im new

[dodobird]

im new guys and hey there can anyone give me tips plz
:choc2:

[Rantz]

Hello dodobird and welcome! On life in general, there are a few guidelines, like "live life to the fullest", "don't eat the yellow snow", etc.

More specifically, there are tips for various subjects, like:

Don't feed the kangaroo, unless you want a punch in the stomach
When wearing a backpack, use both shoulder straps. It lessens the strain on the one side.
Don't keep your wallet in your back pocket. Your buttcheeks are the least sensitive part of your body!


I think you'll get along just fine! If there's anything in specific you want tips about, don't be afraid to ask! Psychotic knows most things.

[Leeza]

Hello dodobird. Welcome to EoFF. :)

All/most answers to EoFF can be found <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php">here</a>. :cat:

[Aerith's Knight]

hi there, here is the wisdom i gathered over the years:

- If you cant stand the heat, get out of the forum.
- if its too good to be true, it usually is.
- if you have to kick someone, do it so that he doesnt kick back.
- when people throw things, its smart to get out of the way.
- respect the administrators.. someone has to.

[scrumpleberry]

Welcome! :cookie:

[leader of mortals]

here are some rules to follow...

1 Loony BoB is god
2 Vincent, thunder god is god
3 I am not god:(
4 If you perve on the eyes on ff ladys, you will be loved(right Typhoon tha Reapa?)

[Araciel]

Tip: The ones with boobies are girls...or Jebus.

Sounds like useless advice but believe me it's saved me in the past.

[Old Manus]

:twocents:

Sup

[demondude]

Dodo's are extinct.

[Araciel]

Dodo's are extinct.

...no, dodos are though.

[Levian]

That's what they want us to think, I bet they're not really extinct at all.

hello dodobirdio!

[Breine]

Hey and welcome to EoFF :)

[Psychotic]

My tip is not to sneeze too often if you can help it.

Welcome!

[Bahamut2000X]

We have extinct animals posting now. This reminds me of that Dilbert where the dinosaurs ended up to just be hiding.

Welcome none the less.

[oddler]

How about if I just tip my hat to you? ;)

Welcome. :)

[stalpho slayer]

tip: stay away from psychotic

HIIII!!!!!!

[Clawsze]

Yo, man, it's your good friend/dealer/random guy in your town.
Welcome, and either PM me or ask me at school for help!

P.S: My hours are between 12pm and 12:01pm

[Jess]

Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your time here! :jess:

[jimbo-83]

ello ppl, im another newbee lol.....erm im just finding my way arnd on ere, and ive never used forums b4! but i wana say i did hear that Barret had i secretly loved Cloud although i cant c Cloud goin there!!

[Aerith's Knight]

like im going to give you another hiya.. its like they're free!

[Polaris]

like im going to give you another hiya.. its like they're free!

Yeah and if we feed them it can get worse:rolleyes2

[Rianoa]

howdy and welcome :D