How youuuu doin...?

[Hazzard]

Alright, this thread is about the weirdest or funniest pickup lines you've heard. Also, you can drop in a few original lines constructed by yourself.

Lol, here's a little video which cracks me up every time related to pickups:

YouTube - Mad TV Can I Have Your Number? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75g_A731q0&feature=related)

[Old Manus]

In before chloroform, rag, etc.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
with pictures of you
it's off to the loo

[Rye]

Ahahahaha. xD I like Old Manus'. My favorite for years has been:

"Hey baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."

[Rantz]

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."

[Rianoa]

"Hey baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."

hahaha lol thats funny

[Tallulah]

"You must be a parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

<3 Quagmire. :D

[Sergeant Hartman]

Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes.

[Comet]

My favourite is 'don't scream and I won't kill you.'

[Breine]

One of my friends once said the cheasiest pick-up line ever. We were on a school trip to Paris, and one night he and some other guys went up the Eiffel Tower to enjoy the view. Up there they met some girls and came to talking. At some point he says to the one he's trying to get with: "The view from here is very beautiful, but it's much more beautiful with you in it." I mean, c'mon.. that's like the worst ever - and he's been teased with it many times since.

[Aerith's Knight]

"the only thing thats more important then looking into your eyes is the fact that i have to poop."

[Zeldy]

Oh man, if I heard one of these being said and it was serious I'd be in hysterics xD

[NeoCracker]

"Love is a sensation that starts by tempation
A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation
Do you understand my explanation
or do you need a demonstration"

And

"You must have fallen from heaven, cause you got nice cans."

[Aerith's Knight]

*looks deep into eyes*

..

*brushes strand of hair out of your eyes*

..

"do you have change for a 20?"

[Lynx]

*looks deep into eyes*

..

*brushes strand of hair out of your eyes*

..

"do you have change for a 20?"

im gonna have to use that one :p


my friend once told me one "if you were a burger at mcdonalds youd be mcgorgeous"

in my experience pick up lines can actually work indirectly. me and my friends were saying a bunch that we knew to eachother makeing eachother laugh. we walk past some girls and they asked if we were gonna use the lines on them. so we got there numbers.

[Big D]

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."Works best on long-lost relatives, especially if you're only interested in rescuing them because they're hot.

I know a woman named Storm (real name, by the way) and I once heard a drunk moron try to hit on her by declaring that he was "the eye of the Storm".

[blackmage_nuke]

If i invented the keyboard then "i" would be on top of "u"

[Aerith's Knight]

"They say god works in mysterious ways.. is that why i havent met you before?"

[Caraliz]

My absolute favorite is...

"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

:jess:

[Quindiana Jones]

Would you like to see my Elephant impression?

I am a Doctor and I'm afraid you must take an emergency injection of protein, immediately.

Excuse me, I am a mind reader and yes it is 12 inches.

Lets play carnival: sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

[Bahamut2000X]

In before chloroform, rag, etc.


Awww but those are my favorite. :shifty:



One my Star Wars obsessed friend came up with. "Hey baby, you wanna activate MY lightsaber?"