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Sergeant Hartman
01-30-2008, 05:26 PM
a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics.

So guys, what's the first thing you'd buy with a million dollars/pounds?

in b4 2 chicks at the same time :hat:

Bahamut2000X
01-30-2008, 05:28 PM
in b4 2 chicks at the same time :hat:

Curse you!!!!!




As for me I'd say lots of investments to secure early retirement for me.

Rantz
01-30-2008, 05:28 PM
A new wallet. My old one is tearing up.

TyphoonThaReapa
01-30-2008, 05:29 PM
A'yo, I'd buy the newly invented Automatic Pimp Hand Relaxer cause pimps have to keep that hand strong. Can I get an Amen ya' heard me...:cool:

Mirage
01-30-2008, 05:33 PM
A million dollars isn't really that much. You probably wouldn't be able to buy a lot of breweries, if even a single one.
However, you'd get a pretty nice car+house and you wouldn't need to get a loan for them.

I would keep working and use the extra money on stuff that most people get a loan to be able to afford. After I bought the most awesome PC out there, that is.

Now if I got 10 or 20 million dollars, I'd just put them into stocks, bonds and a high-interest bank account, and then live off the interest for the rest of my life. 10-20 millions should earn me a 500k-1M in interests a year. Now with that kind of money flowing in each year without me having to do a thing, I'd just get me a real easy job with close to zero responsibility because it'd get boring not having anything to do, and because it can sometimes be fun to meet new people. Also, Id be coming over to visit all you cool people on the internets. (You know who you are!)

Trumpet Thief
01-30-2008, 05:37 PM
I'd buy a really big house and a swell new guitar. :love:

Martyr
01-30-2008, 05:37 PM
I'd move out to California and buy my way into UCLA.

I'd probably also get some good quality clothes, maybe some new tires for my truck, and I'd help out my sis with her entrepeneurial dreams.

escobert
01-30-2008, 05:55 PM
A house in a distant wonderful country

Ouch!
01-30-2008, 05:59 PM
I'm a practical individual, so I'm certain that I would invest a good deal of it.

Miriel
01-30-2008, 06:15 PM
I'd buy real estate. Wait for it to increase in value, sell, and then buy more real estate.

Mercen-X
01-30-2008, 06:21 PM
Damn man, publishing, copyrighting, trademarking, and marketing all cost the big money. I'd spend my million on putting out my name, sucking in the fame, and letting the billion bills rain down on my brand new '67-styled jet-black Chevy Corvette concept designed by yours truly. I got houses to build, mouths to feed, and a bunch of useless crap to buy 'cause I'm a damned greedy gluttonous bastardo.
With all the books, movies, and television I could write, having that initial mil would solidify my place in the billy's club.

Jess
01-30-2008, 06:27 PM
I'd quit college and pay to start an OU degree straight away in Psychology. I'd also book a holiday, and buy a Newcastle season ticket for me and my brother. :jess:

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-30-2008, 06:36 PM
Pay the rest of my education and pay back my student loans. Do the same for my sister. I'd probably give some to my parents as well. Then book a return flight to Japan for a month for me and my boyfriend.

Anything left over would be a PS3, a nice LCD TV and a good sound system to boot. :D

Breine
01-30-2008, 06:38 PM
Use it on travelling, move away from home, buy some stuff and maybe give some away to charity.

Old Manus
01-30-2008, 07:02 PM
If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough, cause I'd still be out robbing armoured trucks.

Araciel
01-30-2008, 07:04 PM
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner...but we would...we'd just eat more of it...and we'd eat it with really expensive ketchups...yeah with all the most expensive dijon ketchup!

Caraliz
01-30-2008, 07:11 PM
i would buy an island. :love:

I Don't Need A Name
01-30-2008, 07:19 PM
shove it in the bank and live off the interest

yeah im not imaginative, but it will give me an income :D

Chemical
01-30-2008, 07:40 PM
I just recently went sober so touche!
I've managed to foil your plans - once again... (?)

I've talked about this before with Dyslexicon,
probably design and have someone build my "dream" house,
pay off my parent's debt and set my grandma up with a nice retirement deal
continue my education without working
go on a nice vacation overseas
then
allow the remaining to collect interest

Araciel
01-30-2008, 07:43 PM
I just recently went sober so touche!
I've managed to foil your plans - once again... (?)

I've talked about this before with Dyslexicon,
probably design and have someone build my "dream" house,
pay off my parent's debt and set my grandma up with a nice retirement deal
continue my education without working
go on a nice vacation overseas
then
allow the remaining to collect interest

I doubt you'd have much, if any, left.

Mirage
01-30-2008, 07:45 PM
shove it in the bank and live off the interest

yeah im not imaginative, but it will give me an income :D

You'll probably want a part time job in addition to that if it's just one million. 6-70000 a year isn't all that much :p.

Yamaneko
01-30-2008, 07:49 PM
Buy real estate and travel.

LanceOfTime
01-30-2008, 07:49 PM
id just make sure i could support my girl and a couple of kids and invest and try to live....just more survival i suppose

Chemical
01-30-2008, 07:50 PM
I just recently went sober so touche!
I've managed to foil your plans - once again... (?)

I've talked about this before with Dyslexicon,
probably design and have someone build my "dream" house,
pay off my parent's debt and set my grandma up with a nice retirement deal
continue my education without working
go on a nice vacation overseas
then
allow the remaining to collect interest

I doubt you'd have much, if any, left.

House - 250,000
Family Debts & Crap - 50,000
School - 8,000/year
Vacation - 2,000

Just because i'd have money doesn't mean I wouldn't be cheap.

Araciel
01-30-2008, 07:51 PM
My house alone would cost more than a million.

Lynx
01-30-2008, 08:27 PM
a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics.


id give the money to you so you can help further my love for beer. assumeing youd make a good tasteing beer that is.

honestly i dont really care for to have a lot of money.

but if i had it id pay for a helicopter snowboard drop. where i jump out of a helicopter onto a huge mountain and snowboard down. i think that costs like 10 grand so id have pleanty of left over which i dont really care what would happen to it after that. i mean after that my main goal in life will be complete.

Dolentrean
01-30-2008, 08:51 PM
I would pay off my school debts, set enough aside to finish up my bachelors degree and then enough for Med School. Then I would probably get myself and apartment to stay in for the remainder of my school career and invest the rest for after graduation, with a little luck I would be able to start my own psychiatry private practice.

Zeldy
01-30-2008, 08:56 PM
I'd go on a huge shopping spree; I'm terrible with money.

Psychotic
01-30-2008, 09:04 PM
I don't know. How much do you think a hippopotamus would cost?

Blue Harvest
01-30-2008, 09:11 PM
I'd move as far away from my family as possible. Like America maybe :P

Dolentrean
01-30-2008, 09:11 PM
I don't know. How much do you think a hippopotamus would cost?

Not a million, but I like where you heads at... what about two Hippopotamuses, Armor, Jousting Equipment and Paint Ball gear?

Mirage
01-30-2008, 09:16 PM
I just recently went sober so touche!
I've managed to foil your plans - once again... (?)

I've talked about this before with Dyslexicon,
probably design and have someone build my "dream" house,
pay off my parent's debt and set my grandma up with a nice retirement deal
continue my education without working
go on a nice vacation overseas
then
allow the remaining to collect interest

I doubt you'd have much, if any, left.

House - 250,000
Family Debts & Crap - 50,000
School - 8,000/year
Vacation - 2,000

Just because i'd have money doesn't mean I wouldn't be cheap.
I don't think I would have gotten the house I wanted for $250000 :p, then again, the USD isn't worth much these days, that might be the explanation.