so...

[BB_blitz]

i joined this online forum for a few reasons but i probably would not have joined if it was not for my room mate one day while i was board i began looking at all the people on his msn massager and man a lot of them are from this very site and most of them are girls i was like wtf he doesn't even speak to girls in RW AAAND there all HOT ... ??? :confused: is he some kinda online ... ??? :eep: its like i don't even know him ... ??? :mad2: i want to know the lady's toooo :cry:

so... if you know neocracker let me know

[Avarice-ness]

NeoCrackers stupid.

You seem cooler. You're my new best friend. :D

[Araciel]

Yes, for some reason all the hot girls are here...Which is odd because I used to think there were no girls on the internet.

Welcome.

[Levian]

NeoCracker told me we had something special together and I fell for it and now I only have 1 kidney. :/

[Avarice-ness]

Yes, for some reason all the hot girls are here...Which is odd because I used to think there were no girls on the internet.

Welcome.

That's because there -are- no girls on the internet.

I don't exist.

[Araciel]

NeoCracker told me we had something special together and I fell for it and now I only have 1 kidney. :/

You're lucky...I have 8...and 6 of them are in my babies, which look like him.

EDIT: Nessie doesn't exist?! lawl

[Avarice-ness]

NeoCracker told me we had something special together and I fell for it and now I only have 1 kidney. :/

You're lucky...I have 8...and 6 of them are in my babies, which look like him.

EDIT: Nessie doesn't exist?! lawl

Nope, I'm a figment of EoFF's imagination. EoFF believe's in me, therefore I exist.

[Cookie]

NeoCracker is a furry scum-bucket.

[NeoCracker]

1.) Yes, I am his roomate.

2) Sorry Levy, I meant to take the Liver, but cut in the wrong place so I just went with it.

3) But Ava, I thought you loved me? :(

4) Cookie, STFU.

5) Whats the topic here?

[oddler]

5) Whats the topic here?

Welcome to our place of business! :)

[Avarice-ness]

3) But Ava, I thought you loved me? :(

Sorry cracker, but I've found a new flame! He so happens to be your room-mate.

You're cool, but people who know you are cooler!

[Jess]

Welcome to EoFF! I hope you like it here~

[NeoCracker]

Oh wait, so this is his welcome thread now?

Meh, that works for me.

GET OUT! You live with me, we've worked together at 3 different jobs, why won't you leave me alone!

PS: Shads rocks.

[Araciel]

Well if that's the case:

Welcome.

And I know Neo as well as I can I suppose, through #eoff.

[Breine]

Hi and welcome! :)

[Old Manus]

So now we gots 2 crackaz at EoFF

[Bahamut2000X]

I approve of this epic thread.

[Psychotic]

So now we gots 2 crackaz at EoFFhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/oldmanus.gif

And no, sorry dude, no idea who this NeoCracker guy is. If I see him around then I'll let you know.

[Evastio]

Hi! Have fun and don't get banned. I hope your stay is a long one.

Also, NeoCracker's a jolly good fellow.

And in case you're wondering I'm not one of the hot ladies here on EoFF (despite my female gender implied in my profile since I'm actually a man).

[Leeza]

Welcome to EoFF, BB. :)

[Akaria]

Actually, Evastio and I make up one girl. It's a kind of twisted half and half deal we got worked out.

[Jessweeee♪]

I liked him better when he was corncracker!


Vegetables are neat.

[rubah]

Neocracker is such a sweet dear ^_^

welcome to eoff; may I wish you good luck with your lady searching

[NeoCracker]

Sweet? WTF?

Since when was I sweet?

[Aerith's Knight]

i think you grew out of it when you turned one year old

[NeoCracker]

well more posts than i expected thx for the warm welcome and fyi there may come a time neocracker no longer logs on and i hope you all remember me at that time for i have killed him and if your any kind of friend you will turn me in and yes i am cooler than neocracker for i have had a girlfriend

[rubah]

well more posts than i expected thx for the warm welcome and fyi there may come a time neocracker no longer logs on and i hope you all remember me at that time for i have killed him and if your any kind of friend you will turn me in and yes i am cooler than neocracker for i have had a girlfriend

forget to log out? :p

[BB_blitz]

yes i did E J you are a dumb ass log out so i dont do this again

[Rianoa]

is this a welcome thread ?
ne way howdy and welcome to eoff and have fun :D

[Strawberry_Mew]

Welcome XD it just goes to show u that girls get on here 2 XDD

[Roto13]

Agrias is the hottest hawtty on the internets.

Also, NeoFurry is a Cracker.

[Araciel]

Welcome XD it just goes to show u that girls get on here 2 XDD

I require more proof.

[Rianoa]

:whimper:
Agrias is the hottest hawtty on the internets.

Also, NeoFurry is a Cracker.

what bout me ? :whimper:
(only joking)

[smittenkitten]

Welcome to Eoff! :mog:
Neo talks to me... He says he is the one! :eek:

[Strawberry_Mew]

Welcome XD it just goes to show u that girls get on here 2 XDD

I require more proof.

Well look at the picture thread lol Im sure that is proof enough lol XD

[NeoCracker]

You know, Tyler (BB) Is asleep on the couch right now. What should I do to him?

[Dolentrean]

Get a sharpie and write "Property of Dolentrean" on his face. :bigsmile:

[NeoCracker]

I don't think I'd ahve time to write that before he wakes up though.

Do you have a stamp I could use that says that?

[Dolentrean]

Actually yes... but I would have to mail it to you and as everyone knows the postal service hates me and replaces all my mail with dead rats.

[NeoCracker]

Damn. NVM then, I'll just game instead.

[Akaria]

That's a lame trick...Gaming, psh.

Take electrical tape and tape his wrists to eachother and his knees together. That should do the trick:)

[Aerith's Knight]

Actually yes... but I would have to mail it to you and as everyone knows the postal service hates me and replaces all my mail with dead rats.

at least yours were dead..




Welcome XD it just goes to show u that girls get on here 2 XDD

I require more proof.

Well look at the picture thread lol Im sure that is proof enough lol XD

still.. a girl liking FF is very rare..

[Akaria]

still.. a girl liking FF is very rare..
Not that rare! I like it, and I know 4 other girls off the top of my head who do too...That makes.......Five. Not including the chickys on here.

[Ki Ki]

BE VEWY CAWEFUW. The girls here eat babies and steal candy from old ladies and smell and stuff. :excited:

[Aerith's Knight]

BE VEWY CAWEFUW. The girls here eat babies and steal candy from old ladies and smell and stuff. :excited:

still.. they're 5 girls.. thats more girls that like FF then i even hoped to meet in real life :p

[Akaria]

I smell stuff, some good, some not so much, but I don't think I smell and stuff...I do devour the occasional baby though. Mmm, that's some good eatin'.

[Ki Ki]

ooooooh. You like how you turned that around don't you Akaria?! >:O
But that still leaves you with the old ladies candy which is probably like AIDS candy or something.

[Aerith's Knight]

cookie for who gets the quote

"Hmmm.. beeby. Get in my belly!"

[Akaria]

I do indeed enjoy how I turned that around:D

And Fat B-tard from Austin Powers Goldmember!! I think.

:heart:AIDS candy:heart:

[NeoCracker]

Wasn't it "The Spy Who Shagged me"?

[Aerith's Knight]

cookie for the cracker!

uhh.. i mean neo


and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. AIDS candy?.. then you dont even get the sex.. whats the point then?

[Akaria]

I'll tell you the point if I get a cookie too:(

Cookie for the failure? Anyone? Anyone?! Aw...

[Aerith's Knight]

I'll tell you the point if I get a cookie too:(

Cookie for the failure? Anyone? Anyone?! Aw...

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/2/6/f_cookiem_119703d.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/2/6/f_cookiem_119703d.jpg&srv=img26)

[Akaria]

I'll tell you the point if I get a cookie too:(

Cookie for the failure? Anyone? Anyone?! Aw...

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/2/6/f_cookiem_119703d.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/2/6/f_cookiem_119703d.jpg&srv=img26)
:love::love::love:Oh, the failure...It tastes so good!! And so familiar...

[Jessweeee♪]

I nearly used the /me command. I hate you all for making me think I'm in chat ; ;

[Ki Ki]

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me! O COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITA C!!1 :chef:

[Aerith's Knight]

I nearly used the /me command. I hate you all for making me think I'm in chat ; ;

blame BoB.. i always do

[Akaria]

You're welcome:D

[Leeza]

...and spam closes yet another thread. :cat: