Valentines as friends? lol I like the idea though <3 very cute :kaoyatta:

[Aerith's Knight]

of course

[Strawberry_Mew]

of course

Yay <3 how do we send it? ^_^;

[Psychotic]

PM the names of the people you want the messages sent to, and the messages themselves to EoFF Cupid, and our delightful little cherub will distribute them!

I'm looking forward to the responses to my messages :love:

[NeoCracker]

I could only come up with 3 people to write Valentines too. :(

[EoFF Cupid]

PM the names of the people you want the messages sent to, and the messages themselves to EoFF Cupid, and our delightful little cherub will distribute them!

I'm looking forward to the responses to my messages :love:

I have plenty of room for your Valentines everyone. And also if you want to reply to your Valentines then feel free to reply to me and I'll pass your message back to your secret admirer. All done anonymously of course. :heart:

[Rianoa]

woop valentines :heart:
im alone for valentines :whimper:

[escobert]

I could only come up with 3 people 1 person to write Valentines too. :bigsmile:

[NeoCracker]

I could only come up with 3 people 1 person to write Valentines too. :bigsmile:
Well I hope it was me.

[escobert]

I could only come up with 3 people 1 person to write Valentines too. :bigsmile:
Well I hope it was me.

Hah.

[NeoCracker]

I could only come up with 3 people 1 person to write Valentines too. :bigsmile:
Well I hope it was me.

Hah.:(

[LunarWeaver]

I feel compelled to participate in this at the last minute. I must think of spicy Valentines that cause much swooning. If there is no swoon then I have failed miserably and will move to Alaska for a life of igloo solitude.


Edit: In honor of the great Pepé Le Pew I was able to get all 10.

[EoFF Cupid]

There's still plenty of time for you to send out cards, poems and other assorted lovely things. Remember you've got until 12pm GMT time tonight, after which I will send out all of the Valentines. :heart:

[Psychotic]

I think you mean 12 AM ;)

[Rantz]

My eyes are glistening with hope. :excited:

[Psychotic]

Dearest valentine,

Your writing style. Oh it pleases me. It is sort of like my very own. :love:

EDIT: Ho hum! Valentines come in separate PMs! I thought I had just got one! :excited:

[oddler]

Thank you, whoever you are, for the Valentine. :choc2:

[EoFF Cupid]

Phew, I'm exhausted already. I've already sent out loads of Valentines and I'm not even half-way through my sack yet. I'm a very tired Cupid right now, so I'm afraid some of you will have to wait for a while before you get your Valentines. Also to those who send replies please appreciate that I have to send out the Valentines first, but I promise I'll get your replies sent no matter what! :heart:

[Quindiana Jones]

WORK, NAPPY BOY! WORK!

[Rye]

I've gotten one PM. I hope people have gotten my Valentimes. They were so fruity. :kaoclove:

[Psychotic]

Phew, I'm exhausted already. I've already sent out loads of Valentines and I'm not even half-way through my sack yet. I'm a very tired Cupid right now, so I'm afraid some of you will have to wait for a while before you get your Valentines. Also to those who send replies please appreciate that I have to send out the Valentines first, but I promise I'll get your replies sent no matter what! :heart:Man, yeah :lol: When I did this last year I thought it would take me half an hour at most!

Still, it's good to know that so many participated in the event, and you are a jolly good fellow for distributing Valentine's.

[Aerith's Knight]

omg psy in a diaper 0_o

i could not be more disturbed.. again.

[Quindiana Jones]

Good God, Psy. He's already sleeping with you, man.

[Aerith's Knight]

Good God, Psy. He's already sleeping with you, man.

oh, so he's the guy under my bed my parents said didnt excist

[oddler]

First of all i don't watch the english verson anymore because of Joey's crush on Mai episodes fusied into one they skipped the 1st season on how the 4 met and they even edit Yugi's mother forceing us to think Mai is his mother. and second you are not thread started and to not a joke it is a what if.

Dear Reader,

Voooooo is at the tail end of Chapter 3. :love:

[theundeadhero]

At least it wasn't Loony BoB Penetrated Me again this year.

[Garnie]

*stands alone in a room*
...................awwwwwwwww :(

[Jojee]

You can be <i>my</i> Valentine, Garnie! :aimkiss:

[Strawberry_Mew]

Nevermind I got one :3 it was a really sweet poem. Thank you! <3

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Whoever sent me a Valentine's must of have been really desperate...:rolleyes2

[Aerith's Knight]

Whoever sent me a Valentine's must of have been really desperate...:rolleyes2

you know what they say.. pimping ain't easy :greenie:

[Psychotic]

Thanks internet valentines senders :kiss:

And again thanks to Mr. Cupid for being a hard worker! I, for one, appreciate it.

[theundeadhero]

I know who both of mine are! Thanks.

[Aerith's Knight]

i hope cupid(whoever he/she is) got some too.. or it might be really annoying for him/her :p

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Whoever sent me a Valentine's must of have been really desperate...:rolleyes2

you know what they say.. pimping ain't easy :greenie:

Amen!:cool:

[Garnie]

zomfg some sent me a valentine!!!!!!!!
thankyou kind eoffer! me luff you much in the eoof kinda way!!
*me luffs jojee for some strange reason*
i eating gregs valentine crap..= Garnie feels sick!!

[Jojee]

Thanks lovely Valentiney chaps <3 Even though I haven't really been posting, true love transcends posting-ness! :love:

PS luff you too Garnie :shifty: back room, now? :jokey:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Thanks lovely Valentiney chaps <3 Even though I haven't really been posting, true love transcends posting-ness! :love:

PS luff you too Garnie :shifty: back room, now? :jokey:

Hell yeah!;)

[Garnie]

*yay!!!!!!*
------------------------------->*zoom*
....why is it so dark?? Why are the manaculs???what are you doing with that pointy stick
................
O.O

[Aerith's Knight]

omg.. disturbing

[Jojee]

You don't want to know what I'm doing with that pointy stick... :chuckle:

Wait, I really don't wanna know either. :sweat:

And back off Typh, this is private time! ;)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

You don't want to know what I'm doing with that pointy stick... :chuckle:

Wait, I really don't wanna know either. :sweat:

And back off Typh, this is private time! ;)

PLLLEEEEESSSSEEEEE?!?!?!?!?:whimper:

[Garnie]

pointy stick = afraid or curious????
he he
i make love cake for valentines day!!
who want teh slice!!! i made it for you!!!!!
(please feel free to take "you" for yourself so your not left out!)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/Picture003-1.jpg

[Psychotic]

That is an awesome cake, Garnie!

[Garnie]

its strawberry flavor so the admins should like it!!!!
<3

[Aerith's Knight]

hmmm.. cake *gurgles*

[Strawberry_Mew]

Yay Strawberries my fav <3 nice job on the cake :3

[Aerith's Knight]

*drools on cake*

[Garnie]

lol before and after shots of sickly love cakes !!!
before
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/Picture004.jpg
after
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/garnet123/Picture005.jpg

[EoFF Cupid]

Well that's all the Valentines sent off. I'll be on hand to send your replies back to your Valentines until about midnight GMT time. :heart:

[Garnie]

thankyou cupid we love much big time!!!!
ermm...quick question where do you go now?
do you dissapear with the tooth fairy or become the easter bunnie or jesus?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

thankyou cupid we love much big time!!!!
ermm...quick question where do you go now?
do you dissapear with the tooth fairy or become the easter bunnie or jesus?

Lol, drugs...:rolleyes2

[Captain Maxx Power]

Bloody hell I actually got a couple. Will wonders never cease?

[Zeldy]

Ohh, who sent me mine? :heart:

[LunarWeaver]

Yay I got one :jess: And it was even a haiku. Choked me up a 'lil.

Thanks for the big swap, Cupid. Must have taken a lot of work.

[f f freak]

Valentine's day annoys me. Plus, someone sent me one and I don't know who. I'd send one back if I knew who it was, but seeing as I don't I'm afraid I shall keep my love to myself.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Valentine's day annoys me. Plus, someone sent me one and I don't know who. I'd send one back if I knew who it was, but seeing as I don't I'm afraid I shall keep my love to myself.

:shifty:

[Shiny]

Who's the wise guy who said "little tots? ;D I could only tell who sent me one of them out of the three I got. :-\

[oddler]

Someone that makes fun of people with capes = someone after my heart. :lol:

[NeoCracker]

Why do I think one of mine came from Lunar?

[Garnie]

i have no idea who sent me mine.....i think im loved!
:heart:

[f f freak]

Only 58 mins left of this Stupid Holiday in England!

[Aerith's Knight]

Only 58 mins left of this Stupid Holiday in England!

thats the spirit!

[f f freak]

Only 58 mins left of this Stupid Holiday in England!

thats the spirit!

And now there is only 48! Maybe I should send people some, before Valentine's day is over...... Nah....

[NeoCracker]

I've still got 7.5 Hours! ^_^

[f f freak]

I've still got 7.5 Hours! ^_^

How Unlucky! Anyway, I'm gonna send out some Valentines, in a friendly manner.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I've still got 7.5 Hours! ^_^

How Unlucky! Anyway, I'm gonna send out some Valentines, in a friendly manner.

:cool:

[Goldenboko]

Crap. I really need to do some of these while I still can!

[f f freak]

I've still got 7.5 Hours! ^_^

How Unlucky! Anyway, I'm gonna send out some Valentines, in a friendly manner.

:cool:

Why would I send you one?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I've still got 7.5 Hours! ^_^

How Unlucky! Anyway, I'm gonna send out some Valentines, in a friendly manner.

:cool:

Why would I send you one?

:(

[Aerith's Knight]

thats how she acts towards me too typhoon.. we should start a support group :)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

thats how she acts towards me too typhoon.. we should start a support group :)

:plotting:

[Evastio]

Both of the ones I got were poems.

[EoFF Cupid]

To those who have sent me Valentines within the last 24 hours; sorry, but this was a one-day deal only! I made a deadline and I'm sticking to it. I'm really sorry, your messages won't be sent. I'll stick around for a while so I can send back replies to message as well.

But there's just one thing I want to check; Most of you have probably figured out I'm a member of this forum. Extra special love will go to whoever manages to guess just who I am! :heart:

[Goldenboko]

Psychotic.

[Shiny]

You beat me to it, so know I will beat you down.

[Aerith's Knight]

that or Rye

[Evastio]

It's a little too obvious with Psychotic always complimenting him.

[Goldenboko]

No, I figured it out because the day this was made I saw Psychotic taking a gander at the old one. Then all of a sudden EoFF Cupid showed up. Now this could be a conicendence but I vote not.

PS- I'm sad that my last minuters didn't go through.

[Marshall Banana]

smittenkitten? EoFF Cupid reminds me of smittenkitten.

[DK]

Sup Evastio

[Aerith's Knight]

smitten would have used ''^__^'' somewhere

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Well people, I like to end this day with this boys and girls. Don't be no fool baby. Don't be no fool. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JYXNRpUP1YM)

[Evastio]

Sup Evastio
Hm?

[Rye]

It's definitely Miriel. It can't be me. EoFF Cupid isn't fruity enough. xD

[Aerith's Knight]

It's definitely Miriel. It can't be me. EoFF Cupid isn't fruity enough. xD

your logic is impeccable

[XxSephirothxX]

You will never guess his/her secret identity!

[rubah]

Thank you to the two of you who sent me some that I don't know immediately who you were :)

[Aerith's Knight]

You will never guess his/her secret identity!

suspisious.. :shifty:

[NeoCracker]

You know, I can't help but wonder if Cupid really didn't send my Valentines because I said all he did was make people suffer.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

You know, I can't help but wonder if Cupid really didn't send my Valentines because I said all he did was make people suffer.

That's his way of saying, your welcome.

[Marshall Banana]

Zeldy and EoFF Cupid have the same typing pattern. Both use semicolons, but sometimes they separate clauses with commas. Also, sometimes they capitalize the letter of the first word that follows a semicolon, and sometimes they don't. =O

[Necronopticous]

And she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

And she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Ron't Rorget Rooby-Roo!!!:cool:

[Psychotic]

EoFF Cupid is not me. I'd use loony bob penetrated me for this mission.

[theundeadhero]

You would try, Psy. You would try. But this year I would do everything in my powers to stop LBPM from ever doing anything again!

[Garnie]

i think its Leeza!
deep down inside Leeza would would throw away her "shouting-at-spammers-duties" and magically change in to the cupid from a little mushroom in sparkly cho cho land and fly around fireing arrows untill the day becomes night to the 15th, then she will go home and continue to shout at spammers, over sig limit users and me!

anything is possible!
plus i think the pimping man should be cupid nexct year! add a lil gasta rap to the prossedings where everything is gold and we are all called ho's!

[EoFF Cupid]

Hehe, no one's guessed it right yet. :love: Keep on trying peoples, I'll let you try until a bit later today when my secret identity will be revealed. :heart:

[Marshall Banana]

Poo.

Jess, Roogle, Roto13, and Kawaii Ryûkishi are the only other members I know of who use semicolons. >=(

[Jess]

It's not me! I was not present here at EoFF on Valentines day. :aimkiss:

[Levian]

I harassed Psy into telling me who it was after guessing about 10 times first, and after I got the answer I can honestly say I never would've guessed! (guyz its citizen blaze srsly)

[Marshall Banana]

mooglebunni608 also uses semicolons. =O

[Jojee]

Imo it's Del :p I think he has a cupid in him... somewhere ^_^

[rubah]

:bigbiggri

[Yamaneko]

Someone sent me something. I figured it was Nicky since it alluded to differing time zones.

[Caraliz]

It's definitely Nicky.

[Shiny]

Who uses ":love: " besides Evastio? *thinks*

[TyphoonThaReapa]

i think its Leeza!
deep down inside Leeza would would throw away her "shouting-at-spammers-duties" and magically change in to the cupid from a little mushroom in sparkly cho cho land and fly around fireing arrows untill the day becomes night to the 15th, then she will go home and continue to shout at spammers, over sig limit users and me!

anything is possible!
plus i think the pimping man should be cupid nexct year! add a lil gasta rap to the prossedings where everything is gold and we are all called ho's!


That's what's sup Garnie son!:cool:

[Garnie]

tee hee i think he loves me!
:heart:
ooh i had a thought the cupid could be Roogle!
<3

[TyphoonThaReapa]

tee hee i think he loves me!
:heart:



Hmmm...ok, I'll agree.:cool:

[LunarWeaver]

I think it is Marshall banana and she's throwing us off by also guessing =O~!

The tension of this thread has made me paranoid and sweaty.

[Psychotic]

Paranoia? Suspicion? I know where this is going!

Please post your suspicions of who EoFF Cupid is in the following format:

##vote: (NAME)

don't vote for me you guys I'm the Cid's Knight! I'll give you the results of my IP scan tomorrow, but I'll need protection from the Site Staff!

[Shiny]

So let's feel the love everyone.

Ew. Only a true Hippie could be EoFF Cupid. *charges laser*

[Old Manus]

WarrenW

[NeoCracker]

Dr Unne is the only one who could do such a thing.

I'm on to you Unne.

[Aerith's Knight]

So let's feel the love everyone.

Ew. Only a true Hippie could be EoFF Cupid. *charges laser*

I $%#&# hate hippies! *charges bigger laser*

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!

[Jessweeee♪]

IT WAS ME! MWA HA HA!

[Aerith's Knight]

*unleashes big laser on Jessweeee*

[Vyk]

Oh smurfy. I missed all the huggly fun

[Jessweeee♪]

*unleashes big laser on Jessweeee*

Ow :(

[Aerith's Knight]

*unleashes big laser on Jessweeee*

Ow :(

respect my authoritah!! :)

[Jessweeee♪]

*unleashes big laser on Jessweeee*

Ow :(

respect my authoritah!! :)

I'm going to make next year's V-Day very miserable for you!

[Aerith's Knight]

*unleashes big laser on Jessweeee*

Ow :(

respect my authoritah!! :)

I'm going to make next year's V-Day very miserable for you!

:whimper:

[Jessweeee♪]

Yes. It is MY authoritah that should be respected! I WILL RULE THIS WORLD AS EoFF CUPID!

[NeoCracker]

Your job sucks.

*Throws rotten tomato*

[Psychotic]

Jessweeee♪ is not EoFF Cupid. :)

[NeoCracker]

My vote is still on Unne.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

It's obvious it's Void. Who else would go to such a great link to piss me off? That thread killer...:mad:

[Jessweeee♪]

:(

SHUT UP, PSY!

[Garnie]

mmmmm it could me while im asleep?
but thats just to wierd so im thinking it could be marshell banana coz marsh uses comic sans and most eoffers hner are comic sans nazi's
<3

[TyphoonThaReapa]

mmmmm it could me while im asleep?
but thats just to wierd so im thinking it could be marshell banana coz marsh uses comic sans and most eoffers hner are comic sans nazi's
<3


Hmmm...nah sweetheart...


by the way, you wouldn't kill me if I flirt with other women right? I am a pimp you know...:rolleyes2

[Garnie]

nawww go for it but ill always be your truw no.1 ho right?:rolleyes2

[EoFF Cupid]

Well I think no one here is going to guess who I am. I'm afraid you were all a bit off center. :heart: I am someone who has been here for a long time. I'm also super awesome and cool. That's because I am...

[Captain Maxx Power]

*pulls off disguise*

...surprise, peasants! :evilking:

[Aerith's Knight]

power to the MAXX

you were acting a bit gay as cupid.. acting like a female and such.. but i'll let it slide

[LunarWeaver]

Haha, no way! That's awesome <3 I never would have guessed.

[Marshall Banana]

I was sure that someone guessed Captain Maxx Power earlier in this thread. =O


mmmmm it could me while im asleep?
but thats just to wierd so im thinking it could be marshell banana coz marsh uses comic sans and most eoffers hner are comic sans nazi's
<3
What? =O

[Blue Harvest]

I knew it was Maxx, what with me being god and everything.

[theundeadhero]

Most of you blamed staff members :nonono:

[Garnie]

zomg unexspected!
:P

[Agrias]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-white-fluffy-omg-kitten.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

He lies!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

nawww go for it but ill always be your truw no.1 ho right?:rolleyes2

...Hmmm...ok.:cool:

[Captain Maxx Power]

He lies!

Stop taking credit for my work!

Anyway, let me give you some insight into this; It was a particularly cold day sometime near the beginning of February. I had just been in conversation with a friend of mine about his birthday, which coincidentally fell on Valentines day. That of course just reminded me about my current single situation and put me in a decidedly more-depressed-than-normal mood. To try and blow off steam I decided to browse the internet, with EoFF being one of my major haunts between YouTube and Wikipedia.

It was while I was looking over the forums that the idea dawned on me; I wasn't going to get jack on Valentines, but maybe I could at the very least say I did something positive. So I came up with the idea of encouraging people to send Valentines to each other. It then became quickly apparent that due to my reputation I was liable to be seen as "taking the piss" as it's colloquially known in my country. Thus I devise another plan; get people to send Valentines anonymously through a neutral medium.

I approached Psy with the initial idea (incidentally he got WAY more Valentines that any other person on this forum; the guy truly is loved). He explained he had done the same thing last year, but was more than happy to allow me to do it. The idea was put through, I made the EOFF Cupid account and posted the topic you see here. I decided from the outset that I was purposefully going to be as sickly sweet as possible for two reasons; one I wanted to get people in the mood for it, and two I figured that absolutely no one would figure out it was me, and they didn't. The only people who knew were the staff members.

Organizing it was a nightmare. It soon became apparent that keeping all my PM's together just wasn't going to fly, so I set up about five separate folders to deal with different messages. Any Valentine requests I got were stored in their own folder. Come the big day itself, and I have a mountain of PM's to send out. I couldn't just forward them because most had specific instructions as to who to send it to. The worst were the ones where a person had requested all ten people in the same message. This meant on several occasions I had to edit the same message over and over, making sure each time to add the custom Cupid message around it. I was compounded further by the fact that due to the temporary nature of the account I was limited to sending out only one PM at a time, which meant I couldn't even bulk-send the same Valentine. All in all it took me about three hours of solid work to get them all sent out. The replies were easier, just a quick forward to whoever had sent it. But that caused more problems because I had to manually go back over the Valentines to check who had sent want because the replied message only ever said it had been sent by "Your Valentine".

In the end I guess it was worth it. People seemed to get a kick out of the Valentines they got, and it's interesting to see what people actually send each other (the number of times I was sat raising an eyebrow at what had been typed was uncountable). It's worth noting that, on a ratio basis, about 40% of the PM's I sent were from males-females, the other 60% were from either males to males or females to females, with some explicitly gay. All I can say is we've got a lot of fruity people.

As for myself? Well I got two Valentines sent to me, and I sent out two myself. Thanks to those who sent me them, they know who they are.

O, and by the way; I am never, EVER doing this again. :cool:

[Vyk]

What a good simaritan :] Sounds like something I would have done at some of my older haunts. Helping people is awesome. I wasn't here for it, but I'll thanks for the hard work regardless

[Aerith's Knight]

. The worst were the ones where a person had requested all ten people in the same message. This meant on several occasions I had to edit the same message over and over, making sure each time to add the custom Cupid message around it.

:shifty:

[Psychotic]

(incidentally he got WAY more Valentines that any other person on this forum; the guy truly is loved)I love my beautiful EoFF right back. :love:
All I can say is we've got a lot of fruity people.ahahaha, yeah, that's EoFF alright.
O, and by the way; I am never, EVER doing this again. :cool:I don't bloody blame you!

[Strawberry_Mew]

U Cleaver lil sneak XD u did a wonderful job Maxx

[Jess]

Good work, Maxx! :jess:

[NeoCracker]

I just want it to be known I did NOT send Psy a Valentines.

That is all.

[Psychotic]

I sent you one. :(

[NeoCracker]

Then my "Make Psy feel bad" plan was successful.

Though don't feel to bad, as I sent one to Bert and never got one from him either. So I know how you feel.

[Aerith's Knight]

*cough*gay*cough*

[Quindiana Jones]

Isn't Aerith great? ;)

'Nuff said.

[Garnie]

thanx maxx you teh man!
<3
can i do it next year! i would love to spread a lil luff around!
:heart:

[Old Manus]

In b4 RM

[Shiny]

I didn't send Psychotic a Valentine either, but if I did it would have been a picture of my dog posing with her legs spread eagle. And underneath it would say, "Happy Valentines Day! I heard you liek furries."

[NeoCracker]

1) I love you shiny.

2)Thats not Furry. It's Bestiality. :P