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Comet
03-02-2008, 02:27 AM
Who here has shoplifted? I done it a few times.
Jojee
03-02-2008, 02:27 AM
I haven't :o What'd you shoplift?
Roto13
03-02-2008, 02:29 AM
That kind of thing is way, way beneath me.
Comet
03-02-2008, 02:29 AM
Just a sweet.
LunarWeaver
03-02-2008, 02:34 AM
It's easier to mug somebody who has already bought the desired item.
Aerith's Knight
03-02-2008, 02:36 AM
once.. when i was 8.

I never did it again. I always felt guilty about it.

I have always had money to buy things small enough to shoplift. There was no reason, nor drive to do it.
Momiji
03-02-2008, 03:57 AM
My friends ended up shoplifting around 50 CDs over a range of around 2 months and finally got caught for it, despite me telling them 'you're going to get caught' and their 'no we're not' replies. I was rather smug around them for a couple of weeks afterwards.

Have I ever shoplifted? No.
~*~Celes~*~
03-02-2008, 04:27 AM
Nope, never have and never will. Too moralistic for such things. :cat:
Vermachtnis
03-02-2008, 05:02 AM
Never! Except once when I was 4 and took a toy from the toy store. In my defence I thought the mall was one big store.
Vyk
03-02-2008, 05:03 AM
Its better when you steal panties that were owned by a person and not a store :|
Zeromus_X
03-02-2008, 05:06 AM
Only when I was young. I've since outgrown such things, of course.
Mirage
03-02-2008, 05:15 AM
A few times when i was younger than 10 or so. It was a few packs of those pog caps.
Bahamut2000X
03-02-2008, 10:35 AM
Once, I had made some purchases at work, when I got home I noticed one was missing so the next day I told the person who rang me out I didn't get it so I grabbed another. On the way home that day after work I discovered I did in fact get the item, it just fell out of my bag and went under my seat. Oh well I inadvertently stole a $1.83 thing of prunes.
Montoya
03-02-2008, 10:43 AM
That kind of thing is way, way beneath me.
41-Inches-Wide
03-02-2008, 10:44 AM
I shoplifted a Blues Clues sticker in October of last year xD
I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THE WHOLE THING! So I peeled one and ran for it.
LunarWeaver
03-02-2008, 10:45 AM
Aicha is my favorite person ever :(
Avarice-ness
03-02-2008, 10:54 AM
I actually took some gobstoppers from one of the ministores in Fiesta Texas, but what's worse is that I actually ate them in the store and no one noticed anything. I ate like 12 gobstoppers (they were invidual packs of 3) before I got a sugar tummy ache and left.

Other than that, I love pens, so I have a bad habbit of taking work pens. But I seriously blame that on my OCD, 'cause I horde things like journals, pens, and binders. :)

Oh and my sister ACCIDENTLY steals stuff.

Seriously, like two weeks ago she stole a My Little Pony. Basically my 3 year old neice was in the cart, it was one of those shaped like a car and what not, well she had been playing with the my little pony and my sister put it up, then turned to say something to my older neice, my 3 year old neice grabbed it back and hid it under this little gap where there's a cage for your feet and my sister left the store with it, by the time my sister got to the car she saw Kate with the toy and figured that her husband snuck it past her and bought it for Kate. So when they got home she asked him why he bought her the My Little Pony 'cause she thought he was the one that said she had to many ponies and he was all "I didn't buy it for her" and then she realized yeah he didn't. xD

What's worse is that stuff like that happens all the time to her and half the time it's because my neice hides things either in bags or in areas out of veiw. My neice is a little theif.
blackmage_nuke
03-02-2008, 11:11 AM
No, but I always get the urge to, just to see if i can get away with it.
Breine
03-02-2008, 11:17 AM
Nope, never shoplifted.
41-Inches-Wide
03-02-2008, 12:14 PM
Aicha is my favorite person ever :(

I'm sorry I'm so low. :kaoclove:
Sergeant Hartman
03-02-2008, 12:28 PM
I don't think I have.

Manus likes to steal sweets all the time though :monster:
Rantz
03-02-2008, 01:16 PM
I accidentally nabbed a soft drink from a gas station once. Me and a friend were passing by and I thought I'd buy one. So we went in, talking all the while, I grabbed a soda, and we walked out of the store. I'd noticed my friend had started looking somewhat smug, but I ignored it. When we were a short way from the store he said "Didn't you forget something?". He looked straight out gleeful now. I thought a bit and then I was like "Woah!". But I didn't go back and pay. :)