Best Life Advice Someone Gave You

[Hazzard]

My best advice has to be:
"Do it for the lulz"

You guys?

[Peegee]

If you don't know, ask. It's the best advice I've ever been given.

[Balzac]

If you don't know, ask. It's the best advice I've ever been given.

^tru dat.

[Sergeant Hartman]

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

[mooglebunni608]

"Get out of the way!!!"
I live by those words.

[Evastio]

I guess this is a sarcastic thread so I'll post likewise.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead

You're going to do it because I SAID SO!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

Don't worry about senility. When it hits you you won't know it.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

If it's wet and you didn't touch it, don't smurf it...:cool:

[NeoCracker]

Trojans and district fives rip easy. (District five here gives out free condoms. :P)

This is the only thing resembling a sex talk I ever got. :p

[NeoTifa]

lol

dont eat yellow snow!!!

if you dont try, youll never be dissapointed, but you wont be sucessful either.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

If she's light and it's black, that :skull::skull::skull::skull: is whack...:cool:

[NeoTifa]

i dont understand any of your advice ttr. ;_; sry.

dont count your chickens before they hatch.

you cant finish something if you didnt start it.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

If their twins and they go down faster than the towers, call national security...:cool:...or not

[Captain Maxx Power]

You may die today, you may die tomorrow. You may die when your young or you may die when you're old. If you spend your life worrying about the end constantly you'll never have time to use the time you are given. You don't want to be at the end of your life without a life behind you.

[Rye]

I get my best life advice from books. I think one of the best one I got was an autobiography (a real one, unlike Memoirs of a Geisha) from one of the best geisha in history, Mineko Iwasaki, about how hard work and classiness is the best way to prove people's negative comments about you wrong. It's only real way to win.

[smittenkitten]

If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return. :)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return. :)

Lol, kids...:rolleyes2


The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...;)

[NeoCracker]

This wasn't advice given to me, more like my personal motto. ;)

In this world, it is easier to make someone miserable then to make them happy. Therefore, by choosing to spend my life making others suffer, I can accomplish more then the person who wants to make people happy.

I hope you can all take this to heart.

[smittenkitten]

If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return. :)

Lol, kids...:rolleyes2


The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...;)
I'll have you know I'll be 18 soon! :tongue:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, just to let y'all know...Once you go black, you end up in a wheelchair...;)


Edit: I heard that smitten! Holla!;)

[Aerith's Knight]

treat others how you treat yourself.(how you yourself would want to be treaten.)

[Raebus]

Never stick any object in a plug socket.

[NeoCracker]

treat others how you treat yourself.(how you yourself would want to be treaten.)

That is NOT good advice to give to a Masochist. Just saying.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Look in the mirror with her. If she has no reflection, smurf her...:cool:

[scrumpleberry]

treat others how you treat yourself.(how you yourself would want to be treaten.)

That is NOT good advice to give to a Masochist. Just saying.

Unless they live in an exclusively masochistic society.

[Araciel]

Let's see...how did it go...

"Don't put your finger in there."

Then years later someone told me "Put your finger in here."

They both turned out to be awesome advice.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Let's see...how did it go...

"Don't put your finger in there."

Then years later someone told me "Put your finger in here."

They both turned out to be awesome advice.

Don't forget "Don't take it out!"...:cool:

[NeoCracker]

You're not even trying anymore, are you Typhoon? :p

[TyphoonThaReapa]

You're not even trying anymore, are you Typhoon? :p

If you smell the ocean, it shows hell ain't 'cha motion...:cool:


Hows that Neo?

[Dolentrean]

"Living is a once in a lifetime opportunity."

"Its ok to laugh at it!"

"Waist time like its free."

Those three are personal mottos that I made and this last one is just classic.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"

[NeoCracker]

Alright, I'll take it.

"Some say the Glass is half empty, other say it's half full. Me? I just drink whatever is in the glass."

[TyphoonThaReapa]

My turn

"They didn't make Beauty and The Beast for nothing! Make sure that bitch get a HIV test first..."

:cool:

[NeoTifa]

wtf. ttr, yours are all dirty sex advices that make no sense!!!! D:<

those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

^that one i live by.

[Dolentrean]

those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

People who live in glass houses should be careful where they take there showers. :)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"Men are not seahorses. So let that bitch carry her own children.."

:cool:

[Hazzard]

"bros before hoes"

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but HIV can kill you..."

:cool:

[scrumpleberry]

Whether your glass is half empty or half full, it's your job to fill it up.

[Dolentrean]

Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

And on that note I was talking to a lunch lady the other day, and she said

“If you have to be a bird, you might as well be an eagle.”

[Miriel]

Kurt Vonnegut wrote a lot of little sage pieces of advice that I take to heart. There's really too many to count.

Here's a good one From God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater:


Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind.

My parents taught me since I was very young that to influence people and to do good in other people's lives was what would make your own life meaningful. They also taught me to dream big.

You can't accomplish great things in life if you don't have great big hopes and dreams to start out with.

I also subscribe to the whole "pay it forward" idea. I really do believe that if I am particularly nice to someone, they will in turn be nice to others. And if I take the time to help out somebody, they will remember that and take the time to help someone else. It's the reason why in road rage crazy LA, I let people come into my lane if they're struggling to get in, or I can see that they're trying to get to the exist, and it's why I share my business information with others who are starting out in the photography industry because others have helped ME in the past.

It all basically boils down to being nice, and realizing that you only have one life. And in the words of the fabulous Tim Gunn, you have to MAKE IT WORK.

[NeoCracker]

Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

And on that note I was talking to a lunch lady the other day, and she said

“If you have to be a bird, you might as well be an eagle.”

I'd much rather be a penguin myself.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm going to fucking stab you."

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"If she ducks every time a man in a purple suit walk into the room, if she run fast in high heels, and if she's name after a alcoholic beverage she shows the basic symptoms of $5 Ho..."

:cool:

[NeoCracker]

When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"Why the the chicken cross the road? So he can get away from that bitch of a hen!"


:cool:

[Blue Harvest]

"Fuck the future, live for today"


Words I live by.

[Quindiana Jones]

"You're only as old as you feel."

[Blue Harvest]

"You're only as old as the girl you feel"

My brother's words not mine :p

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"You're only as old as you feel when your mentally challenged."


Fixed...:cool:

[scrumpleberry]

Overusing the cool smiley makes it lose all of it's cool.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"What? I love women! It's the bitches that get 'cha!"


:cool:

[NeoTifa]

"stay away from ttr. hes bad for your health" my mom told me that one. i live by that every day. :)

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"stay away from ttr. hes bad for your health" my mom told me that one. i live by that every day. :)

:cool:

[Iceglow]

From the book Legend by David Gemmell.

"Some of you might be afraid of dying but all men must die for none get out of this life alive."

Druss the axeman say's it on the walls of the fortress just before the worlds biggest army turns up to attack them. I think it's good advice because even if you worry about death all your life and never do anything dangerous or even smells like it could be dangerous then what kind of life is that? You're still going to die and it's when danger and death have been faced down and you survive that life becomes that much sweeter.

[Quindiana Jones]

"You're only as old as you feel when your mentally challenged."


Fixed...:cool:

Oh mercy! Hilarious! Oh TTP you devil! Not only have you blessed us with your own glorious pieces of life advice, you have also edited mine to make it humorous! Pure genius, you! Hahaha!

[Hazzard]

lol, 52 replies in the space of a few hours. Astonishing how much advice you EOFFers have to offer, ehh?

[NeoTifa]

lol i sense some sarcasm there quinny boy

[TyphoonThaReapa]

"You're only as old as you feel when your mentally challenged."


Fixed...:cool:

Oh mercy! Hilarious! Oh TTP you devil! Not only have you blessed us with your own glorious pieces of life advice, you have also edited mine to make it humorous! Pure genius, you! Hahaha!

I know!!! Ain't I the best!?!?

:cool:

[Anno Domini]

"you CAN do it. if you can't, then someone didn't explain it to you in the right way."

simple, but its affected me to this day

[Sarc the Swordsman]

"If you don't succeed the first time, pick yourself up and try again and again until you do. Determination isn't a bad trait, you know." One of the quotes that my friend Hayleigh says.

[Aerith's Knight]

"You're only as old as the girl you feel"

My brother's words not mine :p

how about Charlie Sheen's words in "two and a half men". -_-'

I think it was in S4 when he started feeling old.

"Let me tell you Alan, you're only as old as the girls you feel. And lately, ive been feeling about 24."

[~*~Celes~*~]

1. "Do, or do not. There is no try." Said by Yoda but my Band teacher is the one who taught it to me. He's the most influential teacher I've had because he's been my teacher for 8 years now, so anything he says like that, I take to heart.

2. "Sitting on your ass, whining about how the world refuses to conform to your wishes will get you nowhere. Instead, get up off your butt and show the world who you are." - Me

[NeoCracker]

There are 24 cans of beer in a case and 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not.

[Madame Adequate]

Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority about what could not be done and could never happen.


A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.


No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

[Araciel]

"Food goes in here."

[Yamaneko]

"Penis goes in here."

[Hazzard]

"Penis goes in here."

haha lulz..

[Breine]

My parents have always encouragd me to be myself, which is a great piece of advice.

[Tallulah]

'Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, you'll have the time of your life.'

I originally heard that on a Billy Connolly interview I think it was; he was quoting something one of his friends had said.

[Caraliz]

"If you can't get love from your parents, look for love elsewhere."

It's the best piece of advice I've ever gotten. :p

[Dolentrean]

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson

[Chemical]

Nike- "Just Do It"

[Rianoa]

smile and people smile back lol :snowgirl:

[Fonzie]

"It does what it's told!"


:monster:

[Hazzard]

"Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley

[confidence999]

If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return.

[NeoTifa]

"band teachers are lacking social lives. when they tell you that you suck, its really an inferiority complex, and has nothing to do with your amazing talent at blowin' that boner! (the tromboner, oh course :))" =me

[Sarc the Swordsman]

"Sara says: if you see a crisp packet on the floor don't pick it up"

Wow, such...amazing advice. xD

[Montoya]

Mmm..., the best advice people give me is usually the ones that I don't follow.
For instance an older friend of mine was telling me how he broke up with his girlfriend of many years just because he got bored and ended up regretting it so badly because it went bad for both of them, specially her.
Well, I had his same feelings and I was bored of being with my girlfriend of three years so I broke up with her thinking things would be alright. Regretted it a month later when she got with another guy and moved in with him and dropped her studies.
Needless to say, I've gotten over it now. Although it did suck that I had to go through so much BS. But hey, that's life.

[Blue Harvest]

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too much.

[Montoya]

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too much.

Goddamn that is true.

The best advice I ever gave someone was "Don't fuck up."

[Aerith's Knight]

"when life gives you lemons, take the time to make lemonade.. dont just suck on them."