Above Poster's Table Etiquette

[Evastio]

Basically tell us what you think the above poster's table etiquette is like. (If they eat all respectfully and slowly, if they hoard all the food on the table, if they're really picky with the food they eat, if they arrange the food in some strange way before they eat it, etc.) Also try to wait a few posts before you post again.

[Momiji]

I'd imagine that Evastio chops up all of his food into tiny bits, makes lines with them, and snorts them. :D

[Goldenboko]

Momji lectures others whenever they do something improper, isn' that right momi?

[NeoTifa]

eats as quickly as possible

[Momiji]

Momji lectures others whenever they do something improper, isn' that right momi?

Absolutely. <3 ;)

[Roto13]

Wears a bib.

[Dolentrean]

Has impeccable manners and silently judges those who are sloppier than him.

[rubah]

dolentrean likes to eat with his hands when the forks and knives start to slow him down.

[Aerith's Knight]

Rubah probably eats perfectly finess when in company, but uses her hands and shoves it all in when alone :)

[Fonzie]

AK probably faps on his food, then eats it, because he's a spooney-bard. :mog:

[Goldenboko]

The Fonz is Jesus, the food just floats to his mouth

[Roto13]

Fonz only eats cheeseburgers and fries, but never gains any weight for some reason.

EDIT: GB eats ass because he's faster than me and I don't like it.

[Madame Adequate]

Roto takes what he really likes, unless someone he really likes prefers it. But if it's something he's indifferent or moderately disposed towards, he's quite happy to go without.

[Goldenboko]

EDIT: GB eats ass because he's faster than me and I don't like it.

Can't beat Chocobo speed ;)

PS- Make sure you post for MILF!

[qwertysaur]

Roto eats Chocobo with Cim

[Dolentrean]

Qwerty probobly seperates everything that is green on his plate and saves it for last, or puts it in his special green box.

[Evastio]

I guess I'll do qwertyxsora and I'm my own MILF.

I'm guessing qwertyxsora is somewhat of a picky eater yet he eats fast. I'm my own MILF is okay with eating a lot of different things but is somewhat slow at it.

...

And Dolentrean eats a lot and eats fast.

[Rye]

Evastio sword fights with his plastic knife with his friends before eating his french fries and chicken nuggets. :bigsmile:

[Fonzie]

Rye probably eats fruit roll up panties, whilst singing.

[Tavrobel]

Rye would take a picture of her food before she ate it. Maybe make it into some kind of chin related sig.

EDIT: I definitely know Fonzie here would just jump into the water with sharks all around, just for the hell of it with his food.

[Roto13]

Tavrobel chases down a wild gazelle on the planes of the Serengeti and viciously devours it raw.

[Vermachtnis]

Roto whips the food into his mouth.

[Fonzie]

Roto whips the food into his mouth.

Omni preforms Hyper Fang, taking half of oranges health away.

[Aerith's Knight]

the fonz slighty punches his food, and then it dances into his mouth

[Roto13]

AK eats with his bare hands. He doesn't wash them first.

[Aerith's Knight]

>:[

[rubah]

roto orders out and has a manslave to feed him.

[mooglebunni608]

Rubah eats like a princess!!! <3

[~*~Celes~*~]

probably eats at a moderate pace, eats her favorite foods first and cuts her food up into perfect sized pieces :)

[Araciel]

Casts runic then smashes the table with a sword.

Eats whatever survives.

[Randgris]

Probably watch Ali and Superman beat the crap out off each other, Roman gladiator style. Whoever wins will be the one who wouls feed him.

[Goldenboko]

Randgris uses those placemats you can color on :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Peck. Peck. Peck. KWEH! *attacks table*

[Peegee]

Peck. Peck. Peck. KWEH! *attacks table*

I think Harlequin has excellent table manners. I bet she can even tell me what the 7th spoon is for without thinking about it!

I'm now eyeing the few people in this forum that actually has watched me eat. *glare*

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I think he chews with his mouth shut.

Am I playing the game right?

[~*~Celes~*~]

probably has to stop to clean his glasses every now and then, whilst admiring Lisa's saxophoning skills :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Eats perfectly while silently judging people ;)

[Vermachtnis]

You snarf almost all your food down in one huge gulp. While hiding the vegetable.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Spins forks around on their fingertips.

[mooglebunni608]

He chomps things with big open mouth CHOMPCHOMP moves.
He also doesn't use silverware.

[Roto13]

Makes giant "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" sounds.

[Rye]

Eats pasta in a "Lady and the Tramp" kissy style with Dilcio. :kaoclove:

[Peegee]

Eats pasta in a "Lady and the Tramp" kissy style with Dilcio. :kaoclove:

I imagine Rye to be a very very picky eater.

Don't worry. I'm allergic to vegetables too. Less than three (write it out)

[Flying Mullet]

Yells at the waiter if there's no soy sauce to put on his pizza as it's not "AZN" enough.

[NeoCracker]

I think of you as being the guy that grabs Mashed potatoes with his hands.

[Aerith's Knight]

he just smashes his head into the corn and eats whatever sticks to his face :)

[Goldenboko]

Aerith's Knight eats boring and plain, like a copy cat of everyone else in the world.

Much like how he is on EoFF

You saw nooooooooothing... :)

[qwertysaur]

Goldenboko eats everything with a side of Gyshal Greens

[Quindiana Jones]

qwertyzsora only eats vegetables.

[scrumpleberry]

Quin eats politely and quickly, but uses the wrong implements, thus confusing everyone around him.

[Flying Mullet]

scrumpleberry uses a spoon to eat everything.

[Tavrobel]

Mulley keeps winding up chewing his own hair. Learn how to use a hair tie!

[NeoCracker]

You so don't have table manners. You just hook up an IV straight to your bloodstream.

[qwertysaur]

NeoCracker uses a spork

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

qwerty is the quiet, polite type.

[Dolentrean]

Ninjas his food, No one really knows if he eats it, or if it just vanishes.

[mooglebunni608]

He eats EVERYTHING with a straw up his nose.

[Evastio]

I'm guessing you're a polite but slow eater.

[scrumpleberry]

Evastio eats with hello kitty plastic cutlery, and likes to have his meals out of cardboard pots.

[Goldenboko]

scrumpleberry has an unnatural almost fetish, of berries.

[Quindiana Jones]

He looks distastefully at his food, then eats it anyway to be controversial.

[themagicroundabout]

belches loudly, showing no signs of remorse

[NeoCracker]

Your food glides gracefully from your plate to your mouth.

Like Magic.

[leader of mortals]

Shoves food into an already full mouth, but is sure to keep his elbows off the table :D

[Aerith's Knight]

licks up his food.. even spareribs

[Sarc the Swordsman]

Has table manners equal to those of the royal family - although when out of public view, enjoys eating using hands. xD

[Aerith's Knight]

actually.. thats my style exactly xD

[Dolentrean]

Sarc probably drastically over uses his knife while he is pretending to kill little food monsters.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Eats in the most polite manner! :heart:

[demondude]

She does not eat the food, she just stares at it with gracefulness.
Right?

[escobert]

he'd throw food at everyone then crap on their plates.

[demondude]

Sounds about right. xD

[fire_of_avalon]

HEY ONLY ONE POST FOR EVERY 10 GUYS.

Demon Dude puts on a pair of aviators, breathes fire onto the table and then picks everything up with one bamboo skewer.

EDIT: I'll do Bertie, too. Bertie rolls his food into a blunt, covers it with Vermont Maple syrup and lights up.

[scrumpleberry]

Phoa eats everything with incredibly long handled, intricately carved silver cutlery, using awesome cutting and pronging skillz to make eating some salmon look AWESOME.

[Quindiana Jones]

scumpleberry just rolls in her food and allows her skin to slowly absorb it all.

[mooglebunni608]

He examines it closely before eating it. HE IS VERY SUSPICIOUS.

[Blue Harvest]

Attempts to use anti-matter chopsticks and ends up starting a foodfight.

[leader of mortals]

Eats goats raw

[Avarice-ness]

Has the food fed to him as he lounges in a large circular chair.

[Goldenboko]

Avarice has all of her meals prepared in Zozo. And refuses to eat anything imported for Jidoor!

[Chemical]

Eats like a pig.
No wait - a duck; pigs tend to chew.

[Aerith's Knight]

eats like a chicken, only without the rocks ^^

[Araciel]

Eats like a pig.
No wait - a duck; pigs tend to chew.

Simpsons didit.

A's K expectorates a sticky, caustic mucus onto his food, then slurps it up through a specially evolved proboscis.

[Evastio]

I'm guessing you're a fast but somewhat picky eater.

[Araciel]

I'm fast at everything...

wait...

dammit.

[Jessweeee♪]

You seem like the type to hunch over your food as you eat as if someone's going to steal it :shifty:

[NeoCracker]

You seem like the type to hunch over your food as you eat as if someone's going to steal it :shifty:

[scrumpleberry]

Nicks food off wimmins plates before he hunts them, resulting in high pitched, early horror moviesque screams.

[leader of mortals]

pushes everthing to the side that she doesn't like, and refuses to eat it or try something new...

[Quindiana Jones]

He tells them to line up and then bellows: "MORTALS! MARCH INTO MY MOUTH!"

[Shiny]

Instead of eating his food, he hides it all in his fro.

[Evastio]

I'm guessing you eat stuff a little faster than average and aren't really that picky.

[Dolentrean]

He probobly eats everything with a healthy side of pudding, as an aside to Bill Cosby.

[Fonzie]

Nominus would probably make a bagel, then have sex with it.

[Jessweeee♪]

The Fonz eats like a normal, boring, person.

[Dolentrean]

Dolentrean would likely never touch his food, nor let anyone speak.

He would be far too busy with exclaiming how great of a person he was.

Zee Gads! He's on to me! (Dont do me, do the person above me)

[qwertysaur]

Jessweeee♪ uses both chopsticks and a spork.

[Flying Mullet]

qwertyxsora drinks from a sippy cup and a eats from a plate that keeps all of his food divided.

[Sarc the Swordsman]

Looks at his food before throwing it across the room. He then rushes to eat it before it lands.

[scrumpleberry]

Looks at his food before decimating it to ensure that it isn't poisoned. Hours of careful preperation...ruined. He nibbles on it in pea-sized bites.

[Polaris]

I think scrumpleberry must be very slow eating her food and very kindly :)

[Aerith's Knight]

Looks twice at her food, then grabs a cookie instead ^^

[leader of mortals]

Looks twice at her food, then grabs a cookie instead ^^

Talks with his mouth wide open:mad2:

[Sarc the Swordsman]

Will eat anything and everything that is edible in sight - all in an eternal quest to try every food available on the planet.