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Chemical
03-05-2008, 06:07 PM
All present and accounted for?!


So how many Ashleys has EoFF collected over time?

We also accept:
Ashleighs
Ashlees
and Ashlis

THE LIST

Chemical
Avarice-ness
TheAbominatrix (Pins)
Faris
Dr. Acula
Ashley Schovitz

Sergeant Hartman
03-05-2008, 06:09 PM
too bloody many

theundeadhero
03-05-2008, 06:10 PM
Add in Faris and Theabominatrix (Pins).

Avarice-ness
03-05-2008, 06:10 PM
Holy crap this thread came up fast.

Present!

Caraliz
03-05-2008, 06:11 PM
isn't avarice-ness an ashley?

Avarice-ness
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
isn't avarice-ness an ashley?

Hence I said "PRESENT" :razz:

Balzac
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
I like GWAR, can I join?

Avarice-ness
03-05-2008, 06:13 PM
I like GWAR, can I join?

Is your name Ashley?

Balzac
03-05-2008, 06:14 PM
It can be... >.>

Chemical
03-05-2008, 06:17 PM
It can be... >.>

no

Balzac
03-05-2008, 06:20 PM
Aww :(

Caraliz
03-05-2008, 06:27 PM
don't worry Stu I'll make you an honorary member of the Elizabeth club. :love:

Aerith's Knight
03-05-2008, 06:29 PM
who's ashley?

Real Name:
A. Knight

is it you? (btw i would kill to have that as a name xD)

Aurey
03-05-2008, 06:31 PM
Ashley's a boys name! AHAH.

Aerith's Knight
03-05-2008, 06:32 PM
ashley is a girls name.. or those parents would just be cruel.

Balzac
03-05-2008, 06:36 PM
don't worry Stu I'll make you an honorary member of the Elizabeth club. :love:

Hoshi- SWEET DEAL!!

Rye
03-05-2008, 06:36 PM
The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.

Peegee
03-05-2008, 06:37 PM
Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.

Chemical
03-05-2008, 06:43 PM
who's ashley?

Real Name:
A. Knight

is it you? (btw i would kill to have that as a name xD)

Yeah

I'm A. Knight
Ashley Knight

Also:

Ashley is originally a boys name coming from England which means
"A lone ash tree stranding in a field"
Ashley itself is a masculine spelling and form of the name, Ashleigh is the feminin version... but these gender barriers have long been erroded by the fashionable use of Ashley for girls starting in the 1980's.

Yamaneko
03-05-2008, 06:47 PM
I bet this is a really exclusive club.

Chemical
03-05-2008, 06:52 PM
Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.

Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?

scrumpleberry
03-05-2008, 06:55 PM
The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.

START JESSICA CLUB NOW

This ought to be super-fun XD

Aerith's Knight
03-05-2008, 06:59 PM
omg.. ^__^''

whos jessica?

Jess
03-05-2008, 07:01 PM
The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.
We will win! :jess:

Aerith's Knight
03-05-2008, 07:05 PM
*joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*

:shifty:

scrumpleberry
03-05-2008, 07:08 PM
*joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*

:shifty:

Yeah right, Dennis.

Bahamut2000X
03-05-2008, 07:12 PM
I know an Ashley, does that count?

Denmark
03-05-2008, 07:13 PM
http://ca.geocities.com/hopedreamer@rogers.com/Ashleys.gif

Scandalous!

Peegee
03-05-2008, 07:31 PM
Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.

Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?

That and throw ice cubes down your bra. But seriously I could do that backwards, blind folded, and asian.

<3

Araciel
03-05-2008, 07:33 PM
I would attempt to start my own club, but I'm not popular so no one would join.

Peegee
03-05-2008, 07:37 PM
I would attempt to start my own club, but I'm not popular so no one would join.

Every time James Latimer logs on I think he's you.

It's starting to be annoying.

I forget James Latimer's eoff screen name.

Faris
03-05-2008, 08:04 PM
:bounce:

Jess club and Ashley club should be election parties when the elections start.

theundeadhero
03-05-2008, 08:10 PM
There's a couple of BAMFers around here who won't stand for that.

rubah
03-05-2008, 09:39 PM
I loved that episode of Recess

[edit- I love recess]

Jojee
03-05-2008, 09:43 PM
I'm pretty sure there's more Jessicas :p

How about the Yuejiao club? :</>D

Breine
03-05-2008, 09:45 PM
There's also Ashley Schovitz, although I don't know if she's really an Ashley..?

Bahamut2000X
03-05-2008, 10:10 PM
I'm pretty sure there's more Jessicas :p


Along those lines there's probably more Matts then anything. >.>

Dr. Acula
03-06-2008, 04:47 AM
Me loves Recess.:love:

I'm an Ashleigh. Sign me up.

theundeadhero
03-06-2008, 06:47 AM
I want to be in the Joy club :(

Avarice-ness
03-06-2008, 07:08 AM
I'm present again, but I think I'm the only one here.

Seriously though, the Jessica/Ashley battle would be epic.

Ashi
03-06-2008, 07:38 AM
I'm guessing being one letter short of 'Ashli' doesn't count. :(

41-Inches-Wide
03-06-2008, 10:56 AM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj276/WillabethForever/Ashley%20Tisdale/tisdale.jpg

YOUR LEADER!

Chemical
03-06-2008, 03:30 PM
Bring it Jess Club




You’re dirty and your whole organization is dirty. You know it and you work very hard to keep this ‘under the covers’. You say you’re here to help. You say you want to provide what is needed. You do an excellent job of writing all the right words and using politically correct pictures. You have even convinced a lot of the people in your organization that you have a good heart. But the truth is your heart is spoiled and rancid. A person who has earned my complete trust and respect says he would like to cut open the soft underbelly of your organization and reveal everything that is rotten, putrescent and fetid. If I have anything to do with it, he is going to get that chance.

While it would be easier at this point for me to go away and find other solutions, I refuse to give up. It’s time for many more people to see what you are really like. It’s time to burst that bubble of superiority you possess. It’s time for you to start doing what is right and ethical. It’s time for Ashley’s knight to slay your evil dragon.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_83jyJYlS6vM/RceAyUALNhI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/FNSavPD2wbE/s1600/knight.jpg