Demon Dude's poem: the new God?

[Quindiana Jones]

Demon Dude's fantastic (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html), but mostly unknown or unrecognised, poem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html) has been around for sometime.

However, recently it has started branching out from Writers' Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html), and has overtaken other threads. An example of which is the thread regarding Private Messaging (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114946-trouble-pms.html), which was beginning to turn from a sensible thread into a poem infested love den! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114946-trouble-pms.html) Who did this? One could place the blame on Demon Dude (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/demon%2Bdude.html), for writing the poem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html), but I think the blame rests mainly on Flailing Mollusc (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/flying%2Bmullet.html)'s shoulders.

The question is this: Is Flailing Mollusc (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/flying%2Bmullet.html) the modern day Jesus, in the sense that he preaches (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114946-trouble-pms.html), for resurrecting (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/114946-trouble-pms.html) this poem (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/112703-p-my-mates-poem.html)?

[Jessweeee♪]

It's so beautiful :cry:

[Goldenboko]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

[leader of mortals]

BEST POEM EVAR!!!

[Hazzard]

threadz a phail /in b4 lock

[Quindiana Jones]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

As stated in the post you didn't read: totally Mollusc's fault.

[Denmark]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

Oh Gobo, do you not see?

[leader of mortals]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

Oh Gobo, do you not see?

we live in a land of misery.

[Jessweeee♪]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

Oh Gobo, do you not see?

we live in a land of misery.

People suffering left and right.

[leader of mortals]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

Oh Gobo, do you not see?

we live in a land of misery.

People suffering left and right.

it just isnt right

[demondude]

You people have molested every single feeling of mirth I could feel.
I feel like jumping in the sea.

[theundeadhero]

They do it because they love you :heart:

[Goldenboko]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

Oh Gobo, do you not see?

we live in a land of misery.

People suffering left and right.

it just isnt right

Using demondude's poems are we? Well if its a poem battle you want:

Ignorance is truly bliss,
when words of wisdom waver.
Allow yourself to seek repentance,
and throw these words to abyss.

[Cookie]

This thread is totally G.

[theundeadhero]

Demon Dude, our little guy
Oh, your words, they make us cry
Filled with such passion, sorrow
Will you ever see tomorrow
Empty your heart upon our ears
Do not listen to your fears
They whisper small, slow distress
While yet your heart yearns to express
Your want for Resha's gentle love
An angel sent from up above
But Resha girl, she does not see
So still you live, in misery

[Flying Mullet]

When this started it was so funny.

Now Quin, its just making you fail so hard, you don't even deserve a ph.

As stated in the post you didn't read: totally Mollusc's fault.
Now, now pot, quick calling kettle black. :smash:

[Quindiana Jones]

:blush:

[Old Manus]

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........

[Flying Mullet]

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........
Why must you continue this vicious cycle?

[Old Manus]

Now is the time.

[Quindiana Jones]

I wrote a haiku for English homework once. It had to be about the view from my window. It went like this:

"It's just a brick wall.
Not much sky to see from here.
There's a chimney though."

I hated that teacher, so took her biscuits by choosing the window that didn't face something other than a wall. :bigsmile:

[demondude]

Where is Leeza when you need her? :mad2:

[Quindiana Jones]

She's sitting back, allowing this thread to die on its own. However, some FOOL keeps reviving it. :bigsmile:

[demondude]

It was the top of the forum list for me. :O

[theundeadhero]

In the spirit of thinking Demon Dude is an alright guy I give this thread a mercy killing.