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Rantz
02-03-2008, 08:57 PM
Reporting to you live from the annual world championship in potato peeling! The tension is high here as the contest draws to a close. In booth A we have the Italian chef Luigi Patatino, this year's favourite to win! Booth B features Ivan Kartoffel, the russian farmer (his moustaches are glorious, I assure you), and finally, in booth C we have a dark horse, the amateur Rantzien!

They are on their final round now, each of them has about a half bucket left... Patatino is slightly ahead of the others, it seems! But what happens? Ivan Kartoffel has taken a vodka pause! This should leave him out of the competition, and what a competition it is! The peelers are scintillating! The peels are flying! They pick up their last potatoes, and the suspense is unbelievable! Oh no! Patatino drops his potato! This means... YES! He's done it! Rantzien has won the world championship in potato peeling, ladies and gentlemen, and I do believe... yes, he has set a new world record! Give it up for the amazing Rantzien, people!

So yeah, as you can see, I'm the world's best potato peeler. The topic is, what are YOU best in the world at? :bigsmile:

Denmark
02-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Pics or it didn't happen, you know.

I'm the best in the world at representing a country I've never even been to.

Luara
02-03-2008, 09:56 PM
Im the best at beeing a foxy Girl

Leeza
02-03-2008, 10:06 PM
I'm the Queen of the Banned. :cat:

Sergeant Hartman
02-03-2008, 10:08 PM
TEKKEN

Caraliz
02-03-2008, 10:10 PM
eating. :D

escobert
02-03-2008, 10:11 PM
ganj smoking imo

cloud21zidane16
02-03-2008, 10:12 PM
Table Tennis:D

Rantz
02-03-2008, 10:27 PM
Pics or it didn't happen, you know.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2528340/2/istockphoto_2528340_senior_man_peeling_potato.jpg

Big D
02-03-2008, 10:52 PM
That's one fine moustache, Rantzien...


I'm pretty good at Renaissance dance.

Captain Maxx Power
02-04-2008, 12:48 AM
So yeah, as you can see, I'm the world's best potato peeler. The topic is, what are YOU best in the world at? :bigsmile:

Pretty much everything that I've ever tried ever.

Jessweeee♪
02-04-2008, 02:21 AM
I am the best at being indecisive!

Araciel
02-04-2008, 03:14 AM
Well, nothing of course. There's always someone better.

Ichimonji
02-04-2008, 03:55 AM
Riverdancing!

Dolentrean
02-04-2008, 04:21 AM
I'm the Queen of the Banned. :cat:

I see what you did there...

I am pretty awesome at everything I have ever done... except sewing... I suck at sewing.

I also make a pretty mean salsa.

fire_of_avalon
02-04-2008, 04:27 AM
Oh. Oh I don't think so. There are quotes, tall tales, hell LEGENDS about my peeler prowess in my family. I challenge you to a duel.

oddler
02-04-2008, 06:22 AM
I'm the best at making myself look like a jackass. No you're not. Shut up, oddler, I'm the best.

Rantz
02-04-2008, 12:14 PM
Oh. Oh I don't think so. There are quotes, tall tales, hell LEGENDS about my peeler prowess in my family. I challenge you to a duel.
Your family won't save you now, fool! I am to potato peeling what Gandalf is to wizardry (pretty awesome)! And when the duel is over I'll go "foa, your peeler is broken!"

Quindiana Jones
02-04-2008, 07:40 PM
Arthuring.

Namelessfengir
02-04-2008, 07:55 PM
soulcaliber

Cz
02-04-2008, 08:43 PM
I turn the consumption of Jaffa Cakes into an artform. Seriously, the way I eat those things is beautiful.

Old Manus
02-04-2008, 11:13 PM
TEKKENHe doesn't lie.

Blue Harvest
02-05-2008, 09:36 PM
I'm the best at annoying people.

KentaRawr!
02-05-2008, 10:06 PM
I'm not the best at anything, but there's a high possibility I'm better than you at it.

stalpho slayer
02-07-2008, 10:04 PM
Halo 3

Faded Tears
02-08-2008, 02:38 AM
playing with fire

suspended on silver wings
02-08-2008, 03:17 AM
I'm the best at DDR I'm on challenge/heavy and seem to get AAA on ALL the songs except MAX 300 which is only a AA

Blue Harvest
02-08-2008, 08:55 PM
playing with fire

He loves that I'm sure :p

demondude
02-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Potatoes are for wusses, in cooking class everyone is so jealous when I cut my carrot with such prowess even the teacher swoons.

Dolentrean
02-08-2008, 09:05 PM
I am pretty good at being the most cynical person I know

Quindiana Jones
02-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Rantz likes anything annually.