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Hazzard
03-08-2008, 04:27 PM
Ok boys and girls, lets begin!
Jesus looked up from hell
scrumpleberry
03-08-2008, 04:27 PM
to see a chicken in a
mooglebunni608
03-08-2008, 04:29 PM
pink fur coat with a
Evastio
03-08-2008, 04:29 PM
pair of hairy brown maracas
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 04:42 PM
which he shook violently, while
mooglebunni608
03-08-2008, 04:49 PM
an accordian player danced with
41-Inches-Wide
03-08-2008, 04:55 PM
a sleazy barmaid and then
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 05:03 PM
a messenger bird flew in
(Hazzard, you should edit the first post and put the whole story there O:)
Anno Domini
03-08-2008, 05:37 PM
with a nice, juicy, fat
NeoCracker
03-08-2008, 05:38 PM
Mother hen from the UK.
Hazzard
03-08-2008, 05:43 PM
Which heaved up a vomit
IronOcean
03-08-2008, 05:50 PM
to throw at a passerby
Selena_Akariko
03-08-2008, 06:01 PM
who had a huge hat
NeoTifa
03-08-2008, 06:03 PM
that sang when you did
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 06:18 PM
. He was doomed to sing
while furiously shaking his yoohoo
smittenkitten
03-08-2008, 07:06 PM
a kitty suddenly walked by
Hazzard
03-08-2008, 07:51 PM
Gnawing at a rat's body
NeoCracker
03-08-2008, 07:55 PM
Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but lets use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?
For Instance Smitten, your line doesn't even make sense when you look at the few posts before.
. He was doomed to sing
while furiously shaking his yoohoo
a kitty suddenly walked by
Rye, you need a period at the end.
Then Smitten, capitalize your sentence, that way those two are split into two separate Ideas, and then it will make more sense.
Thank you for your time.
I hate to break it to you, NeoCracker, but I don't have psychic abilities, and I didn't know if someone was going to add onto that sentence (while furiously shaking his yoohoo, crying over the 2008 election, for example) or not, so I didn't think to end the sentence. xD
NeoCracker
03-08-2008, 08:02 PM
I wouldn't have either, but thats hardly an excuse not to try to make this look better.
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 08:02 PM
Gnawing at a rat's body
. The rat was also singing
mooglebunni608
03-08-2008, 08:07 PM
a song by avril lavigne...
scrumpleberry
03-08-2008, 08:13 PM
The kitten pulled a face.
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 08:17 PM
All of the music was
White_Dove15445
03-08-2008, 08:54 PM
horrible to listen to, so...
Hazzard
03-08-2008, 09:14 PM
Jesus came back to life
NeoTifa
03-08-2008, 09:14 PM
the kitten had a seizure. NVM!!!
and met with Shiva, to
Dolentrean
03-08-2008, 09:15 PM
and the cow jumped over
Iceglow
03-08-2008, 09:19 PM
twenty fat screaming piles of
Evastio
03-08-2008, 09:30 PM
sharp teethed eyeballs with blond
Hazzard
03-08-2008, 09:38 PM
Eyelashes which viciously devoured the
Quindiana Jones
03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
face of a mutated goldfish
Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but let's use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?
Let's = let us. ZING.
Anno Domini
03-08-2008, 11:32 PM
which screamed a horrible prophecy.
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 11:39 PM
I watched all of this
Captain Maxx Power
03-08-2008, 11:41 PM
whilst punching a passing child
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 11:42 PM
. I apologized for being mean
Captain Maxx Power
03-08-2008, 11:50 PM
, but administered a kick anyways
Jessweeee♪
03-08-2008, 11:56 PM
and apologized again. The car
Quindiana Jones
03-09-2008, 12:02 AM
slammed into the child. I
Anno Domini
03-09-2008, 12:03 AM
i was stealing that moment
Hazzard
03-09-2008, 12:09 AM
Blood blurred the window screen...
Jessweeee♪
03-09-2008, 12:44 AM
I wrote an apology letter
scrumpleberry
03-09-2008, 12:47 AM
to the King of Spain
Captain Maxx Power
03-09-2008, 01:39 AM
and we killed some puppies
Jessweeee♪
03-09-2008, 01:50 AM
, it was the humane thing
Captain Maxx Power
03-09-2008, 03:16 AM
since we needed their pelts
Jessweeee♪
03-09-2008, 03:23 AM
to give to blind orphans
Momiji
03-09-2008, 04:52 AM
because we couldn't pay them
Hazzard
03-09-2008, 09:22 AM
Rattling in the Amazon Rain-forest
Leeza
03-09-2008, 09:50 AM
...was a thread of spam.
*closes*
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