MAFIA VII theme ideas, HALP!

[Freya]

Alright kiddos, it's almost time once more for hot mafia action. ONE PROBLEM. We need a theme.

We have a few for ya and we thought we'd give you some samples of death scenes :P

Celebs: (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2439439-post21.html)
The town awoke one morning, after standing in line for their expensive $4 coffee they heard a scream. So loud and piercing they all ran to check it out. And there was Johnny Depp standing over a body crying his little eyes out. Her bag was flung open with her crack and meth all over the ground. Paris Hilton had been stabbed to death with a fans pen. Paris was a townie and played by [player]

Classic Video characters:
Sleep driven and battle worn, Link walked his way down Ol' school blvd. He rounded the corner and poor link saw something he had never seen before. With all those spiders blood that have flown in his face through-out the years, he was never prepared for this. Mario had mushrooms shoved in his eye-sockets. Blood was everywhere. And his chest had a gaping hole.Mario was the Cop played by [player]

Historic figures:
Hitler was skipping down the street when a he heard a roar of an engine. Quickly his head swiveled to see what exactly made the sound. He lunged out of the way and his basket of flowers went flying as he dived into the dirt. His dress all muddy, he saw a cloud of dust fading. There was a mass on the ground. Something had been thrown out. Wrapped in a bloody cloth were silent eyes. Speckled spots were all over the cloth. Blobs of red were soaking through. Caesar was the Doctor. Thanks for playing [player].

[Jessweeee♪]

Those are neat :D!

...there's also Futurama and Scooby Doo villains :D?

[Marshall Banana]

Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears. =O

[NeoCracker]

I'm still for a No More Heroes game, even if I can only think off 14 people from that game who actually have names. :P

[qwertysaur]

I wanna kill hitler :shoot:

[Freya]

But hitler skips and wears dresses and carries flowers. How can you want to kill that?

[Dolentrean]

Care Bare Mafia!

[NeoCracker]

Freakazoid Mafia?

Animaniacs Mafia?

[Tavrobel]

Transformers? Scrubs? LotR? Silmarillion? Warcraft?

[Freya]

I could only use care bear stare death once :P "WE CARE SO MUCH WE HAVE TO KILL YOU!"

[~*~Celes~*~]

Celebs~

[Dolentrean]

South Park Mafia?

[Caraliz]

CELEBRITY MAFIA. i would so play that sheezy!

paris hilton is a must.

[Jojee]

I wanna be Brad Pitt!

*pokes more people to vote for celebs*

[Aerith's Knight]

I want historical video game figures.. i wanna be link xD

*inserts music: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N689EWHWpKI*

*shoots sword flashie thingie*

[Dolentrean]

Endangered Species Mafia?

[Roto13]

I'm still for a No More Heroes game, even if I can only think off 14 people from that game who actually have names. :P

Let's see, there's the top ten assassins, the handsome foil, the final boss, Travis, Sylvia, that guy who owns the rental store, the guy who owns the clothing store, the two guys that work for Sylvia, the gal at the assassin mission place... (I think all of those characters have names....)

[Freya]

Stop voting for that one. That one would be boring >:( Stop letting DD have his way! Pick one of mine you silly kids. *not influencing voters :shifty:*

[NeoCracker]

Problem is I can't remember any of the names of them.

And don't forget the guy who brings Travis his bike when you call him.

Edit: It's not our fault ours are better Lekana. :P

[Roto13]

Problem is I can't remember any of the names of them.

And don't forget the guy who brings Travis his bike when you call him.

That's the same guy who runs Beefhead Videos. :P I believe their names are all in the art gallery. (Which I have completed, hurr hurr hurr)

EDIT: Oh, there's also Lovikov, Dr. Naomi, and Thunder Ryu. I don't know how I could forget Thunder Ryu. He's my MSN picture. :P

[~*~Celes~*~]

[begin elevator music]

Have you ever wished you were a celebrity but didn't want the paparazzi to take as many pictures, intruding in on your private life?

Ever wish you could live in a ridiculously expensive mansion with a ridiculously huge pool that you'll probably never even swim in because it's only there for show?

Ever wish you could just be Britney Spears, just so you can say "Hit me baby, one more time!" or "Oops, I did it again!"?

Now is your chance.

Vote Celebrity Mafia.

Celebrity Mafia promises a brighter future for the EOFF world, full of chances to kill off not only Paris Hilton, but also Lindsey Lohan.

Celebrity Mafia wants your vote because Celebrity Mafia cares for you.

[/end elevator music]

[Freya]

Edit: It's not our fault ours are better Lekana. :P

I meant the gaming one! I don't care if you talk about whatever it is you are talking about....... .see not caring :D

[Roto13]

I insist on the video game one.
So there.

[NeoCracker]

Problem is I can't remember any of the names of them.

And don't forget the guy who brings Travis his bike when you call him.

That's the same guy who runs Beefhead Videos. :P I believe their names are all in the art gallery. (Which I have completed, hurr hurr hurr)

EDIT: Oh, there's also Lovikov, Dr. Naomi, and Thunder Ryu. I don't know how I could forget Thunder Ryu. He's my MSN picture. :P

It doesn't help any that I had him calculated in my original 14 either. :P

Travis -1
10 Assassins - 11
Sylvia - 12
Thunder Ryu - 13
Lovikov - 14
Naomi - 15
Henry - 16
Beef Head guy - 17
Area 51 Guy - 18
Pizza Butt CEO - 19

Thats all I got. :P We would still need 4 more names.

[Freya]

Neo there are 23 players -.-



How dare ye roto.... how dare ye.

[Jojee]

Honey, why are you even giving people a choice? Why are you letting Demon Dude even have a say? Did you lose your whip?! Pick it back up!

[NeoCracker]

Neo there are 23 players -.-



How dare ye roto.... how dare ye.

Yes, and I have 19 names.

19 + 4 = 23, hence we need 4 more names.

[Aerith's Knight]

i was in.. or didnt i mention that?

[qwertysaur]

Honey, why are you even giving people a choice? Why are you letting Demon Dude even have a say? Did you lose your whip?! Pick it back up!
She's just doing what I did for last game. :p

[Freya]

Honey, why are you even giving people a choice? Why are you letting Demon Dude even have a say? Did you lose your whip?! Pick it back up!
She's just doing what I did for last game. :p

........ That AND DD wants classic gaming and I want celebs or historical and we couldn't come to an agreement.

[NeoCracker]

WOOHOO! No More Heroes Character list.

Don't read it if you don't want spoilers.

List of characters in No More Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_No_More_Heroes_characters)

Thats a total of 22 Characters listed there, and the Game runner could be Suda 51 (Even though no one will want to run a kick ass Mafia like No More Heroes, but meh, not like something like thats ever stopped me. :P)

That leaves a 23rd Character.

[Freya]

Neo... I already told you my opinion on it. So :mad2:

[Psychotic]

I don't know what the fuck No More Heroes is, but if NeoCracker thinks it's great I'm more than happy to remain ignorant on the subject.

[Roto13]

But I also think it's great so that negates NeoCracker.

[~*~Celes~*~]

DOES MY VOTING CAMPAIGN HAVE NO EFFECT ON THE EOFFIAN REPUBLIC? ;-;

VOTE CELEBS FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN, DAMNIT!

[Freya]

I hate you guys for letting DD get his way.

[Caraliz]

noooooooo. paris hilton. ;_;

[Dolentrean]

Religious figures mafia!

[Freya]

GUYS! DD is suppose to lose everything not win! GAWD you guys suck.

[Dolentrean]

Just to let everyone know, No More Heros kicks ass. I hope that clears up any confusion.

[KentaRawr!]

Classic Video Gaming definitely seems like the way to go here. Infinite possibilities for roles. But what I'm yearning for is a Zelda themed game. :p

[Del Murder]

Classic games or Simpsons characters.

[Dolentrean]

Famous political activists mafia!

(I am just gonna keep shouting out mafia ideas untill one of them sticks)

[Old Manus]

Cutlery

[Levian]

Classic games or Simpsons characters.

Sweet idea :mog: Simpsons, that is.

Video Games Characters or celebs sounds good out of the three in question. :]

[Loony BoB]

Simpsons is best. You could have serious fun with that.

Celebrities is cool purely because someone could end up having to say only two words the entire game: MATT DAMON.

[scrumpleberry]

God, any of these will be ridiculously fantastic. So doing Mafia VII.

[demondude]

GUYS! DD is suppose to lose everything not win! GAWD you guys suck.

I'm working hard on this game. :mad2:

EDIT: We aren't having no more heroes.

[Aerith's Knight]

if we do simpsons i wanna be homer xD

or chief wiggum :p

or Lou XD

[Dolentrean]

GUYS! DD is suppose to lose everything not win! GAWD you guys suck.

I'm working hard on this game. :mad2:

EDIT: We aren't having no more heroes.

No more No More Heros :(

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'm all for Simpsons.

[demondude]

Maybe you can all have the Simpson's next game. :)

And no more heroes is not a classic game!

[Aerith's Knight]

lets all vote Simpsons!

then someone can be spider-pig xD

[Bahamut2000X]

Celebrities is cool purely because someone could end up having to say only two words the entire game: MATT DAMON.

I support this idea. :up:

[KentaRawr!]

A spy of some sort could be a cop. Solid Snake, perhaps?

[demondude]

Theme's been decided pretty much, if you want to vote do it now!

[NeoCracker]

Since you people fail for no No More Heroes,

In Classical Video Game Characters, I demand we use Toejam and Earl.

[demondude]

No and no

[NeoCracker]

What? Toejam and Earl ARE classic video game characters.

[demondude]

Fine we'll consider it. :/

[KentaRawr!]

It should be a combination of characters. Toejam and Earl could be the local village idiots, whilst a bunch of Snatchers run the Mafia!

Actually, wait, no, Snatchers should be a secret Mafia! When they kill someone, no one notices, and they TAKE THEIR PLACE! :O

[demondude]

That'd be too obvious though. :D

[NeoCracker]

And slightly lame. :P

Also, are you at least going to include Pac Man and Mr. Game and Watch?

[demondude]

We can't tell you who we've chosen.
But they are good, trust me.

[NeoCracker]

Oh, they had better be.

[Psychotic]

Solid Snake or gtfo tbh.

[Freya]

We have a bunch of classic classic ones. I think we'll add some ps1 peoples.

Also just fore warning, this game is gonna be fast. You might think it's a bit crazy as well but it really isn't. But it'll move fast.

[Jessweeee♪]

o:

[KentaRawr!]

We have a bunch of classic classic ones. I think we'll add some ps1 peoples.

Also just fore warning, this game is gonna be fast. You might think it's a bit crazy as well but it really isn't. But it'll move fast.

Solid Snake isn't PS1, he's MSX! Saying he's PS1 is like saying Mario is N64! :mad2:

Edit:


That'd be too obvious though. :D

Not if the Snatchers disguised themselves. :3 Maybe new people could join in on the game either as immigrants or snatchers, but it will always tell the public they're immigrants! :O

[Freya]

I wasn't saying solid snake just saying that we should add some PS1 guys xD

[NeoCracker]

PS1 isn't classic enough.

[Jessweeee♪]

YOUR FACE ISN'T CLASSIC ENOUGH!

[NeoCracker]

Thats why my face isn't one of the characters silly.

[Jessweeee♪]

That's good.

[edczxcvbnm]

I wish it were, I could make fun of it so much ^_^

- Jojee

[NeoCracker]

Thats not very nice ed/joy. :(

[demondude]

I chose some really classic people but if you want some PS1 characters...

[Jojee]

hey, celebrities are catching up xD

[NeoCracker]

To bad, so sad. Apparently Video Game characters are already chosen anyway. :p

[Jojee]

it's not too late, the poll doesn't close until 8! or something xD

[Jessweeee♪]

...but I don't want to be Jennifer Aniston D:

[Marshall Banana]

I'd enjoy reading a Mafia that has a Star Wars theme. =(

[Jessweeee♪]

Darth Vader was the Beloved Princess.

[Psychotic]

I'm editing the poll and changing my vote from historicals to celebrities!

[NeoTifa]

even though im not on enough to play, i voted classic vid game chars. seeing as how this is a gaming site, i thought it was appropriate. besides, we all know princess peach is totally the mafia leader. its all good.

[Jojee]

NOoooooo Neotifa, NOooooooooooooooo you're supposed to be on my side! What happened to traveling the universe and going to the cute boys & puppies planet together! A vote for video game chars is a vote for DEATH and ugly wrinkled men! :(

[NeoTifa]

oh yea. sry. too late :p im not playing anyways. im kinda not on that often

[Freya]

OMG celebs! OMG I am almost winning. Someone else vote celebs! then we can make up some instant death tie breaker thing :P

[Jessweeee♪]

You better pick some good celebrities, then!

[Freya]

Of course and I will totally "typecast" them differently. I mean Johnny Depp cried his eyes out :D

[Jessweeee♪]

n.n

[leader of mortals]

yes!!! Video game characters!

[Jessweeee♪]

o:

[Aerith's Knight]

YES!!!

no celebreties!!

i wouldve hated that, as i dont give a rats furry behind about celebs and their problems.

[leader of mortals]

I didn't want to see the death scene

Brittany shaved her head bald, but shaved it a little too close... she was found dead the next day with no scalp.

[demondude]

Video game characters are still winning. >:)

[Jessweeee♪]

Well, duh, the poll is closed!

[leader of mortals]

Don't worry DD you're only twice as stupid as you think

[Bahamut2000X]

i wouldve hated that, as i dont give a rats furry behind about celebs and their problems.

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh, it wouldn't have been that bad xD

[Freya]

Yeah. Obviously you guys weren't smart enough to see why it was grand. You get to see all those people you are tired of hearing about in the news and what not to die. How is that not cool?

[leader of mortals]

Yeah. Obviously you guys weren't smart enough to see why it was grand. You get to see all those people you are tired of hearing about in the news and what not to die. How is that not cool?

but seeing megaman without a head is cooler

[NeoCracker]

Yeah. Obviously you guys weren't smart enough to see why it was grand. You get to see all those people you are tired of hearing about in the news and what not to die. How is that not cool?

No.

[edczxcvbnm]

Yeah. Obviously you guys weren't smart enough to see why it was grand. You get to see all those people you are tired of hearing about in the news and what not to die. How is that not cool?

That is why I read news XD I get to avoid all that mess with celebrities and what not. Maybe you should like...read the news instead of watch the news?

[Jessweeee♪]

...or watch the right news.

[leader of mortals]

so... when is the mafia game?

[Levian]

Lekana mentioned it in the previous mafia game. I'll dig it up for ya.


Also for you children's information we plan on starting possibly the 15th for that's when my spring break starts and i'll have a weeks time to be on for the game.

[leader of mortals]

thank you