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dodobird
02-07-2008, 02:58 PM
im new guys and hey there can anyone give me tips plz
:choc2:
Rantz
02-07-2008, 03:18 PM
Hello dodobird and welcome! On life in general, there are a few guidelines, like "live life to the fullest", "don't eat the yellow snow", etc.
More specifically, there are tips for various subjects, like:
Don't feed the kangaroo, unless you want a punch in the stomach
When wearing a backpack, use both shoulder straps. It lessens the strain on the one side.
Don't keep your wallet in your back pocket. Your buttcheeks are the least sensitive part of your body!
I think you'll get along just fine! If there's anything in specific you want tips about, don't be afraid to ask! Psychotic knows most things.
Leeza
02-07-2008, 03:54 PM
Hello dodobird. Welcome to EoFF. :)
All/most answers to EoFF can be found <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php">here</a>. :cat:
Aerith's Knight
02-07-2008, 04:19 PM
hi there, here is the wisdom i gathered over the years:
- If you cant stand the heat, get out of the forum.
- if its too good to be true, it usually is.
- if you have to kick someone, do it so that he doesnt kick back.
- when people throw things, its smart to get out of the way.
- respect the administrators.. someone has to.
scrumpleberry
02-07-2008, 05:34 PM
Welcome! :cookie:
leader of mortals
02-07-2008, 05:44 PM
here are some rules to follow...
1 Loony BoB is god
2 Vincent, thunder god is god
3 I am not god:(
4 If you perve on the eyes on ff ladys, you will be loved(right Typhoon tha Reapa?)
Araciel
02-07-2008, 06:11 PM
Tip: The ones with boobies are girls...or Jebus.
Sounds like useless advice but believe me it's saved me in the past.
Old Manus
02-07-2008, 06:14 PM
:twocents:
Sup
demondude
02-07-2008, 06:17 PM
Dodo's are extinct.
Araciel
02-07-2008, 06:19 PM
Dodo's are extinct.
...no, dodos are though.
Levian
02-07-2008, 06:23 PM
That's what they want us to think, I bet they're not really extinct at all.
hello dodobirdio!
Breine
02-07-2008, 06:56 PM
Hey and welcome to EoFF :)
Psychotic
02-07-2008, 08:05 PM
My tip is not to sneeze too often if you can help it.
Welcome!
Bahamut2000X
02-07-2008, 08:09 PM
We have extinct animals posting now. This reminds me of that Dilbert where the dinosaurs ended up to just be hiding.
Welcome none the less.
oddler
02-07-2008, 09:34 PM
How about if I just tip my hat to you? ;)
Welcome. :)
stalpho slayer
02-07-2008, 09:39 PM
tip: stay away from psychotic
HIIII!!!!!!
Clawsze
02-07-2008, 10:23 PM
Yo, man, it's your good friend/dealer/random guy in your town.
Welcome, and either PM me or ask me at school for help!
P.S: My hours are between 12pm and 12:01pm
Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your time here! :jess:
jimbo-83
02-09-2008, 11:20 PM
ello ppl, im another newbee lol.....erm im just finding my way arnd on ere, and ive never used forums b4! but i wana say i did hear that Barret had i secretly loved Cloud although i cant c Cloud goin there!!
Aerith's Knight
02-09-2008, 11:23 PM
like im going to give you another hiya.. its like they're free!
Polaris
02-09-2008, 11:26 PM
like im going to give you another hiya.. its like they're free!
Yeah and if we feed them it can get worse:rolleyes2
Rianoa
02-09-2008, 11:26 PM
howdy and welcome :D
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