I just killed someone ;_;

[edczxcvbnm]

I ate so much food at work that my belly expanded...except it expanded too much! I was just laying back and took a deep breath and then it happened. A button on my pants exploded off and shot really fast across the room. It went straight into the head of a coworker and now they died. The cops are here...help help. What should I do? ;_;

[rubah]

Throw up! and resew your button.

[Araciel]

Stop typing.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Run.

Just <i>run</i>.

[Ichimonji]

Leave town. Start a new life. Don't ever look back.

[Shiny]

Change your name to Milton Waddams.

[Heath]

Steal some ID belonging to the dead co-worker, make yourself look like them and frame them for your murder. Then adopt a third persona and start life afresh. It's the only solution.

[Caraliz]

blame joy.

[Sarc the Swordsman]

Explain that it was all an accident, not murder. I'm sure the police and media will understand!

[Goldenboko]

Don't let the talkie-talkies get you!

[edczxcvbnm]

i just tried running...it isn't happening. i stood up and then cramps...i even vomited a little! so now i need to be a slow day solid snake and get that identification!

wish me luck...snake out!

[Anno Domini]

this isnt serious is it. i hope not O_o

[Roogle]

It's time for a new life, edczxcvbnm. Your name is Emily Landoria. You want to be the best Summoner ever.

[Jessweeee♪]

Move to kah-nay-dee-ah!

[Psychotic]

Is this one of those Choose Your Own Adventure dealies?

Ok, remove pants. Place waste paper bin on head. Enter combat stance.

also check inventory I guess.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, just do what most black people do when they get in some :skull::skull::skull::skull:...plead the fif...:rolleyes2

[Araciel]

A'yo, just do what most black people do when they get in some :skull::skull::skull::skull:...plead the fif...:rolleyes2


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/ca/Fif.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

Get the I.D., Ed. It'll give you access to level 1 doors, letting you escape before the authorities get there.

[Arc_Master_14]

Suicide. If your squeamish have some one else do it for you

[Fonzie]

It's time for a new life, edczxcvbnm. Your name is Emily Landoria. You want to be the best Summoner ever.

*looks in usernotes.*


:lol:

[edczxcvbnm]

all right. I removed my pants and now I am hiding in the wastepaper basket. Wait for the right moment to fall over and get the ID. God I wish I wore underwear today.

I am posting from my phone btw. That is how I am keeping you all updated now.

[Fonzie]

all right. I removed my pants and now I am hiding in the wastepaper basket. Wait for the right moment to fall over and get the ID. God I wish I wore underwear today.

I am posting from my phone btw. That is how I am keeping you all updated now.

You know where to must keep the phone.

IN YOUR MAN POCKET.

[KentaRawr!]

Use some Magazine Cartridges to distract the enemy, and grab the I.D. while they aren't looking.

Remember to wear a Bomb Blast suit when you get to the roof! The wind's strong today.

[Aerith's Knight]

Think of a coverstory as lame as this.. then go be someone bitch in prison..

yes! im still mad about mafia game >:[

[Dolentrean]

First thing you have to do is get a fake moustache, also adopt a new accent for a short period of time, steal a level one access card, it should let you enter blue doors. Blue doors will lead you to the second floor, when you get to the second floor you should be able to find a poncho behind the broken copy machine, with that poncho you will be able to move through the dripping faucet, or else you wouldn’t be able cross before. You have to make sure that none of the guards see you, so if you find the cleaning lady bribe her with a glazed donut (You can buy it for 7 credits at the cafeteria) she should then let you hide in the laundry basket and will push you to the basement door, enter the door, equip the poncho and pass under the drips. Once you get there change you equipment to the best stuff you got. Once all that has happened let me know and I will tell you what to do next.

[edczxcvbnm]

Oh man! Hurry up cops. I really have to go to the bathroom ;_;

[Psychotic]

Find a container in which to urinate, and store the urine-container. You never know when it will be useful in a trade.

[KentaRawr!]

C'mon, throw the magazine clip! Do it!

[Fonzie]

Oh man! Hurry up cops. I really have to go to the bathroom ;_;

Okay, grab a sharpie, and go write on the hand-dryer thing in the bathroom. Write " Put out hands, receive bacon ", and quickly go hind in a stall. As they're there wondering how to solve the bacon mystery throw a urinal rag, for they will think it's a donut, and therefore will chase it. This is your chance to run like a naked man out of hell.

My codec frequency number is 112.74. Call me when you want to save.

[Roto13]

Suicide is your only option.

[Madame Adequate]

Jump out, raging and roaring and frothing at the mouth! Preferably whilst urinating freely about the place. When everyone else is stunned with horror/fear, kill everyone who saw you kill the man, and kill any witnesses to these new killings. Repeat until no witnesses to any killings remain and you'll be home free.

[rubah]

okay, if you have the wastepaper basket on your head, you can move safely. Assume that any passers by will be staring at your genitals.

Feel your way to the front door and exit. Run. If you hit something, the basket will protect your head, so don't worry.

If you feel you are next to an unlocked car with the keys in, get in and remove the basket and drive to Roogle's house. We will update you from there.