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Laddy
02-23-2008, 03:11 PM
It's a battle of the subjects of weird sexual fetishes! Who's the coolest/sexiest/less weird?

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj130/Miako208/neko.png
^ Neko

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/fckwatisaid420/Canline.jpg
^Furry

Sergeant Hartman
02-23-2008, 03:12 PM
neither are cool or sexy

Cookie
02-23-2008, 03:13 PM
I fucking hate you, general chat.

Laddy
02-23-2008, 03:15 PM
Hey, blame the cosplaying freaks! They made me do this!

Roto13
02-23-2008, 03:39 PM
NeoCracker vs. Baloki! Who will win! Neither. Because there are no winners.

NeoCracker
02-23-2008, 03:42 PM
NeoCracker vs. Baloki! Who will win! Neither. Because there are no winners. Roto13!


Also, Nekomimi (I think thats right, and Neko on it's own is just cat. Though I could be horribly wrong on this one.)

And I'm probably not going to post again, as the debates with southern inbreds are sure to ensue if I do. ^_^

Jess
02-23-2008, 04:05 PM
Just no.

Madame Adequate
02-23-2008, 04:14 PM
It's cute when totally vanilla people think they're kinky. :kaoclove:

Bahamut2000X
02-23-2008, 04:27 PM
It's cute when totally vanilla people think they're kinky. :kaoclove:

Indeed.

Though I have to say of the choices, the neko-girls. Why? Cats are awesome, girls are sexy, cat-girls are awesome sexy then. Besides who WOULDN'T want to mess around with a girl who could purr and has a tail? :love:

As for furries, their well...furry, if your into that you might as well say you wanna make out with Chewbacca cause well....he's the furriest of them all. I can't help but go ew to furries and people with sexual fantasies about them, I imagine the hairballs alone would set most people off.

Old Manus
02-23-2008, 05:14 PM
I prefer real women. It's disgusting, I know. I also enjoy consentual sex in the missionary position :(

Goldenboko
02-23-2008, 05:23 PM
Where obviously none are a good choice. With a cat-girl you can at least ignore the tail and ears... with a furry its kinda in the way.

Psychotic
02-23-2008, 05:23 PM
I, for one, cannot wait for the AIDS vs Cancer deathmatch thread.

rubah
02-23-2008, 05:32 PM
It's cute when totally vanilla people think they're kinky. :kaoclove:

It's cute when people don't realize the quiet vanilla librarian girl has a collection of whips at home that would've made the Roman Empire cry :kaoclove:

I think I would have to say that cat girls are a little more respectible than furries, at least when applied to real life, because they don't wear cat suits.

<del>although I think I would totally hot with a fox tail just saying</del>

Tavrobel
02-23-2008, 05:34 PM
I, for one, cannot wait for the AIDS vs Cancer deathmatch thread.

That one would be simple. Killcount makes the winner.

Neko. If I had to choose.

~*~Celes~*~
02-23-2008, 09:12 PM
I'd rather be a Catgirl, if that's what you mean.

Quindiana Jones
02-23-2008, 09:17 PM
I prefer just plain ol' bestiality.

KentaRawr!
02-23-2008, 09:34 PM
The examples given are horrible! Not to say the artists are bad, but you can't just show 2 pictures and say "Okay, that's Furry-ness. And this is a catgirl." You need some deeper examples, man!

Anyway, Catgirls are closer to human, so I'd probably prefer being in a relationship with a catgirl. However, it depends on the soul, not the looks, right? :p

Ultima Shadow
02-23-2008, 09:34 PM
Tentacles please! Preferably... aliens!

Oh yes, I just love the idea of green heaps of slime with tentacles developing the hyper-advanced technology required to travel in space, and then spend thousands of generations inside a small spaceship while traveling billions of lightyears to eventually get to earth... only to have sex with some japanese schoolgirls, before they all eventually get shot down by the millitary. Oh yes, I like the sound of that, man! :hyper:

...

...

...back on topic, catgirls please. Furries disgust me.:greenie:

NeoCracker
02-23-2008, 09:35 PM
However, it depends on the soul, not the looks, right? :p
I am going to go ahead and disregard my last post in order to laugh hardily at this statement.

lol.

KentaRawr!
02-23-2008, 09:36 PM
Oh, yeah, and I'd totally prefer to be a furry, because they're cooler than cat-girls, and I don't want a gender change! :D

Renmiri
02-23-2008, 09:38 PM
Neko... Cat ears are cute :love:

Roto13
02-23-2008, 09:43 PM
Cat girls are for furries that can't commit.

Renmiri
02-23-2008, 09:59 PM
What about cat boys ? ^^

Baloki
02-23-2008, 10:01 PM
Cat girls are furries, dear god what idiots from the depths of 4-chan spawned this stupid thread? I'd be offended or care if it bothered me or I hadn't heard it all a million times before...

Dolentrean
02-23-2008, 10:12 PM
God damn I hate the internet sometimes...

Laddy
02-23-2008, 11:11 PM
The examples given are horrible! Not to say the artists are bad, but you can't just show 2 pictures and say "Okay, that's Furry-ness. And this is a catgirl." You need some deeper examples, man!

Anyway, Catgirls are closer to human, so I'd probably prefer being in a relationship with a catgirl. However, it depends on the soul, not the looks, right? :pGood point, my lad!

Nekos
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee217/Kaossncookies/Neko.jpg
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee107/golden--fire2600/-neko-.jpg
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/catgirls_2007/neko.jpg

Furries
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee252/lupinewarrior/furry.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w180/Anthrofox9/Heather.jpg
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/VitiateMe/whitetiger.jpg

As for my preference,

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z293/FuffyFox/Photobucket.jpg
Furries just act more realistic to me. Plus, they are cooler looking.

Madame Adequate
02-23-2008, 11:14 PM
It's cute when totally vanilla people think they're kinky. :kaoclove:

It's cute when people don't realize the quiet vanilla librarian girl has a collection of whips at home that would've made the Roman Empire cry :kaoclove:

Megatron likes where this is going :jokey:

KentaRawr!
02-23-2008, 11:15 PM
Cat girls are furries, dear god what idiots from the depths of 4-chan spawned this stupid thread? I'd be offended or care if it bothered me or I hadn't heard it all a million times before...

How can you compare a woman with cat ears glued to her head to a hybrid of two animals, one of which being human?

Laddy
02-23-2008, 11:17 PM
Cat girls are furries, dear god what idiots from the depths of 4-chan spawned this stupid thread?
I, my friend, would be that idiot who spawned this stupid thread.

Bahamut2000X
02-23-2008, 11:30 PM
It's cute when people don't realize the quiet vanilla librarian girl has a collection of whips at home that would've made the Roman Empire cry :kaoclove:


But wouldn't a vanilla librarian who's obsessed with whips be....oxymoronic? :shifty:

Quindiana Jones
02-23-2008, 11:46 PM
Vanilla librarian to everyone else who doesn't know her secret kinky love nest, doy.

Sarc the Swordsman
02-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Neither. I prefer real women, and real women only.

Yamaneko
02-24-2008, 12:38 AM
If you're into this :skull::skull::skull::skull: you seriously need to reevaluate your life's priorities. Failing that, ostracize yourself and your brethren from Internet mainstream culture and never make your existence known to me again.

Laddy
02-24-2008, 12:44 AM
If you're into this :skull::skull::skull::skull: you seriously need to reevaluate your life's priorities. Failing that, ostracize yourself and your brethren from Internet mainstream culture and never make your existence known to me again.
I'm not into this :skull::skull::skull::skull:. Just trying to be eccentric....



















...am I eccentric yet?

Fonzie
02-24-2008, 12:49 AM
WHAT HAS SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

Leeza
02-24-2008, 12:50 AM
Seriously, you all know I love cats, but...no. :cat:

Laddy
02-24-2008, 01:06 AM
Seriously, you all know I love cats, but...no. :cat:
They never, never, NEVER join an RP at EoFF.

Fonzie
02-24-2008, 01:06 AM
Jesus saved you from your sins.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj181/em-tizzle22/jesus.jpg

Sad Jesus is Sad. :(

Cookie
02-24-2008, 01:07 AM
Jesus saved you from your sins.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj181/em-tizzle22/jesus.jpg

Sad Jesus is Sad. :(

Quindiana Jones
02-24-2008, 01:08 AM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5163/kittiessmallkd0.jpg

Laddy
02-24-2008, 01:08 AM
Sad Jesus is Sad. :(
God, I have sinned, I have insulted your name by creating a Neko VS Furry thread, for that, I ask for your holy forgiveness.

Quindiana Jones
02-24-2008, 01:08 AM
Personally, I agree 100% with what the kittens say.

And, to be honest, you can always trust a kitten to say the right thing. Take Leeza, for example. She's pretty righteous, and she's a kitty.

It's all about faith, really. Like Fonz said. Jesus was, in fact, a kitty. So, when kittens tell you to do something, you damn well get it done.

Fonzie
02-24-2008, 01:09 AM
Yeah, srsly, Kittens and Jesus are both great win imho.

Quindiana Jones
02-24-2008, 01:10 AM
The kitten on the left in that picture is actually a stoat. Stoats = wrongness and evil. Never trust a stoat.

Jess
02-24-2008, 01:10 AM
I prefer real women. It's disgusting, I know. I also enjoy consentual sex in the missionary posi<b></b>tion :(
ilu. :laugh:

Quindiana Jones
02-24-2008, 01:10 AM
If a stoat tells you to keep a thread open, just do the opposite. Do what the good kitty (who is symbolically IN THE RIGHT) says instead.

Fonzie
02-24-2008, 01:11 AM
EoFF, only you can stop these kind of threads!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/Screamingno.gif

Quindiana Jones
02-24-2008, 01:12 AM
That way everyone stays happy, and their minds are free from semi-zoophilia corruption.

Cookie
02-24-2008, 01:12 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n123/blitz-ace9/118413458822.jpg

Leeza
02-24-2008, 01:15 AM
I think that's enough spam for today. :cat: