5 Word Post Story Time

[Hazzard]

Ok boys and girls, lets begin!

Jesus looked up from hell

[scrumpleberry]

to see a chicken in a

[mooglebunni608]

pink fur coat with a

[Evastio]

pair of hairy brown maracas

[Jessweeee♪]

which he shook violently, while

[mooglebunni608]

an accordian player danced with

[41-Inches-Wide]

a sleazy barmaid and then

[Jessweeee♪]

a messenger bird flew in

(Hazzard, you should edit the first post and put the whole story there O:)

[Anno Domini]

with a nice, juicy, fat

[NeoCracker]

Mother hen from the UK.

[Hazzard]

Which heaved up a vomit

[IronOcean]

to throw at a passerby

[Selena_Akariko]

who had a huge hat

[NeoTifa]

that sang when you did

[Jessweeee♪]

. He was doomed to sing

[Rye]

while furiously shaking his yoohoo

[smittenkitten]

a kitty suddenly walked by

[Hazzard]

Gnawing at a rat's body

[NeoCracker]

Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but lets use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?

For Instance Smitten, your line doesn't even make sense when you look at the few posts before.


. He was doomed to sing


while furiously shaking his yoohoo


a kitty suddenly walked by

Rye, you need a period at the end.

Then Smitten, capitalize your sentence, that way those two are split into two separate Ideas, and then it will make more sense.

Thank you for your time.

[Rye]

I hate to break it to you, NeoCracker, but I don't have psychic abilities, and I didn't know if someone was going to add onto that sentence (while furiously shaking his yoohoo, crying over the 2008 election, for example) or not, so I didn't think to end the sentence. xD

[NeoCracker]

I wouldn't have either, but thats hardly an excuse not to try to make this look better.

[Jessweeee♪]

Gnawing at a rat's body

. The rat was also singing

[mooglebunni608]

a song by avril lavigne...

[scrumpleberry]

The kitten pulled a face.

[Jessweeee♪]

All of the music was

[White_Dove15445]

horrible to listen to, so...

[Hazzard]

Jesus came back to life

[NeoTifa]

the kitten had a seizure. NVM!!!

and met with Shiva, to

[Dolentrean]

and the cow jumped over

[Iceglow]

twenty fat screaming piles of

[Evastio]

sharp teethed eyeballs with blond

[Hazzard]

Eyelashes which viciously devoured the

[Quindiana Jones]

face of a mutated goldfish





Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but let's use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?


Let's = let us. ZING.

[Anno Domini]

which screamed a horrible prophecy.

[Jessweeee♪]

I watched all of this

[Captain Maxx Power]

whilst punching a passing child

[Jessweeee♪]

. I apologized for being mean

[Captain Maxx Power]

, but administered a kick anyways

[Jessweeee♪]

and apologized again. The car

[Quindiana Jones]

slammed into the child. I

[Anno Domini]

i was stealing that moment

[Hazzard]

Blood blurred the window screen...

[Jessweeee♪]

I wrote an apology letter

[scrumpleberry]

to the King of Spain

[Captain Maxx Power]

and we killed some puppies

[Jessweeee♪]

, it was the humane thing

[Captain Maxx Power]

since we needed their pelts

[Jessweeee♪]

to give to blind orphans

[Momiji]

because we couldn't pay them

[Hazzard]

Rattling in the Amazon Rain-forest

[Leeza]

...was a thread of spam.

*closes*